@Thomystic You wouldn't be able to plai 99.999% of the games on Steam because they run on x86 PC architecture and not monile ARM tech... like, what about the whole portimg job?
Honestly, I kinda get what they were going for when I hear it was inspired by Jackbox. It does seem kinda in the vein of Wii Play. Jackbox is a much more personal/social experience though, and you makemuch less of a fool of yourself. Could be fun for the right crowd.
@Olmectron I know Nintendo handled the Japanese localization specifically. They didn't write the English script, but sure, they approved lots of it. I can't help but wonder what that says about the inclusion of things like licensed music skits and the plot being fairly rushed like lots of Illumination movies. I like the Mario Movie. They can get away with that kind of script for the Mario movie. If the script for a new Zelda movie is bad, ultimately it's the Hollywood writers in the room who wrote the thing, not Nintendo, but it would certainly reflect badly on them to approve of it.
...Please not Illumination. It was alright for the Mario Movie, but I've no confidence that Illumination could nail the tone of Zelda. A half-assed script and licensed music trakcs will not fly AT ALL.
Stopped updating Overwatch for three years just to cancel the whole main selling point of the new version... not gonna lie I feel for whoever worked so hard on this mode.
I don't really want any of them to be in Illumination's hands. Zelda/Star Fox have good story potential, and seeing how rushed the Mario movie's plot was makes me distrustful of giving them Zelda especially.
Yeah... I was too harsh on Pratt's voice. He's already shown from The lego movie that he's a skilled voice actor. That said, wouldn't say it's an especially perfect casting choice.
That kinda says nothing LMAO. If it's anything like the Treyarch Wii/Wii U ports it could run really smooth @ 60fps, but given the state of big AAA Switch ports we could be looking at 30fps with some sub-720 resolution.
@Ventilator “Nobody's can't demand high salaries. She doesn't even have a voice career as it's 8 years since last time.“
Jennifer Hale is with a Voice Actors’ union. She is undoubtedly getting paid way more than $4000. The game also stars Tommie Earl Jenkins, a Hollywood actor. You think he’s getting paid $4000?
You’d have a much more convincing argument if you just said “I don’t like her because she’s mean and confrontational”.
@fenlix I'm sure the majority of people who wanted to play idid so within the last decade... either way it's still beating games 3-10 on the chart by quite a wide margin!
This is some bull right here. Surely this isn't the real answer and he's been prepped beforehand to give some made up answer. Like, if it's not powerful enough i get it, ut people wanna play all these games portably that's the point.
Has NetEse actually put out any games of note? Feels like they're just threatening to make big releases but never did anything. Didn't the Yakuza guyu nope out of his original plans to join them?
I know Switch's outdated specs are becoming a point of issue, but I do think Nintendo could coast on just the sales from software and not release a new system, even if system sales completely drop.
@Royalblues It's nothing to do with Sony owning EVO. Nintedo pulled out of fighting game stuff after a wave of sexual assault allegations in the community in 2020, including a very serious underage incident involving the founder of EVO.
@TheMelodiusRose You are a less profitable demographic than impressionable Japanese children. And NGL Rush Duel is more fun than the meta has bee, ad I've been playing since childhood like everyone else.
@Bunkerneath It's basically the arts bar from the first game, where you'd cycle through a menu of symbols to select your character's attack/skill. Now they're all mapped to the Joycon buttons so you don't have to take your finger off the left stick to select your move, which is why the UI looks like that. Maybe I'm stating the obvious idk.
@Orokosaki It's sad to see that so many people think that the law is the arbiter of morality, that Switch hackers are apparently below any other criminal no matter how depraved the crime.
@shinesprites I think that's more indicative of the problem of the culture we live in. There's a game talking about these issues because they are very real, we ignore them, and when they happen to us we will wish that we are not ignored by those younger than us. There are other cultures, some on the other side of the world, some lost to history, that have already had this stuff nailed down.
I'm same age and still struggling with it all, but dabbling in some philosophy, therapy, or spirituality, or even a mix, keeps it from being paralysing.
