Dunno about the spring being a cause, why would some joycons start drifting out of a centered position or in the opposite position than they had been pressed in a moment earlier?
@AsteriskOverlord Ah, yes. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. OBEY. CONSUME.
The Polish site linked states that they'll have fully new graphics to bring them in line with modern standards and slightly modified gameplay, but they'll keep the original screenplays. Hopefully that also includes original voices. :B
Someone's salty that there isn't a modern ultra-handhold very easy mode.
@Shiryu Wait, it runs on Tegra APX hardware? Or are you referring to the Switch? 'cause Tegra x1 in the Switch is, like, generation 8 or so of Tegra chips, after the APX series, 6xx series, Tegra 1, 2, 3, 4, 4i and k1.
"They're lying, you're all lying, the drift doesn't exist, I'm not crazy, you're all crazy, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" s'what I keep hearing.
Hmm, going by the poll, just shy of one fifth of users are affected by the problem. I guess it's not 99.999%, so it's not 'widespread' .
Out of all the consoles I've had that have analog sticks (ps2, ps3, psp2000/3000/go, vita, 3dsxl, new3dsxl), I've only ever had drifting problems with my first psp. But it was tiny constant movement right out of the box, so it was just misalignment or something, got replaced on warranty and had no problems since, and I used all my handhelds for multiple years. Hell, my vita is 7 years old and not a single instance of drift.
Meanwhile, out of 5 joycons I have, 4 started drifting, sent them in for repair, two for fixed, 'found no problem' with the other two. Of course the ones they found no problems with were still drifting once I plugged them in, I guess they didn't bother to use them for five minutes, as that's about as long as it takes the drift to kick in on their case. And one of the fixed ones started drifting again after two weeks. And the left one of the set I bought to replace my original ones started drifting before the month was over after purchase.
Though, not like I was going to buy A Switch Lite anyway, the lack of rumble sucks too much for Skyrim lockpicking. :B
Damn Sony, censoring games again while Nintendo reaffirms its role as the bastion of freedom!... Wait.
I love how @NIN10DOXD completely ignored the definitions of self-censorship provided. Whatever is not consistent with the party line doesn't exist.
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Edit: Though, it's not as huge of a deal when you realised that despite all the claims that Nintendo no longer censors games, the western release was censored from the start:
What war? It's at best a battle won, there's a world out there to get this stuff from and ISP blocks can be circumvented. Nintendo gonna have to work harder than that and even then they'll never be able to eliminate this stuff fully.
Also, they mention dealing, does this mean making software for hacking the Switch available for free is still good?
The Polish version of the first MDK, localised by CD Projekt, had "bombardowanie w prawo/bombardowanie w lewo" (bombing right/bombing left) for strafe right/strafe left.
I never played the game before, played through it and all the expansions now and enjoyed it greatly. The framerate does tank hard on more complicated areas with lots of geometry and alpha-heavy glass, especially with flashlight shadows on (mind you, that setting also affects other light sources), but fights are pretty smooth.
I like the rechargeable flashlight, still requires strategising. One thing that sucks is that they removed muzzle flash lighting for your weapons in the bfg edition. I've read that it's because the engine chugs down hard when a single object emits more than one light, so they had to disable these to allow for the attached flashlight.
One thing that sucks is that they didn't add the super shotgun from the expansions to the base game. The base game really lacks a close range and powerful weapon, the regular shotgun is weak and other nonexplosive weapons require sustained fire.
All in all, a very enjoyable game, but it really needs motion aiming and subtitles.
They're not really nitpicking here, though. While a lot of Doom 3 on Switch is 60 FPS, some areas do drop the framerate like a red-headed stepchild.
I played through the entire main campaign in handheld mode, fov 80, flashlight shadows on and while the game was smooth as a whole, certain areas would drop down even to the 20s. Particularly larger areas, or areas with lots of glass and geometry.
Of course doing stuff like blowing up several barrels at once will make the engine tank as well.
One instance of repeatable slowdown was kinda funny, though - a single run of metal stairs by a wall, not a large location, nothing really that taxing... But the moment the flashlight was on, the game would drop to the 20s, but just for these stairs. Weird.
