Overall, a very nothing statement, but I’m assuming they can’t confirm one way or the other due to NDA. Either way, this story’s done and dusted. Apart from the truth that VAs deserve better treatment in general, I think it’s time to leave it behind
Again, way too hard to pick. But, one absolute banger is “Tree of Life - Roots” from Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon. It ties into the leitmotif of the Tree of Life from the game itself and carries an epic tone that’s very fitting for the final dungeon of the main story.
Mega Man 12 would be awesome, but I’d like Mega Man X9 as well. Also, they’ve proven to have a competent PlayStation emulator. They should give us a Legends collection including Misadventures of Tron Bonne.
If there’s one thing these annual FIFA Switch reanimations do correctly, it’s giving us a humorous review from Nintendolife. Fun read. Certainly far more fun than this game ever would be.
There is still nothing in this world that will convince me this movie is going to be good, and if this trailer blows, I will be there to flavor my popcorn with the Internet’s salt!
It only took 7 seconds of the video for me to declare this as the land of 10,000 nopes. I won’t act like the person making this isn’t talented because they clearly are, but this is all sorts of messed up.
I vaguely knew about Metroid growing up, but my first experience with it was sometime in the early 2000’s. My cousin visited and brought his GameCube with him, and along with it, a copy of Metroid Prime. I was initially confused and not very interested as I didn’t have much interest in first-person shooters at the time. Then I tried it. I’m not sure what about it got me, but I was very intrigued. After that, I emulated the first Metroid game through a Palm Pilot (I still don’t know how I managed to play through it on a device absolutely not designed for video gaming, but I did). It was around that time that Metroid: Zero Mission was coming out, and I had some money saved up, so I decided to buy it. And I played it (and the unlockable Metroid NES onboard) to death; so much that I could 100% it without a guide. After that, the rest is history. I made my way through all the games I had missed, through the new games (except Other M…someday, though), and have been a big fan since!
@olliemar28 This doesn’t confirm anything. That’s just the pose Eelektross
assumes when it’s being played with, like in Pokémon Amie or Pokémon Refresh. The animation is even the same.
Also yes, I am fun at parties. It’s just a shame I never go to them.
THIS! This article perfectly encapsulates how I feel about all three of these.
Mega Evolution: great for a design and lore perspective, absolutely horrible from a gameplay and balance perspective. Also, Mega Rayquaza is just so insanely busted. It and the Primals absolutely ran the meta for both ORAS and SuMo’s restricted format, which isn’t fun to watch.
Z-Moves: middle of the road of coolness between Dynamax and Megas. Much more balanced than Megas and not exclusive to only a few Pokémon, and the unpredictability factor made matches fun to watch, but playing with them made things too unpredictable, even for Pokémon
Dynamax: conceptually boring, but the fact that you couldn’t rely on them for most of the main game and the balancing employed has made it the best addition of the three from a battling standpoint.
I think the Chris Pratt hate is overblown. So what if he’s in a lot of movies? If he does a good job, that’s all that’s important. Chris Pratt, in my opinion, is the least of my concerns with this movie. Call me when Illumination proves they can actually make a good movie and then I’ll get excited.
Uh…this seems pointless. I can go to eBay right now and buy a physical copy of Glover for around $20. Sure, it may not be CiB, but the point is that Glover is by no means hard to find.
@Serpenterror I made that comment a while back before today’s announcement. It doesn’t bother me too much. Idolizing people only leads to disappointment, so I just never bother. I’m also very much a “Nothing is black and white” kind of guy. I disagree with his decision to launch an NFT line, but people are too multi-faceted to put solely in a good camp or bad camp, so I just let them lead their lives and I try to lead my best one.
This ship has long sailed. Not to knock Fall Guys. I think it’s a fun game still. But they missed their prime time to get it out on Switch and it’s probably going to cost them.
Just based on what I’ve played of the demo, it isn’t bad. Just very familiar, to the point of feeling uninspiring. A big part of the original Wii Sports was the novelty of using a brand new control method, but that novelty has since worn out. With that, the only real draw is nostalgia, which can’t quite carry it, in my mind.
