...so to all of you who kept saying "not another Game Key Card scam post, doot doot doot!" or "why do you all keep complaining?"
Because critical mass is how you beat them. Not complacency.
Game Key Cards are a straight up scam. Period. The ONLY one we ever purchased was the Bravely Default JP version, and only because it's uncensored. Everything else, we're not doing it.
The game must be on the cartridge, unhindered by the presence - or absence - of a server just to run it. And no, "you have Day 1 patches, doot doot doot!" is not an excuse. You're never required to patch games to play them.
"players have grown more accustomed to games with darker narratives"
The problem with this statement is that unlike Dragon Warrior VII, many games that came out afterwards started rushing towards the "Kingdom Hearts Syndrome" - meaning avoiding death or other negative emotions because of people who can't seem to handle it.
If we don't get the deaths that happened in this game, it's a problem. Hopefully they left that alone.
@the_beaver "It really is surprising that most websites do not care about this game... It's hard to understand."
It's not hard to understand. The game was CENSORED.
All it really has going for it is the battle engine. Everything else is barebones basic compared to everything else in the Trails series, including the garbage that was Reverie.
@daftmagician To be fair: DQ7 got a bad rap. The fiasco that happened with Dragon Warrior IV and Heartbeat only to end up with 7 that nobody asked for left a very bad taste in people's mouths that never left.
Frankly...we think 7 sucks. But that's largely because it was such a complete 180 from the "style" of the Zenithian Trilogy (especially 4). It's actually not a "bad" story, it's just not up to par with the Trilogy. Nowhere close.
@MyMemory There is a fervent push towards making females in video games less "weak" and more dominant. Referred to as "girlboss" - made famous by such games as Forspoken.
It wouldn't surprise to hear that Echoes of Wisdom and Age of Imprisonment were her idea before she took the reigns.
(meaning...the GameBoy version and Dragon Quest Builders exposed the discrepancy in naming over time. Older gamers will fondly remember RHONE - only to be encountered with some "Rendarak" place that previously had no bearing on anything.)
Fun Fact: The host of the podcast wrote an FAQ decades ago for the GameBoy version, where the first question was, "who's this Loto guy and what's he got to do with anything?" because people were confused at the name change away from Erdrick.
This new game looks...dunno, like, too "clean". It's hard to describe. Maybe if it had some sort of grit filter or something. But as-is, it reminds closely of the M.U.L.E. remake (which got pulled from platforms). It just doesn't have that same spirit.
@Joekun A better solution would be for Nintendo to stop mandating large, ugly, red banners across the top and the "Game Key Card Scam" banner across the bottom.
Obviously, they have to disclose the scam before unwrapping; but surely there's an easier answer, like a separate slip-in piece, vs butchering the cover art.
"I personally feel as though Nintendo could have easily hired on a bunch of the contractors as FTE and had better results while still saving money from having to use the agencies."
There certainly does seem to be a steep decline in the desire to do temp-to-hire, which used to be common in the 90s.
Speculation: The companies being pushed to raise wages has caused them to be gunshy to commit beyond temp labor. 30% overhead for benefits, etc.
@ROOCIS That's why they're rushing to chat support, because they can hide the truth about "Bob" and not have the customer hear that obviously non-American accent.
You talk censorship...that game will be absolutely BUTCHERED. Scripts, Jessica, the other new girl they added in 3DS, the female soldiers, etc etc etc.
"Dragon Quest VII didn't have much to censor. But we've got to spend extra time with all of the censoring for especially IV, that game, not sure how it got out of the gate with Mara and Nara, but we'll fix it"
@Kuruwin Fairly certain (but never tested) that when you set up the Switch 2, it should have prompted you to transfer all game data. That includes save data.
Which means (in theory) you should be able to access it through System --> Data Management.
We just confirmed that save data for games that have never been played on Switch 2 appear available on Switch 2 using the step above. You can even tell the Switch 2 to purposely re-download whatever save data you don't see for some reason.
EDIT: Also confirmed, we just downloaded Ys VIII's save data (which wasn't initially transferred because it only existed in the cloud) without an issue.