Alright Nintendo life, I've been with you since I was a teen, but damn there's been a lot of articles this past while for games that have nothing to do with Nintendo.
@Bl4ckb100d Not every market has to appeal to 100 million people. I don't think people are buying literal Windows computers for a bit of couch gaming with the family.
@NImH I don't know Kanye religiously I just know him from celeb pop culture, but I think it's fairly reasonable to assume hip hop star to game dev lead is not a clean transition, and the lack of progress on this game project doesn't encourage me.
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Re: Microsoft CEO Says He Would "Love To Get Rid Of" Exclusives On Consoles
@Thomystic You wouldn't be able to plai 99.999% of the games on Steam because they run on x86 PC architecture and not monile ARM tech... like, what about the whole portimg job?
Re: PlayStation Boss Doesn't Think Call Of Duty Appeals To Nintendo's Core Audience
I mean tbh... I'd say they're not wrong. A casual audience would pick it up but Nintendo "fans" would care less.
Re: The FTC Doesn't Seem To Think Switch Is A Serious PlayStation & Xbox Competitor
They def don't seem to step on Xbox and PS's shoes like those two often do, but functionally it operates the same when played on the TV soo...
Re: Nintendo's Upcoming Party Game Everybody 1-2-Switch! Showcases "100 Players At Once"
Honestly, I kinda get what they were going for when I hear it was inspired by Jackbox. It does seem kinda in the vein of Wii Play. Jackbox is a much more personal/social experience though, and you makemuch less of a fool of yourself. Could be fun for the right crowd.
Re: Rumour: Universal Closing "Big Deal" With Nintendo For Zelda Illumination Movie
@Olmectron I know Nintendo handled the Japanese localization specifically. They didn't write the English script, but sure, they approved lots of it. I can't help but wonder what that says about the inclusion of things like licensed music skits and the plot being fairly rushed like lots of Illumination movies. I like the Mario Movie. They can get away with that kind of script for the Mario movie. If the script for a new Zelda movie is bad, ultimately it's the Hollywood writers in the room who wrote the thing, not Nintendo, but it would certainly reflect badly on them to approve of it.
Re: Rumour: Universal Closing "Big Deal" With Nintendo For Zelda Illumination Movie
...Please not Illumination. It was alright for the Mario Movie, but I've no confidence that Illumination could nail the tone of Zelda. A half-assed script and licensed music trakcs will not fly AT ALL.
Re: Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol. 1 Announced For "The Latest Platforms"
Watch it somehow STILL not come to PC
No reason to not come to Switch TBH, provided Konami ain't THAT dumb... god it's been 8 years since MGS V.
Re: Blizzard Cancels Overwatch 2's Long-Awaited PvE Hero Mode
Stopped updating Overwatch for three years just to cancel the whole main selling point of the new version... not gonna lie I feel for whoever worked so hard on this mode.
Re: Nintendo Switch Is Not "Technically Capable" Of Running Call Of Duty Games, Says CMA
@BadPlayerOne Pigeon is joking.
Re: Talking Point: Which Nintendo Franchise Should Illumination Tackle Next?
I don't really want any of them to be in Illumination's hands. Zelda/Star Fox have good story potential, and seeing how rushed the Mario movie's plot was makes me distrustful of giving them Zelda especially.
Re: Random: Chris Pratt's Mario Movie Voice Was Initially Deemed Too "Tony Soprano"
Yeah... I was too harsh on Pratt's voice. He's already shown from The lego movie that he's a skilled voice actor. That said, wouldn't say it's an especially perfect casting choice.
Re: Call Of Duty Will Run As You "Would Expect" On Nintendo Platforms, Says Microsoft
That kinda says nothing LMAO. If it's anything like the Treyarch Wii/Wii U ports it could run really smooth @ 60fps, but given the state of big AAA Switch ports we could be looking at 30fps with some sub-720 resolution.
Re: 75% Of Public Comments On Microsoft's Acquisition Of Activision Were Positive
People with otherwise good intentions really do believe that corporate benevolence is the way forward, somehow.
