@Ramouz
Well it is similar to FZero,
but you can also jump via L1 and there are red&blue phase thingie tracks that will boost you if you match&slow if you mismatch
You can shift phase with X
You fill your (R1) boost meter by collecting orbs
Oh and.
Everything non track is an obstacle that will make you explode 😂
(And set you back a bit, a lot fairer than FZero)
I have yet to manage 3rd place 3 times in cup one to unlock the next, but I will get to it.
Surely. I think.
While I did not order at GAME and am not even from the US,
I view cancellation as "kthx"
If it happens, ok
If not, I'll buy it when I feel like it.
I have not cancelled it yet as I have a month to decide if I keep it anyways..
Ohwell... Weirdest console launch ever
Most stuff the Switch2 has is on SteamDeck anyways (which - you guessed it - I play never)
Only MKW looks okay sofar
Thanks datascientists for your irrevocable contribution to humanity.
Now everyone is scrutinized
(Unless you are me and your drawing skills are on toddler niveau. That is believable.
"Hey I could draw that" goes the crowd)
@HalBailman
We are talking about StableDiffusion and the equally demented brothers of it.
They are crawled out of hell
Mariokart and GTA are equally successful in their own right
GTA has multiplat and Moustacheman still is throwing redshells at CJs rear !
And Mariokart has not needed a pushback.
Guess I won't buy R* Games anymore
@AussieMcBucket
They can keep it.
They were too inept to release GTA IV or V on Switch.
I see 0 need for VI
(And who needs yet another Gamecard release.
Or buy a new 1tb microexpress card just to fit gta ? Lel?
MaxPayne and SanAndreas were their peak after all
@spottedleaf
Who plays games for realims anyways ?
Irl is superrealistic, super ugly and super boring.
Botw, Totk and WW will forever be pretty, cause artstyle.
TwilightPrincess ? Eh.
Shame the entire game is not like 1:02
That would actually be cute...
BF waiting for GF to exit jail.
Thats new !
And labelling em like this makes matters Far.
Far.
Worse.
As it incentivices abuse.
Now noone will shun "lazy" b-#++# publishers for sending out nothing, as it is the norm.
Also..
Whats your take.
You think BluRay would bode well for a handheld hybrid ?
There literally is no other technology suited for this.
Cart ord Disk.
Thats all exists on this rotating potato (aside digital)
@Vectrex
What will borrowing do if it cannot be redownloaded at that point.
Do you have a magic 8 ball that ensured you the downloads will all stay up till then ?!
At some point Nintendo will have trouble keeping all software up as hosting cost is flipping expensive....
But I'm sure everyone here is secretly a genius at AWS hosting plans and can predict load balancing costs etc.
Ppl think far too little.
(And we haven't even thought about how these GCK will increase server load even more
Surely nothing can go wrong....
cause updatedata can be pulled from a nearby Switch locally without need for a server.
With GCK thats impossible.
You (most likely) cannot local usermatch data. Also they require a server auth on 1st run
(Regular Switch carts use the internal FW library and the LOTUS3 chip on switch.
Thats why you can start games on outdated offline Switches too)
And having only 85% of a game oncart sure beats 0%
@Vectrex
The data is encoded ONTO that one switch.
How is my sister gonna play the game on her switch then ?
You don't think far ahead enough
"Money now. Who cares about solutions"
Nowadays industry
@GrailUK
I hope thesy bomb so hard, Nintendo needs to discontinue them.
All info of the past weeks. This is the one irking me the most.
I hope Nintendo gets slapped so hard in the face for these things.
GameCarts with "update rquirement" already existed before.
(GTATrio)
And now they are even worse
@Suketoudara
No.
But these here are worse than even regular carts (with some data) + download required.
They are giving publishers a cheap " F#€% customers" option for gamereleases
Some data on cart ≠ no data
BluRays are suuuper cheap to produce.
Thats the big difference
@Keyblade-Dan
You don't seem to understand.
Square sucks.
They have to ReLy on devs cause (other than YoshiP's team), noone at SE can code their way out of a paperbag anymore.
Inhouse: Team Osaka: Trash
h.a.n.d. (external) ? We are getting somewhere.
