Iacobus

Iacobus

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Re: Video: Relive The Thrill Of The Arcade With The Most Bonkers Nintendo Switch Stand Yet

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I'm hearing pre-orders for those Arcade1Up cabinets from GameStop are pretty healthy. (They're 3/4 scale.)

As a teenager during the 80's, I don't remember sticky floors. Maybe some cig smoke here and there. I definitely do remember "quarter queues" (they'd put their quarters up on the marquee of the machine to let the current player know they wanted to play next after he was done).

Re: Latest Octopath Traveler Restock In Japan Sells Out Again

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@Pod ?

My physical copy of Octopath Traveler (as all my other physical Switch copies of games) says "Made in Japan." (I'm in the USA, if that matters. I heard distribution is different in regions of the world.)

Love this game. I'm about 25 hours in. Have all 8 travelers. I keep pulling myself every which way. ("Should I do Oberic's Chapter 2 next?" "No, wait! What's this? Oooo, it's another shrine!")

Re: Soapbox: What Splatoon 2 Can Learn From Fortnite And Paladins, And Vice Versa

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You guys at Nintendo Life are focusing on the wrong elements, not to mention comparing apples to oranges.

Minus Splatoon 2's technical issues (namely, its peer-to-peer model and especially its tick rate), it's a great game. Where the game absolutely shines is in its local LAN play (where you can actually communicate with your teammates) and Salmon Run. The game literally screams, "PLAY ME AT A LAN PARTY OR GET-TOGETHER!" (You'll note this is no different from the other multiplayer offerings like Mario Kart 8 Deluxe or even Overcooked.)

There's a reason why Nintendo decided not to have voice chat with strangers. You'd have to be a simpleton to not figure out why.

I haven't even bothered with Fortnite or Paladins. I just have no interest.

@NEStalgia: They do the reset with Rank X, don't they? I don't know offhand; the highest I've maintained is S+. (Oh, the trials and tribulations of a charger main...)

Re: Nindies Respond To Nintendo Releasing High Volume Of Games On Switch eShop

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I'm really, really picky at what I buy to begin with, so this is a big nothingburger to me.

The only thing I use the eShop for is to get what I'm looking for and nothing more. It's not my fault people can't separate the chaff from the wheat. Ask around or use YouTube to see "let's play"-style videos if you're on the fence about something.

It's clear, based upon the bestsellers on the eShop, that people will buy quality, well-done games to begin with.

Re: Poll: Is Your Nintendo Switch Cracking Under The Pressure?

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Had my Switch since about a month after launch. Other than a some slight scuffing, I don't see any cracks. I pretty much take care of it, including dusting and maintenance. I take my blower for my camera and use that for the Switch's vent and intakes.

This could be a case of which lots of units were made where. (Batch or serial numbers?) I remember they were trying to get them out as fast as they could make them during the sellout craze. Wouldn't surprise me if some units slipped through the QA cracks in the process. (No pun intended.)

Re: Review: Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion (Switch eShop)

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@HADAA I was certainly not expecting towards the end of the expansion. I'm still not big on the final fight but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

Oh, and that challenge with all the octolings and their specials? (The one where you have to defend the orb from them.) It can go die in a fire. lol

Re: Review: Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion (Switch eShop)

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@rjejr Don't ever let a losing streak get you down and salty; we all get them. I'm at S or above in everything but Clam Blitz. (Think I'm A- but can't remember offhand.) Can't say I didn't fight for it all, especially being a charger main. (Mostly E-Liter, depending on mode/map.)

Can't let modes like Ranked get to you for the reasons I stated before. Playing Ranked is like playing with half a chess set due to you being just a quarter of the team's equation. Your teammates have to be good too, especially without thorough communication.

Salmon Run is an awesome diversion from the salt that is PvP...unless you get terrible teammates. (And it happens.) Like Ranked, it really shines when you can communicate with friends.

Re: Review: Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion (Switch eShop)

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@SlimeKnight There's only so much you can do as part of a team, especially if they're strangers. You're much better off playing in a League or playing locally. Even Salmon Run suffers from the lack of communication between strangers. It may seem I'm denigrating the lack of communication between strangers; I'm not. I prefer it this way. I don't need a 12-year-old I don't even know trash-talking me.

The World Championship showed what the game is capable of when friends/players communicate.

Back on-topic: This new expansion has been great so far. I wasn't a fan of the octo oven fight, though. Not only do you have to deal with the oven but several enemies perched on top of the oven, including snipers in the last phase. I didn't (totally) die but it was...decidedly not easy.

