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Re: Poll: Hasn't Nintendo Always Been An 'Entertainment' Company?

Mortenb

@HeadPirate Oh, I found the cards now. Didn't know of those.
But they seem to have been for the Japanese market according to the article I read, and sensored according to Japanese norms of the time, and produced for a liquor company there.
Anyways, a tad less bad than the movies they have the license for.

Re: Poll: What Did You Think Of The Super Mario Bros. Wonder Direct Showcase?

Mortenb

@beartown Yeah, SMB3 and World are so much more imaginative, well thought out worlds which feels exciting to explore. They have that "kid in an imagination imbued back yard"-feeling. Even for the 100th time.

NSMB games are so bland. Gameplay is fine, but I don't feel any excitement for getting to the next leves, or finding some secret. Hope this will feel different.

Re: Red Dead Redemption Fans Aren't Happy About Rockstar's "Lazy Port"

Mortenb

I don't think it's a boycott at all when it's just not buing a product I am disatisfied with. E.g. It's not like I am boycotting seed oils. I just think they are bad for me, and avoid buying them.
Boycotts to me is when I am not buying something I would otherwise appreciate, but want to pressure the seller to make a decision unrelated to the purchase, or to make a statement to other decision makers.

Re: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Loading Sequence Patent Filed By Nintendo

Mortenb

They are obviously too general, and stupid and idiotic.
But, any company does need to do this, as long as they are granted by stupid and idiotic patent office workers.
They need them to be able to threaten counter lawsuit to other companies who claim to own the right to, say, using an avatar to move about, or making food in game, etc. The more general and idiotic it is, the better.
Though anyone would win in court over these, that is too expensive, so it works.
But sadly, small compnies can get screwed over, as almost any idea they have will infringe some patent.
In principle I support patents, but they can do more harm than good, and definitely in software.

Re: Video: Let's Talk About Those Switch 2 Rumours, Then

Mortenb

I hope it's the same form factor and game compatible with switch. I've owned every single Nintendo system (yes, even every game boy and DS variant) except Virtual Boy. But I think I won't buy it if I have to get a bunch of controllers, can't play the switch games, etc. I'm getting tired of that side of video games.

Re: Sonic Co-Creator Yuji Naka Found Guilty Of Insider Trading

Mortenb

What's do bad with "insider" trading? Do we really want share buying to be a gamble? And not something done with the best information? People in general should not buy shares unless they have some special knowledge that other people are unlikely to have. Otherwise it turns into a game.

Re: Percentage Of Female Managers At Nintendo Hasn't Improved, Despite Pledges

Mortenb

@Stamina_Wheel It has nothing to do with some imagined "abilities is leadership". It's to do with what one is trying to do. Some types of activities are what some type of people want to do, other what others want. Leading requires some shared vision. People find together and do things. Having demands on some sort of "ideal" percentage of arbitrary divisions of people destroys natural spontaneous fruitful friendships, and makes things into this modern "corporation", the soul less institution.

Re: Best Nintendo 64 Platformers - Every N64 3D Platformer, Ranked By You

Mortenb

Spacestation Silicon Valley is probably what you should check out if you are looking for something to play. The ones above it in the list are good, but you probably know what you are getting, a polished formula. SSV has really cool music, is funny, and has interesting mechanics that is quite different from the others.

Re: The Mario Movie Is Now "The Third-Biggest Animated Movie Of All Time"

Mortenb

Since the lion turd is nr 1, one could be ashamed of being high on this list.

I can't believe people actually thought that was worth watching. It was a demake. But I guess compared to other things in the cinema at the time, it was less cringey and any moving images without soul destroying cringe would make it to the top.

That said, Mario Movie also, is simply not cringe. And that goes a long long way in today's movie scene. It's fun, though a bit exhausting and not something I really could watch again, unlike classics like Lion King from the 90s, Moana and snow-white.

The frozen is also okay, allthough why it's so insanely high I guess is also all about what other movies were available at the time.

Re: Mario Kart Tour Lawsuit Calls Out "Immoral" Lootbox Gacha System

Mortenb

The main problem here is the parent. On many levels.
I don't like loot boxes either. But it's impossible to define properly. I don't think the law is the way to deal with it. It undermines the laws role.
I am fine with for example Pokémon go's way of being able to buy a few items every now and then. I loved that game, and wouldn't have played it if it wasn't free to play. A few microtransactions is fine. But the line between it being just an alternative way to get paid for a game, and predatorily meant to exploit people is impossible to define. In Pokémon go for example it's game mechanic is still chance based, it's not disclosed, and the items one require may or may not turn out to be as useful as one hoped. If it were disclosed completely how all odds in the game worked it would turn it into a non game.
If there was a rule to know which item one bought, the game designer would just move the cahnce mechanic to how that sort of item works in the game. This can be done predatorily, or in a natural way. It can't be defined.
But a law is an additional beurocracy that can easily lead to corruption.

Re: Nintendo's Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom TV Ad Might Be Its Best One Ever

Mortenb

While the game clips looks fun, the actual ad illustrated to me that I should create actual life and excitement around me, instead of playing games, and sit in isolation.
I mean, one can actually create something beautiful, either in relationship, with woodworking, go hiking, or similar.
Nothing wrong with gaming sometimes, but it can function as a drug as well.

Re: Nintendo Hacker Gary Bowser Has Been Released From Prison

Mortenb

How does it make sense to be illegal to help people hack their own system.
Is it soon going to be illegal to help me when I lock myself out of my house?
What should be illegal is to have measures against people utilizing their own system as they see fit.
Whether you pirate or not is a different matter.

