Now, thanks to articles like this, will sell loads of copies, if only to YouTubers desperate to look “meta”, or cool, or whatever the word is nowadays for desperately trying to be funny by playing something crap ironically to get 6 years olds laughing.
1. Smaller roster 2. Bring back single player mode from the n64 era (not that god awful thing on the wii). 3. make proper 3d gameplay (not 3d gfx on a 2d plane)
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Re: Nintendo Might Finally Be Racing Ahead With Mario Kart 8 Deluxe's Wave 2 DLC
Direct! Confirmed!
Re: Nintendo Files Trademark Application For 'NSW'
New Switch
Obviously
Re: Nintendo Appears To Be Stockpiling Raw Materials, Doubles Its 2019 Spending On Supplies
Switch HD 3D XL
Re: Random: Nintendo Shareholder Apparently Asked For A New F-Zero At General Meeting
I’d rather 1080…
Re: Poll: What Are You Hoping To See In The Nintendo Direct Mini?
Im hoping to see the date of the nintendo direct which is obviously gonna be a bit big..
1. New console - spring 2023
2. New Mario - spring 2023
3. New mario movie - spring 2023
4. New zelda - spring 2023
Re: Rumour: Down Time For 'My Nintendo Store' Could Point To A Direct Next Week
@Giancarlothomaz : at this point, it’s surely almost guaranteed surely? Why else would they postpone Mario movie and Zelda to the same date?
New Mario to be announced.
My uncle doesn’t work for Nintendo.
Re: Review: Pokémon Snap - Photo Fun That's Over Too Soon
Oh.. just noticed posts were from 2016.. lol
Re: Review: Pokémon Snap - Photo Fun That's Over Too Soon
I’m confused, why are people demanding a sequel?
There is a switch game?
Re: Rumour: Down Time For 'My Nintendo Store' Could Point To A Direct Next Week
@nocdaes : I think the Zelda delay is to coincide with new hardware, and new Mario.
The same reason that the Mario movie was delayed to same time too.
Re: Rumour: Down Time For 'My Nintendo Store' Could Point To A Direct Next Week
But my money is on a new Mario game announcement, to be released alongside movie, with a new console, and the new Zelda.
Re: Rumour: Down Time For 'My Nintendo Store' Could Point To A Direct Next Week
Stability
.. lots of stability
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Sonic Origins
Awesome, I’ll get it when it either arrives on game pass or epic store give away.
Re: Video: We Make Some Wild Not-E3 Nintendo Direct Predictions
Zelda, spring.
Mario movie, spring.
So obviously new console and new Mario spring too… called it
Re: Hell Pie Is A "Bad Taste" 3D Platformer That Revels In The Obscene
Graphics look a bit low res and blocky in places.
Re: Nintendo Expands Its Switch Online SNES Service With Three More SP Titles
@Lizuka yip.. Or put them in a folder...
Re: Nintendo Switch System Update 14.1.2 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
Removed
Re: Somehow, 'Prison Life Simulator 2022: World FIGHT Battle GTA ULTIMATE' Is An Actual Game On Switch
Wouldn’t have sold any copies.
Now, thanks to articles like this, will sell loads of copies, if only to YouTubers desperate to look “meta”, or cool, or whatever the word is nowadays for desperately trying to be funny by playing something crap ironically to get 6 years olds laughing.
Re: Review: Mario Strikers: Battle League - Simply The Best Sports Game On Switch
Sorry Ninty!
No proper single player campaign/story mode = no buy for me.
This is also my problem with mario kart/smash bros (both of which i consider sports games btw)
Re: Talking Point: Video Game Music Is More Popular Than Ever, So Why Is Nintendo So Behind?
If I made game music, why should some random YouTuber profit off my work by doing next to f all?
Re: Review: PAC-MAN MUSEUM+ - A Gaming Legend's Best Collection Yet
“Curse of unity”, but harsh. There’s no reason for the engine to be of blame. Unity is fine, and really easy to optimize for Switch.
This isn’t the tools fault, it’s the developers doing a half assed job. Curse of blaming the tool, not the dev.
Re: Review: Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga - A Triumphant Return To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
For me, the only time I play lego games is in Co-op with kids.
But not sure this will play well in co-op at all, looking at the camera angles? Does it even have co-op?
Re: Random: Sonic Fans Are Going Crazy About A Mystery Character With Pink Hair
Amy turned into human form for sonic to bone as a reward in the game.
Re: Metroid Prime 4 Dev Retro Studios Updates Its Twitter Profile With A New Banner
@Freek : this is Nintendo, any hd remake of the original trilogy would be half assed. Doubtful they’d even upres textures.
Re: Kingdom Hearts Cloud Collection Arrives On Switch In February, Pricing Revealed
Genuine lol at price.
Especially considering the demo I just played to see what the cloud version looked like.. ooof! That’s bad
Re: Dying Light 2 Release Delayed Again On Switch, New Date "Within 6 Months"
New console announced in next 6 months. It’ll be a proper port to that, and not cloud version.
