I read a Nintendo Switch review in a Swedish magazine yesterday, and the title of it was "New functions, old graphics". It was one of the worst reviews I've ever read. The reviewer sounded like a spoiled kid that thinks they're an experienced gamer just because they play Candy Crush Saga on their iPhone.
They complained about the console being too expensive and having bad graphics... I shouted "Are you kidding me?!" out loud.
@Yasume
Even if Miyamoto-san is 64, he still keeps working hard to satisfy customers like you, but what does he get when he takes a small break? Yasume's pure, horribly unbalanced and freshly grounded rock salt.
1: Ocarina of Time 3D
2: Wind Waker HD
3: Majora's Mask 3D
4: Skyward Sword
5: A Link Between Worlds
6: Twilight Princess HD
7: Link's Awakening
8: Oracle of Ages
9: Oracle of Seasons
10: The Legend of Zelda
Awesome! I loved Retro City Rampage, so I'll definitely be checking this out. But the music doesn't sound very 16-bit... Vblank Entertainment should have used the C700 VST instrument to compose the soundtrack.
I already have Mutant Mudds on my phone and my 3DS, so I won't buy it again, but Treasurenauts on the other hand... I'll buy it when I know more about it.
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Digital soundtrack rewards, plz!
Re: Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap Will Hit The Nintendo Switch On 18th April
Looks fun!
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I read a Nintendo Switch review in a Swedish magazine yesterday, and the title of it was "New functions, old graphics". It was one of the worst reviews I've ever read. The reviewer sounded like a spoiled kid that thinks they're an experienced gamer just because they play Candy Crush Saga on their iPhone.
They complained about the console being too expensive and having bad graphics... I shouted "Are you kidding me?!" out loud.
Re: Shigeru Miyamoto Spent A Lot Of Time Climbing Trees In Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
@Yasume
Even if Miyamoto-san is 64, he still keeps working hard to satisfy customers like you, but what does he get when he takes a small break? Yasume's pure, horribly unbalanced and freshly grounded rock salt.
Re: Axiom Verge Team Still Awaiting Approval for Nintendo Switch Release
Yes! I would double-dip because of the portability!
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Are you serious? Was this created for the Wii U? What a shitake port...
Re: Nintendo Switch Was the Company's Biggest Selling European Hardware Launch, Ever
W O W .
Re: Shakedown Hawaii Aiming for 3DS This Year, Will Hit 60fps and Support All Models
Looks great, but I'll buy it on the Switch.
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SUPOIRÄ€ZU!!
Re: Feature: Ten Useful and Fun Little Details to Know About Nintendo Switch
"Taking screenshots without restrictions"? That's not true, people under 13 can't upload screenshots to social media.
Re: Nintendo Confirms Switch Save Data Is Tied To The Console And Cannot Be Transferred
Wait... does this mean that physical games take up as much space as digital games?!
Re: Caveman Warriors is Stretching for Nintendo Switch and Wii U on Kickstarter
No thanks, it just looks like a bad Flash game.
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SPOILER WARNING!!!
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I've been having a blast playing Breath of the Wild since I got the paraglider!
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I don't like it, I think it's too cluttered. The color is nice, though!
Re: The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Is Officially One Of The Best Games Of All Time
I've played it on the Switch almost the whole day, and I can confirm that the reviewers are right.
Re: The Launch Line-Up on the European Nintendo Switch eShop
HYPE!!
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No thanks, I never play on Easy Mode.
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1: Ocarina of Time 3D
2: Wind Waker HD
3: Majora's Mask 3D
4: Skyward Sword
5: A Link Between Worlds
6: Twilight Princess HD
7: Link's Awakening
8: Oracle of Ages
9: Oracle of Seasons
10: The Legend of Zelda
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Ugly but functional, again.
Re: Random: GAME Launches Reversible Onesie To Mark Nintendo Switch Launch
...Hah!
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@roy130390 Thank you for the information, I didn't know that they created those games.
Re: UK Retailer GAME Is Cancelling Nintendo Switch Preorders Days Before Launch
Maybe stories like this are the reason why GAME Sweden has gone bankrupt...
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I think they should port Hello Neighbour to the Switch instead.
Re: Graceful Explosion Machine Will Put HD Rumble to Work on the Switch in April
Nah, too much on the screen at the same time.
Re: Video: Flashy New FAST RMX Trailer Shows Off Switch Launch Title
I'm a bit bored of racing games (not Mario Kart).
Re: Shakedown Hawaii to Make Its Debut on Nintendo Switch in April
Awesome! I loved Retro City Rampage, so I'll definitely be checking this out. But the music doesn't sound very 16-bit... Vblank Entertainment should have used the C700 VST instrument to compose the soundtrack.
Re: The Escapists 2 Will Be Breaking Out on Nintendo Switch This Year
No.
Re: Yep, Both Treasurenauts and Mutant Mudds Are Coming to Nintendo Switch
I already have Mutant Mudds on my phone and my 3DS, so I won't buy it again, but Treasurenauts on the other hand... I'll buy it when I know more about it.
Re: Dandara is Blasting Onto Nintendo Switch This Summer
I need to see more before I buy it.
Re: Stardew Valley Coming To Switch This Summer With New Multiplayer Action
This is portable, so no Steam sale will stop me from switching to the Switch!
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This game is absolutely not my cup of hot chocolate.
Re: Blaster Master Zero Lays Waste To Switch And 3DS On March 9th
I thought this game looked awesome at first, but I changed my mind immediately when I read "Mighty No. 9 studio"...
Re: Switch Indie Title WarGroove Mixes Advance Wars And Fire Emblem
Looks boring, IMAO.
Re: Rebellion Is Reviving Rogue Trooper For Nintendo Switch
Meh.
Re: Feature: Zoink Tells Us About the Big Switch with Flipping Death
@NintySnesMan Tim "Button"?
Re: Feature: Zoink Tells Us About the Big Switch with Flipping Death
@KIRO Didn't he say "BLEEEEEEEEP"?
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Re: Feature: Zoink Tells Us About the Big Switch with Flipping Death
It looks great, but I'll have to see more of it before I buy it. I don't like the voice acting.
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I don't think it looks rather fun to play.
Re: Nintendo Unleashes a Nintendo Switch Infographic of Confirmed Nindie Games
I already have Terraria on my PC, but I think I'll buy it again because of the portability.
Re: Rumour: New Zelda Series amiibo Might Be On The Way
I won't buy them if they don't have a purpose.
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!┴I∀Μ ┴'N∀Ɔ
Re: Mega Man Legacy Devs Working On New Collection With Capcom
Mega Man X Legacy Collection, plz!
Re: Random: Infamous British Tabloid Takes 1-2-Switch a Bit Too Seriously
I hate Wall Street Journal, Aftonbladet and The Sun!
Re: Axiom Verge is Getting a Special Edition Physical Release on Wii U
No thanks.
Re: Nintendo Releases Official Switch 'First Time Use' Guide Video
I can't stand that voice... I'll wait for the European version of this video.
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@iGen K.
Re: E3 2017 Floor Plans Show Another Sizeable Nintendo Booth
2D Metroid, plz!
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I'm excited, but I'm also stressed because I have to buy a new TV before the Switch launches.