@BrewsterTea Dynasty Warriors: Origins is excellent but not perfect. Also, anyone who gets triggered off of harems in games should avoid it - because the women will absolutely throw themselves at the MC, AND some of the dudes borderline flirt with him.
@Kuruwin Save Data download is always available - but it's buried in menus. Easier to just rent from GameFly to get access to it if you don't keep games. Certainly the younger generations are not fans of holding onto games (that decades later go 10x on resell value).
@Synecdoche Sure - but you don't need to comprehend the symbols to learn the language. You can learn the entire language just by listening to it and using context clues which every kid was taught in elementary school (or usedta).
The same cannot be said about Japanese. If you can't figure out the symbolism, you have no idea what to do when you go up to Osaka trying to read signs.
@OpheliaDynamight "you're paying for the game, not the medium it's delivered on."
Now obviously you know that's a lie, since buying the game on PC almost always has a 20% discount on launch unless it's a mainstream (i.e. Square Enix) game.
"At The End Of The Day", you don't like fair pricing, you don't mind getting gouged, you just don't care. We'd respect you more if you just outright said that.
@OpheliaDynamight It only confuses you because for years you've been convinced that digital pricing as-is, makes sense. It doesn't and never has.
Physical distribution costs MORE money than digital. Yet the price is the same. Why? Because the price of digital games is inflated artificially, and they're pocketing the rest. Meanwhile brick-and-mortar stores suffer.
The REAL value of "Game Key Card" rather than as a scam, would be to offer it at a significant discount in exchange for 1 day's worth of gameplay; you just can't save progress. But if you're good enough to beat the game without saving and playing for 1 day (which as kids was not hard at all), so be it, $10 is all you paid for the privilege, then you can hand the card to someone else to do the same thing if they can pull it off.
But if you're like the rest of us who are smart and see value in paying $10 to see if a game sucks before forking over more money, you've now just opened up a new avenue for people to get into games that otherwise think $70+ is too steep when you don't know a game sucks yet and can't return it (because it's digital).
@OpheliaDynamight People would think it less of a problem if the price reflected what you're getting.
Full game on cart = full price (because the cart itself costs money, the memory costs money, printing, distribution, etc.)
Digital game only = discounted by $15 (because you didn't have the above)
"Game Key Card Scam" = discounted by $20 (because you don't even have the game and all you're recouping is the physical media costs).
Or even better: You can get the cartridge for $10, lets you play the game for 1 day, no save file capability. You want to save? You want to play longer? Pay the digital game price and it unlocks the full download.
That last suggestion? THAT is how you make money on this otherwise scam.
@Eel "...the rest of the market, the part that doesn’t actually care if their device has dedicated A and B buttons..."
There is no such thing.
A person who games on their phone isn't a gamer. They're a phone holder who plays games. That is NOT the same as gaming on a dedicated gaming device OR gaming PC.
It's fine to be that. But the bottom line is, you need dedicated hardware built around games.
The right answer for the future: either more devices like Switch but 80% docked power and 20% mobile; or disconnected devices where one is basically a small console that plugs into your TV or you can buy a mobile monitor. Both with options for controllers and/or keyboards.
100% touch cannot replace tactic feedback. It never will. And using controllers on phones is clunky at best.
The true gap is with hardware that has dedicated support behind it, doesn't rely on a cell phone plan or internet just to play games, and can use physical controls.
There IS a gap. A significant one.
SEGA's leadership should have long since been back in the market with a convertible "Dreamcast" device that can play their entire catalog of games. Brand name alone would cause #FOMO rush.
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Re: Best Xenoblade Chronicles Games Of All Time
...so basically, you don't care about story, just the battle engine.
Because there's no way you should have 3 above 2 if you care about story. At all.
Re: Anniversary: Monolith Soft Celebrates Xenoblade Chronicles 2 With A Post, But We're Desperate For A Switch 2 Revamp
@Chibi new game ONLY if it's not along the vein of "Tales of Aionios" - otherwise called "Xenoblade Chronicles 3" but isn't really.
