Comments 430

Re: Poll: Is Splatoon a Blockbuster That'll Help Revive the Wii U?

c1pher_c0mplet

As fantastic as Splatoon is going to be, one game can't 'save' a system. Period. And that's really a shame because there a lot of people who are going to miss out (including myself since I don't own a Wii U and probably never will). It's also a shame that because of Nintendo's crappy leadership under Iwata, the dev team could've made more return on investment if the Wii U install base was bigger than it is (and will probably ever be). I'm hating that I'm missing Mario Kart 8 and a couple others but I'm not spending $300-350 + tax for a system I'm only interested in a handful games for. The Wii U was supposed to be the "Gamer's Choice" but as usual with Iwata, over-promise, under-deliver. Maybe the next one, he'll actually mean what he says.

Re: Review: Mario Kart DS (Wii U eShop / DS)

c1pher_c0mplet

Why Nintendo would even waste time on porting Mario Kart DS to the Wii U when the 3DS has the superb Mario Kart 7 and Wii U has the incredible Mario Kart 8 is anyone's guess. Nintendo's oddball business culture is definitely the Idiot's Parade. Even more so, I don't understand why they'd waste time porting any handheld game to be played on the Wii U, tablet controller or not.

Re: Xbox Boss Phil Spencer Reckons "It Would Be Cool" if Rare's Banjo Was Voted in as Super Smash Bros. DLC

c1pher_c0mplet

@DreamyViridi I'm with you on that: I don't give a hoot about Banjo-Kazooie either and am kinda surprised at how many people in the comments actually would care to vote for the character(s). I always thought the games were lame and boring and even though I had left Nintendo console-wise after the SNES, I would've rather played DKC instead of Banjo if I had a choice. To each his own.

Re: It's Not An April Fool, The Binding Of Issac: Rebirth Really Is Coming To The New 3DS And Wii U

c1pher_c0mplet

Interesting: an indie title that gets the New model exclusivity treatment — I'd expect that from a major release (like the upcoming Xenoblade 3Dmake). In any event... YEEESS!!! This will be a day one purchase for my N3DS! Thank you, Mr. Adelman for pushing against Nintendo's crusty, draconian ways. I can just imagine the internal politics he had to put up with in general but especially trying to push this game thru... I never really understood why they were so against this game based on other mature titles on their platforms. And there are Nintendo games with religious overtones in them as well (of course not like this game apparently but that's comparing tomAtoes to tomAHtoes).

Re: Code Name: S.T.E.A.M. Update Will Speed Up Enemy Turns, More Stock Of Marth amiibo Promised

c1pher_c0mplet

@MoonKnight7 I agree. While I played thru the demo, waiting on the enemy's turn was a minor annoyance and that's all — it didn't deter my enjoyment of the game at all. It was a minor annoyance at worst (and a quirky "feature" at best). As fast as processor speeds are these days (even in non-bleeding edge tech like Nintendo's), waiting for opponents to move should totally be a thing of the long past.

Re: Yoshi's Woolly World Knits Up Some Release Details And An Adorable Range Of amiibo

c1pher_c0mplet

Man, I really felt bad for you amiibo collectors after watching the Nintendo Direct yesterday lol: there's so many new ones coming up!! The wallets are gonna be smoking! And I can already see future articles (on NL included) regarding the limited quantities of these Yarn Yoshi amiibo and scalpers going at it once again. I'm totally not into these collectible gaming toy thingies but this one does look really nice. I may have to partake in the nonsense to secure/preorder one for my friend because she totally wants one to put on her table.

Re: Code Name: S.T.E.A.M. Update Will Speed Up Enemy Turns, More Stock Of Marth amiibo Promised

c1pher_c0mplet

While I'm no stranger to writing code, I'm not even going to front like I'm even halfway in the league of a game programmer or even understand the nuances of the discipline. However, I simply have to scratch my head and wonder if the length of enemy turns was really something that couldn't have been addressed before releasing the game... Perhaps they ran out of time? I don't know. Anyway, this should DEFINITELY help as it was the only thing I didn't like about the demo. I'll actually go purchase the retail version now.

Re: Attack on Titan: Humanity in Chains Launches On 3DS eShop This May, Anime Episodes Also Available

c1pher_c0mplet

@No-longer-postin Nintendo just needs to redo the eShop layout, period. We all understand Nintendo wanting to make the eShop "cutesy and fun" because that's what they do. But in terms of game and app discovery, the store is an utter mess. (And I'm still waiting to see when we're going to get a proper username/password login from Nintendo instead of this convoluted NNID mess. Hopefully, before I'm an old man.)

