What are the three most misplaced items in everyday life? You might be thinking keys, wallets, and the television remote, but you're forgetting the one thing we're always losing: Ladies! Every time we're about to leave the house, we can never remember where we last put our ladies. Are they down the back of the sofa? In the washing machine? If only there were some way we could keep track of our ladies!
Eastasiasoft, a company whose games include "Waifu Uncovered" and "Hentai vs. Evil", have just shown off their latest take on the "girls wearing uncomfortably tight underwear" genre: 20 Ladies, in which you complete simple platforming puzzles to gather up all of your lost ladies. Also, the ladies are naked! For some reason! Maybe all their trousers were shredded by the spinning spike traps that litter the levels. Poor ladies.
The trailer is age-restricted, because the ladies aren't wearing much, so we can't actually embed it here — but as long as you're an adult, you can check it out on YouTube.
But the best part of this game is yet to come, friends. We rarely dip our toes into the console wars, because we are A) adults, B) owners of multiple consoles, and C) friends with all the Pure Xbox and Push Square writers, but we can't help but find it quite amusing that Nintendo gets "ladies", while the PS4 and PS5 get... bunnies:
Yes, for PlayStaytion players, the scantily-clad lasses of 20 Ladies have been replaced with anthropomorphised, fully-clothed rabbit women, thanks to Sony's strict rules on sexual content. Check out the difference in the descriptions:
20 Ladies: "Beware of hazards! Break a heart three times, and you’ll instantly respawn at the beginning, with your lady counter reset to zero. You’ll need to touch them all without dying in order to proceed to the next stage and unlock an alluring image for each one you complete."
20 Bunnies: "Beware of hazards! Lose three hearts, and you’ll instantly respawn at the beginning, with your bunny counter reset to zero. You’ll need to find them all without dying in order to proceed to the next stage and unlock an adorable image for each one you complete."
Well, let's put a positive spin on this: Whether you're into unlocking lovely lady lumps or fluffy bunny tails, there's something for everyone. One thing's for certain: we'll never lose our ladies again.
20 Ladies comes to the Nintendo eShop on November 19th.