Bizarre Emails Sent to Nintendo Life and its world-beating sequel Bizarre Emails Sent to Nintendo Life — Volume 2 exposed some of the provocative, embarrassing and downright idiotic emails we receive on a daily basis here. From readers confusing us with the real, actual Nintendo to banned users wanting another shot at membership, we see it all here. Here's another choice selection of out-there emails for your enjoyment.
Can't hurt to ask
Dear Sir/Madam: I am a parent of 53 yrs of age and on a limited income with one daughter in grad school and just had her second book published, another daughter of the same age in law school, a son in California attending school to become a chef while fighting cancer. I have six more children who are all on a positive path. Some of these children were not born to me but to a mother who shot drug and any and all of what one can do with various drugs.The reason for this contact is to ask you if there is a way that you could send me a free coupon for the wii? May be some were returned for different reasons and therefor you cannot sell the system. I've always wished to purchase one for myself, the one whereas you can exercise using the system but I'd truly like one that each of my children can share during the holidays.Sincere mother (name removed)
Big in Belarus
I'm willing to translate page located at https://www.nintendolife.com/about to the Belorussian language (my mother tongue). What I'm asking for is your written permission, so you don't mind after I'll post the translation to my blog. The translation is intended only for web, no print copies planned.
Visitors of your website, who come from Minsk (Belorussia) will be the ones, who will read this blogpost, that's the only way to spread them, no additional instruments we can use. Every translation we ever do does not costs a penny for the webpage, which is translated. All we ask is to link back in whatever way you feel confident about it.
You can leave a voice message and I will call you back, if you prefer a call instead of emails. Do you prefer email or IM for contact (if any questions regarding the translation arise)? What instant messaging client (if any) do you use? AIM, MSN, Skype?
Out of our jurisdiction
why have u not blocked me yet from xbox live please block me and all my communication skills tks :milf faker
Important issue that must be resolved
hi. under the chat box it has the "please note" thing and it says "spoke". a few other users and i believe it should be changed, maybe to "wrote". it's just bothering me
We waited and waited. He never showed.
I would like to discuss opportunities for connecting the Wii to a USB enabled fitness equipment and subsequent game development (I would need referrals to game developent). An in person meeting could take place at CES in January; is it possible to set up said meeting?
It could be anything
Is this for use in a regular nintendo ds and is it a game you insert into the unit?
Where did you last have them?
i can not believe we do not havepokemon stadium mario party 3
Where is Mario is Missing?!?!?!
my question is about the choise of games on the wii ware...... who gets 2 decide what games espeailly games from the past go on the list? well im not happy as a customer i think we shud get 2 request what games we want ESPEAILY MARIO GAMES!!! mario is a legend and i just cant belive why all the past mario games are`nt listed???????? the list doesnt make sence, you have (super maio world snes) listed but not super mario 2 yoshis island or mario is missing!!! but you have listed (super mario rpg legend of the 7 stars) ????? please listen to your customers ive been a loyal fan of nintedo for years and have never played anouther console such as playstation or xbox, i was so happy when the wii came out mainly for the fact that u could get wii points to buy old games you had played on older consoles so imagine my disappointment when what i wanted wasnt there ( its was sooo dissapointing u seem 2 have ever past sonic and donky kong classic available to buy but lets be honest ! they dont conpare 2 my old favorite mario
Turn your volume down now
WHAT IS BETTER THE DSI OR PSP I HAVE A DSI BUT REALLY NOT ENJOYING IT AS I USE TO. WHAT IS THE TRADE IN VALUE YOU THINK FOR THE DSI. FROM YOUR OPIONION HOW MUCH YOU THINK THEY WILL GIVE ME FOR THE DSI AT GAMESTOP I JUST WANT YOUR OPINION. THX
A true classic
This next email came from a genuine professor of psychology and neuroscience at a college in the U.S.
HI,I thought I was buying a high performance version of super scribblenauts for the ds.The game that arrived says nothing about high performance. Does nintendo make a high performance version? And if so, how does one tell from the package that one has the high performance version. It is possible that the seller of this game sent me the incorrect version and I don't want to open the game until I know that it is what I paid for.
What if the hotrod was driven by a giant gorilla?
