Nintendo Life's first 0/10!!! This game must suck!!!

Aaaand Amazon UK's price is back up to £249.99. That didn't last long.

B-Plus really need to confiscate their art designer's massive bowl of Skittles.

They aren't advertising Yoshi's New Island because it's cruel to subject children to a game that bad.

The Wii U only has one screen. The other screen is in fact a television set which is in no way part of the Wii U hardware.

/patent-troll-killing

As someone who's never heard of this game before seeing this article, and looked at the pictures before reading the text:

I assumed he was a girl in the left picture.

He still looks like a girl in the right picture.

Good job, localisation team. You've squashed that bit of gender ambiguity

Pretty certain he's supposed to look like a creepy, dodgy back-street dealer in both versions. I like this experiment with DLC

Nice compo~

I'm curious, do we have any images of what the t-shirts look like?

Well, I'm done for tonight. Had some great races, it was a lot of fun! Got to love Mario Kart, and these tourneys are awesome. Thanks for arranging them again, folks. I may have lost this time, but I'll returň͍̗̥̬͓̬͎̚̕͡! I'll be back some d̨̦͔̮͊ͤ̏͆͜ͅà͙̠͕̞̰̻͕ͨͬ́͝ͅy better than ev̵̸̰̭̋̚ͅe ̸̾ͣr̵̰̺͚̬͛ͧ͐̎̽͑́̓! The racetrack w̾ͧ͐͆̀҉̴̨̯̜̮̹i̙̻͍̓̈́͑̈́̂ͦͮ́͢ͅl̑͐͑ͧ̐͏̖͕͖̲̭͢l̵̒͒̈ͣͦ̉ͧͣ͏̟̩̻̭̫͍̰̀ ̴͕̬͕͎̘̻̺̲ͣͮ́ͮͩb̧̛̫̘̘̤̰̜̬͋̓̆̃̾̏̋͘e̘͆ͥ̈͌̎ͥ ̛͙͑̀͑́͝mͯ̌ͥ̋͐ͭͭ̔҉̵͓͎̞͔̟̙̪̹͞i̙̖̣͔̯̋̎̊͝͡͝n̡̦̜̱̬̯̞̅eͪͮ͛҉̰͉͘ I swear it! Those who face me will ş͙̮ͣ̍̈ͣ̏ͪ̕ụ̖̘̱͙̭̤̍̓ͧ̉ͥ͛͆̋͌f͔̼͇̠̳̙͎ͥͤ̀̅͡f̨̻̞̫̩̠͓̲͇̪́̑̎̈e̅̽҉̞̦͈͖r̵̺͉̟̭̩̺ͥͨ̑̅̃̄ͅ ̜͖̲̱ͦ̓͊̽̃̀̚͡f̵͎̭̫͈̬̠ͣ̌ͬ̚͘ĕ̬͙͔͚͈̾͒͒̀̿̍ͮ͝ͅa̸͔̖͖̼̪̪̬͓͛̌͆ͦ́͢r̷̰͉̣̬̫̺̈́ͫ̓ͭ̊̈́̿͞ and defeat THE TRUE VICTOR W̴͕͚̪̲̦͚̬͖ͨ͊Ì̑̈҉̨̠̲L̨͇͓̲̦̰̐ͨ͘L̖̩͚̰̜͚̪ͩͤͨ̅̑̆̕ ̥̲̩̟̩̱̹͓͗͛͒̚͝ͅR̢̯͚̳̰ͫ̊͛ͫͧ͢Îͤ͆͑͑̍ͧ̊̀͏̖̱S͒͌̾͏̞̺͔͚͖͙͓͇É̍͌͗̃̌̚҉̠͍̺̱͢ B͖̳ͤ̔̓͆̏͛̽̚Ë́̆̈͊̾ͩ͑҉͎̜̜W̡̤͖͚͇̣̹͍̖̉ͣ̍ͥ̀̎̐̍A̐͛̈̚͏̵̷̦̗̦͙Ŕ̢̝̪͓̗͉̰ͩ̽ͦ̂̊̈Ė̷̹̞͇̼̝͍̘̆̍ͣ

Yeah yeah, any excuse @ThomasBW84 :3

tbd's in my group now! Oh it is on, @theblackdragon >:3

3rd place in the first tourney. Not too bad :gentlemen:

Gonna hit the pure racing track next @ThomasBW84. Might see you out there!

Time to join the pack. My name on the track is Kai (on Twitter @RaylaxKai), shout if you see me!

Definitely picking this up... Next week. I'm incredibly broke this week D:

Called it. Arzest couldn't release a decent platformer if they were handed the complete source code to Super Mario 3D World.

@Damo Nope. Pretty certain everyone left-handed (including myself :3) is entirely more comfortable and familiar with the d-pad being on the left, given that's been the set-up of 99% of all controllers ever manufactured for any console :3

I suspect it's possibly even a slight advantage handling the bit of the pad with the most possible/precise inputs with my most dextrous hand :3

When he removed the sword, he found a piece of heart.

@skywake they also the entire original Pokémon series on Netflix. I'm wondering if that's a coincidence too

As a grown adult I will not be watching Pokémon on Netflix with Facebook sharing switched on

So 99 cents to play as Luigi?

Should have phrased it "We are issuing an update that significantly improves Super Smash Bros Brawl's online services by turning them off."

