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I wish it was an audience filled with women.

Three helmets and three Jabii gloves; no cups for protection.

AS much as I'd like to see a Yu Yu Hakusho mod skin for this game, I'd really like it if they'd give shodai nekketsu kouha kunio-kun an actual release; I wouldn't even care if they called it Super Kenny Smack'em Up-kun.

Highly recommend Dungeons & Dragons: CoM. It's actually two online side-scrolling beat'em up games in one , and for about $4.00, over the usual $15.00.

The MH games are fun. There's a little learning curve, but it isn't that bad.

The RE games are decent.

Meowth used Payday; it was super-effective.

Skip to the 2:00 mark; you're welcome.

I'd still like to see if it can operate normally (internals, like gyroscope, fan, etc,) or dropped 1000' in a vacuum (not a literal clean-your-house vacuum.)

Next up, will it blend?

....how is it they'll make MTG skins for Minecraft, but won't release a worthy MTG game? That last pay-wall was terrible--would have forgiven them if the physical packs had a code to get a digital booster pack in the game.

Will my amiibo unlock any content? (lel)

I actually do want a Tails and or Knuckles amiibo.

...but why do I want to play Switch? This "commercial" felt like "things to do when you're not playing Switch." Obviously, this needs more Nintendo Karen.

Some of these characters would be fun, but I feel like you could do a re-skin with some alternate moves, since most characters have custom moves. Ryu=Ken, Bayonetta=Chun Li, Meta Knight=Tails, Lil' Mac+Meta Knight=Knuckles, Toon Link+Pac-Man=Bomberman, Peach=Daisy, Diddy/Donkey=any Kong, etc,.

What we should have: any character who is in the game, should have their main boss (Mario & Bowser), partner (Fox & Falco), or titular equivalent (FE characters, Ness & Lucas) to add balance.

But for questioning the question, where's Snake? Did he get lost in the mail? Did he not have enough stamps to cover postage?

I would accept this watch as a gift. For $258,000.00+tax, I would probably rather invest in making my own Poke-watch (Poketch, ha.)

If I possessed over $400,000,000.00, I'd be the owner of a new watch.

Splatoon shirts when?

Why aren't people using the Poke pelago to level up while you sleep?
Although, I guess that glitch with resetting the internal clock to make the pelago instant-level got patched, so...

Nintendo really needs to have a poll for colors. I'd have liked having two green LR Joy-cons.

Piss everyone off by making Geno a character. ha.

Piss even more people off by making Ness a character.

They should have skipped the "No way of the Hadouken" and lowered the price to $15.00 digital, $20.00 cartridge to make the sales figures they really want.

....I just want a new Pokemon TCG on 3DS.

I was going to make an obligatory 'inevitable _____' comment, but I'd rather not.

One inevitable tactic I want to see: hogging item boxes and stalking people in battle mode.

.....and if Nintendo likes eight Koopa Kids, can we get Callie and Marie DLC?

A real Pro tip: practice driving backwards to do a boomerang. So many people get confused from this unorthodox tactic.

Great game, but with so many new characters, I hope it adds more content besides the DLC costumes.

One good note, if this got a port, what other titles will get Switch(ed)?

....Sonic Mania&Knuckles&Tails 3.

I really hope the versus mode is going to be worthwhile.

I'm still crushing on Nintendo Karen.

This should prelude to the squid sisters quitting, becoming final bosses of a splatout on a special stage and getting replaced by squid cousins Caellum and Morrie.

I really hope this squid sister saga builds to something bigger.

He wanted to be the very best.

Paper Mario. Are you kidding me? Missed opportunity.

I wonder if Marshadow will make an appearance and whichtyping they'll go for, if the 'power' doesn't take typing into account, i.e. Ghost-type, but super-effective to Dark-type.

....with my 1000 Charizards.

I think I'd rather have cross-play become more of a thing. That would really drive the want for Switch. That way, you can have your 3DS titles on the TV.

I wonder if they'll make a TLoZ opera next?

