I saw the title as "Nintendo and Rare Reunite" the first time I looked at it.

Play it with your hands? That'd be like a baby's toy!

The credits are pretty entertaining, the loading screen was a cute touch.

What in the world...?

I would've totally gotten it. How radical would it have been to play Zelda with a controller like that?

Congratulations, everybody. I don't think I even entered this contest.

I absolutely love the last song.

They're over 9000!

Worthless game, priceless banner.

/me drools

Come on, people. Is there no limit on the awesomenessity of Cave Story in full 3D? Me thinks so.

Interesting choice in name, though the game looks like fun. Unfortunately, I'm terrible at Adventures of Lolo.

I loves the references to Portal.

Man, when will WiiWare pick itself up from the ashes?

Awesome choice of music as usual.

Looks like Donkey Kong Country is just as popular as it was when it first came around. But I still need to pick it up. D:

The opening paragraph seems to reveal a lot about what's in the review to come. I saw, "has a lot against it" and thought, "Wow! This probably got a pretty high score!"

Really?

I'm glad he's back to his ability-vacuuming self. Or not?

I actually like the whole swapping idea. The position of the d-pad now seems like it will be a little uncomfortable to use.

I hope I win, though it'll probably be one of those completely new registers. D:

Will you pick this up? Erm, probably not.

This sounds good, although I guess I'm not sure what was wrong with Wii Points, especially since it was point per cent.

How many variants of Bomberman can there possibly be? D:

Hilarious review as always, CB. I loved the bit about the favorite glitch.

Robo-goose will love you.

Nice review, Zach. This looks like my kind of game, though maybe I'll rent it first.

The art seems to show up on the Black DSi better, which would be weird, but I guess it might just be the picture.

Does it involve chopping up raw fish?

Does CB enjoy reviewing terrible games or does the rest of the staff enjoy tormenting CB?

Woof woof. (Sniff. This looks like it would of been a lot of fun. And I'm glad this is only the second of two "disappointment" tags.)

Woof woof. (This place is chock full of original ideas.)

Yes! I love the Giana Sisters! I'm a huge fan of not only the original games but also the fan sequel that's floating around. It's not quite as fast paced as Mario but it can still be a blast to play.

I went to go post this on Facebook and the first thumbnail that it selected was irken's avatar.

EDIT: Metronomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom...nom?

Woof woof! (Happy New Year!)

Hopefully this doesn't turn out like SMB.

I was definitely going to get this, too. Oh well.

I never did like horror games, and the balance board idea sounds a little tacky. Nice caption on the picture, though.

I always did enjoy Melee better than Brawl, for whatever reason.

That was... interesting.

"So are there any Wii games you'd like for Christmas?"
"No, I own them all..."

The Butter Building music brings back amazing memories... I've gotta get this game, or at least rent it. It sounds like a lot of fun.

I was like, "Jett Rocket! Cool!.... Europe. Oh."

That expression in the banner is bad enough.

@18 They should have that on a big banner running up the side of the site, or at least on the contact page.

STAGE 1: "A TRUCK ARE BEGIN TO MOVE."

Somehow I didn't catch that the first time.

@9 I feel the same way about the Classic Controller. Besides, my hands are small.

I played Mario Party 2 on the N64 just two days ago. It's still great fun.

AWESOME!!!!!

I am I the only person who would've been extremely creeped out by that commercial, had I been around when it aired?

"You can not beat us. You can not beat us. You can not beat us. You can not beat us. You can not..."