@dimi : "My problem is that Nintendo don't have anything good to announce not the spoilers. Switch is still super popular but there's no announcement to keep me excited. Maybe new Resident Evil Revelations 3 for Switch."
Er, the Nintendo conference isnt until tomorrow?
Or are you complaining that because nothings leaks from it, you think there isnt going to be anything?
Press : "check out all these leaks from the nintendo conference" Next day : "Well, the nintendo conference was boring, we knew all the information going in" Then : "Nintendo's E3 was BORING this year."
@KingMike : ah, that old chestnut which makes people feel okay about it. Okay, it’s like not paying the barber for your haircut, no physical object was stolen.
Besides, the game is super short already, this will just make it shorter and make you regret the price you played for this easy, by the numbers, bore fest..
@MS7000 : well that’s the point isn’t it? Nintendo went you to use discord, etc. if Nintendo hosted the chats properly, the scum press would be all over it like herpes on and adult actor.
“Nintendo let my daughter talk to a 40 year old bearded man who.. etc etc”
(No doubt the article written by the wife of that 40 year old bearded man)
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Re: Nintendo Is Shutting Down Dr. Mario World For Mobile
It was their best mobile game imho.. but then, I’ve been playing it loads and haven’t spent a penny on it…
.. so probably not very profitable for them
Re: Doctor Who: The Edge Of Reality Arrives In September Starring Jodie Whittaker And David Tennant
@Classic603 : I just had to look up "simping".
I wonder if it would be "simping" if i said I liked Sylvester
Mccoy, but he had bad luck with the show runner too?
Re: Doctor Who: The Edge Of Reality Arrives In September Starring Jodie Whittaker And David Tennant
@Classic603 : adult rated fps with extreme violence and nudity
Re: Doctor Who: The Edge Of Reality Arrives In September Starring Jodie Whittaker And David Tennant
Nope it’s not written by chibnal.
Would love to see a Jody story which was actually written by someone competent
Re: Talking Point: Can Metroid Dread Be The Franchise's 'Awakening'?
What others seeing that I’m not?
I love Metroid and Metroid prime, but this looks bobbins.
Re: Sonic Colors: Ultimate Trailer Showcases Enhanced Visuals, Rival Rush And More
I hated the controls on the original, movement felt “floaty”, even for sonic
Re: Universal's New Streaming Exclusivity Deal Will Affect Super Mario Movie
Charles’ voice would get very annoying in a full movie..
Re: Universal's New Streaming Exclusivity Deal Will Affect Super Mario Movie
Maybe they bought bob Hopkins back from the grave to do voice?
Re: PSA: Remember To Update Your Joy-Con, As Well As Your Nintendo Switch
Xbox controllers get regular updates.
.. and those things break physically really stupidly easy
Re: Here's How Nintendo Is Improving Zelda: Skyward Sword HD Over The Wii Original
Lol! The easiest Zelda ever is about to become even easier.
Re: There's A New Update Available For Stardew Valley On Nintendo Switch
I’ve been avoiding playing as I just don’t feel right logging in just to break the bad news to her and the kids.
Re: There's A New Update Available For Stardew Valley On Nintendo Switch
I no longer like my wife, can I have an affair?
Re: Talking Point: E3 Leaks Are Inevitable, But Do You Actually Want To Know?
Could happen, I guess. It's happened before.
Re: Talking Point: E3 Leaks Are Inevitable, But Do You Actually Want To Know?
@dimi : "My problem is that Nintendo don't have anything good to announce not the spoilers. Switch is still super popular but there's no announcement to keep me excited. Maybe new Resident Evil Revelations 3 for Switch."
Er, the Nintendo conference isnt until tomorrow?
Or are you complaining that because nothings leaks from it, you think there isnt going to be anything?
Re: Talking Point: E3 Leaks Are Inevitable, But Do You Actually Want To Know?
Press : "check out all these leaks from the nintendo conference"
Next day : "Well, the nintendo conference was boring, we knew all the information going in"
Then : "Nintendo's E3 was BORING this year."
Re: Nintendo Wants To Know If You Would Fork Out $50 For A New WarioWare Game
Bugger off. $20 max
Re: E3's Just Days Away, Yet Nintendo's Being Oddly Quiet About Its Plans
“Days away”, almost 2 weeks.
Wake me up when we are actually days away
Re: Nintendo Wins $2.1 Million In Lawsuit Against ROM Website
@Crono1973 : If that allows you to justify it to yourself.. Then fill your boots.
Re: Nintendo Wins $2.1 Million In Lawsuit Against ROM Website
@KingMike : ah, that old chestnut which makes people feel okay about it. Okay, it’s like not paying the barber for your haircut, no physical object was stolen.
Re: Nintendo Wins $2.1 Million In Lawsuit Against ROM Website
Rolls Royce no longer make classic cars. Doesn’t make it okay for me to steal one
Re: Random: This Kid Tried To Sell His Prized Pokémon Card Collection To Save A Sick Puppy
Kid saying “I don’t even like Pokémon cards, now I have loads of them”
Re: Yes, Link's Improved "Fast Travel" In Skyward Sword HD Really Does Seem To Be Locked Behind An amiibo
Besides, the game is super short already, this will just make it shorter and make you regret the price you played for this easy, by the numbers, bore fest..
Re: Yes, Link's Improved "Fast Travel" In Skyward Sword HD Really Does Seem To Be Locked Behind An amiibo
$25 to “cheat” in an already awful Zelda?