Re: Mobile Developers Extremely Positive About Nintendo's Move Into The Smart Device Space

c1pher_c0mplet

We'll have to wait and see what comes of this. But I have a hard time seeing anything other than Nintendo taking their shot at delivering their versions of the same crap that litters the App Store and Google Play Store. Using said apps as a sort of "gateway drug" to coerce people to buy/play on Nintendo dedicated hardware, that's a win. Personally, I'm not looking forward to endless runners with Mario characters; match-threes with Pokemanz (although those exist already); or Peggle-types with Pikmin; or something like that. On the other hand, I also wouldn't care for Nintendo "full-length" gaming experiences on mobile either. Hand me a Nintendo handheld and a decent console (or merge the two somehow), and I'm good.

Re: Talking Point: The Limited Edition Battle With eBay Scalpers Can be Tackled More Efficiently by Nintendo

c1pher_c0mplet

@thatguyEZ Nintendo's stupidity regarding amiibo availability has poisoned them for me too, and I'm not even invested into them as I've never purchased a single one (and don't plan to as I don't care about them). Actually, Nintendo's ::cough, Iwata's:: stupidity in recent years has generally turned me off from them. I'll always be dedicated to their handhelds (which is my only investment into the company) as they're the best in the industry but they're too out of touch with reality for me. And their attitude toward the Majora's Mask XL debacle and the ridiculousness that amiibo hunting has become is completely ludicrous. Notwithstanding small things that simply annoy. Example? I traded up from my old XL to a New XL last night with a complete system transfer. My New XL was defective; the retailer I bought it from said they'd be cool with letting me get another one. Problem? System transfers can only be done every 7 days. Now I have to wait till next week for my new system. I understand why Nintendo feels the need to do this but it's too draconian. Why can't you give us a simple login, Nintendo??? AAAARGH!!!! I love you guys but I hate you guys at the same time. I really hate what they've become, especially compared to how they were when I was a kid...

Re: Review: Bayonetta 2 (Wii U)

c1pher_c0mplet

@midnafanboy Yeah, I got the point. Didn't know I was potentially starting a flame war o_O. While I'm generally up on gaming, I don't profess to know EVERY SINGLE DETAIL of EVERY SINGLE GAME, including Bayonetta 2 (which honestly hasn't been on my radar, mostly cuz I don't have a Wii U and probably won't for a looong time). And if @Dazza hadn't corrected me, I probably wouldn't have known (or would have a lot later when it didn't matter anymore). I obviously missed some news on the subject, was wrong (like no one else here hasn't been), and got corrected. I didn't know it was that big a deal. People online, man... It's been funny watching a lot of NL users foam at the mouth about something that was squashed waaay back in the timeline, though lol XD

Re: Review: Bayonetta 2 (Wii U)

c1pher_c0mplet

I could be totally wrong... But I still think Bayonetta 2 will eventually lose Nintendo exclusivity and end up a "timed exclusive" being ported to PS3/4 and/or 360/One. I just don't see Platinum keeping it exclusive especially seeing how small the audience is for such games on Wii U. Or they could go the Kingdom Hearts route and have single sequels exclusive to an entire assortment of hardware platforms. o_O

Re: Feature: Hyrule Warriors - Everything We Know So Far

c1pher_c0mplet

@Ralek85 Seems like you've been putting up with Nintendo's crap for a long time: I commend you, friend. Personally, Nintendo has always been a "secondary" company for me. While I have an absolute blast with their offerings (I'm a 3DS-a-holic lol), they are just too draconian, too stubborn, unwilling to address their shortcomings, and it's only getting worse as the years progress. Their eccentricity is their biggest asset and their biggest failure. And in my opinion, Iwata & Co. don't make it any better.

Re: Talking Point: Should Nintendo Be Promoting The Wii U GamePad As A Tablet Killer?

c1pher_c0mplet

"Should Nintendo Be Promoting The Wii U GamePad As A Tablet Killer?"

No. Because even basic tablet functionality is not possible on the GamePad, notwithstanding the GamePad is functionally useless when not in close proximity to the Wii U unit itself. (And even if they wanted to, I don't think 21st century "weeny" Nintendo would even entertain marketing against a competitor the way Yamamuchi's Nintendo did during the Genesis days.)