Re: Nintendo Accidentally Shows Switch Icons For Super Smash Bros. Ultimate And Pokemon Let’s Go

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When I was moderating a Photoshop jam (basically, a marathon where Photoshop and its user's artworks were featured), one of Adobe's poor evangelists---who was up for more than 24 hours---accidentally launched the beta version of Photoshop (which no one other than everyone involved in the beta had access to) in front of everyone, live, over the Internet.

We were cracking up behind the digital curtain. He quickly realized what he had done and closed it down. It was a big nothingburger though, other than being good for a chuckle. We all lived. He still has his job. xD

But this? I don't get how this was a slip. They're icons. How else are they supposed to get access to whatever's on the console?

Re: Random: Praise The Bricks! Dark Souls Gets A LEGO Makeover

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Am I the only one who found this kind of anemic? (The bits where he simply walked off the ledge were funny, though.)

The title of the article was clickbait; I thought the head honchos over at LEGO went crazy for a second there until I found out it was fan-made. Seriously, what's next? Bayonetta, Infinite Climax LEGO? Let's be serious, here. lol

Re: Welcome To Jurassic Pinball, Launching 25th May On Nintendo Switch

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I hate to be that guy, but what makes this table any worse than the convoluted messes that are FX3's tables? Sometimes, simpler is better. I honestly don't like most of what Zen offers. (Honestly, they were going to forget about patching Pinball FX3 doing 60fps handheld until there was a stink.) I'm finding The Pinball Arcade much better, especially with classic tables like Black Hole.

Re: Review: Arcade Archives Moon Patrol (Switch eShop)

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Love this game. Used to play it all the time at a local bowling alley back in the 80's. I kind of stunk at it then but I'm much better at it now.

What makes this game even better is that you can keep feeding credits after exhausting your lives so you can get to know the checkpoints so you can see how better you perform on the next go-round.

Re: Super Bomberman R Is Coming To Rival Systems With Exclusive Characters

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I liked the game; I just didn't find it as fun as the Bomberman games I'm used to. (Where are customization options like what items appear in game? Where are the other fun items like Line Bombs? The Detonator? Kicking bombs into each other producing a mega bomb?)

I absolutely hated the fact that stages were locked behind the currency of the game. What's up with that?

Aside from that, I don't give a rat's rootie-patootie whether it was exclusive or not.

Re: Toys R Us Is Closing All Of Its US And UK Stores

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@JohnBlackstar I've made an effort to support local businesses if I can help it. I bought a mirrorless IL camera recently and patronize the establishment I bought it from regularly. (It actually seems to be doing a pretty good business, which surprised me.)

Same goes for physical games; I shop nearby. However, some things I just can't get locally. I bought a guitar multi-effects processor that I surprisingly couldn't get from anywhere but Amazon.

Anyway, I don't have as much fond memories for TRU as I did Child World. (I'm dating myself here.) They went out of business back in the early 1990's.

Re: Nintendo Reveals Details About Rank X In Splatoon 2

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@Xaessya My only gripe is that the game really shines when in an atmosphere where you can communicate with your teammates. (e.g., local LAN play.) Not so much online, unless playing League Battle, which is a different animal from Ranked.

This is one of those games (along with games like Mario Kart 8 Deluxe) where if you go to a party or convention, you're going to have a blast.

Re: Flipping Heck, That Pinball FX3 Switch Patch Is Coming After All

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I wasn't even aware that they had previously reneged on releasing a patch. I'm not even sure if I want to support a company that does that to its customers but it's a bit late in my case; I already bought the Portal table.

ON EDIT: I forgot to add: I'm getting a little miffed by developers who are obviously too lazy to optimize a game no matter the platform. I've heard (and experienced myself) the Pac-Man Championship Edition 2 slowdown. Game-breaking? No. Annoying, especially if it can be avoided? Yes.

Re: Bayonetta 2 Drops Out Of The UK Charts Top Ten As Mario Bounces Back

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I basically went in blind with Bayonetta 2. I'm glad I did. I even got my brother in on it. He watches me play just for the zany, over-the-top story that even has a lot of heart. I'm definitely buying Bayonetta 3 when that rolls out.

(I bought a physical copy. I'm in the US.)

Considering the amount of games that are out there, I'm at least glad it placed somewhere. I wasn't expecting much for a game that was basically unknown to the Grand Theft Auto-buying masses.