Still, all in all, a good port, plus it let's you turn the flashlight shadows off of you prefer better FPS over them.
Wow, this and other gripes people have about these versions, I think I'll wait for Dundee patches. Not too mention, why the hell is there no online play?
I like how so many people just past here to insult people having a problem with this and completely ignore their issues while saying how easy and quick it is to make an account. Despite sums posters mentioning that they've had to spent over half an hour on it due to server problems. Gg.
@JayJ Riddle me this, then, how come my Vita, bought half a year after launch, has never had any analog stick problems, while four of my five joycons have? I didn't pamper it, compared to it, I take care of my Switch and the joycons like a baby. I used the Vita inside, outside, dropped it a few times, button mashed in Freedom Wars when cutting off abductor limbs so hard I eventually physically broke the circuit ribbon reading button presses for circle and triangle, yet, all this time, the analog sticks never even once registered an input I didn't want them to?
Meanwhile, I sent four joycons in for repairs, two got replaced sticks, two were diagnosed with 'No problem detected'. Of course I plugged in those latter two and, after a few minutes of playing, they started drifting again. I guess they didn't bother to check them for a few minutes unless they were drifting hard from the get go, like the first two.
Oh, also, one of the two with replaced sticks started drifting two weeks after being returned to me. Meanwhile, my Vita's sticks still refuse to register even a single phantom input.
Loving all those experts chastising Falcom, even though, according to vgchartz (can't fund other sources), during the first 10 weeks of sales ys VIII sold 0.21 m on ps4, 0.14 m on the Vita and 0.11 m on the Switch. Better yet, the number for Switch is global sales, while the numbers for ps4 and Vita are Japan only.
Nice numbers, amazing what you can achieve if you give away subscriptions for free with every other service and hold everyone's saved games hostage unless they pay. I'll wait until they actually make the service appealing to any degree.
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Re: The Pokémon Company Issues A Statement About The Number Of Gyms In Sword And Shield
@carlos82 Wow, that hyperbole went and went and kept going until it left the solar system.
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Re: The Pokémon Sword And Shield Live Stream Is Now Over
Dunno, maybe this stream was supposed to stimulate how exciting the game will be? If so, bravo. slow clap
Though at least they did good in pissing loads of people off, if that was their goal.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Random: Sonic's Headed To Jupiter As A Real Space Mission Mascot
Hah, that's awesome.
If they don't play Sonic Boom during launch, we riot.
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Razie-chan
Re: Mario Kart Tour Races Ahead With 90 Million Downloads In Its First Week
Delicious predatory micro transactions and loit boxes, mmmm.
Scary how many people here seem to have no problem work that because it's Nintendo.
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Re: New Theory Suggests Nintendo Has Tried To Prevent Switch Lite Stick Drift After All
Dunno about the spring being a cause, why would some joycons start drifting out of a centered position or in the opposite position than they had been pressed in a moment earlier?
@AsteriskOverlord Ah, yes. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. OBEY. CONSUME.
Cya
Raziel-chan
Re: Review: Mario Kart Tour - Steer Around The Gacha For A Fun, Free Take On The Series
Mmmm, good ol' Nintendo peddling surprise mechanics for real money to little kids, great!
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Raziel-chan
Re: House Of The Dead 1 And 2 Are Coming To Switch
The Polish site linked states that they'll have fully new graphics to bring them in line with modern standards and slightly modified gameplay, but they'll keep the original screenplays. Hopefully that also includes original voices. :B
Also, awesome!
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Raziel-chan
Re: Classic DOOM And DOOM II Receive Performance Improvements On Switch
Maybe they decided to use the cut firm 3do/jaguar levels 'cause the switch can't handle the original ones. :B
Seriously, how do you achieve bad performance on doom ports? I can effin run doom on my old Sansa Clip zip mp3 player.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Nintendo Reveals Rarity Of Character And Kart Unlocks In Mario Kart Tour
Good ol' game-enhancing surprise mechanics. Look at that Nintendo, enhancing the game.
Also, yikes, those are some low rates for the price.
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Re: Review: Star Wars: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast - Amazing Lightsaber Combat Ruined By A Terrible First Act
Someone's salty that there isn't a modern ultra-handhold very easy mode.