That’s my bet
Re: Mario Kart 9 Is "In Active Development" And Comes With A "New Twist", Analyst Claims
@stevenw45 : I would love to see Peach’s cup.
Re: Mario Kart 9 Is "In Active Development" And Comes With A "New Twist", Analyst Claims
You don’t have to be an analyst to know that it’d be VERY unlikely Nintendo ISNT working on a new Mario kart.
But I wish they’d give me a story mode, or a reason to complete races, other than seeing a cutscene with a cup.
Oh and bring back proper battle modes.
Re: Poll: So, Do You Think Zelda: Breath Of The Wild 2 Will Actually Release In 2022?
my uncle works for Nintendo, and he tells me.
We will get a new Mario game announced soon, it’ll launch alongside Mario movie at Xmas.
Zelda will release in spring 2023, it’ll be a joint release on switch and nintendos next console, which will release at the same time.
Re: Best Of 2021: 14 Wii Games That Deserve Switch Ports
Not bothered about Galaxy 2.. UNLESS it's a full on HD remake.
And even then, I'd rather Galaxy 1 as a HD remake first.
Re: Introducing Sonic Frontiers, Arriving On Nintendo Switch Holiday 2022
Wasn’t there a fan made video a few years back which looked exactly like how this trailer starts?
Re: A New Smash Bros. Would Need A Smaller Roster, Admits Sakurai
IDEAS:
1. Smaller roster
2. Bring back single player mode from the n64 era (not that god awful thing on the wii).
3. make proper 3d gameplay (not 3d gfx on a 2d plane)
Re: Talking Point: Should The Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pack Library Expand Faster?
This is why I laughed at people who paid extra, and THEN bought the controller too!
Come on! It's Nintendo! If we have more than 10 more games by this time next year, I'd be VERY VERY VERY surprised.
I expect a new switch before that happens.
Re: Mini Review: Beyond A Steel Sky - A Nostalgic Return To Adventure Gaming's Golden Age
Really weird review. Reads like this is a remake, rather than a sequel (which it is). Maybe reviewer didn’t know?
Re: Kirby And The Forgotten Land Has Been Rated For Nintendo Switch
Damn! I was hoping for an A+, or at the very least a R rating.
Re: Metroid Dread Version 1.0.3 Is Now Available, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
Can we get a patch for easy mode, so I can stand a chance of beating the final boss? I’ve pretty much given up trying to beat him now.
Re: Doug Bowser Comments On The Battle Against Joy-Con Drift, Says Nintendo Are Making "Continuous Improvements"
My joycons are so bad now, it rendered Metroid near unplayable as she’d start running in opposite directions for no reason in the middle of battle.
Re: Digital Foundry Gives Its Verdict On Diablo II: Resurrected On Switch
A 22 year old game works on switch? Wow!
Re: Random: This Girl's Mother Makes The Absolute Best Metroid Halloween Cosplay
@Silly_G : Dude! It’s a child!
Re: Random: This Girl's Mother Makes The Absolute Best Metroid Halloween Cosplay
How long before Nintendo send a cease and desist?
Re: Rumour: Switch Online Datamine Uncovers Plans For "At Least" 38 N64 Games And 52 Sega Genesis Titles
Anyone who expects all them within 2 years.. at least..
Re: Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy Gets Confirmed Release Date, First Trailer And Screenshots
Does it have hd hot coffee?
Re: Poll: What Do You Think Of The Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pack Price?
How many Nintendo games do you people actually play online right now?
Me? I can count them all on zero fingers
Re: PSA: Don't Worry, You Can Order The Switch OLED Dock's Rear Cover
@RupeeClock : you think $60 for a dock is good value?
Re: Rockstar Officially Announces Grand Theft Auto Trilogy For Switch
@Drommajin : I honestly didn’t know that. Yes, that sucks.
But nowadays I half expect patches the size of the game too..
Re: Rockstar Officially Announces Grand Theft Auto Trilogy For Switch
@Drommajin : never played the switch la noir.. how was it not all on cartridge?
Did you get to a certain point then have to download rest of game or something?
Re: Rockstar Officially Announces Grand Theft Auto Trilogy For Switch
@SHULZ021 : why not? Why would 3 great games bundled together with improvements NOT be full price?
That’s a hell of a lot of game…
Re: Rockstar Officially Announces Grand Theft Auto Trilogy For Switch
Why does having it on cart make a differnce?
If it’s for storage, the inevitable patches will likely take up just as much storage space as the game anyhow?
Re: Limited Run Games Almost Released A Physical 'Clock' For Nintendo Switch, Seriously
Bloody hipsters
Re: Round Up: The Metroid Dread Reviews Are In
@WallyWest : thanks tips!
But I don’t think that’s what happened here.. thus my point.
Somehow I suspect most of these reviews were done the same way.
Re: Round Up: The Metroid Dread Reviews Are In
@MichaelP : well of course I’m referring to that, as that’s what I quoted.
If they mean “in the hands of the public”, then Why was their reviewer only able to test on oled?
Doesn’t add up to me