Clammy

@Kilamanjaro : if you see investing as gambling, you’re doing it wrong.

@Doomhiker : here it says it’s not in their hands yet.

In the review it says they’ve only been able to play on oled.

That to me says less “early review copy”, and more “played a preview at a marketing event where they were forced to play on oled with a marketing person looking over their shoulder”

.. so a preview…

I’m sure it’s great. I just think that sort of thing is a bit dodgy.

@Crockin : I don’t doubt the game is good. I’m just a bit concerned about nintendolifes reviewing .. sounds like they’re doing a review based on some marketing event… which is a bit “iffy” for reviews if you ask me

What’s wrong with the gfx btw?

Quote “ We haven't played Dread on a regular Switch yet,”

Why not? Is this a review of the actual game, or a review of a Nintendo marketing thing where they gave you a switch with it on and made you play it with them watching over you? Basically a preview?

Wait.. hang on.. “ Metroid Dread will finally be in our hands in just two days' time”

Well, if it’s not in your hands yet - how did you review it?

Waluigi is *****.

The only reason people want him is they think theyre being hilariously ironic.. when in reality - just following the herd

Linda Lovelace.

@DrJoson : do yourself a favor and look for consolevania on YouTube. Yeah, the games they’re reviewing are gonna be old now, but it was still great.

Videogaiden is also great (also on YouTube), with much higher production values.. but I prefer grittiness of consolevania

He wrote and presented both

I still don’t get this? Is this just an emulator? And if so, why pay another $10 for something you’ve already bought, just to get an extra rom?

Notice that there doesn’t seem to be any challenges anywhere

Never played it.. but Whatever happened to her being in the nodder all the time?

What a load of nonsense.

@res1080p : why does what genitals the doctor has or hasn’t got matter to you?

I can’t believe people are willing to pay to “upgrade” to the new service..

.. if the snes games are anything to go by, you’re gonna get something like 2 games* a year if you’re lucky.

• exaggeration

“Something for everyone”

.. I guess I’m not everyone… I thought it was all very weak .. I was kinda interested in n64 games, until they said you’d have to pay more for it (I already can’t justify the price of the yearly fee for Nintendo online.. I just don’t play Nintendo games online!)

@YoshiAngemon : so what? I’m not paying an extra monthly fee for a few n64 games.. even if they only charged $1 extra a month (and knowing Nintendo, I expect much higher), it’d be way too much

LOL! They want me to pay extra for a handful of n64 games?

AND they want me to buy a controller to play those few games?

Er.. no.

Gordon Ramsay.. Master Chef

Attacks you with profanity

Have they announced their big Xmas game yet? Or is that Mario party?

@Noisy_neighbour : well, stop calling it a bloody tiny gameboy then!

It’s a tiny piece of *****, in shape of a gameboy

Wish people would stop calling this a gameboy.

It’s not. It’s a cut back raspberry pie with a small low res screen in the shape of a gameboy.

For it to be a gameboy, it’d have to play gameboy games, and it can’t.

Wow, really spoiled with that selection of games I wouldn’t pay anything for

@munstahunta : UGH! Stop looking at the number.. Read the blooming words!

The number is pointless, read the words to discover why they liked/disliked game.

Grow up ffs.

@russell-marlow : IGN gave Jerry Rice's DOG FOOTBALL 7/10

I dont really trust their reviews.

(Sarcasm is hard in text.. see my next post for my actual feelings)

My money is on last smash character

Seems you can almost tell how much effort has gone into something just by looking at character design

I made mistake of restarting in master mode..

So getting seeds doesn’t help me. I’m stuck on the camel boss the second time thru where you only get one weapon and no armour.

I don’t think people here know what an animation director does?

And as for article, “will be directed by”? If it’s out next year..

$0. Take away rose specs, and it was never THAT good compared to Mario 3.

It’s a “mint” copy so therefor If I were to pay money for it, it wouldn’t be to play - so what’s the point?

And if to play, there’s hundreds of ways for me to play it for free anyhow.

Everything else is just speculation that it might go up in value.. and that doesn’t interest me in the slightest - I invest my money, I don’t gamble.

@Anti-Matter : pyschonauts? That’s if you haven’t already got it on game pass

Why isn’t ren in just a speedo? That’d be hilarious

@joey302 : I guessed you got your info off tucker, I was right. It was pretty obvious as you’re basically carbon copying his spiel

Sorry you won’t ever understand

@joey302 : "right cause their all 100% normal and correct right?"

Even ignoring your incorrect use of "their", I still have no idea what you're talking about.

I don't know why you immediately think I'm left, a Biden fan, or even American. I just advised you stop watching Tucker, as he's obviously filled your head full of nonsense.

I'm all for you thinking different to me. I encourage it. I just encourage you to think for yourself, and not just regurgitate someone who is being paid for "entertainment" to spout utter nonsense at an echo chamber.

@joey302 : "who should I be watching then?"

Ah, thought as much. Just stop watching, obviously causing you upset believing that "entertainment".

@joey302 : You need to spend less time watch Fox entertainment news bro. Take a deep breath and think a little before getting outraged at whatever tucker is telling you to be outraged at.

… Bob..

Is how I pronounce it

Seems like such a pointless thing for Nintendo to do.. Seems like even more of a pointless thing to get upset over

Take splatoon 2 to $20 (ffs, it’s not even supported any more), also hyrule warriors, and I’ll be interested

@BaeDanvers : how DARE you! Samus is awesome

That’s great.. now can you release the trilogy hd?

I’m sure it’ll go if you point it down a hill.

What a depressing list.

Fuka? The immature side of me giggles …

@Moistnado : You guys are strange. Im just replying to his points.

If you are Adams Family Lovers/Haters/etc thats up to you

@HotGoomba : Fair enough, just trying to understand mindset of only buying games based on visuals.

@HotGoomba : "I've seen some beautiful PS2 games that look good even today."

Why does that make them play any good or not?

@HotGoomba : oh, so a game is only as fun as it’s visuals?

That must be why I don’t get bored of most modern games in 5 minutes…. Wait.. that’s a lie.

@HotGoomba : great! I had loads of fun ps2 games. Nowadays most modern games aren’t fun at all.