@Shiryu Wait, it runs on Tegra APX hardware? Or are you referring to the Switch? 'cause Tegra x1 in the Switch is, like, generation 8 or so of Tegra chips, after the APX series, 6xx series, Tegra 1, 2, 3, 4, 4i and k1.
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Re: Poll: Is Your Switch Lite Suffering From Joy-Con Drift?
"They're lying, you're all lying, the drift doesn't exist, I'm not crazy, you're all crazy, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" s'what I keep hearing.
Hmm, going by the poll, just shy of one fifth of users are affected by the problem. I guess it's not 99.999%, so it's not 'widespread' .
Out of all the consoles I've had that have analog sticks (ps2, ps3, psp2000/3000/go, vita, 3dsxl, new3dsxl), I've only ever had drifting problems with my first psp. But it was tiny constant movement right out of the box, so it was just misalignment or something, got replaced on warranty and had no problems since, and I used all my handhelds for multiple years. Hell, my vita is 7 years old and not a single instance of drift.
Meanwhile, out of 5 joycons I have, 4 started drifting, sent them in for repair, two for fixed, 'found no problem' with the other two. Of course the ones they found no problems with were still drifting once I plugged them in, I guess they didn't bother to use them for five minutes, as that's about as long as it takes the drift to kick in on their case. And one of the fixed ones started drifting again after two weeks. And the left one of the set I bought to replace my original ones started drifting before the month was over after purchase.
Though, not like I was going to buy A Switch Lite anyway, the lack of rumble sucks too much for Skyrim lockpicking. :B
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Re: Uh-Oh, We've Got Our First Reported Case Of Drift On The Switch Lite
Well, that didn't take long.
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Re: Final Fantasy VII And VIII Remastered Are Coming To Switch In One Physical Pack
Would've preferred 8 and 9, I don't like 7.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Fire Emblem: Three Houses Patch Revises Sensitive Dialogue
Damn Sony, censoring games again while Nintendo reaffirms its role as the bastion of freedom!... Wait.
I love how @NIN10DOXD completely ignored the definitions of self-censorship provided. Whatever is not consistent with the party line doesn't exist.
Cya
Raziel-chan
Edit: Though, it's not as huge of a deal when you realised that despite all the claims that Nintendo no longer censors games, the western release was censored from the start:
https://web.archive.org/web/20190913121347/https://kantopia.wordpress.com/2019/08/24/fe16-three-houses-localization-scarecrow-or-man-dressed-as-a-woman-jpn-vs-eng/
Uncensored my ass.
Re: Yo-Kai Watch 4 Will No Longer Be A Nintendo Switch Exclusive
Good choice, the install base is massively larger.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Purchase Bayonetta From The Wii U eShop In Japan And Europe While You Still Can
I'm sure those two people that still use the Wii-U and don't have the games yet will be crushed.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Curve Digital Reveals A Knight's Quest, A New "Zelda Like Adventure" Coming To Switch
Always up for new Hyglide-like games, be it Zelda or others.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Talking Point: Please Nintendo, Can We Get These Things In Switch Firmware Version 10?
And Nintendo sayeth "Nay! Thou shal hath more stability!" And so was as it was said, and all was good (*citation needed).
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Raziel-chan
Re: Nintendo Wins Another War Against Piracy As Court Ruling Sees Offending Sites Blocked
What war? It's at best a battle won, there's a world out there to get this stuff from and ISP blocks can be circumvented. Nintendo gonna have to work harder than that and even then they'll never be able to eliminate this stuff fully.
Also, they mention dealing, does this mean making software for hacking the Switch available for free is still good?
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Raziel-chan
Re: Video: Here's How Xenoblade Chronicles' Switch Remaster Compares To The Wii Original
Lookin' good, can't say I'll miss the doofy horse faces of the original.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Shulk Gets Another Encore In Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition For Switch
Now that's good news! Gonna get it for sure, only ever played the 3ds version and the graphics and slowdown hurt.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Japanese Charts: Astral Chain Just Misses Out On Number One As Switch Sales Soar
Lol, even with a larger install base, it lost to a title i haven't evergreen heard about before now. XD
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Raziel-chan
Re: Random: Gird Your Loins For This Amusing Lion King Box Error
They finally decided to cater to the growing furry demographic.
