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Re: Random: The Game Awards Urged Eiji Aonuma To 'Wrap Up' Zelda Acceptance Speech

topher6490

Part of the reason is the long-winded segments everywhere else. Hideo Kojima and Jordan Peele took forever for absolutely ****ing nothing. You have to hear everything twice from Japanese developers because they say it and then it's translated. Then you have people have no idea how to speak publicly and just stumble on their words like the Hello Games guy. Even the dude whose game I can't wait for, Tales of Kenzera: Zau, had a touching story but just kept telling it for way too long. Stuff like that needs to be pre-recorded and edited.

But then even people who can speak publicly and who bring star power to the event just hinder it more than anything. Matthew McConaughey, Anthony Mackie, Simu Liu went on for way too long. And Anthony Mackie must've been drunk 'cause he was annoying as ****.

And then that incredibly stupid music segment was a giant waste of time. Who is watching the show for that?

Re: Review: Horizon Chase 2 - More Arcade Racing, With Some Bumps In The Road

topher6490

Not sure what they're talking about with the environments and tracks looking drab. I mean, not every neon color is vomited all over you during a race, but the color palettes used in each track look great. If you have an iOS device, look at screenshots of it on Apple Arcade tab on the App Store. The tracks are gorgeous.

As someone who found Horizon Chase Turbo to be the best racer on Switch sans Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, I absolutely feel Horizon Chase 2 has taken that spot. It does have some framerate issues, but beyond that, it's incredible.

Re: Best Mortal Kombat Games On Nintendo Systems - Every MK, Ranked By You

topher6490

20. Mortal Kombat Advance
19. Mortal Kombat 4 (GBC)
18. Mortal Kombat (GB)
17. Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero
16. Mortal Kombat 3 (GB)
15. Mortal Kombat II (GB)
14. Mortal Kombat (SNES)
13. Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance (GBA)
12. Mortal Kombat: Tournament Edition
11. Mortal Kombat 3 (SNES)
10. Mortal Kombat (N64)
9. Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3
8. Mortal Kombat II (SNES)
7. Mortal Kombat: Armageddon
6. Ultimate Mortal Kombat
5. Mortal Kombat Trilogy
4. Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance
3. Mortal Kombat: Deception
2. Mortal Kombat 1
1. Mortal Kombat 11

Re: Bluey Makes Her Video Game Debut On Switch This November

topher6490

@CaleBoi25 It's a show that's just as much for parents as it is for kids. It teaches kids right from wrong, and also teaches parents good behaviors for when children aren't behaving.It also lacks the stupidity that seems to be a pre-requisite for most children's shows these days.

It does get sone flack for the parents handling the situations too well all the time. Makes some parents feel bad, lol.

It's an excellent show, though.

Re: Mortal Kombat 1 Switch Leaks Surface Online Ahead Of Launch

topher6490

Not sure how this leak could be considered unfortunate. Netherrealm and WB have not showed one second of Switch footage to allow consumers to decide whether or not they wanna spend $60-$110 on the game, but they're still locking a character behind a pre-order.

Glad it got leaked so people can make an informed decision.

Re: As Switch Momentum Slows, Nintendo Expects Further Sales Decline Next Year

topher6490

125 million units with 15 million more expected over the course of the seventh year is crazy considering it’s never had a price drop and has nearly no other functionality other than playing games except YouTube, Hulu, and some anime apps.

If they drop the all three Switch models by $100 when the Switch 2 comes out and leave it on the market for a year or two, it’ll pass PS2 sales. The PS2’s MSRP was eventually lowered to $100 and wasn’t discontinued until the same year the PS4 came out!

Re: Talking Point: After Pixel Remaster, What's Next For Final Fantasy On Switch?

topher6490

@ElRoberico Ohhh yeah! I always wanted to try that, too. I’ve been Nintendo-only since the Wii U launched, so I missed last gen’s Final Fantasy games.

I might have to buy a PS5 for XVI, though. That looks so good. I think that and VII Remake: Intergrade and Rebirth would get me my money’s worth out of the system. Plus I could try the real XV and maybe even XIV.

Re: Paper Mario-Inspired RPG 'Flynt Buckler Wakes The Sleepy Castle' Smashes Funding Goal

topher6490

Every time one of these articles pops up, I’m immediately reminded of Michael Scott chastising Dwight for always agreeing with him.

“Just have a thought. Have an original thought.”

All indie gaming is now is just roguelikes/lites, Metroidvanias, and a bunch of Joe Nobodies making lame knock-offs of good games. Replaying Paper Mario or The Thousand-Year Door for the hundreth time would still provide far more entertainment value than whatever this is.

Re: Random: Hyperkin And Kraft Heinz Team Up For "Monumental" Collaboration

topher6490

I mean I like a good bottle of Heinz ketchup as much as the next person, but this sets the gaming community back bad. Guess we are all just fat slobs who only eat whatever quick food Mom could fix for us when we were children.

However, if they make a case or controller that says “Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time! When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!”… I don’t know that I’ll be able to resist purchasing it.

Re: Poll: What's The Worst Legend Of Zelda Game?

topher6490

Zelda II is a trash game. It isn’t because it’s hard, it’s because it isn’t fun. If it was, there would be other Zeldas like it with lower difficulty. But there aren’t… ‘cause it sucks. How Zelda 2 isn’t FAR AND AWAY the front runner, with Zelda 1 following behind, I don’t know.

Anyone who played Tri Force Heroes with friends, or even solo, knows it has no place being in second.

Re: Taito's Coin-Op Classic Arkanoid Is Getting A Reboot Next Year

topher6490

I showed my mom the trailer for Pac-Man Museum+ (she loves Pac-Man, but has always had a very soft spot for Pac-In-Time, which has never been re-released) last Friday and she saw it, she said, “That’s so neat! I wish they would bring back Arkanoid, too.”

She probably means the original. though. I remember downloading Arkanoid Plus! on WiiWare and I don’t think she found it as fun as the one she played on NES.

Still super excited for this!

I also think Atari has Breakout: Recharged coming soon, which I imagine will be a lot like Arkanoid since all of the Recharged titles have added power-ups to the original games.

Re: Mini Review: Dr. Mario 64 - Diagnosis: A Bit Rubbish

topher6490

Why would someone who openly voices their dislike of Dr. Mario as a puzzle game be chosen to review a game in its series?

And who is the “we” who doesn’t find the gameplay of Dr. Mario fun or interesting? This site gave the two most recent console editions of the game 7/10s and the two most recent handheld editions 8/10s.

Some common sense and consistency on this site would be nice every once in a while.

Re: Review: Fuser - A Flawed, Dorky And Often Brilliant Music Game

topher6490

I don’t see how the last con is a con. You’d rather a rhythm game score a player based on their taste in music rather than their abilty to keep the beat? I mean... c’mon. Your version of a “good job” is completely subjective while the one Fuser has gone with is something that can actually be measured.