If said new game is closer to 2, Future Connected, or Torna, then yes. We'd like that. But if it's going to regress to something like 1, 3 or X...no.
Re: Nintendo Has A Game-Key Card Alternative In The Works With Smaller Switch 2 Carts
...so to all of you who kept saying "not another Game Key Card scam post, doot doot doot!" or "why do you all keep complaining?"
Because critical mass is how you beat them. Not complacency.
Game Key Cards are a straight up scam. Period. The ONLY one we ever purchased was the Bravely Default JP version, and only because it's uncensored. Everything else, we're not doing it.
The game must be on the cartridge, unhindered by the presence - or absence - of a server just to run it. And no, "you have Day 1 patches, doot doot doot!" is not an excuse. You're never required to patch games to play them.
Re: PSA: Switch 2 Launch Title Cyberpunk 2077 Gets A Big eShop Discount In New Sale (US)
@Jeronan "This game doesn't need mods"
So long as they have Judy written to not be a straight female, mods can safely be considered required to "correct" that oversight.
Re: Dragon Quest VII: Reimagined Producer Reckons We're Ready For Its Dark, Sorrowful Story
"players have grown more accustomed to games with darker narratives"
The problem with this statement is that unlike Dragon Warrior VII, many games that came out afterwards started rushing towards the "Kingdom Hearts Syndrome" - meaning avoiding death or other negative emotions because of people who can't seem to handle it.
If we don't get the deaths that happened in this game, it's a problem. Hopefully they left that alone.
Re: Video: SEGA Shares "First Look" At Yakuza Kiwami 3's Combat Gameplay
"This two-in-one release will arrive on 12th February 2025"
Interesting. Now we just need a remake of Back to the Future for Switch 2, so we can travel back in time for that release date.
Re: We're Not Getting A New Game, But 'Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy' Gets A Free Update
...a scene editor, you say? Wonder how uncensored that will be.
Creating a scene in court between Franziska and Phoenix might be...fun. If it's unconstrained
Re: Review: Trails In The Sky 1st Chapter - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition - A Comprehensive Update Of A Classic Series Opener
@FrenchVaniIIuxe 100%, true, yes.
Re: Review: Star Trek: Resurgence (Switch) - '90s Trek Fan? This'll Transport You
...women officers wearing pants and not skirts = literally unplayable
Re: Video: Square Enix Shares 37 Minutes Of Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D Remake 'Seabed' Gameplay
@canaryfarmer There are those who don't care about censorship, those that do, and those that should.
The truth is, everyone SHOULD be against censorship of any kind.
Re: Video: Square Enix Shares 37 Minutes Of Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D Remake 'Seabed' Gameplay
@canaryfarmer Script was rewritten to remove comments considered sexist against Estelle.
Re: Dynasty Warriors: Origins Will Run At A "Fixed" 30fps On Switch 2
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Re: Dynasty Warriors 3: Complete Edition Remastered Is Coming To Switch 2 And Switch In 2026
@hisownsidekick 3 was arguably the best of the series at one point.
HOWEVER...if this doesn't have the English dub...it is absolutely a non-starter.
Re: Video: Square Enix Shares 37 Minutes Of Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D Remake 'Seabed' Gameplay
@the_beaver "It really is surprising that most websites do not care about this game... It's hard to understand."
It's not hard to understand. The game was CENSORED.
All it really has going for it is the battle engine. Everything else is barebones basic compared to everything else in the Trails series, including the garbage that was Reverie.
Re: Video: Square Enix Shares 37 Minutes Of Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D Remake 'Seabed' Gameplay
...their exaggerated screaming makes this literally unwatchable.
Even old Bruce Lee movies didn't do it THIS bad.
Re: Video: Square Enix Showcases 17 Minutes Of Dragon Quest VII: Reimagined Gameplay
@daftmagician To be fair: DQ7 got a bad rap. The fiasco that happened with Dragon Warrior IV and Heartbeat only to end up with 7 that nobody asked for left a very bad taste in people's mouths that never left.
