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Looks interesting. Too much coming out to reaaaaalllllyyy dive in.

Stripper Mario, working for Chip'n'Dales. What else can he do: Auto mechanic Mario, Paperboy Mario, AT&T sales rep Mario, Ebay Scalper Mario, Gas station attendant Mario, Coroner Mario, Police officer Mario....but I think that last m a y have been done already.

I'm in.

"Tuck in your shirt, mate!"

I could be grammatically incorrect.

Can't wait to see who would get a feature if they ever make a real "adult" game.

Interest is there, but I need more info.

What was that brief period Nintendo gave away Switch stuff? A two-week span?

To anyone saying $30.00 is expensive, you're partially correct. Don't forget SwitchTax™ is included on every cart. For example, Mercenary Kings is $15.00-$20.00, but the cart from LRG is $29.99.

TL;DR/IDK: Buy the game used/on sale or in the U.S., use your Gamestop points to get Nintendo eshop bucks.

P.S. The game is worth it. After you learn the not-so-explained finer movements, you'll lose the need for Beginner mode and you'll have the ability to enjoy this title to the fullest.

Earthbound. Remake EB/Mother 2 with HD graphics.

I want a physical release (Lenny face).

I have the OJO--it's better than a lot of people think. I also think it m a y not brick Switch, for the dock voltages appear to be similar to the official dock.

If you have the money, buy it.

Give me online co-op and you'll get a sale.

Couldn't be any worse than that one game Kanye made......Certainly, it couldn't be any worse than Miyamoto making a hip-pop album, riiiight??

$2.00 and I'm sold.

Maybe...it's a bald cap? Maybe Dedede needs to primal mega evolve to get a Mega Ampharos mane?

I am interested. I'm still going to wait for more info.

From the dudes who brought you CoolBaby, comes the next big thing: TepidToddler mini, LukewarmChild DS, and Super Buster Poindexter Utween.

The king of them all? The one who offers patterns for basic mediums (cardboard, plywood, etc,.) and 3-D printers.

I think everyone needs to do research on how the official Switch works (including voltage), think about how patents work, and understand that Nintendo pretty much got a C&D letter from Failoverflow/Executer/Atmosphere about weak firmware.

It's pretty clear, Nintendo learned from 3DS to nip the exploit bud early.

If ninjas kidnap my Pres, keep him. A higher percentage of (educated) citizens don't want him back.

As for the game, I can only pose this: Legend of Kay has been released three times; BDVDN needs a 2018 HD coat.

By the way, did anyone else watch the video @Shiryu posted? Anyone get Castlevania vibes around the 3:49 mark?

Honestly, if you look at the "R", you can almost see "Racing" stretch from one end of the emblem (R) to the other ("G").

For the fail: it's Sonic Running. It'll be like Super Mario Run, without being too slow.

Oh, Miiverse, you'll never really die. #Shrek4Smash.

If it doesn't get a physical release, most likely a pass for me; I'll wait for reviews, just in case it's amazing.

Quote DMX on this, "X gonna' give it to ya.'" If only Nintendo had the rights to that song.

Onix, Rayquaza, Tauros, Rapidash, Mudsdale, or Miltank, when?

The Sans jokes will never die....even though he's a skeleton. ...... .....y-yeah...

I liked the 3DS version, but no online kills me, a little. I'll pick it up used or on sale..

I liked calling it "P.O.T.", oh well.

After all I've done for Ragol, this is how they treat me? PSO and Monster Hunter, please.

Would rather CT for DS. I'd say it's the definitive version that should make its way to Switch.

I definitely agree DQB could use an update, but at the cost of slowing progress on DQB 2, I'll be okay. There are a few small gripes with DQB, such as: Fk you, Rollo, Fk you, Elise, and Fk you, Hammerheads.
That is all.

$7.00-$10.00 and I'm sold, unless they plan to add online (ha..ha..)

Definitely going to purchase this. There are a lot of titles on the cart--enough to justify the price for me.

I found enjoyment in the title, but mostly because of online matches.

Just in case anyone forgot:
Don't worry about the future. It's all right...
...Over the rainbow. There's a glorious sight.

DON'T FORGET MEEEEH.

Don't lose your head though.

Piece of cake.

See what I did there?

Anyone?

No?

Aww, man.

The "Game Over" makes it worth it.

Zeraora, when?

I think if you're going to do ports, do things that haven't been ported, such as Tengai Makyou, that one Phantasy Star Online game, Mother 3 (officially, for the West), or games that were canceled.

The other option that really pleases the crowd, multiple games on one disc/cart (cough..Bayo 2+1..cough..).

Sounds like 5.0 might have streaming features.

Looks like something on Genesis and I couldn't be more intrigued.

DQB, Mercenary Kings, and Lost Sphear.

I'm calling it now: Nintendo PuPu, toilet paper with Goombas on it.

The funny part is, if you look through youtube, you'll find there's already English dubbing. Hope they don't waste what's already done.

Who the hell keeps asking for this? I hope they took a look at past reviews and fixed some minor annoyances.....they probably didn't and won't, though.

I'll take it, but can we get Earthworm Jim in the roster?

Guaranteed, if Tengai Makyou (Oriental Blue) had been "official", it would be number one on this list.

Guess that means DLC characters.

All of your Miiverse drawings were not in vain.

For anyone who didn't pre-order a physical copy, go to SE's store and join the waiting list for a shipping update instead of paying almost double (or 2.5X, in some cases) its online counterpart.

One thing we can hope for as far as the game, DLC.

Perfect excuse for a Switch console revision.

Why the closeup shots of butts? @1:05, "What's this?", a butt. A tiger butt.