I believe that there’s plenty of fun to be had with Switch Sports, but with it being so derivative of Wii Sports, I’m not rushing to purchase it.
@Wexter A car takedown was apparently executed. In my opinion, it sounds like there is more to the story than the news has reported, so it seems too early to fully judge who was in the right or wrong.
The kit includes the consolizer kit (uses your motherboard), a GBA controller kit (uses the rest of the GBA parts minus the screen to turn the GBA shell into a controller) and the case for the consolized motherboard.
It requires you taking apart a GBA down to just the motherboard. In a perfect world, you would need to desolder the speaker, but you can just cut it out (but understand that if you ever wanted to revert the mod, you’d need to reinstall a speaker if you did cut it out). After that, you simply slide an included ribbon cable into your system and onto the included board in the kit, which you then place into the shell and close it up. Definitely looks to be a relatively simplistic mod; probably a 3/10 on difficulty. You simply need to know how to disassemble the device without breaking anything. The image quality in the video looks decent, but it is a bit fuzzy, especially compared to high-end consolizer kits like Woozle’s. More crisp than the Gameboy Player, but still fuzzy. And a pretty big downside, in my opinion: the aspect ratio doesn’t match the GBA’s. It’s either 4:3 or 16:9, never the native 3:2. This will cause games to look squashed or stretched. But it IS cheaper than Woozle’s kit, coming in at $135 for a single kit, or $200 pre-assembled (with a discount for buying multiple kits at time of backing). It can pair with Switch Pro, Xbox One, and PS4 controllers via Bluetooth, or it uses a SNES controller port for the repurposed GBA shell or an actual SNES Controller.
So ultimately, the trade-off is picture quality and aspect ratio in exchange for a way to play GBA games on a TV with original hardware for a lower price than most other options.
As for my opinion: it’s a sleek idea for a mod, and making one that’s more accessible in price and assembly is very nice, but the aspect ratio and fuzzy picture kill it for me. It almost feels like the devs of this mod didn’t want to go the extra mile here and settled on “good enough”. I hope this works out for everyone involved (devs and backers), but this is a pass from me.
@duffmmann Of course. It’s all the more important in this case to wait and see what they bring rather than immediately dismiss it. And honestly, the source of the script isn’t too important as Nintendo is heavily involved here. They won’t let Illumination so much as adjust a hair of Mario’s mustache without their say-so, I imagine.
My main problems with Illumination are that they excel at making kids movies instead of family movies, and they put a large focus on profit margins and marketing rather than artistic vision for a film. They appeal to kids with low-hanging fruit (fart jokes, butt jokes, fast-moving action and editing, pop song-laden soundtracks), with occasional jokes for older crowds that kids can still understand and laugh at, with the reaction from older crowds being a mild chuckle, on average. Hence, they appeal to kids, but not families.
My biggest problem with them, though, is their movie-making philosophy. Chris Meledandri, founder and CEO of Illumination, made it the companies goal to keep every movie they produce below a $100 million budget and to always produce a profit (so far, they’ve succeeded, even 12 years after the fact, meaning they’re technically spending less money on their films now than previously due to inflation). To me, their movies feel sterile, corporate, and manufactured for maximum profitability. Thinking back on any Illumination movie release, the thing that stands out most to me is the amount of advertising. I’d see the movie friggin’ everywhere! Food product tie-ins, car commercials, Internet ads, merchandise, soundtracks; it got to the point that it felt like everyone and their dog knew about the movie. To me, that feels manipulative. The impression I get is that they pour millions of dollars into marketing, making sure everyone knows the movie, making sure it looks as appealing as possible, and making sure that their target demographic (kids and “families”) want to line up and see it, leaving their animation team a comparatively shoestring budget to actually produce the film. At that point, they don’t need to care if the movie is good or not. Once they’ve got your box office sale, they’ve won. And yes, it can be argued that every media production company wants your money, so why nitpick here? To that I agree, but audiences can also tell when a product is passionately crafted. In a good product, you can feel the souls of the dozens or hundreds of people who came together to deliver that experience, and it makes a huge difference. I’ve never felt that from any Illumination movie.