....A. S. says the same thing after every victory in court. I wonder if he dresses like Phoenix Wright? I'd also like to hear his 'game over' quote.

I would like a Nintendo-fied version of Tekken 7. Don't know which I'd choose between NT7 or Pokken 2.

New meme: engaged Nintendo mom, Sarah. 'Dammit mom, Zelda has more moves than spamming B.'

Would have been cool to give each region its own variant color. If not that, at least a LE for each region.

Looking at that powerpoint slideshow, no Mega man Legends 3, Breath of Fire 3 remake/7, or Dungeons & Dragons side-scoller.

Resident Evil 6: Switch edition. Business as usual.

Out of all the titles, I'm really only interested in a port about Gungeons. Maybe that other game about mining. Too many Knights--should be a compilation game. Will wait till winter for more information.

Wonder if you could use the knockdown bug to get hit and walk underwater+Magnesis, but more importantly, does this chest count towards your '100%' progress?

There should be a Nintendo restaurant seeing as most of the characters eat normal-ish things: Mario & Wario's Sauteéd Garlic-Stuffed Roasted Mushroom topped with fresh mozzarella, DK & Diddy's Banana Foster topped with chocolate-coated crushed peanuts, Pikachu's macaroon poképuffs with choice of berry dipping sauce, Ness & Lucas' Happy Bleu Cow Burger with steak fries, Goemon's Mystical Dumplings, Kirby's Weekly Sweet Surprise, Olimar & Alph's blended fruit juice slushy, Link's MooMoo Milk, and so many other selections. They could even add stuff like Sonic (the Hedgehog) & Tails' chili dog.

I guess this means no MK8D+Switch bundle. At least the homeless have an opportunity to become rich by 'reselling' those shopping 'karts'.

I would drink Karen. After the edit, I'd still drink Karen.
Can't wait for the next Karen meme, 'I used to like AT&T girl, but Karen made me Switch.'

Wonder if this will have an effect on drifting+turbo+trick boost?

I just hope they address the item distribution. I really don't know why 8th gets Gold Coin, 5th gets Squid, and third gets Golden Mushroom.

I'd also like to see a mode where coins buy items.

I will laugh so hard if SoV supports Roy's amiibo, but not Corrin's.

And to that, I wonder if Fates will support Corrin?

They should have just made an online, amiibo-compatible Monopoly featuring easily recognizable IPs for 3DS/Switch.

Atonement for MP10 and a reason to buy more amiibos.....because Roy still can't be used in Fates.

Hearty Durian X5= full health+20 hearts. Problem is, you can't go past 30 hearts, I believe. That means, even if you have 20 hearts, you'll only get 8-10 hearts out of the expected 20 from your X5 Hearty Durian meal.

Adding nuts to your elixir will restore health, I believe.

I guess one thing this shows Nintendo: People want a browser. I'm going to guess by update 4.5, everything will be polished. Not, 'see-your-refelection'-polished, but at least, 'smudge-free'-polished.

I remember when SMT IV:A didn't have western confirmation and I expect the same for SMT:DSJ. I also expect to enjoy it just like Soul Hackers, which was a lot.

For people worrying about Switch, did you forget about the teaser that was shown?

Evolution 3, please. I'll do the voice-over for free.

It could start a revolution--joy-con mugs, fly swatters, tennis rackets, cane for blind folk, toothbrush, booger picker--the possibilities are endless.

I wonder how cost-effective it would be for Nintendo to give a free screen protector to Switch owners?

Nothing until MK8D. I also think the shortage of Switch in some areas led to BotW falling, because if you already bought it, you probably wouldn't buy it again. If you don't have a Switch, you probably wouldn't buy it (BotW) until you could get the system.

Now you just need to do a guide on Snowling and the sidequest, 'From the Ground Up.'

I would laugh so much if every retailer sells off their Wii U stock and it becomes the most rare and sought after Nintendo console.

I would laugh because it'd be all the people who didn't give Wii U a chance having to pay more than double the original MSRP.