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Re: Review: Atari Flashback Classics - This Dusty Collection Sadly Opts For Quantity Over Quality

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I'm afraid I have to disagree. Calling Atari games "barely playable cave paintings" is just ridiculous. Yes, they are archaic, but there are plenty of Atari games like Missile Command, Breakout and Centipede which (barring control issues) are entirely playable today and are still fun. I could understand if the criticism was lobbed at the controls being off, or the emulation being inaccurate, or the collection being overpriced, but complaining that the games included are too old?

Re: Soapbox: It's Not Cool To Lock Pokémon Behind A Paywall

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Isn't the whole concept of two simultaneously released versions kind of 'locking Pokemon behind a paywall'?
And what about region-exclusive or timed events? I didn't have the money back in the day to fly to New York and go to the Nintendo World store and get Jirachi, is that 'locking Pokemon behind a paywall'?
I generally agree with the sentiment of this article, but hasn't this been the Pokemon business model since the beginning?

Re: Super Smash Bros. Fans Are Harassing Masahiro Sakurai Over Waluigi Snub

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This latest iteration of 'meme culture' likes to turn people like Sakurai into abstracted representations of the things they do or create, which makes people forget that even important famous game designers are actually real people. Masahiro Sakurai is 47 years old, he probably doesn't spend a whole lot of his time on the internet on Reddit or "gamer Twitter" or 4chan where these memes originate. While you may think spamming his Twitter with images of Waluigi porn is funny, he almost certainly doesn't. Anyways, tirade over, moral of the story, I don't like memes.

Re: The Mummy Demastered Comes Out on 24th October

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This has to be one of the weirdest movie tie-in games ever. It's coming out months after the film it's "based" on, and looks like it's barely related to the plot of the film. Even the tone is completely different. Who at Universal OK'd this game?
That being said, I'm definitely going to get it. Looks like a good time, and it's by WayForward, who rarely disappoint.

Re: Former Metroid Prime Designers Talk About What They Want From A New Metroid Game

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"Imagine cyclopean bosses pursuing you under the skin of a verdant moon across kilometres of terrain, scatting buildings and native life in its wake until you finally lure it to a battlefield of your choosing - a ringed gas giant dominating the sky overhead."

Uh... What? I respect this dude as a creator, but I think he's way off base with this. I don't really see how a cinematic scene like that could work in a way that's cohesive with the design of Metroid games. All I want from Metroid Prime 4 is a game similar in structure and design as the first three, while introducing new elements. Not something completely different like this gentleman seems to be describing.

Re: Shift DX Arriving on 3DS eShop this Month

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Shift is one of the classic flash games from back in the day. The visuals from this release look a little compressed, but I guess it's necessary if it's on a smaller screen. It's a shame the levels from Shift 3 and 4 aren't included.

Re: Editorial: The Nintendo Switch 'Power' Debate is Likely Missing the Point

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The fact of the matter is, if the Switch's capabilities are not on par with the PS4's and Xbox One's, it won't receive key third-party ports which are necessary for it to sell well. As much as plenty Nintendo fans pretend otherwise, third-party software matters. Being able to play a combination of third and first-party software is important to any console. If the Wii U has taught us anything, it's that Nintendo's efforts to "innovate" post-Wii are not going to be as successful as they believe.

Re: Random: Nintendo Acknowledges Virtual Boy After Decades of Passive Denial

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The Virtual Boy has appeared and been referenced in plenty of games before now. It's in Tomodachi Life, it's in Animal Crossing: New Leaf, it's in Game & Wario and it's respective stage in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U, it's in the collection room in Super Smash Bros. Melee, and it's titles are listed in the chronicle of Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Reggie Fils-Aime is seen playing one in a promo for the 2015 Nintendo World Championships. Nintendo has never really denied the Virtual Boy's existence.

Re: Review: Metroid Prime: Federation Force (3DS)

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I think there's three problems people have had with this game leading up to launch:
1. The super-deformed art style, which we've never seen in a Metroid game before.
2. The gameplay being more a team-based shooter as opposed to the usual Metroid adventure-exploration type game.
3. The player characters aren't Samus.
If the game had had one of those things, but kept the rest of the Metroid Prime formula the same, people probably would've been more excited and less upset. But because it had all three, the game pretty much doesn't resemble Metroid at all.
But then again, if the game is fun, who cares?

Re: Celebrate 30 Years of Metroid With The Fan-Made "AM2R"

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I love Metroid II, but I know in my heart it's not a very good game. Hopefully this remake fixes things while retaining the weird spirit Metroid II has. It's really not quite like any other Metroid game.
Also, it'd be great if someone could do a remake of Metroid Fusion. That game is so horrible it makes my blood boil.