Square has been terrible with their games as of late
If you think another team could match what PlatinumGames did with Automata, then it will most not likely happen.
PEs demise is an issue...
There is a reason NieR was dormant since 2017 (and Virtuous' Switch port 2022)
I'll never understand why ppl think that publishing firms will make games better.
Anyone can buy a name.
@cedarhyped
Wishful thinking.
You'd take 3 people to replace some burnt out ace person.
(Game) Programming is entirely different from the rest of the industry.
The crunch is unreal
We'll see what happens to PE.
But I'm not holding out my breath (altho I really want a Nier Sucessor )
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Re: Princess Peach's Voice Actor Has Been Replaced After 18 Years
Still better than using AI..
I don't like Peach.. Or Daisy.
Rosalina is ok.
Baby Rosalina ? The cutest "Goodie Goodie Goodie " ever.
(I played as her in MK8D too often)
Toadette ? Oh well..
@Dev-N
Might be cost cutting*.
They might have been gotten to expensive...
(Sounds evil I know. But I nolonger understand Nintendo...)
And to prevent another diva Bayo
@Specters
True, but let her save face..
Clearly Nintendo didn't
Re: Review: Wobbly Life (Switch) - Kid-Friendly Open-World Sandbox Is Frustrating Fun
Nice.
I faved it when browsing the eShop as it looks awesome.
Will probably get it next month
Might be as fun as TotallyReliableDelivery service 🙃
Re: Review: Fast Fusion (Switch 2) - The Most Accomplished Entry Yet, And A Visual Showcase
@Supervideoman22
Riight
Cause the scenery that will flash by you should be crystal clear.
Car models ? Why bother making em sharp amirite ?
Srsly ppl these days
Re: Review: Fast Fusion (Switch 2) - The Most Accomplished Entry Yet, And A Visual Showcase
@Ramouz
Well it is similar to FZero,
but you can also jump via L1 and there are red&blue phase thingie tracks that will boost you if you match&slow if you mismatch
You can shift phase with X
You fill your (R1) boost meter by collecting orbs
Oh and.
Everything non track is an obstacle that will make you explode 😂
(And set you back a bit, a lot fairer than FZero)
I have yet to manage 3rd place 3 times in cup one to unlock the next, but I will get to it.
Surely. I think.
I think it is very well priced.
Oh and it has a jukebox with banger in it too.
If you liked any of the previous Shin'En Soundtracks this will be a joy
I played a lil here
(Notice how its possible to get back to 2nd after falling to 10th. Fairer than a certain plumbner racer !)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qgWTPKW4cL8&feature=youtu.be
@n_malo
Thb I hated RMX but like Fusion, so there is that.
Not sure why, but RMX irked me.
Re: Review: Fast Fusion (Switch 2) - The Most Accomplished Entry Yet, And A Visual Showcase
GameShare blew me away.
So good
I can easily wait out on MKW
Fusion is great
I hated RMX, but Fusion is nice
@Ralek85
Thank goodness I never got into FZero (except GP Legend. That was great on GBA)
Re: Review: Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition (Switch 2) - A Superb Port Of An Incredible RPG
And you thought MariokartWorld was the launch gem
Re: Review: Street Fighter 6: Years 1-2 Fighters Edition (Switch 2) - Just One Caveat Holds Back Capcom's Finest
Game Key Card s should automatically register in the CON section also.
Solid port at least.
Alas not for me
Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Is Getting An Enhanced Revival On Switch And Switch 2
Its not Tactics Advance, but I'll take it.
Re: Nintendo Switch 2 System Transfer: How To Move All Games, Saves, Profiles From Switch 1
"Move" Games = "Redownload"
Mehhh
@DannyBoi
Yes, I bet you can.
Thats what I've been doing with my Switch 1s
We'll see when the "2" arrives sometime next week
Maybe
Probably
Re: Publishers Are "Thanking" Nintendo For Game-Key Cards On Switch 2
Thank ?
Ahahahah-ha
What ?!
Thank for what ?
@Teksette
Yes. That.