Re: Tricolor Turf War Will Have Its Own Selectable Game Mode In Splatoon 3's Next Splatfest
Oh thank the Lord.
Also @WreckitRyan that's genuinely crazy, hopefully it'll be worth the wait for you!
Re: Microsoft Enters "10-Year Commitment To Bring Call Of Duty To Nintendo"
Still doesn't make the Activision deal more ethical, friendly reminder.
Re: Monster Hunter Rise Is No Longer A Nintendo Switch Console Exclusive
I would totally bite if only cross-save was a thing...
Re: Sega Thinks Its "Super Game" Could Bank Over $600 Million USD
Striving to be really really really really reallly successful a bankable game do not make
Re: Bayonetta's OG Voice Actor Asks Fans To "Boycott" Third Game After PlatinumGames Wage Fallout
@Ventilator “Nobody's can't demand high salaries. She doesn't even have a voice career as it's 8 years since last time.“
Jennifer Hale is with a Voice Actors’ union. She is undoubtedly getting paid way more than $4000. The game also stars Tommie Earl Jenkins, a Hollywood actor. You think he’s getting paid $4000?
You’d have a much more convincing argument if you just said “I don’t like her because she’s mean and confrontational”.
Re: Atlus Releases Streaming Guidelines For Persona 5 Royal Remaster And It's Typically Strict
IT'SA 2 YEAR OLD GAME DAMMIT
Re: Japanese Charts: Splatoon 3 Sells Another Half A Million Physical Copies
@fenlix I'm sure the majority of people who wanted to play idid so within the last decade... either way it's still beating games 3-10 on the chart by quite a wide margin!
Re: Yakuza Dev Still Doesn't Think Switch Is The Right Platform For The Series
This is some bull right here. Surely this isn't the real answer and he's been prepped beforehand to give some made up answer. Like, if it's not powerful enough i get it, ut people wanna play all these games portably that's the point.
Re: Looks Like A Third ‘Voice Of Cards’ Game From Yoko Taro Is On The Way
It hasn't even been a full year since the first!
Re: Nintendo Confirms That Splatoon 3's Shiver Identifies As Female
Thought the ambiguity was more fun tbh
Re: Veteran Capcom Producer Hiroyuki Kobayashi Joins NetEase Games
Has NetEse actually put out any games of note? Feels like they're just threatening to make big releases but never did anything. Didn't the Yakuza guyu nope out of his original plans to join them?
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Digimon Survive
I have seen barely any Digimon Survive reviews on Metacritic
Also surprised a visual novel of all things got delayed so many times.
Re: Nintendo Switch Sales Surpass 111 Million
I know Switch's outdated specs are becoming a point of issue, but I do think Nintendo could coast on just the sales from software and not release a new system, even if system sales completely drop.
Re: Controversial Rhythm Game 'Massage Freaks' May Have Been Canned On Switch
@GrailUK Pretty sure a comment similar to this is made every time a new GTA comes out.
Re: Former Nintendo Employee Claims He Saved The Company From Repeated "EVO Embarrassment"
@Royalblues It's nothing to do with Sony owning EVO. Nintedo pulled out of fighting game stuff after a wave of sexual assault allegations in the community in 2020, including a very serious underage incident involving the founder of EVO.
Re: Disney Wants Its New Kart Racer To Provide A "Fair" Free-To-Play Experience
When gameplay incentives are involved and some people have more money than others, what is "fair"?
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Has Leaked And Is Fully Playable On The Steam Deck
They wouldn't in a million years, but if they put it on PC I'd pay the full retail price and be very pleased.
Re: Square Enix Confirms It's Making Final Fantasy NFTs
They thought this was more financially viable than Tomb Raider.
Re: Review: Bright Memory: Infinite - A Chaotic, Crysis-Style FPS, But Messy And Very Short
Normally I'm quite a fan of short games that do what they need to then bow out in a couple hours, but £15 is a stretch.