Why do they make games so damn hard? Cant you just have NORMAL games?It says to press 2 to jump, doesnt jump. Im sure as hell a motorbike cannot bump a hotrod in mario kart. Its ridiculous
how are you and get my dis wed enter back to my system and places help me right now
Lauren again, with her Symon
i lost my dis web bowers and give me a hint what is a name and if you now mail me right now ans is not in my Symon 4 things in my dis i need help on it now ok
Wii Fit vs. Doctor
My WII Fit Plus tells me my ideal weight is 140 pounds but my doctor tells me I should not go to that low of a weight. I started using my WII Fit Plus in January 2010 and my weight was 218 pounds I now weigh 149 pounds and everyone tells me not to try and go down to the 140 pounds that the WII tells me is my ideal weight. Is there a way to adjust the WII Fit Plus ideal weight to match what my doctor tells me is my ideal weight?
Top of our list of priorities
can u make a lightcycles video game for 3ds?
Hope she's put the fire out
Hi, I singed the sheet but my printer is broke and I have no stamps can you please activate code a126531 please.
More Nintendo confusion
I have a book of puzzles that I would like to turn into a DVD game that is like free cell or spider solitaire in that at the end of each puzzle being solved the clip art "comes to life" and bursts onto the page. Example: the stars on the page would multiply and burst like fireworks. OR the race cars would zoom around the track. OR the gemstones would multiply and sparkle down the page. Do you work with authors to publish them (the DVD game)? Do you work in conjunction with book publishers (the book of puzzles)?
I also have a card game, actually 6 card games I created, one of which is a new version of free cell which would make a great DVD game. Maybe we can work together, collaborate. If so, great, if not, do you know of a company who does this type of work? Thanks for your time and consideration.
Selling dogs by the pound
This next email came from a well-respected fashion and lifestyle store.
I would like some wholesale information on the Wappy Dog, do you please hav the relevant contact?
Happy to help
it says clearly you will take money donations. in fact thats the first thing thats mentioned. i see now...its a personal problem, dont forget when i first joined the board i recieved nothing but ridicule and i still offered to donate. HATERS.
We assume so, unless you're mute
can i talk to friends
The Wii is alive!
My wii is playing Happy Birthday at 1pm every day and I don't know how to stop it, can you help please as it is really annoying! I have unplugged it and it still does it!!
Let us put our DS-tracking gear on
my dsi and pokemon white game got stolen and i haven't even owned them for a week can you guys help me?
Another happy customer
The wii is the best gaming system ever!!!
Causing sleepless nights
Hey, I was just wondering why Wonder Boy III for the sega master system is listed as an RPG and Dragon's Curse for the Turbografix 16 is listed as an Adventure game even though the latter is only a port of the former. Shouldn't they both have the same genre?
Thanks, we've been working on it
good word collection
Only in the 80s
Can I phone in a purchus for the c64 boulder dash?
We still quite like Helix.
Your site is so sexy. But, how do you determine the sexiness factor on a website? Well, I'm glad you asked, imaginary reader. The sexiness of a site is directly proportional to the quality of its content. Except for the WiiWare Helix review. How Moses split the red sea is a mystery, but how you rated the fraction of excrement Helix an 8/10 is something I will never work out.
I hope you continue to produce sexy content.
P.S: Terminator 3 sucks. Thankfully Salvation was cool
when selecting afish to fish,we select big mouth bass and we fish. when we check tackle box it is on channel cat. how do we keep it on the big mouth bass? thanks
Like old times
I have a nintendo wii from the United states, will the ashes game work on that version?
If only we could read minds
cant play game cant get pass new profile menu have not played game yet because i cant get started
That's good to know. Thanks.
hey wat u talking about and in going nintendo chat now so im coming to talk with u to just to let u know im a very girly girl
Geologists play games too
I have just been wondering about the compaction i just entered . Now I have entered 8 different compaction just to win a 3Ds . The compaction closed on Friday so I thought you would have pick the three people already and contacted every 1 but every time I go in to my emails it is not there , There is no email . Now I really want one of these Ds and I really want to now the results . So if you could email me it would be great .Thank you sincerely
The direct approach
is there going to be a wii 2 plz make one i love the wii and can you give me a free one for my kid if you make one plz contact me
No, we are not
Dear sir, Are you the plush toys supplier?
Nothing much. You?
wat's up my friend
code d'acces=31738 to enter the contest to win wii de nintendo.thanks
When good users go bad
Hey, what's your name, Poop Stain?!? I LIKE POOP! HOW BOUT YOU?!? What is your favorite USB CORD?!? NA NEEEEEE HE NEEEE NEEEEE PAULIE SAYS HI AUNT SHELIA! HAHA! WOOOOo! Do you like Olive Garden?!? Ollie & Friends: Ollie the Olive, Bene the Breadstick, Ricky Ravioli