I refuse to buy GKC, nomatter how much SquareEnix """thanks"""" Nintendo
Re: Feature: "It Was Always About Surviving Together" - Why Konami Chose This Forgotten IP For Switch 2's Launch
"Lost in Blue" Konami..
This game here has GameShare which is nice..
But LiB had flair
Re: US Retailers Are Playing With Fire With More Switch 2 Cancellations
The us shops are beyond silly.
Is it that hard to match "existing stock" against "order #"
Wtf
@zockermiller
It's still an upgrade to the OG Switch games.
I view Switch2 games "just as bonus" at this point tbh...
Re: Switch 2's Album Will Finally Let You Filter Screenshots And Videos By User
The Switch1 can already filter my games
I hope "SwitchBuddy" will still work, as I still think its the best way to get stuff off the Switch
Re: PSA: Switch 2's Screen Comes With A Pre-Applied Film Layer, Don't Peel It Off
Is thid the ZFold !?
Re: Poll: With One Week To Go, What Are Your Switch 2 Launch-Day Plans?
Prolly check out some FastFusion and see how AnimalCrossing and Reynatis fair on Switchy2
Re: UK Retailer GAME Cancels A Bunch Of Nintendo Switch 2 Pre-Orders
While I did not order at GAME and am not even from the US,
I view cancellation as "kthx"
If it happens, ok
If not, I'll buy it when I feel like it.
I have not cancelled it yet as I have a month to decide if I keep it anyways..
Ohwell... Weirdest console launch ever
Most stuff the Switch2 has is on SteamDeck anyways (which - you guessed it - I play never)
Only MKW looks okay sofar
Re: Shigeru Miyamoto Addresses Concerns About His Age And Role At Nintendo
Bet they saved some 1UPs and Stars for him and Sakurai.
And if all else fails:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Replacement_conspiracy_theory
But with 100% more Nintendo
Wahoo!
Re: Unleash Your Inner 'Hot Girl' With Pikmin Bloom's Latest Collab
Wait but Im already am hot-
Ohhhhh !
Re: Rumour: Iconic Studio Codemasters May Soon Close For Good
It's not even half time for 2025.. Feels like 2024 but even worse
VideogameIndustry: "How can we be even worse this year?"
@rvcolem1
EA, Ubisoft, ActiBlizzard.
Anti is not wrong.
If you wanna push it, many consider Sony kinda american too nowadays.
Re: The Next Pokémon Presents Is Coming In July
Such underwhelming presentations.
Re: Nintendo Updates Switch 2 Backwards Compatibility List
Good.
This is the one thing I'm really looking forward to
Re: Street Fighter 6 Somehow Combines Game-Key Card And Code-In-A-Box On Switch 2
You wouldn't put an expiration date on a game-
Oh
Wait.. Ex-pirat..
Nah. But I feel ripped off
Re: Feature: Limited Run Talks Switch 2 Game-Key Cards, Huge Carts & Difficult Pitches
@sanderev
Why am I not surprised
<s>Guess that makes me a collector now</s>
Re: Feature: Limited Run Talks Switch 2 Game-Key Cards, Huge Carts & Difficult Pitches
Since when are they the good guys ?
Re: Rune Factory: Guardians Of Azuma Lets You Hop Between Timelines To Date Multiple Characters
"I'm not promiscuous, it's just time travel I swear"
Uh huh
@Ryu_Niiyama
In all timelines ? Thats what I call commitment !
Re: Atelier Yumia Free Update #2 Now Available, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
Good Good.
(Still a shame the Black Rose Magician dress is so dang expensivee want 😓)
Re: Video: First Look At 'Wild Hearts S' Four-Player Gameplay On Switch 2
Another "could've been a Switch 1 game"
Are devs getting lazzzzy ?
Re: Shenmue III On Switch 2? Publisher's Latest Tease Suggests It Might Be Happening
Sigh.
This should be Switch1 with. Switch2 enhanced version
Re: Here's A Look At The Size And Inside Of Switch 2 Game Cases
"Also most of them will be GameKeyCards"
Waste
Of
Plastic
Re: Fortnite Turns To The Dark Side With New AI-Generated Darth Vader Chats
Yep.