Frankly...we think 7 sucks. But that's largely because it was such a complete 180 from the "style" of the Zenithian Trilogy (especially 4). It's actually not a "bad" story, it's just not up to par with the Trilogy. Nowhere close.
Re: Feature: Who Is Devon Pritchard? - Meet The Next NOA President Stepping Into Bowser's Boots
@MyMemory There is a fervent push towards making females in video games less "weak" and more dominant. Referred to as "girlboss" - made famous by such games as Forspoken.
It wouldn't surprise to hear that Echoes of Wisdom and Age of Imprisonment were her idea before she took the reigns.
Re: Feature: Who Is Devon Pritchard? - Meet The Next NOA President Stepping Into Bowser's Boots
@outsider83 Reggie "got" the Internet.
Most CEOs do not.
Re: Dragon Quest I & II HD Remake's Brand New Underwater Region Is Beautiful
@nessisonett You raise a good question.
Did they SET RIGHT what once went wrong?
(meaning...the GameBoy version and Dragon Quest Builders exposed the discrepancy in naming over time. Older gamers will fondly remember RHONE - only to be encountered with some "Rendarak" place that previously had no bearing on anything.)
Fun Fact: The host of the podcast wrote an FAQ decades ago for the GameBoy version, where the first question was, "who's this Loto guy and what's he got to do with anything?" because people were confused at the name change away from Erdrick.
Re: Feature: Who Is Devon Pritchard? - Meet The Next NOA President Stepping Into Bowser's Boots
@MyMemory We're here before the possible modification of Peach, turning her into a "girlboss".
Re: No Switch 2 "Upgrade Path" For Dragon Quest VII: Reimagined Planned
@Misima Of course it does.
Business = money.
Doing it this way...the only logical answer is to maximize profits.
Re: Square Enix Shares Close-Ups Of Stunning Chrono Trigger Character Artwork
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Re: Feature: Ghosts 'n Goblins Hit Arcades 40 Years Ago, And Its Recent Resurrection Is The Perfect Way To Celebrate
@Freek Vaguely, yes.
This new game looks...dunno, like, too "clean". It's hard to describe. Maybe if it had some sort of grit filter or something. But as-is, it reminds closely of the M.U.L.E. remake (which got pulled from platforms). It just doesn't have that same spirit.
Re: Trails In The Sky 1st Chapter Switch 2 Edition 'Upgrade Pack' Confirmed
@Joekun A better solution would be for Nintendo to stop mandating large, ugly, red banners across the top and the "Game Key Card Scam" banner across the bottom.
Obviously, they have to disclose the scam before unwrapping; but surely there's an easier answer, like a separate slip-in piece, vs butchering the cover art.
Re: Nintendo Of America Reportedly Cuts Loose Customer Service Contractors As It Looks To Outsource
"I personally feel as though Nintendo could have easily hired on a bunch of the contractors as FTE and had better results while still saving money from having to use the agencies."
There certainly does seem to be a steep decline in the desire to do temp-to-hire, which used to be common in the 90s.
Speculation: The companies being pushed to raise wages has caused them to be gunshy to commit beyond temp labor. 30% overhead for benefits, etc.
Re: Nintendo Of America Reportedly Cuts Loose Customer Service Contractors As It Looks To Outsource
@ROOCIS That's why they're rushing to chat support, because they can hide the truth about "Bob" and not have the customer hear that obviously non-American accent.
Re: Why Remake 'Dragon Quest VII' Before The Zenithian Trilogy? Yuji Horii Comments
@Kingy ...you're getting triggered for no reason.
Your message is a different path than ours. That's not disagreement. It's alternate feedback and should be taken only as such.
Read it again, carefully and calmly.
Re: Why Remake 'Dragon Quest VII' Before The Zenithian Trilogy? Yuji Horii Comments
@Kingy you said "don't see any way to improve".
We're saying not to DEMAKE (i.e. RUIN) it.
We're saying different things.
Adding the girl from the 3DS version? That's an improvement.
Adding the Jessica alternate ending? That's an improvement.