I know there are people who enjoy Illumination movies just fine, and far be it from me to tell people what to like and dislike. I greatly respect people who still have their own opinions and don’t listen to the loudest voice in the room. I’m just passionate about animation. Animation deserves so much better than what Hollywood typically relegates it to, and Illumination, to me, is more than happy to fill that Hollywood mold because that’s where the money lies. Anyways, this comment has gone on for too long. Kudos to anyone who actually read it.
Delay or no, I still don’t expect anything good out of this film. Illumination’s movies are extremely mid. Also, bless Miyamoto’s heart, I don’t think he has what it takes to make a good movie. His game design skills are second to none and he has all of my respect, but his storytelling is iffy, at best.
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Re: Nintendo's YouTube Channel Gets Renamed, Loses Verification Tick
Removed
Re: Round Up: The Previews Are In For Pokémon Scarlet & Violet
@Anti-Matter Sounds like you need to play Pokémon Masters then because that’s exactly what you just described.
Re: Bayonetta 3 Dev PlatinumGames Responds To Voice Actor Dispute In Official Statement
Overall, a very nothing statement, but I’m assuming they can’t confirm one way or the other due to NDA. Either way, this story’s done and dusted. Apart from the truth that VAs deserve better treatment in general, I think it’s time to leave it behind
Re: The Super Mario Bros. Movie Gets 'PG' Rating
So it’s basically a G, but they asked the MPAA for a PG to be more marketable?
Man, I remember when PG actually meant something. Go watch Secret of Nimh or something. That’s what G used to look like.
Re: A New Bayonetta 3 Report Features A Differing Account Of PlatinumGames VA Pay Offer
And this is why I don’t get into politics. You never know who to believe.
Re: Talking Point: What's Your Favourite Music Track From A Nintendo Game?
Again, way too hard to pick. But, one absolute banger is “Tree of Life - Roots” from Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon. It ties into the leitmotif of the Tree of Life from the game itself and carries an epic tone that’s very fitting for the final dungeon of the main story.
Re: Capcom Begins Mega Man's 35th Anniversary Celebrations With Logo Reveal
Mega Man 12 would be awesome, but I’d like Mega Man X9 as well. Also, they’ve proven to have a competent PlayStation emulator. They should give us a Legends collection including Misadventures of Tron Bonne.
Re: Nintendo Switch System Update 15.0.0 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
Umm…was this really worth upgrading all the way to 15.0.0?
Re: Rumour: Activision Might Be Teasing A New Crash Bandicoot Game Reveal
Finally? The last game came out two years ago.
All the same, I’m all for another one after Crash 4 was fantastic.
Re: Random: Valve's Latest Steam Deck Trailer Briefly Shows A Switch Emulator
The video is now private. Sounds like Nintendo sent them a swift cease-and-desist.
Re: Random: Valve's Latest Steam Deck Trailer Briefly Shows A Switch Emulator
Valve: releases trailer
Nintendo: So you have chosen death…
Re: Review: FIFA 23 - The Final Whistle Blows On A Legacy Of Disappointment
If there’s one thing these annual FIFA Switch reanimations do correctly, it’s giving us a humorous review from Nintendolife. Fun read. Certainly far more fun than this game ever would be.
Re: More Super Mario Movie Jakks Pacific Toy Listings Surface On Amazon
And the merchandising onslaught begins. Yogurt would be proud.
Re: Nintendo Survey Asks Fans What Pokémon Games & Spin-Offs They Want
I’m always down for a new Mystery Dungeon game, but I love the direction the main series is taking with more open-ended styles of gameplay.
The GOAT spin-off comeback, though: Pokémon Pinball!
Re: Illumination's Super Mario Animated Movie Has An Official Release Date
There is still nothing in this world that will convince me this movie is going to be good, and if this trailer blows, I will be there to flavor my popcorn with the Internet’s salt!
