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@Ralizah
It will shake people to the core. You'll be addicted to this game and could probably clock over 500 hours in a month and a half.

Tingle is pretty much in the game. There are a lot of characters making an appearance, in some way.

Clothing is like that one SMT that wasn't a #FE game.
And Cooking Mama.

All of you will place Breath of the Wild as your number one. You'll compare this as being the definitive TLoZ.

This is the deepest truth.

I would enjoy seeing LoZ amiibo give link different costumes, in addition to the various confirmed bonus features.

Pokémon amiibo trading card game. Watch them come to life. Collect them all and live in the poor house.

Sold in blind packs. Poor house not included.

I wanted Spelunky HD 2. I guess this is as good as it gets.

It also means 'Revision' and 'Redux' and 'Rainbow' and 'Remember' and 'Reduced' if this wants to hit 10M in sales.
'R' there any other words for Sesame Bomber Street Man?

Imagine if they did this for the Wii U.

I don't always agree wih Miyamoto, but when I do, you'll get a male Zelda named Zeldan to pair with Linkle.

I can really stand behind their business model. This is justification of DLC and Amiibo.

And you thought dropping your phone in the toilet was bad. I wonder if the warranty covers....all those kinds of problems.

I guess you'd get the classic, 'Buy a new system.'

I really think they'd benefit from having set categories like Action, Platformer, RPG, etc, and a voting system.

Can we just get a new game on 3DS that utilizes the QR codes? GB: Rocket is okay, but hell, I've got a feeling FF, FE, and TLOZ will turn their TCGs into video games before we see a PTCG video game again.

Okay, DLC that adds another endng, another dungeon, and more characters with exclusive NS features. March 2018.

@HappyMaskedGuy
I don't feel like dealing with you, but if you continue to harass me, I'll report you.

@HappyMaskedGuy
While I wait for updates to download, stop talking to me. Thanks.

My inside tears are flowing on the outside. I still want most of these games to have a sequel.

or to release when they say, 'spiritual successor.' Cough, JSR, cough.

Wouldn't it be funny if PB is our reward for completion of a Global Mission? It would actually be sad, because we'd never get it.

I do like this version, but I'd have rather seen a 'Raichu' or 'Rotomdex' N3DS XL. So much potential.

@HappyMaskedGuy
Yeah...you probably are a pedophile, but you definitely are a moron, thanks for sharing.
GG, KYS. And take Miiverse with you.

@HappyMaskedGuy
If I'm a moron, what does that make you?
Could you be a balding fat guy in his late 40's trying to swoon a child in roleplay with penis drawings? Waw. Shut up and cry a river.

People who will miss Miiverse:

Pokemon roleplayers.
Penis artists.
Old guys pretending to be young guys trying to date guys pretending to be girls.
Follower-collectors.
Old guys trying to date legitimately young children.
Trolls.

Honestly, I'd like to see Nintendo let the gates open - no more miiverse admins, no bans, and no limit to messages. The above-mentioned would destroy the 'community' in less than a month. Guranteed.

I wonder how super-crisp graphics would look on a screen capable of 3D? Maybe eye-melting....headache-inducing? The world may never know.

.....if you don't like it, don't buy it? You could do the ZombiiU thing and wait till it's $9.00 at your local video game store?

I like the love Nintendo is giving to Fire Emblem to audiences outside of Japan. I just wonder, will I be able to use my other FE amiibo?

If they remake Mother 3, can I use my Earthbound amiibo??? Please???

I'm not worried about the graphics; I'm worried about the price. Remember Fire Emblem Fates S.E.? That's where my fear lies.

Hell, even Bravely Default 1 is getting pricey.

@AlternateButtons Paid online...cough FFIV/XI, cough. It's okay.
Everyone else, I couldn't be Beedrill'd to read the text-wall, but the 3DS didn't do so well in the beginning and now look at yourselves--seriously. Nintendo will be alright. If not, get some Nintendo bucks at the Nintendoland theme park, a shirt, and a signature Mario Mushroom burger.

You posted too many roleplay fantasies, which led to wang-doodles, which led to Miiverse bans, which led to the rise of WienerButt, which in turn led to more roleplay fantasies.

I kind of wonder how much money Nintendo spent on Miiverse police banning all those wangs and hacker posts? Maybe that's why Switch is going to have paid online in the fall--to recoup their losses for that pol-mii-ce-verse squad.