Re: Talking Point: Nintendo Rewrote the E3 Rulebook With a Focus on Children

c1pher_c0mplet

@Geonjaha "Nintendo needs to venture more into adult games... There's a reason a lot of people don't look to Nintendo anymore - they've outgrown them, and this shouldn't be a problem, because Nintendo could easily make games for all ages."

Correct me if I'm wrong but from what I've observed since I started getting into gaming, Nintendo has NEVER made mature games, and I don't see them ever deviating from that because they make games that appeal to everyone.

What I think you might be getting at (and if so, I wholeheartedly agree with you) is that Nintendo has virtually no mature games because they're third-party support SUCKS. It's really up to non-Nintendo studios to bring in the mature games and beyond many of them feeling there's not enough Wii U's in the wild for a mature game to be profitable (yet?), third-party studios have traditionally complained about wrapping their heads around Nintendo's internal hardware designs. And then tack on the competition offering systems that are simpler to code for and you can see the third-party hegira from Nintendo to other platforms.

Next time around, I'd like to see Nintendo go with an internal design more closely resembling a PC architecture, not to copy competition but in 2014 and beyond, I don't see any real reason not to: systems are computers anyway. And doing so would definitely open up to third-parties. But no, Nintendo is never going to themselves make mature games. (And I don't want them to because that's not who they are. They just need to make it easier for non-Nintendo studios.)

Re: 3DS System Update 8.0.0-18 is Now Live

c1pher_c0mplet

I wish Nintendo would do something about that awful NNID sign-in screen when accessing the eShop. And to integrate the stock Friends List into Miiverse since the former has been rendered completely useless when Nintendo decided to ax Swapnote.

Re: Nintendo Looking To Grow Wii U Audience To Tempt Back Third Parties

c1pher_c0mplet

This again... 3rd parties on Wii U... Hmm... It's all a balancing act to me. It could happen and then it couldn't. I still think an managerial restructuring would do contemporary Nintendo some good because they're still coasting on a largely outdated formula in the 21st century. I don't have a Wii U so all this doesn't bother me (and makes me party of the problem too. I'm OK with that.). We'll see what happens.

Re: Talking Point: Nintendo Successfully Wooed Some Wii U Doubters at E3

c1pher_c0mplet

Personally, I think Nintendo's Digital Event was the best out of their's, Microsoft's, and Sony's pressers: I really enjoyed it. But it's still not enough for me to get a Wii U. Yet. While I really enjoyed what I saw on-tap, that's just it: a lot of games are 2015 releases (and I wouldn't be surprised at all if Captain Toad slips into next year). I guess it's difficult to suggest Nintendo revitalize older franchises and create brand-spanking new ones (although I'd be ecstatic if they did) because they're having to go-it alone either the entire or majority of this generation by themselves (e.g. no third-parties). That wouldn't be so bad if they were bigger or had more "internal" partners.

Re: Talking Point: Mii, Myself and I - The Arguments For and Against Miis in Super Smash Bros.

c1pher_c0mplet

Generally, I'm against Nintendo's overly draconian policies especially when it comes to their lacking online infrastructure. But I'm totally cool with and applaud them for not allowing Miis to duke it out online; it makes sense. (Whoa, Nintendo made sense! Is hell freezing over? lol) I've had enough of that kinda junk from random StreetPass opponents in my Mario Kart 7 cartridge.

Re: Nintendo Confirms New 'Sea Green' 2DS Model

c1pher_c0mplet

Anyone familiar with any retail stores that actually have a Nintendo 2DS kiosk to try out? I'd like to play with one but I've never seen a kiosk for the system (and maybe they'll never put any up seeing as how the 3DS systems tend to be more popular). I've been to places like GameStop, Best Buy, Target... No cigar.

Re: Here Are Five New Retail Titles Coming to Wii U

c1pher_c0mplet

We need to put Nintendo in a "casual game(r)" detox program. Look, Nintendo: you caught lightning in a bottle with the Wii (and subsequently got dumped by the same people the system targeted). But there's something you've gotta realize... It's over. Just stop already.

Re: Review: Moon Chronicles: Episode 1 (3DS eShop)

c1pher_c0mplet

@AG_Awesome Thanks for clearing that up. The wording on a section of Renegade Kid's blog made it seem like Episode 1 was the entire game and 2-4 were "expansions." Even if this initial portion coming Thursday will only be 1/4 of the entire game, it still doesn't deter me from purchasing it later this week.