Makes me want it even less.. I’m now into negative figures.
Re: Former Metroid Prime Lead Designer Targeted With Abusive Messages
Sigh, gamers adding to the stereotype of being gamers…. Kinda depressing
But as for game itself..
.. personally I think it does exist, but it’s just the wii version running under emulation.
It’s not very Nintendo to actually redo visuals.
Re: Video: Footage Of Sonic's Long Lost Kart Racing Game Has Resurfaced Online
@EmmatheBest : Lol! “Dump”
Re: Talking Point: Should Nintendo Do More DLC For Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Or Just Release Mario Kart 9 Already?
Mario kart 9.
Biggest feature I want is a story mode, or a reason to keep playing tracks, etc.
Re: Feature: Nintendo Had A Spectacular Year, And May Have Big Plans
@K1N6AC3 “so little first party games”
Compared to which other company? Sony? Microsoft?
Re: Waluigi Is Getting His Very Own PowerA Enhanced Wireless Controller For Switch
Waluigi sucks, he doesn’t even have a proper name, should be something like wuigi
Re: Nintendo Says It's Already "Looking Into" Animations Beyond The Mario Movie
@ImBackBB : I’m sorry, I’m too busy wading thru all these Xbox and Sony exclusives… it’s like ducktails gold vault…
(Ahem)
Re: Nintendo Actually Responded To A Fan Request Asking For Rayman In Smash
Rayman sucks, smash needs Plok!
Re: Rumour: Is Something Going On Between Microsoft And Nintendo?
I cant think of a single MS IP that Id want on Nintendo, MS's IPS arent really great.
So I can only assume its the other way around.
Re: Global Sales Data Suggests Balan Wonderworld Has Massively Flopped
Almost feels like NL has a grudge against it.
I might buy it just to spite them
Re: Balan Wonderworld Is Getting A Suspicious Amount Of 10/10 Metacritic User Reviews
@floridafilter : Who's having a debate? Feels weird to suck up to reviewers so much though. Maybe you're part of the ad revenue too?
Re: Balan Wonderworld Is Getting A Suspicious Amount Of 10/10 Metacritic User Reviews
@floridafilter : why does this reviewer care? Seems almost like they have a grudge against game..and look, no ads! come on man, THINK!
Re: Balan Wonderworld Is Getting A Suspicious Amount Of 10/10 Metacritic User Reviews
Or maybe the game is really good? And the professional reviewers have a crux to bare or something?
(Maybe, them not buying ads on game sites, as that normally gets you a good review)
Dunno, as I’ve not played it.
Re: Nintendo Says Mario Will Continue To "Power-Up" As It Begins To Shut Down His Anniversary Celebrations
@KonoRobinMaskDa676 : of course they will, Zelda this year
Re: UK Charts: Super Mario 3D All-Stars Sees Huge Sales Spike Ahead Of Its Removal From Stores This Week
Why didn’t anyone tell me that all stars was being removed this week?
Re: Feature: Can't Buy Super Mario 64 On Switch Anymore? Psst! The N64 Original Is Better
Wait, you can’t buy this game after March 31st? Why didn’t anyone at Nintendo life tell us this?
Re: CNN Covers The Super Nintendo World Opening
Who knew there were so many Fox News viewing Nintendo fans?
Re: Monster Hunter Rise 2.0 Update Scheduled For The End Of April
2.0 end of April? I expect that means switch pro in announced in April.
Re: This Sealed Super Mario Bros. Could Become The Most Expensive Video Game Collectable Ever
So all I need to do is make some plastic?
Re: Care For A Variety Of Furry Friends In Animal Doctor, Out Today On Switch
All ready to take advantage of grannies looking to buy a nice game for their grandkids who like animals
“Happy birthday Johnny/Jane!”
Re: Care For A Variety Of Furry Friends In Animal Doctor, Out Today On Switch
The wii shovelware wagon is back
Re: Nintendo Switch Online Voice Chat Maintenance Scheduled For Later Today
@Kirgo : Have you never read a tabloid news article? They set up things all the time for people to get upset about.
"Daughter finds game save with a rude word in it".. (But fails to mention the person writing article was the one who made said game save)
Re: Nintendo Switch Online Voice Chat Maintenance Scheduled For Later Today
@MS7000 : well that’s the point isn’t it? Nintendo went you to use discord, etc. if Nintendo hosted the chats properly, the scum press would be all over it like herpes on and adult actor.
“Nintendo let my daughter talk to a 40 year old bearded man who.. etc etc”
(No doubt the article written by the wife of that 40 year old bearded man)
Re: Nintendo Plugs Zelda: Skyward Sword HD With New "Button-Only" Control Scheme
I’ll be using neither control scheme.. as I’m not paying full price for a 10 year old game that I’ve already completed and didn’t think was very good.
Re: Splatoon 2 Version 5.4.0 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
@thejuice027 :
Ha! Near exact same thought process.. if splatoon 3 has a decent single player,. Then I’ll buy
Re: Splatoon 2 Version 5.4.0 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
I almost bought splatoon 2.. then figured “why bother, I’ll get splatoon 3
Re: Feature: We Worked Out The Best Zelda Game Once And For All, Using Maths
At least I’m glad it wasn’t just me who thought skyward sword was “meh”
Re: Sega Denies It Has Anything To Do With Crazy Taxi Clone Taxi Chaos
@Jackpaza0508 : kinda. They were actually sued over the arrow telling you where to go. Sega had a patent on it, which I believe is now expired