I don't like AI
Re: Kingdom Hearts 4 Team Provides Dev Update, Shares New Screenshots
Thats supposed to be Sora ??!
More like Sorta ...
III was terrible.
II and 358/2 amazing
And we have no mainline ones on Switch.
Good for SquareEnix.
Now they can make a terrible GameCard ReRelease
After every other platform under the sun already got em
Re: PSN's 'Agent 07 - Revenge' Reportedly Uses Assets From GoldenEye 007
@-wc-
Pay Nintendo again to unpurchase
🫣
Re: PSA: You Can Use Mouse Controls On The Switch 2 HOME Menu
Thats mice.
But will be too slow most of the time
@MrDocena
The fact that Ult didnt even have touch controls....
Ugh
Re: Gearbox's Randy Pitchford Admits Borderlands 4 Might Follow Nintendo's New Pricing
You know Randy.. If the game was fully on cart...
@MK73DS
Rational in face of being ripped off ?
Re: Nintendo Says AI-Generated Images "Were Not Used" In Mario Kart World
Thanks datascientists for your irrevocable contribution to humanity.
Now everyone is scrutinized
(Unless you are me and your drawing skills are on toddler niveau. That is believable.
"Hey I could draw that" goes the crowd)
@HalBailman
We are talking about StableDiffusion and the equally demented brothers of it.
They are crawled out of hell
Re: Nintendo Expects To Sell 15 Million Switch 2 Consoles This Financial Year
So they flipped a coin 100 times and got 15 head calls
Fine
@IceClimbers
The PS2 numbers are a joke anyways.
Correcting this long thereafter should be forbidden
Then again
The PS2 is a DVD Player
@Serpenterror
Logical consensus would suggest so.
But the initial surge they'll have still.
It might fall off if no real new exclusive Software follows.
And soon
@Skullkid87
Aside Sony fanppl noone cares...
It's cute. But worthless.
SoftwareSales on Switch tho ?
Insane
Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns HD Has Sold Over 1 Million Copies On Switch
@StewdaMegaManNerd
You are no fun
Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns HD Has Sold Over 1 Million Copies On Switch
@Max_the_German
But if it sells bad they'll lock bonkey mong back into the banan box for 30 years !
Re: Former Rockstar Dev Throws Shade At Mario Kart World, Says New GTA Will Be Worth The Price
Idj0t.
Thats why he's a former
Mariokart and GTA are equally successful in their own right
GTA has multiplat and Moustacheman still is throwing redshells at CJs rear !
And Mariokart has not needed a pushback.
Guess I won't buy R* Games anymore
@AussieMcBucket
They can keep it.
They were too inept to release GTA IV or V on Switch.
I see 0 need for VI
(And who needs yet another Gamecard release.
Or buy a new 1tb microexpress card just to fit gta ? Lel?
MaxPayne and SanAndreas were their peak after all
@spottedleaf
Who plays games for realims anyways ?
Irl is superrealistic, super ugly and super boring.
Botw, Totk and WW will forever be pretty, cause artstyle.
TwilightPrincess ? Eh.
Shame the entire game is not like 1:02
That would actually be cute...
BF waiting for GF to exit jail.
Thats new !
Re: SEGA Announces English Voiceover Cast For Yakuza 0: Director's Cut
Uuwait...
Is this Newly snychronized ?
If not: why bother listing em again, if the og game already did ?
Re: Unlike Nintendo, EA's Game Prices Apparently Won't Be Rising Any Time Soon
Neither will their quality chuckle
Also you gamekeycard loving scoundrels would be mad raising prices if you deliver LESS!
Re: We're Sure Everyone Will Act Totally Normal Over Upcoming Pokémon TCG Set's New Rarity
@MrDocena
Yes those.
I only read about pkmn tcg a lil bit.
Seems way different than ygo or mtg.
Also some of the card artwork has pokémon and actual irl animals like birds on them.
Hilarious
Re: Xbox Branded Handheld Photos Leak, And It's Not Quite As Slick As The Switch 2
How many of those do we need anyways ?
Re: We're Sure Everyone Will Act Totally Normal Over Upcoming Pokémon TCG Set's New Rarity
Hmm pokémon tcg.
