Features: Bizarre Emails Sent to Nintendo Life - Volume 2
Posted by James Newton
Back once more!
The vast majority of these emails were sent before we published our previous article, to weed out any fame-seeking impostors. Read on and enjoy.
Will I be able to use the Angel Guard for TV streaming on my Wii console.
Angel Guard is a special safety belt release mechanism for children who haven't yet learnt to work a regular seatbelt. Does it allow TV streaming on the Wii console? We doubt it.
Former user rkhalliday was the afram of his day. As well as passing off Nintendo Life content as his own on his blog, he sent eight emails over the course of five days, mostly asking for the same thing.
can you make a game like cop the recruit but make it in robin hoods days please you can ride horses karts use a bow a nife a sword and you could make your guyopen world ds game please
make a game called call of destiny like assassins creed but open world ds game please
is assassins 2 creed ds going to be open world can you name me some open world ds games like cop the recruit please
how is assassins creed 2 going to be ds if you do know on the graphics or the open world please send me a email
Followed four minutes later by:
how is assassins creed 2 going to be ds if you do know on the graphics or the open world let me know by the way i removed cop the recruit sorry i did not know you made the article
And this the next day:
can you please tell the owners of nintendo to make a open world ggame like cop the recruit but call of justice or call of destiny
You can probably guess how the rkhalliday story ends. Word to the wise, kids: a combination of pestering the site admins and stealing site content does not a happy ending make.
The bizarre remainder
1. Everybody wants something for nothing
October, 25th 2010
Dear Nintendo Life:
I am a grade 12 student attending West King High School, in Nova Scotia. I am currently taking a multimedia course and we were wondering if you could send us some cool promotional items to put up around our class and school. I feel this would help your company because there would be many teens looking at your advertisements. As teens we are your main target audience. We are looking for anything you are willing to give us so we have a more technology based looking classroom and learn more about innovative technology.
Hoping to see some promotional items in the mail soon.
2. To the point
Want to do a link exchange?
3. Probably not, no
Are you planning on arranging to have The Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle come out on Wii to download? This is a great game and my son keeps asking me about it.
4. Introducing our factory
Dear Friends,How are you? Nice to know your great website and the greatest online business. We take the liberty of writing to you that hopefully introduce our factory to you. Our factory is dedicated in manufacturing good and high quality knitting garments on the basis of client’s specific requirements, our main production items are T-shirt, Polo Shirt, Sweat Shirt, Sports Wear.May we ask if you are interested in finding an overseas factory to import and manufacture for your custom order T-shirts, other clothes? Thanks really for your time to browse our website at your convenience. We will apologize for any interruption of this self-promotion letter. YOUR returned E-mail will be highly appreciated, we will reply you soonly.Thank you, best wishes to all of you.Bill
5. Demanding questions
why cant you publish more for our money more fun and creative games we need some more?!?!!?!?? and they should have a dsiware recommendation forum on thewebsite u know so people can express their ideas
6. Extremely capable youngster
where can I buy "dit it my self abc123" I am in address removed Thanks .
7. For you, it's on the house
how much is it for a review about my website and a link to mariogame.info. thanks
8. Not again!
i need wii cricket work in USA if you sale let me know i like to buy. thank you
9. Copyright a Luigi fan, 2010
Dear Nintendo,Have you ever thought to make a Paper Luigi video game? I'm sure MANY Luigi fans who played Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door, would like a Paper Luigi game to play. There aren't many games based on Luigi alone except Mario is Missing and Luigi's Mansion. In Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door Luigi tells the player about his adventure in the Waffle Kingdom. This makes the player curious about what Luigi was doing. Luigi and the Super Luigi books exagurate about the adventure so we (the players) wonder what really happend. Please make Paper Luigi to let in what really happend.Sincerely,A Luigi fan
10. The Wii keeps swearing
Hi My Censor To My Wii Is Not Working At All And I Was Wondering How Do You Fix That Problem ?
11. Another satisfied customer
Warmen Tactics: F*** this game. F*** your review of it. You a*******. Thanks.
12. A fine grasp on technology
I have an older wii. Will this work with an older wii? Can this work going through a wireless router? Also, once I download the game, is it in my wii forever? I have to take my wii with me for the holidays and want to download this first. If i pack it up and take it, i want to make sure the game is in my wii to go with me. Thank you in advance for the help!
13. We'll get right on it!
To whom it may concern,
I have had this DS game 'Driving Theory Training' for a couple of month now and i have just noticed a grammer error. On one of the traffic sign questions, it asks what a sign means (green circle with a white Go inside'
The question: This traffic sign means?
A. Manually operated temporary STOP sign.B. Manually operatedtemporary GO sign.
Can you see the grammer error in answer B? There is no space between 'operated and temporary'. That is what comes onto my screen.
14. We feel good about this, thanks for asking
May u plez ask video game historian if they could start sending the Mortal Kombat games that were on the SNES and N64 to the virtual console network? If u could, plez let me know the release and/or how u feel about this.