I'm glad region locks are gone with (WiiDs, lel) Switch, but I have a feeling we won't get exactly what we want.

@Gridatttack
Agreed. I really don't need to see someone in GTS, what does that do for me? I think when you hit 'link battle' or 'link trade', you should be brought to a list of other people who are looking for battle or trade.

The only thing worse than these excuses for excuses, is that someone actually thought this was a good idea. There is no Amaterasu; welcome to doge Hell.

I've had every model and iteration of Game Boy since Game Boy (except the Timex-green backlit G.B.) and my favorite is New 3ds xl.

Clamshell-design for protection with sleep-mode if I can't play. Rechargeable battery because, the enviroment (and I dislike springs.) Powerful processing. Innumerable features, (thanks to homebrew) including: connectivity to Wii/U, no link cables/functioning IR, NFC, and so, so much more.

From someone who's been enjoying video games since pre-K, this (N3DS XL) is the highest echelon of handhelds until Super New 3ds XL U comes out. Thank you, Nintendo.

I would do terrible things to see an Earthbound remake using assets from Smash 4. Onett in HD just fits so well.

Oh Okami, I bet there will be a blizzard to add to the trials of getting through NYC at night. And I guess people could spend some time in Rockefeller plaza if they end up being #251+.

If done well, I think anyone would give anything a chance.

In terms of animation, you'll never please everyone because there's always that one group of people.

Truthfully, I'd choose animation over live-action. COUGH Ass. Creed COUGH.

Nice! Now Nintendo can C&D the 'Mother 4' fan-game four days before it launches, as well.

I wonder who takes credit when something flops? Do they just blame Reggie? Is this why his 'body is ready'?

I wouldn't urinate on this movie and not because I wouldn't to ruin the movie-- it's so ruined, it's better off left behind a toilet. STOP GIVING JOHN LEGUIZAMO MONEY UNTIL HE APOLOGIZES FOR 'The Pest'.

I'll accept a re-creation on the grounds everyone involved in the project actually knows what the game is, it doesn't get 'the Disney treatment' and isn't directed by J. J. Abrams.

P.S. @DanteSolablood, Uwe Boll makes films for tax-shielding purposes--they HAVE to be bad. Seriously.

Personally, I wish Nintendo sent him a letter of 'conglaturations' for making a poké game that substitutes water for milk in the recipe. It's nice to have something different, yet similar.

In a way, maybe this shutdown was good; Nintendo gave him tons of publicity and that may lead to others wanting to work with him on future projects....and then legally release those projects.

I remember reading somewhere that Pokkén CAN support two gamepads, but two Wii U's have to be linked together--really hoping there's some sort of connection to Switch to increase performance.

One thing that does suck: memory. Did anyone ever try the digital version of Xenoblade Chronicles X? 20gb; if you use the disc and DLC, 10gb. On top of the fact you never get the full storage space, i.e. 32gb is ~30gb with system files, we're going to need a bigger (external hard drive) boat.

I will cry if this game gets cancelled for Wii U. Oddly enough, a Wii U system retails for the same price as it did at launch. People might make the (pun), but I hope Nintendo doesn't Yooka-Laylee everyone.

Did anyony confirm if smash-Villager unlocks....OG Villager?

Also, behold those ips screens. Behold.

3ds is now more stable than:
a two-legged table
the stock market
Donald Trumps mentality
Wilford Brimelys' 'diabeetus'
a weight-watchers weight
Taylor Swift's dating cycle
Nevada desert rock-art
Wii fit U balance board on an ironing board glued to a cemented board.

Until 'pesky' pirates try to balance an exploit on an sd card.

To any who care, if you tried the first GBC Pokémon TCG but asked yourself, "why couldn't they include more!", I recommend Rocket Strikes Back, the second entry in TCG (also on GBC) but don't be fooled by the DS version, it only shows you "how" to play the TCG; not the same kind of "play" in my book.

I'm not defending the choice of an alternate False Swipe as an "event only" move, but I will defend the fact of the typing and usage of Celebi in double/triple battles, especially if (I haven't tried this or even know if it works properly) you can Skill Swap the ability Sheer Force (removes additional effects to increase move damage) and faint said target.