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Re: "People Have A Right To Be P****d" - Dispatch Dev Says It Intends To Address "At Least Some" Censored Switch Content

swedetrap

I'm guessing that this game diverges from the likes of Cyberpunk the Witcher 3 mostly because it's an animated/cartoon-looking game and parents don't bother watching what their kids buy anymore beyond a cursory glance (I am a parent, and I am definitely guilty of this!)

When something looks like it was obviously made for adults, it's fine. When it looks like something that belongs on Saturday morning cartoon time, that's maybe a whole separate deal.

Re: Poll: What Nintendo Switch 2 Games Are You Most Excited For In 2026?

swedetrap

Indiana Jones and South of Midnight would be my top 2 had I not already played them elsewhere. That said, I wouldn't necessarily guess they'd have been my top 2 prior to playing them, so there's that. Of the first-party stuff, I only care about Yoshi I guess. I can't imagine Mario Tennis being any better than it has been for the past 20 years - that's right around when it peaked, though I insist Nintendo owes me a free game after I bought the Wii U Mario Tennis garbage.

Re: Feature: "Demoralisation Is A Strong Word, But It Accurately Describes The Situation" - Why Do So Many Games Get Delayed?

swedetrap

I feel like I could've easily waited another year or two to bother with Switch 2 - if anything could've benefit from a delay, it's definitely the Switch 2. See also: PS5, Xbox Series consoles. So far, nothing this generation has done anything to live up to the hype. In fact, the only thing this generation has brought us is delayed games and a ridiculous number of remasters.

Re: Feature: 40 Games We'd Love To See On Switch 2

swedetrap

"Kojima loves the smell of his own" - truer words were never spoken.

And I agree with the above that the Switch (2 in particular) feels like the best console out there to have EVERY Final Fantasy game available on. I've bought them all so far, despite having them on PC and other consoles. Let me be the completionist I so long to be!!!

Re: Review: Animal Crossing: New Horizons - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition - A Cheap Upgrade, But Lacking Substance

swedetrap

The absurdity of thinking 60fps is going revolutionize your Animal Crossing experience is ALMOST as absurd as thinking anything in this package could possibly justify $4.99.

That said, the idea that Nintendo doesn't want to upset the S1 users (this being a huge system seller after all)? That's even more absurd. If you're smart, you add all manner of stuff that you couldn't do before on S1, don't charge dime one for it, and place your bets that the diehard AC players finally go out and buy an S2. In an era where MK costs $79 retail (if you didn't get it as a bundle), you bet Nintendo owes a few freebies here and there.

Re: Opinion: Metroid Prime 4 Does This One Thing Better Than Any Other Nintendo Game

swedetrap

@Drnsnsr 100%. Every 3rd game I play on my Series X is a 360 or OG Xbox game, mostly because I just never had time to get to that backlog back in the day.

I feel like Sony and Nintendo are anti-consumer in a LOT of ways. Case in point, it'd be wonderful if I could play my Virtual Console games on my Switch 2, but of course I can't, I have to subscribe to a Nintendo Online service I use for absolutely nothing else. Annually.

Re: Talking Point: Does It Bother You That Big Games Companies Are Using GenAI?

swedetrap

@Jhena I was just thinking the same thing over the past weekend. When I look at the backlog of stuff on my Switch 1, particularly the remastered or rereleased older stuff, AND my backlog of Xbox 360 backward compatible games, I pretty much have a lifetime of games already that I haven't gotten around to even trying, let alone playing in earnest.

Re: Best Switch 2 Ports - The Most Impressive Third-Party Games On Nintendo Switch 2

swedetrap

I’ve gotta take issue with the Cyberpunk love. Is it competent? Sure. Is it technically impressive? Absolutely, but the thing most holding it back from great is the controls. Cyberpunk via joycon is an absolute nightmare. I’m never very good with gyro aiming so I leave it off, but the joycon, however more advanced they might be since the first switch, are terrible in this game. I was so looking forward to cross-save mobile cyberpunking but I haven’t bothered more than twice. Thankfully I got it during the sale.

Re: Talking Point: Six Months Since Launch, How Would You Rate Switch 2?

swedetrap

Eh. I don't regret buying it because it was a decent Pokemon delivery device but aside from DK and a fancy remaster of Bravely Default, pretty much everything I play was working just fine on my Switch OLED. It's sort of like getting a 4xxx --> 5xxx graphics card upgrade for your gaming PC. Patience pays off. At least that's my hope.

Re: Anniversary: Monolith Soft Celebrates Xenoblade Chronicles 2 With A Post, But We're Desperate For A Switch 2 Revamp

swedetrap

Isn't this sort of a perpetual ask at this point?

Think about it - the OG Xenoblade Chronicles got a pretty ok 3DS port back in the day that made it almost as good as the Wii original. Then we got a pretty ok Definitive Edition on Switch that could STILL benefit from some Switch 2 enhancement. What's to say that that (admittedly hypothetical) Switch 2 version won't push Switch 2 a little too hard and still not be the "definitive" version? Maybe it's 60fps but stuck at 1080p or 4K but has a 60fps target that never quite sticks? It feels like we're all constantly chasing some illusion of "definitive" or "enhanced" on these games, and I'm no exception, but it dawned on me that sometimes you just gotta go with what ya got. I can just see us all rocking a Switch 4 sometime in 2035 and wondering when our Xenoblade Chronicles X re-re-remastered definitive (really this time!) edition is going to land.

Re: Pokémon Legends: Z-A Was The Best-Selling Nintendo Game In October (US)

swedetrap

Still my favorite pokemon game, all time, and i'll die on that hill (and many will attempt to kill me I think). I don't have the physical version because my switch 2 console came with the game bundled in but i ceased to care about physical games a few years ago now.

It's DEFINITELY better than Battlefield. I try to hard to love that game but it just feels "off" to me compared to past entries.

Re: Top 100 Nintendo Games, As Chosen By Nintendo Life & IGN

swedetrap

On one hand I want to question the sheer number of SNES games so high up on the list – I mean, I get that the SNES era was a big deal for a lot of childhoods but c'mon.

On the other hand, Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom as 1&2? Please. No way. We don't have history on those yet to tell us if they really stand the test of time. I didn't like either one, to be honest, preferring the older style Zelda games where I didn't need to eat, craft, and run out of breath every 13 seconds, but I get they need to be on the list somewhere.

And Mario 64 at 25? Nah. I hate that game but it's SO beloved that it deserves top 10, if not top 5.

All of that and my boy Fox McCloud below Toad's silly treasure tracker? Criminal.

Re: Hitman: Absolution Shoots Onto Switch 1 Next Week

swedetrap

I've been playing Hitman games since the beginning and always wanted to like them but never really did. I always credit Absolution with breaking that – I genuinely love this game. Probably not going to play it again as I already have it Xbox if I ever wanted to go through it again, but it's solid. Not modern 1-3 solid, but definitely solid.