Re: Review: GoldenEye 007 - Aged And Flawed, But Still A Masterpiece Of Game Design

Mortenb

@ChongLiVsTongPo I'm glad you're enjoying it too. Gonna do a dance myself My wife's soviet born (just barely) of Russian decent, so I like soviets dancing, lol.
Actually, while playing it now, she asked me about the game, and I'm like "yeah, so, I have to sneak around and shoot all these guys". She: "they look like russians". Me: "uhm, yeah, never thought about that, what a coincidence".

Re: Review: GoldenEye 007 - Aged And Flawed, But Still A Masterpiece Of Game Design

Mortenb

Don't fall for the silly trick of mapping the controls to feel "modern". It will make the game not what it is meant to be. It's much better to remap the switch buttons to be more like the n64. You're supposed to be able to sidestep with the c buttons, while moving forward with the stick. It doesn't work well with using the stick as c buttons, as you'll just keep looking up or down. But with actual buttons, it's just a matter of getting used to. Makes the game much more fun. And you have to stop and aim with R, like a real person, not like a God who can snipe people while running like a madman. A big part of the game is finding the rythm of when to stop, when to run, getting used to guard movements, etc. Making controls "modern" is likely to ruin half your fun.

Re: Review: GoldenEye 007 - Aged And Flawed, But Still A Masterpiece Of Game Design

Mortenb

@ChongLiVsTongPo Holding down the r button is how I aim, and how I always aimed in this game. It's part of the fun.

Also, one can't go modern controls in this game. It will first of all become boringly easy. And second of all one will walk too slow, as one needs the speed boost one can only get from having one finger control sidestepping and the other control forward motion. I can't imagine this game without that.

Re: Review: GoldenEye 007 - Aged And Flawed, But Still A Masterpiece Of Game Design

Mortenb

Once I mapped the controls, so A,B,X,Y, became the C buttons, muscle memory kicked in, and I could play this easily. I feel the controls are just different, but actually it's more fun than modern shooters. Aiming is a challenge, yes, but a good one. It's a different mechanic, which works well. My only problem is the A and B buttons, which must be meoped to someplace weird, like shoulder buttons, and hence I have to think when reloading or changing weapons. Takes some time to get used to.

And btw. the 16:9 option was always in this game, in case you didn't know.

Re: Bayonetta 3 Dev Responds To Voice Actor Dispute In Official Statement

Mortenb

Regardless of who is lying or not. If you are offered something too low for what is your added value as compared to anyone else, then go elsewhere. Be glad someone else, with the right set of skills for the employers budget, gets to do the job. Taking to Twitter about it is not ever a reasonable thing to do in this situation, even if they were insulting. People are insulting, get over it, if everyone launches a Twitter war every time they are insulted, we will all die in nuclear war in the end.

Re: Random: The Sky In Zelda: Ocarina Of Time Is One Big Optical Illusion

Mortenb

@N64-ROX But it's not the unintuitive solution. You are sitting there writing lines of c code against the graphics interface. You of course have it in your deep intuition what depth buffers do, what draw distance is, how to juggle these settings to do stuff. You sit down and have the idea to draw a sky box, you think "okay, it's gotta be behind everything else", and immediately you know that the solution is to just draw it first, without writing to the depth buffer. If you even consider the other solution, you immediately know that it would entail figuring out some adequate size, mucking with the draw distance. It would probably actually be slower, as writing to the depth buffer, and checking the depth buffer actually takes time.

Re: Random: The Sky In Zelda: Ocarina Of Time Is One Big Optical Illusion

Mortenb

@N64-ROX The draw distance is a setting. It's not a hard limit. What they do here is turn off a setting to write to the depth buffer, then turn it on again. Instead they could set the draw distance to some big value, then turn it back before drawing the rest, if needed. Probably the same performance, just a bit more fiddling with numbers.

Re: Random: The Sky In Zelda: Ocarina Of Time Is One Big Optical Illusion

Mortenb

I hated to break it to you, but it's all an illusion. Did you know link is actually just some 0s and 1s in a list, like everything else in any game? He just looks like a boy to your feeble mind. And there are no "sizes" to anything, if you start breaking it down.
The sky is the blue stuff in the image. Is it a trick more than anything else in the image? Does it matter at all the particular math the developers used to fill certain parts as sky? One can jump from any frame of reference to another at any time while rendering a scene. They could have made it a big box in the frame of reference of the terrain, but there i nothing to gain. You wouldn't loose anything either. It doesn't matter. When it doesn't matter developer just make the size be 1.0, because why invent some other size?

Re: Nintendo Formally Acknowledges Same-Sex Marriage, Despite Japanese Law

Mortenb

@8itmap_k1d But in japan, marriage is a union of man a woman for life, and the govt. only has it as a thing in order to provide a stable frame for procreation and raising kids and ease that activity.
To say gay marriage is illegal is like saying square circles are illegal. Sure, in the west we now think such a frame is unnecessary an we can coopt the word to mean other things. But Japan has a different concept and wants to keep reinforcing families procreating in traditional ways.

Re: Random: Take A Look At GoldenEye 007 Played Across 4 Separate Screens

Mortenb

Me and a friend once hooked it up to two TVs and taped over the part that showed the opponent's screen. It was fun a little while, but actually I like better when screen cheating is a thing. It just becomes part of the game. The fights are just way slower and completely different without it. It's not as frantic and fun.