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Re: Random: Child Left Horrified As Parents Mercilessly Cut Into His Eevee Cake
@carlos82 And start by stabbing a fork into the eye.
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Re: The Campaign To Get Double Dragon Neon On Switch Hots Up
I'd buy and play it again.
Also: "popped on to PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 back in 2012"
PC: Am I a joke to you?
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Raziel-chan
Re: Random: This Legend Of Zelda Fan Is Recreating A Link To The Past In The Unity Engine
C-C-C-Cease and desist!
"It'sa me, a Nintendo lawyer, and your ass is grass!"
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Raziel-chan
Re: Random: Amazingly, Grandia HD's Translation Gaffe Is Only The Second Funniest German Localisation Mistake
Hah, nice.
The Polish version of the first MDK, localised by CD Projekt, had "bombardowanie w prawo/bombardowanie w lewo" (bombing right/bombing left) for strafe right/strafe left.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Panic Button Brings Award-Winning Action RPG Torchlight II To Switch
Maybe they'll finally release a port that doesn't drop resolution like a red-headed stepchild. I always liked this game.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Who Needs Tony Hawk? Skater XL Kickflips To Switch Next Year
... Yeah, Tony Hawk 2 and 3 shouldn't feel threatened at all, this one looks incredibly generic.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Hands On: We've Played Witcher 3 On Nintendo Switch, And It's A Work Of Magic
Ouch, these graphics look real rough and fuzzy. I guess that's no different than how Doom 4 looks on Switch. Still, should be fun to play.
Re: If You Recently Bought A Switch, Nintendo Will Replace It With A Revised Model
Well, duh, since when does Nintendo do anything so nice?
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Raziel-chan
Re: Turok 2 On Nintendo Switch Doesn't Include Multiplayer
... I seriously shouldn't be able to say 'N64 does what Switchdon't'...
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Raziel-chan
Re: Pokémon Sword And Shield Introduces 'Poké Jobs', A New Way To Net Rare Items
Gotta be pimpin' them pokeymans.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Hardware Review: 8BitDo SN30 Pro+ - The Best Third-Party Switch Controller Just Got Better
Nice PlayStation-style controller, but I think I prefer the Xbox style.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Random: Zelda Fan Smashes PS4 In Rage As Breath Of The Wild 'Clone' Genshin Impact Is Revealed
That's funny, seeing as the first LoZ pretty much ripped off Hyglide.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Review: Doom 3 - A Dark, Unnerving Oddity In The Slayer Series That Still Impresses
I never played the game before, played through it and all the expansions now and enjoyed it greatly. The framerate does tank hard on more complicated areas with lots of geometry and alpha-heavy glass, especially with flashlight shadows on (mind you, that setting also affects other light sources), but fights are pretty smooth.
I like the rechargeable flashlight, still requires strategising. One thing that sucks is that they removed muzzle flash lighting for your weapons in the bfg edition. I've read that it's because the engine chugs down hard when a single object emits more than one light, so they had to disable these to allow for the attached flashlight.
One thing that sucks is that they didn't add the super shotgun from the expansions to the base game. The base game really lacks a close range and powerful weapon, the regular shotgun is weak and other nonexplosive weapons require sustained fire.
All in all, a very enjoyable game, but it really needs motion aiming and subtitles.
Cya
Raziel-chan
Re: The Switch Online Mobile App Just Received Another Incredibly Minor Update
Wait, this app is still desperately trying to be a thing?
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Raziel-chan
Re: The Switch Version Of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Gets Rated By The ESRB
I'm looking forward to Witcher 3-64.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Rid The World Of Disease When Big Pharma Arrives On Switch Later This Year
Big pharma working on eradicating disease, now that's what I call a fantasy game.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Video: Digital Foundry's Technical Analysis Of DOOM, DOOM II And DOOM 3
They're not really nitpicking here, though. While a lot of Doom 3 on Switch is 60 FPS, some areas do drop the framerate like a red-headed stepchild.
