H1B1Esquire

Take me off the shelf, I'm sold.

This is to balance out that Dance game coming to Wii and not Wii U.

I think the "republican agenda" of Splatoon is, get money for killing people in war and have shops sell items at high prices. That's the best guess I've got.

P.S. Try winning ranked matches with base weapons and armor. Republican agenda, confirmed.

I wish they let you boot squid party people and had an AI system for players who drop, like SSB4. If they put more time into doing those things VS Splatnet, we wouldn't be in this situation.

It's unfair you can write a patent so vague that your product could apply to anything. Hope Nintendo pulls out a win, but also hope "that-one-guy-who-seems-to-have-the-same-line-in-every-court-case" gets a new line. And it's not Phoenix.

Splatoon must have been a squid party-less fun-run. Sad I missed it.

@2:05 fake, wanna-be-Karen.

Commercial is meh; song is 7.2/10, too incomprehensible--"Switch could be"?

Looks like Bravely Default + Xenoblade Chronicles + FF XV. I'm slightly interested if this comes out before the FF VII remake....and I'm not super-interested in that.

Give me a worthy Breath of Fire, please.

While I have an interest, I'll hold off until there's a review from Nintendolife.

I could definitely see some sheets getting tied to trees during camping trips. Karen can finally become the ultimate life form she was mean to be.
If it all goes it plan and gets released.

"[Ed: we really should hire some under-30s to do this stuff.]"

I'm under thirty.

I'd like to see someone catch 'em all.

I think I'd like to trade/battle others before more shiny-mon.

@raygboyd333
You can have that, but much like Ralts, the evolution will be split between male and female. Expect Hawliita, because Lolita wrestling.

"...is that you start out with a cat, and when it evolves one easy idea is to say, ‘Okay, now there’s more heads"

Three-headed Mega Persian, confirmed.

Okay, but does it have HD rumble?

I'm going with error; only Sonic seems likely to be be on VC. THPS 2 would probably have an issue with music licensing and Narnia would be a weak choice compared to the plethora of first-party titles. Doshin could happen, but I think Baten Kaitos would be released before the yellow giant had a chance.

@SLIGEACH_EIRE
Inside has a 99.9% chance of being black. Usually, the part that says "A/C ADAPTER" is the color of the inside. Also, if you look really close, you can see the corners of the inside (by the notification LED) are black. The buttons have a 1% chance to be different than usual stock, but judging by the shoulder buttons, 0.1% chance.

Wow, HLD looks like a Cloud-Lucas-Bayonetta combo. Going to see some major nerfs after 2 weeks.

The fact that @1:03, Meme uses a dagger to land two hits for seven damage should be enough to tell you the people behind this game put a lot of thought into their creation.

I miss turn-based games and never owned a PSP, so I'll definitelty consider this if Project Octopath Traveler or Lost Sphear fail miserably.

I hope it plays a piano intro if it sees a foe.

I hope this is a sign that you should stay true to your roots: have players face each other for a chance to become champions with the prize being an all-expenses-paid trip to X location for a collaborative effort to battle/catch these legendaries.

Good thing there are still a lot of other legends/mythics out there.

It kind of looks like it should be "Breath of the Splathorn Chronicles 2."

I'm still somewhat interested.

I think I'd be interested in the physical copy.

It (Blue Shell) isn't so bad, but I like the old system of targeting current position #1, instead of finding who was #1, even if they aren't in first by the time the shell catches up to them.

Blue Shell can also stand for BS.

All you need now are: official Squid Party endorsements, drawings of genitalia, questions about "haxxors", O.C. bumps, R.P. invites, and Woomy.

...this is painful. I have a feeling this is going to be the replacement cartoon for "Sonic Boom", featuring a chance to get a fan O.C. voiced by Billy West or Michele Knotz.

I also have a suspicion Crush 40 just lost a lot of work.

...Zapdos is only 5' 3''; Pidgeot and Gengar are 4' 11''. The commercial makes every non-legendary look like a Lesney/Matchbox toy car fighting a refrigerator.

I just want to know, what happens if everyone fails the mission?

I'd like ~30 games not on VC, but the problem I'm seeing is, most of the gems are properties of other companies. Rare, Konami, Ubisoft, Treasure, Midway, THQ, etc, might make Nintendo think with their wallet.

Would love it if they included a secret stash of games that never got released/finished, betas, and maybe a few 64DD demos...cough...Earthbound 64...

...no one asks for a movie, we get a movie; everyone asks for MM Legends 3, we get Legacy Collection. I would have preferred a MM 1-3 HD remake, have Capcom buy the rights to MM "maker", followed by a swift release, or have a Monster hunter X Mega Man game.

I can see this working if the community can make mods easily.

Now, end the squid party. Same punishment as rage quitters.

I say it boils down to money. It always does.

$200.00 or you'll never see it.

This will be a great peripheral to have when Rainway launches. Also great for writing on signs in Minecraft.

Orange, teal, glow-in-the-dark, gold, "wood", lilac, cream, clear, golden rod, rainbow, checker, houndstooth, and/or periwinkle.

I can already see it: Bulb Boy X Binding of Isaac.

This sickens me.

I'm always surprised that almost everything (video games) costs about the same back then as today. I saw an advertisement for Mario Party 2 for $54.95 and Pokemon Stadium for $63.99.

....well, it does have the Nintendo seal of quality.

I bet you the permadeath will be in the form of "Your unit turned traitorous." or, "Your unit has been captured."

I might pick one up if there's a really good LE. Will be pissed if 2020 reveals a "New Retro 3DS XLI"--play all of your old carts on one system!

...it won't scratch the screen. It's ingenious, if anything.

I need that badge and a trampoline.

I would have loved if Nintendo could have remade Link's Awakening DX with these graphics.

This is a great idea, but why the hell does Nintendo not offer something like this?

.....so, we can be betches like Shinji-kun? Would rather do the G-Gundam piloting.

I guess in ten years, we can look back on Mario in a tuxedo.

I wonder if it will get delayed?