Re: New Rumour Suggests Advance Wars Could Be Delayed Until 2023
I'm thinking this has gotta suck for WayForward, especially if future collabs with Nintendo may have been sales dependant.
Re: 'Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel: Dawn of the Battle Royale!! Let’s Go! Go Rush!!' Announced For Switch
@TheMelodiusRose You are a less profitable demographic than impressionable Japanese children. And NGL Rush Duel is more fun than the meta has bee, ad I've been playing since childhood like everyone else.
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Delves Into Unique Monsters, Ouroboros, And Colonies
@Bunkerneath It's basically the arts bar from the first game, where you'd cycle through a menu of symbols to select your character's attack/skill. Now they're all mapped to the Joycon buttons so you don't have to take your finger off the left stick to select your move, which is why the UI looks like that. Maybe I'm stating the obvious idk.
Re: Reggie Explains Why The Nintendo Wii U Didn't Utilise Dual GamePad Support
@Silly_G Tbf Ring Fit Adventure is one of those games and it has sold a lot.
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Appears To Feature English & Japanese Lip-Syncs
Would you believe me if I said I never noticed until now?
Re: Devolver Digital Shares Plummet After Company Downgrades Sales Expectations
How long has Devolver been on public stock market?
Re: Persona 3, 4, and 5 Seemingly Confirmed For Everything But Switch
Fingers crossed guys, we haven't had a Direct yet!
Re: Gary Bowser Jail Term Intended To "Send A Message" To Other Switch Hackers
@Orokosaki It's sad to see that so many people think that the law is the arbiter of morality, that Switch hackers are apparently below any other criminal no matter how depraved the crime.
Re: Feature: How 'Wayward Strand' Fights Misconceptions To Give Elderly Characters Agency And Dignity
@shinesprites I think that's more indicative of the problem of the culture we live in. There's a game talking about these issues because they are very real, we ignore them, and when they happen to us we will wish that we are not ignored by those younger than us. There are other cultures, some on the other side of the world, some lost to history, that have already had this stuff nailed down.
I'm same age and still struggling with it all, but dabbling in some philosophy, therapy, or spirituality, or even a mix, keeps it from being paralysing.
Re: Capcom's Next Street Fighter Game Won't Be A PlayStation Console Exclusive
Alright Nintendo life, I've been with you since I was a teen, but damn there's been a lot of articles this past while for games that have nothing to do with Nintendo.
Re: Devolver Digital Teases Its Upcoming Game Showcase, Featuring Suda51
Dammkit Suda you so many Devolver collabs just make a damn game with them already!
Re: The Aya Neo Air Is An OLED-Packing Handheld That Can Run Cyberpunk 2077 And GTA V
@Bl4ckb100d Not every market has to appeal to 100 million people. I don't think people are buying literal Windows computers for a bit of couch gaming with the family.
Re: Spike Chunsoft Releases "Free Demo" For Research And Destroy On Switch eShop
There's Virtue's Last Reward skins in this game which is absolutely blursed.
Re: Random: Kanye West's E3 Game Pitch To Miyamoto Was Apparently "Very Moving"
@NImH I don't know Kanye religiously I just know him from celeb pop culture, but I think it's fairly reasonable to assume hip hop star to game dev lead is not a clean transition, and the lack of progress on this game project doesn't encourage me.
Re: Random: Kanye West's E3 Game Pitch To Miyamoto Was Apparently "Very Moving"
Honestly I'm sure Kanye would have been a poor business partner but if Nintendo really did collaborate with him they could have made history.
Re: Nintendo Close To Hitting $1.8 Billion In Revenue From Mobile Games
Man crazy that Fire Emblem had way less downloads but raked in so much more money. Gacha people really do be HOOKED huh?
Re: Rumour: Ubisoft Being Eyed Up For A Potential Takeover
@Kainbrightside Think you mean NetEase?
Re: Random: Another Look At The Super Mario Galaxy DS Fan Project
This would've been so cool! Makes me legit sad they never tried it, even on the 3DS.