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Re: Talking Point: Where Does The Switch OLED Announcement Leave The Rumoured Switch Pro?

Cromulent_JohnyCakes

It seems highly unlikely at this point. Come March of next year the switch will be five years old. If I were to guess the switch will be replaced with a new system in 2024. Do we really expect them to release a console refresh with less than two years on the clock? Didn't the ps4 pro launch 2016, only three years into the ps4 life cycle? That gave the pro a repectable four years on the market.

Nope, don't believe a switch pro is in the cards at this point.

Re: Review: Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of Ruin - A Franchise Riding High

Cromulent_JohnyCakes

People magically expect miyamoto to sneak into their homes at night and suddenly make a four year old handheld have better performance? There are 80+million switch owners out there, so not even a mid gen upgrade would truly fix the performance issues we have with the switch.

I feel it's unfair of the public to expect flawless 60fps just because the ps5 and series x have emerged. Even the ps4 pro, a system that came out less than a year before the switch and was a dedicated home console had plenty of games with frame rate issues. Monster hunter world on a ps4 pro had worse frame drops than anything I've seen in Rise. The switch is a product of its time and it's a handheld to boot. Either get used to performance issues or move along. This ain't getting resolved until 2024 at the earliest. In the meantime, appreciate the games that are optimized and run well and just accept that not every dev team is going to get the time or resources needed to make a smooth running game.

Re: Nintendo Confirms There's No CPU Or RAM Upgrade In The OLED Switch

Cromulent_JohnyCakes

I'm waiting for the inevitable article about nintendo stock dropping due to this announcement not meeting expectations.

I'm then waiting for it to drop again when it launches because investors thought it would sell more in its first month than the OG model... only to then be informed it had the best first month sales of any console refresh in Nintendo history. Investors and fans alike are a joke, holding rumors as gospel and then punishing these companies for not delivering exactly what the rumor-mill promised.

Re: Eek! The Physical Copy Of Monster Hunter Stories 2 Might Require A Download

Cromulent_JohnyCakes

@JaxonH Good point. I have no idea what this print is about then.

Going back to dragons dogma, I have no clue why any publisher doesn't print on at least 16gb cards. Publishers claim it's a price thing, and yet as I stated dragons dogma was $30. In fact, there have been a few $30 games on 16gb cards like the Darksiders games from THQ. So what's going on? How cheap are these people?... actually, I already know the answer to that question.

Re: Soapbox: Super Metroid Showed Me I Had The Right To Exist

Cromulent_JohnyCakes

The decision to make samus a women, like many decisions in Metroid, came from the movie Alien. And just like Alien, the sexual identity of Samus works well because of how organic it works. Yes, she's a woman, but neither story makes it a big deal. She's the person who can get the job done, she just happens to be a woman.

I'm reminded of characters like furiosa from Mad Max or the bride from Kill Bill. They're similar to Ripley and Samus but their female identity plays a bigger role in the plot. However, all four are handled the same way from a narrative stand point, none feel compelled to scream about being a woman or constantly beat the message into our heads.

We need more female representation like these characters in entertainment or at the very least we need to encourage writers to develope some stroke of nuance and subtlety to their craft.

Re: Overwatch 2 Is Still Coming To Switch, But Blizzard Will Have To Make "Some Compromises"

Cromulent_JohnyCakes

I don't get bent out of shape about frames... except for competitive fps and fighting games. I will never play an online shooter on switch even though it's my preferred platform. These things do matter for certain games, I will not deny it, but I do question the people who scream that turn based roleplaying games are unplayable at 30fps. If I decide to get back into overwatch with the sequel it will be PC.

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (June 26th)

Cromulent_JohnyCakes

I have the attention span of a ferret at the moment. Trying unsuccessfully to juggle age of calamity dlc, smt 3, monster hunter, and for reasons beyond my ability to understand I'm playing another season of diablo 3. Got mario golf, although that's a game I'll only play with friends. But next week is disgagea which officially kicks off the month long gauntlet of switch game releases.

Re: Sword And Shield Leakers Required To Pay The Pokémon Company $150K Each

Cromulent_JohnyCakes

I see a reoccurring theme in these posts that gamefreak lied and the leaker helped expose it, but what did gamefreak lie about exactly? Weren't they rather forthcoming with the pokedex? I could have sworn during the e3 treehouse they confirmed the dex cut was happening. As for the visuals, its not like they pulled a ubisoft/insomniac move and showed gameplay not running on native hardware. Those crappy looking trees were shown front and center in the early promotional material.

Re: Nintendo Doesn't Have Anything Else Planned For Zelda's 35th Right Now

Cromulent_JohnyCakes

Not saying we will get anything else for the anniversary but the lack of info at e3 doesn't dismiss the possibility. Nintendo is also known to straight lie about stuff. Didn't they announce mario 3d all-stars a month before launch? Also, with skyward sword just around the corner they may want to wait until after the release before talking about other zelda stuff this year.