We're fine with improvements such as no random battles, etc.
We're NOT fine with DEMAKE (i.e. censoring uniforms, censoring flirting, etc.).
That's all
Re: Why Remake 'Dragon Quest VII' Before The Zenithian Trilogy? Yuji Horii Comments
@Kingy VIII must NOT receive a "demake".
You talk censorship...that game will be absolutely BUTCHERED. Scripts, Jessica, the other new girl they added in 3DS, the female soldiers, etc etc etc.
Re: Why Remake 'Dragon Quest VII' Before The Zenithian Trilogy? Yuji Horii Comments
The real answer:
"Dragon Quest VII didn't have much to censor. But we've got to spend extra time with all of the censoring for especially IV, that game, not sure how it got out of the gate with Mara and Nara, but we'll fix it"
Re: Hyrule Warriors: Age Of Imprisonment Gets New Trailer Revealing Some Save Data Surprises
@Kuruwin Fairly certain (but never tested) that when you set up the Switch 2, it should have prompted you to transfer all game data. That includes save data.
Which means (in theory) you should be able to access it through System --> Data Management.
We just confirmed that save data for games that have never been played on Switch 2 appear available on Switch 2 using the step above. You can even tell the Switch 2 to purposely re-download whatever save data you don't see for some reason.
EDIT: Also confirmed, we just downloaded Ys VIII's save data (which wasn't initially transferred because it only existed in the cloud) without an issue.
Re: Trails In The Sky 1st Chapter Switch 2 Edition 'Upgrade Pack' Confirmed
@Joekun You're not wrong.
HOWEVER...consider that the Switch 2 physical cases are terribly ugly compared to the Switch 1 version.
Just something to think about.
Re: Opinion: I Hope Trails In The Sky 1st Chapter Doesn't Make A 'Big' Remake Mistake
"Please don’t rein Estelle in too much. Keep things light and funny, and balance the serious with the sentimental perfectly."
And of course, they did the EXACT opposite of this request.
Re: Hyrule Warriors: Age Of Imprisonment Gets New Trailer Revealing Some Save Data Surprises
@BrewsterTea
Dynasty Warriors: Origins is excellent but not perfect. Also, anyone who gets triggered off of harems in games should avoid it - because the women will absolutely throw themselves at the MC, AND some of the dudes borderline flirt with him.
@Kuruwin
Save Data download is always available - but it's buried in menus. Easier to just rent from GameFly to get access to it if you don't keep games. Certainly the younger generations are not fans of holding onto games (that decades later go 10x on resell value).
Re: Random: 'Days Of Our Lives' Character Gets Lucky By Name-Dropping Xenoblade
...hmm.
It's certainly been a while. But not recalling it being so campy. Seem to remember the actors coming across more natural than that.
Are we...misremembering?
Re: Trails In The Sky 1st Chapter Contains Teaser For The Sequel
0:08 - skirt CENSORED (spats) as expected.
Re: Hyrule Warriors: Age Of Imprisonment 'Treasure Box' Set Revealed For Japan
...that case is NOT a "Game Key Card Scam".
If true: that's worth applause at least.
Re: Opinion: 10 Years Old Today, Undertale Has Been A Constant Source Of Fun & Learning Between Me & My Kids
@Spider-Kev There's nothing wrong with that line. It means the same as "on this day, 10 years ago" just not written in prose.
Go listen to "Have You Seen Her" by the Chi-Lites. First verse.
Re: Newcomers Can Break Final Fantasy VII Remake With New Difficulty Settings
...meh. Accessibility is never a bad thing.
HOWEVER...Square Enix botched this one.
They should have pulled a Vectorman (IYKYK).
Re: Feature: 'Atelier Resleriana: The Red Alchemist & The White Guardian' Devs On The Series' Evolution, AI & De-Stressing With DK
@Synecdoche Sure - but you don't need to comprehend the symbols to learn the language. You can learn the entire language just by listening to it and using context clues which every kid was taught in elementary school (or usedta).
The same cannot be said about Japanese. If you can't figure out the symbolism, you have no idea what to do when you go up to Osaka trying to read signs.