I played through the entire main campaign in handheld mode, fov 80, flashlight shadows on and while the game was smooth as a whole, certain areas would drop down even to the 20s. Particularly larger areas, or areas with lots of glass and geometry.
Of course doing stuff like blowing up several barrels at once will make the engine tank as well.
One instance of repeatable slowdown was kinda funny, though - a single run of metal stairs by a wall, not a large location, nothing really that taxing... But the moment the flashlight was on, the game would drop to the 20s, but just for these stairs. Weird.
Still, all in all, a good port, plus it let's you turn the flashlight shadows off of you prefer better FPS over them.
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Raziel-chan
Re: You'll Need A Bethesda Account To Play DOOM And DOOM II On Switch
@brianvgplayer Don't forget removed flashlight shadows and muzzle flash lighting.
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Raziel-chan
Re: You'll Need A Bethesda Account To Play DOOM And DOOM II On Switch
@Beatley82 Dunno, is it? Did you make an exact count?
Plus, that's a weird way to call justified complaints.
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Raziel-chan
Re: You'll Need A Bethesda Account To Play DOOM And DOOM II On Switch
Wow, this and other gripes people have about these versions, I think I'll wait for Dundee patches. Not too mention, why the hell is there no online play?
I like how so many people just past here to insult people having a problem with this and completely ignore their issues while saying how easy and quick it is to make an account. Despite sums posters mentioning that they've had to spent over half an hour on it due to server problems. Gg.
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Raziel-chan
Re: The Original DOOM, DOOM II And DOOM 3 Are Available On Switch Now
Huh, now that's how you price old games. Looking at you, Turok!
Now if only someone released DN3D, SW and Blood on Switch...
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Raziel-chan
Re: Devolver Digital Wants To Know What Game It Should Release Next On Switch
Duke Nukem Megaton Edition
Shadow Warrior Classic Redux, 1 & 2
Serious Sam games.
I can't remember if Devolver published Call of Juarez: Gunslinger.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Soapbox: Sorry Nintendo, Joy-Con Drift Means I Won't Buy Switch Lite At Launch
@JayJ Riddle me this, then, how come my Vita, bought half a year after launch, has never had any analog stick problems, while four of my five joycons have? I didn't pamper it, compared to it, I take care of my Switch and the joycons like a baby. I used the Vita inside, outside, dropped it a few times, button mashed in Freedom Wars when cutting off abductor limbs so hard I eventually physically broke the circuit ribbon reading button presses for circle and triangle, yet, all this time, the analog sticks never even once registered an input I didn't want them to?
Meanwhile, I sent four joycons in for repairs, two got replaced sticks, two were diagnosed with 'No problem detected'. Of course I plugged in those latter two and, after a few minutes of playing, they started drifting again. I guess they didn't bother to check them for a few minutes unless they were drifting hard from the get go, like the first two.
Oh, also, one of the two with replaced sticks started drifting two weeks after being returned to me. Meanwhile, my Vita's sticks still refuse to register even a single phantom input.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Nihon Falcom Lacks The Ability To Release More Games On Switch, Says President
Loving all those experts chastising Falcom, even though, according to vgchartz (can't fund other sources), during the first 10 weeks of sales ys VIII sold 0.21 m on ps4, 0.14 m on the Vita and 0.11 m on the Switch. Better yet, the number for Switch is global sales, while the numbers for ps4 and Vita are Japan only.
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Raziel-chan
Re: It’s Official: The Switch Online Service Has Surpassed 10 Million Subscribers
Nice numbers, amazing what you can achieve if you give away subscriptions for free with every other service and hold everyone's saved games hostage unless they pay. I'll wait until they actually make the service appealing to any degree.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Nintendo Download: 4th July (Europe)
Dragon's Dogma for me, since there's no physical release for Europe and the cheapest I can get an import for is 40%+ more than this.
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Raziel-chan
Re: Random: HBO Uses Wii U Controller To Promote Streaming App Only On PS4 And Xbox
Oh, hey, that thing. I'm sure the five people that bought it in my country jumped up in excitement, only to deflate with disappointment soon after.
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Raziel-chan