BanNam Style

_{been waiting to use that since the name change article :3}

Oh god, I've quantum leapt to 1932 again. I have to stop doing that.

@uel The HeartGold / SoulSilver soundtracks likely come with the 8-bit tracks as the games themselves came with the 8-bit songs - an obtainable key item hidden in the game would let you change the games' music to the original tracks, including a couple of new 8-bit versions of areas that weren't in the original GSC - whereas FireRed / LeafGreen didn't have this functionality.

And nothing of value was lost this day.

Looks Picross/Minesweeper-ish. Which means it should be great :3

There's an old Gamestation in my town that's been empty since Game started shutting stores down a few years ago. That could be turned into one of these

_{Although there's a CEX on its doorstep, which I already use anyway.}

Bank is great. Transporter is horrible. Useful? Very. We'll designed? Not even slightly. Pokemon Company need to hire some usability testers.

Awesome. I'm guessing his final smash will now be Mega Lucario.

Forever in my heart as Nam Bam Thankyou Ma'am

@Prof_Clayton

Also, I'm just curious, does the shiny charm temporarily give you multiple shiny IDs, or does it limit the Shiny IDs of wild pokemon and eggs to a smaller number to increase the rate?

I believe that when it generate the PID of your Pokémon, having the shiny charm will make the game generate a new PID a few extra times if it isn't shiny. For eg:
Generate PID -> Not shiny (will stop here if no shiny modifiers)
Regenerate PID -> Not shiny (has Shiny Charm, so attempts again)
Regenerate PID -> Shiny (bing! Shiny! Stop regenerating ID)

Basically, the shiny chance modifiers increase the number of times the game will regenerate the PID. (n.b. I don't know how many times each modifier will attempt to regen)

Nandai-Bamco it is, then

[Obligatory Pokémon Serious Business macro]

Nice article, Serebii. Gonna be getting back into this when Bank comes out :3

I'm joining the pack!

#PotStirring #FlameBait

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Somebody needs to start photoshopping this pose onto every single publicity photo Nintendo puts out from here onwards. Make it happen

WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.

i met this cute guy called @Philip_J_Reed on this nintndo site and we talked like 4eva about games. we liked lots of the same game but he like megamen but i don't butt hats ok bc i thouht wen we moved in 2getha he cud play it wen i was making him cookies ^o^ but he doesnt respond 2 my calls any more i thought wat we has wuz speshul

Unfortunate news.

I have to say though, it always makes me wince when a games or software company announces that they're building their next product "from the ground up." It sounds great in concept: old bugs annihilated! Absolute control over the codebase! No external dependancies! Shiny new shiny newness! And certainly, if you're a hobbyist, building something from scratch is great. And huge fun.

Not so when you're a company though, and you have bills to pay. Building something "from ground up" is, frankly, a bit of a death sentence. All that time and money spent rebuilding a shiny new graphics handler is time and money not spent making a game. And when making games is your bread and butter, you need to spend almost all your resources making games.

The only time you should build something from ground up is when it gives you a competitive edge. If it's critical to ensure that your product stands out against a competing product, then go for it. Anything else at all, you need to either build on your previous work or use a third-party engine.

Even Nintendo does this, and Nintendo is in the position where it really could build everything from ground-up if it really felt like it. But instead, Super Mario 3D World runs off an improved New Super Mario Bros Wii graphical engine, and Zelda ALBW runs off a further improved version of that. Smash Bros Brawl - one of Nintendo's most ambitious projects to date - doesn't even do its own physics. It uses the Havoc engine, because building a physics engine is expensive, time-consuming, and the benefits would be slim. And then Kid Icarus Uprising runs off a modified Brawl engine, because again it's unnecessary to do it all from scratch.

I imagine this was the cause of death for Two Tribes - the cost of a ground-up build far outweighed the benefits. Hopefully the new company won't make the same mistakes and instead dedicate their attention to making some awesome games :3

Super Duper Metroid

I hope the courts say that Nintendo have to pay iLife royalties for every brand new Wii console manufactured from this point onward.

_{(The Wii is no longer in production)}

And the award for Most Surprising Review High Score Of The Year goes to...

Kinda makes me laugh that the 3DS had a massive games drought and suffered massively, to which Nintendo promised would not happen with the Wii U.
Cue Wii U having a possibly bigger games drought.

Partyyyyyyyyy~

Here's to more miscellaneous awesome in 2014.

Comic Sans! Kill it! Kill it with fire!

[Good luck folks :3]

Second to last picture. Where is Peach's right hand?

I can imagine them creating a "Nintendo Channel" app like the Wii had - game trailers, media, Nintendo Direct footage etc. That could be a cool way to get news out.

Whatever they make, I hope they make a Windows Phone version as well as the typical Android / Apple versions. Windows Phone (and particularly its Store) is awful, and that's from someone who legitimately likes Windows 8, but some of us have one and desperately require something to make the purchase seem at least somewhat worthwhile. Would be nice to open the store page and see something in the Top Rated lists that isn't an awful bootleg Mario endless runner (because there's pretty much nobody other than bored 14-year-olds who have any interest in developing for it - and seriously like 80% of the "top rated" things in the store really are dodgy unlicensed bootlegs)

Didn't indies zero do Final Fantasy Theatrhythm too? Love that game, so will be sure to pick this up whenever I finally get around to buying a Wii U.