Re: Video: Trails In The Sky 1st Chapter DLC Overview Trailer Released
Censored. Censored. Censored.
Re: Square Enix Details Octopath Traveler 0's Switch 2 Performance And Resolution
@OpheliaDynamight "you're paying for the game, not the medium it's delivered on."
Now obviously you know that's a lie, since buying the game on PC almost always has a 20% discount on launch unless it's a mainstream (i.e. Square Enix) game.
"At The End Of The Day", you don't like fair pricing, you don't mind getting gouged, you just don't care. We'd respect you more if you just outright said that.
Re: 66 Switch 1 & 2 Games You Should Check Out In The eShop 'Blockbuster Sale' (North America)
Nirvana Initiative is straight garbage, and Catherine: Full Body is censored.
Re: Square Enix Details Octopath Traveler 0's Switch 2 Performance And Resolution
@OpheliaDynamight It only confuses you because for years you've been convinced that digital pricing as-is, makes sense. It doesn't and never has.
Physical distribution costs MORE money than digital. Yet the price is the same. Why? Because the price of digital games is inflated artificially, and they're pocketing the rest. Meanwhile brick-and-mortar stores suffer.
The REAL value of "Game Key Card" rather than as a scam, would be to offer it at a significant discount in exchange for 1 day's worth of gameplay; you just can't save progress. But if you're good enough to beat the game without saving and playing for 1 day (which as kids was not hard at all), so be it, $10 is all you paid for the privilege, then you can hand the card to someone else to do the same thing if they can pull it off.
But if you're like the rest of us who are smart and see value in paying $10 to see if a game sucks before forking over more money, you've now just opened up a new avenue for people to get into games that otherwise think $70+ is too steep when you don't know a game sucks yet and can't return it (because it's digital).
Get it? It's not hard.
Re: Square Enix Details Octopath Traveler 0's Switch 2 Performance And Resolution
@OpheliaDynamight People would think it less of a problem if the price reflected what you're getting.
Full game on cart = full price (because the cart itself costs money, the memory costs money, printing, distribution, etc.)
Digital game only = discounted by $15 (because you didn't have the above)
"Game Key Card Scam" = discounted by $20 (because you don't even have the game and all you're recouping is the physical media costs).
Or even better: You can get the cartridge for $10, lets you play the game for 1 day, no save file capability. You want to save? You want to play longer? Pay the digital game price and it unlocks the full download.
That last suggestion? THAT is how you make money on this otherwise scam.
Re: Video: First 'Lego Game Boy' Review Gives Us Our Best Look Yet
For $60 they could have made a playable.
As-is - completely not worth the asking price.
Re: Rumour: Sony Is Gunning For The Switch 2 With A Handheld, Dockable PS6
@Eel "...the rest of the market, the part that doesn’t actually care if their device has dedicated A and B buttons..."
There is no such thing.
A person who games on their phone isn't a gamer. They're a phone holder who plays games. That is NOT the same as gaming on a dedicated gaming device OR gaming PC.
It's fine to be that. But the bottom line is, you need dedicated hardware built around games.
The right answer for the future: either more devices like Switch but 80% docked power and 20% mobile; or disconnected devices where one is basically a small console that plugs into your TV or you can buy a mobile monitor. Both with options for controllers and/or keyboards.
100% touch cannot replace tactic feedback. It never will. And using controllers on phones is clunky at best.
Re: Rumour: Sony Is Gunning For The Switch 2 With A Handheld, Dockable PS6
@Eel "that gap is currently filled ..."
No. No it's not.
The true gap is with hardware that has dedicated support behind it, doesn't rely on a cell phone plan or internet just to play games, and can use physical controls.
There IS a gap. A significant one.
SEGA's leadership should have long since been back in the market with a convertible "Dreamcast" device that can play their entire catalog of games. Brand name alone would cause #FOMO rush.
Re: Rumour: Sony Is Gunning For The Switch 2 With A Handheld, Dockable PS6
SEGA leaving money on the table.