15. Please help!!
I HAVE A QUICK QUESTION ITS ABOUT THE NINTENDO DSI CAN YOU PLAY REGULAR NINTENDO DS GAMES ON THE DSI SYSTEM OR DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE JUST DSI GAMES BECAUSE I AM NEW TO THIS SYSTEM AND I DON'T NO.
16. Look in the box
where can i download the firmware for DSi?
17. Maybe yes, maybe no
Are you considering to release OFF ROAD CHALLENGE N64 for VC? Please advise.
18. Doing your homework
Do you have a company store in London. I would like to visit while I'm in town. I am staying near Russel Square. You may email me or call number removed. Regards
19. Of course we want your comments
Do you really want my comments? I pasted the link onto the Google search box and got "not found". Then I cut off my name at the end thinking that would help - it does on other links. No - I got survey of toys, games, etc. - but nothing about your customer service. I had asked for hints for lefthanded people playing Wii Sports Bowling. The reply was that the webmster or whomever could give no hints to better my score. At least you could give me another link that would help.
20. Smart shopper
can you put old nintendo games on dsi ware like super metroid or super punch out games that really are worth the money
21. Letter for Mario
What do you think of Luigi?
22. First words are tough
Dhowear sir madam i would like to order pokemon ranch [wiiware] how do i do this
23. THANK YOU SO MUCH
I purchased a Wii with the mario wheel from my Choice catalogue for 285 pounds a couple of weeks ago for my grandson birthday, sorry to say that i did not check all the parts were included. As a result it ststes that the SPORTS is included yet the one i received has this missing, also my daughter is un able to find the paperwork that came with the package. Could you please send me the game that is missing, my address is address removed THANKYOU SO MUCH
23a. Oh, and whilst I remember
on my previous message i forgot to ask if you will be bringing the Power Rangers out for the Wii AS MY GRANDSON KEEPS ASKING FOR IT, HE HAS IT FOR THE PLAYSTATION BUT IT DOES NOT SEEM TO BE AVAILABLE FOR THE Wii
23b. Ah yes, and one more thing
Can i order the new DSI direct from Nintendo
24. Seasons and greetings
My friends and I have come up with a great idea for a new game.The game is called "wii seasonal". The four seasons provide the choice of games to be played as follows:- Spring brings a choice of games like Sow the seeds and Hunt the Easter Eggs and games in the the Autumn season like Rake up the leaves or Carve the pumpkin. We obviously could supply the full details of all the games for all the seasons if you are interested.Please contact me initially via my Mums email as above.Thank you name removed aged 9
25. Say what?
can you tell me member of club nintendo can you send messages thankyou from name removed
26. Hollywood dreams
If I have a development budget what would it cost to build a game for the wii platform? I've formed a business with a few friends (one being a fairly big name in hollywood) and we have a video game concept that we feel would be really cool. We have pitched our game idea to Tecmo games and if they pass we might fund the project ourselves - this is why I'm trying to find out what it might cost to create a game for the wii. i've never heard of wii ware until today... is this an option for development game creation?
27. The winner is...
can you tell me who is the winner and send me the link or telll me where is it
28. The prodigal son returns!
rkhalliday: is ghostwire out yet
29. Mortal Kimbat, starring Kim Basinger. Coming 2011.
help midway to make mortal kimbat 1-4, and any rampage video games but esspsually n64 game to virtural console games
30. Great ideas all
dear Nintendo me and my fellow animal crossing ds fans are wondering if you are going to make a animal crossing 2 for the ds because we are getting a bit bored with the old one its been out for so long and i think it will be good to have a new version that's even better than that one i have some ideas what you can do to improve the game to make another animal crossing such as-new hair styles clothes accessorize wall paper floor and furniture-when tom nooks shop gets bigger so does the able sisters-you can design your face and town to suit you-some rare fish and bugs-you can change shoes-better graphicsthese are only a few of the many ideas i have for the new animal crossing i know that it will be a huge hit and everyone will buy one including me and all my friends
Yours sincerely Name removedContact me by email Address removedOr write back with the address Address removed
P.s: if you do use these ideas please can i be on the credits look forward to hearing from you. Age 13
31. Just sayin'
here a list of games that I like to download to my wii virtual console:
Blazing Star (NeoGeo)Viewpoint (NeoGeo)SideArm Hyper Dyn (TurboGrafx16)
32. Very, very dangerous.
I don't think I'd qualify as an authorized Wii developer because I don't have game development experience or a secure office location. But I do have what I think is a good idea for a Wii game. Does Nintendo accept proposals for new games or are the legalities of intellectual property too dangerous?
33. We all agree
I think nintendo shoud bring back all the classics like the nes,snes,64. But smaller.
are they coming out with a game for the WII that is like the kinect game for Xbox and PS3? If so when?