I never quite got the appeal.
Luckily.. As most news regarding it seem bad.
And I recall two of the alt wincondition cards are banned
Re: Former Assassin's Creed Lead Isn't Happy About Switch 2's Game-Key Cards
@MrDocena
No.
Just keep things as they are.
We already "had" GameKeyCarty in a sense.
And labelling em like this makes matters Far.
Far.
Worse.
As it incentivices abuse.
Now noone will shun "lazy" b-#++# publishers for sending out nothing, as it is the norm.
Also..
Whats your take.
You think BluRay would bode well for a handheld hybrid ?
There literally is no other technology suited for this.
Cart ord Disk.
Thats all exists on this rotating potato (aside digital)
@Vectrex
What will borrowing do if it cannot be redownloaded at that point.
Do you have a magic 8 ball that ensured you the downloads will all stay up till then ?!
At some point Nintendo will have trouble keeping all software up as hosting cost is flipping expensive....
But I'm sure everyone here is secretly a genius at AWS hosting plans and can predict load balancing costs etc.
Ppl think far too little.
(And we haven't even thought about how these GCK will increase server load even more
Surely nothing can go wrong....
Re: Former Assassin's Creed Lead Isn't Happy About Switch 2's Game Key Cards
@Sephiran
More like "we allow you to have 99% profit. Don't waste your expenses on physical storage. The customer will now pay for all"
Imagine a restaurant that dumps your food on the table and tells you to eat with your hands.
You gotta bring your own cutlery and plate. Fool
I'm actually glad Nintendo fans have more brain than Sony n M$.
They just let em pass always.
Re: Former Assassin's Creed Lead Isn't Happy About Switch 2's Game Key Cards
@TheExile285
Actually YES
cause updatedata can be pulled from a nearby Switch locally without need for a server.
With GCK thats impossible.
You (most likely) cannot local usermatch data. Also they require a server auth on 1st run
(Regular Switch carts use the internal FW library and the LOTUS3 chip on switch.
Thats why you can start games on outdated offline Switches too)
And having only 85% of a game oncart sure beats 0%
@Vectrex
The data is encoded ONTO that one switch.
How is my sister gonna play the game on her switch then ?
You don't think far ahead enough
"Money now. Who cares about solutions"
Nowadays industry
@GrailUK
I hope thesy bomb so hard, Nintendo needs to discontinue them.
All info of the past weeks. This is the one irking me the most.
I hope Nintendo gets slapped so hard in the face for these things.
GameCarts with "update rquirement" already existed before.
(GTATrio)
And now they are even worse
@Suketoudara
No.
But these here are worse than even regular carts (with some data) + download required.
They are giving publishers a cheap " F#€% customers" option for gamereleases
Some data on cart ≠ no data
BluRays are suuuper cheap to produce.
Thats the big difference
Re: Astral Chain Director/Nier Automata Lead Designer Quits PlatinumGames
@Keyblade-Dan
You don't seem to understand.
Square sucks.
They have to ReLy on devs cause (other than YoshiP's team), noone at SE can code their way out of a paperbag anymore.
Inhouse: Team Osaka: Trash
h.a.n.d. (external) ? We are getting somewhere.
Square has been terrible with their games as of late
If you think another team could match what PlatinumGames did with Automata, then it will most not likely happen.
PEs demise is an issue...
There is a reason NieR was dormant since 2017 (and Virtuous' Switch port 2022)
I'll never understand why ppl think that publishing firms will make games better.
Anyone can buy a name.
@cedarhyped
Wishful thinking.
You'd take 3 people to replace some burnt out ace person.
(Game) Programming is entirely different from the rest of the industry.
The crunch is unreal
We'll see what happens to PE.
But I'm not holding out my breath (altho I really want a Nier Sucessor )
Re: Xbox's Latest Multiplatform Release Has Been Announced
Isn't GoW just inferior KillSwitch (y'know that one with the GameboyAdvance entry ?) ?
Re: The Company That "Leaked" Switch 2 Is Being Sued By Nintendo
About time.
What the heck were they thinking ?