Clammy

It was their best mobile game imho.. but then, I’ve been playing it loads and haven’t spent a penny on it…

.. so probably not very profitable for them

@Classic603 : I just had to look up "simping".

I wonder if it would be "simping" if i said I liked Sylvester
Mccoy, but he had bad luck with the show runner too?

@Classic603 : adult rated fps with extreme violence and nudity

Nope it’s not written by chibnal.

Would love to see a Jody story which was actually written by someone competent

What others seeing that I’m not?

I love Metroid and Metroid prime, but this looks bobbins.

I hated the controls on the original, movement felt “floaty”, even for sonic

Charles’ voice would get very annoying in a full movie..

Maybe they bought bob Hopkins back from the grave to do voice?

Xbox controllers get regular updates.

.. and those things break physically really stupidly easy

Lol! The easiest Zelda ever is about to become even easier.

I’ve been avoiding playing as I just don’t feel right logging in just to break the bad news to her and the kids.

I no longer like my wife, can I have an affair?

Could happen, I guess. It's happened before.

@dimi : "My problem is that Nintendo don't have anything good to announce not the spoilers. Switch is still super popular but there's no announcement to keep me excited. Maybe new Resident Evil Revelations 3 for Switch."

Er, the Nintendo conference isnt until tomorrow?

Or are you complaining that because nothings leaks from it, you think there isnt going to be anything?

Press : "check out all these leaks from the nintendo conference"
Next day : "Well, the nintendo conference was boring, we knew all the information going in"
Then : "Nintendo's E3 was BORING this year."

Bugger off. $20 max

“Days away”, almost 2 weeks.

Wake me up when we are actually days away

@Crono1973 : If that allows you to justify it to yourself.. Then fill your boots.

@KingMike : ah, that old chestnut which makes people feel okay about it. Okay, it’s like not paying the barber for your haircut, no physical object was stolen.

Rolls Royce no longer make classic cars. Doesn’t make it okay for me to steal one

Kid saying “I don’t even like Pokémon cards, now I have loads of them”

Besides, the game is super short already, this will just make it shorter and make you regret the price you played for this easy, by the numbers, bore fest..

$25 to “cheat” in an already awful Zelda?

Makes me want it even less.. I’m now into negative figures.

Sigh, gamers adding to the stereotype of being gamers…. Kinda depressing

But as for game itself..

.. personally I think it does exist, but it’s just the wii version running under emulation.

It’s not very Nintendo to actually redo visuals.

@EmmatheBest : Lol! “Dump”

Mario kart 9.

Biggest feature I want is a story mode, or a reason to keep playing tracks, etc.

@K1N6AC3 “so little first party games”

Compared to which other company? Sony? Microsoft?

Waluigi sucks, he doesn’t even have a proper name, should be something like wuigi

@ImBackBB : I’m sorry, I’m too busy wading thru all these Xbox and Sony exclusives… it’s like ducktails gold vault…

(Ahem)

Rayman sucks, smash needs Plok!

I cant think of a single MS IP that Id want on Nintendo, MS's IPS arent really great.

So I can only assume its the other way around.

Almost feels like NL has a grudge against it.

I might buy it just to spite them

@floridafilter : Who's having a debate? Feels weird to suck up to reviewers so much though. Maybe you're part of the ad revenue too?

@floridafilter : why does this reviewer care? Seems almost like they have a grudge against game..and look, no ads! come on man, THINK!

Or maybe the game is really good? And the professional reviewers have a crux to bare or something?

(Maybe, them not buying ads on game sites, as that normally gets you a good review)

Dunno, as I’ve not played it.

@KonoRobinMaskDa676 : of course they will, Zelda this year

Why didn’t anyone tell me that all stars was being removed this week?

Wait, you can’t buy this game after March 31st? Why didn’t anyone at Nintendo life tell us this?

Who knew there were so many Fox News viewing Nintendo fans?

2.0 end of April? I expect that means switch pro in announced in April.

So all I need to do is make some plastic?

All ready to take advantage of grannies looking to buy a nice game for their grandkids who like animals

“Happy birthday Johnny/Jane!”

The wii shovelware wagon is back

@Kirgo : Have you never read a tabloid news article? They set up things all the time for people to get upset about.

"Daughter finds game save with a rude word in it".. (But fails to mention the person writing article was the one who made said game save)

@MS7000 : well that’s the point isn’t it? Nintendo went you to use discord, etc. if Nintendo hosted the chats properly, the scum press would be all over it like herpes on and adult actor.

“Nintendo let my daughter talk to a 40 year old bearded man who.. etc etc”

(No doubt the article written by the wife of that 40 year old bearded man)

I’ll be using neither control scheme.. as I’m not paying full price for a 10 year old game that I’ve already completed and didn’t think was very good.

@thejuice027 :

Ha! Near exact same thought process.. if splatoon 3 has a decent single player,. Then I’ll buy

I almost bought splatoon 2.. then figured “why bother, I’ll get splatoon 3

At least I’m glad it wasn’t just me who thought skyward sword was “meh”

@Jackpaza0508 : kinda. They were actually sued over the arrow telling you where to go. Sega had a patent on it, which I believe is now expired