Re: Switch Online Versions Of Pokémon Stadium 1 & 2 Won't Support Transfers
Anyone who expected this was only fooling themselves.
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Noah Voice Actor Thanks Fans For "Outpouring Of Love"
He deserves it! His work with this game is fantastic. Especially those scenes in Chapters 5 and 6. Straight chills.
Re: Illumination Website Updates Super Mario Movie Release Date To Holiday 2023
Bake it as long as they may, I still think this movie’s gonna blow.
Re: Random: Ever Wanted To Know What It's Like To Peel A Pokémon And Eat It?
It only took 7 seconds of the video for me to declare this as the land of 10,000 nopes. I won’t act like the person making this isn’t talented because they clearly are, but this is all sorts of messed up.
Re: Talking Point: How Were You Introduced To Metroid?
I vaguely knew about Metroid growing up, but my first experience with it was sometime in the early 2000’s. My cousin visited and brought his GameCube with him, and along with it, a copy of Metroid Prime. I was initially confused and not very interested as I didn’t have much interest in first-person shooters at the time. Then I tried it. I’m not sure what about it got me, but I was very intrigued. After that, I emulated the first Metroid game through a Palm Pilot (I still don’t know how I managed to play through it on a device absolutely not designed for video gaming, but I did). It was around that time that Metroid: Zero Mission was coming out, and I had some money saved up, so I decided to buy it. And I played it (and the unlockable Metroid NES onboard) to death; so much that I could 100% it without a guide. After that, the rest is history. I made my way through all the games I had missed, through the new games (except Other M…someday, though), and have been a big fan since!
Re: Random: Splatoon 3's Big Man Has Some Big Fans Online
For good reason. Big Man is Best Man!
Re: Toby Fox Composed Pokémon Scarlet And Violet's Terastal Raid Battle Music
Hearing more news of Toby Fox composing official Pokémon music fills you with determination!
Re: Random: Yes, Someone Really Had A Waluigi Bachelorette Party, And It's Amazing
Cult Waluigi should’ve been named “Walu-ouija”. It was RIGHT THERE!
Re: Talking Point: What Does Your Favourite Pokémon Say About You?
I’m not entirely sure how this one came to be my favorite, but I still unabashedly love it. It’s equal parts derpy, cute, and cool:
Ampharos
Re: Random: Pokémon Fans Are Excited For This Very Small, Specific Change
@olliemar28 This doesn’t confirm anything. That’s just the pose Eelektross
assumes when it’s being played with, like in Pokémon Amie or Pokémon Refresh. The animation is even the same.
Also yes, I am fun at parties. It’s just a shame I never go to them.
Re: Feature: Dynamax Ain’t That Bad - Pokemon’s Recent Battle Mechanics Ranked
THIS! This article perfectly encapsulates how I feel about all three of these.
Mega Evolution: great for a design and lore perspective, absolutely horrible from a gameplay and balance perspective. Also, Mega Rayquaza is just so insanely busted. It and the Primals absolutely ran the meta for both ORAS and SuMo’s restricted format, which isn’t fun to watch.
Z-Moves: middle of the road of coolness between Dynamax and Megas. Much more balanced than Megas and not exclusive to only a few Pokémon, and the unpredictability factor made matches fun to watch, but playing with them made things too unpredictable, even for Pokémon
Dynamax: conceptually boring, but the fact that you couldn’t rely on them for most of the main game and the balancing employed has made it the best addition of the three from a battling standpoint.
Re: Hands On: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Is A Heck Of An Emotional Ride So Far
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!!!
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Special Edition Pre-Orders Have Gone Live, Did You Get One? (US)
Of course I didn’t get one.
Re: Mario Movie Producer Defends Chris Pratt's Casting (Again), Says Movie Is 75% Complete
@KnightsTemplar That was Chris Evans, my friend.
Re: Mario Movie Producer Defends Chris Pratt's Casting (Again), Says Movie Is 75% Complete
I think the Chris Pratt hate is overblown. So what if he’s in a lot of movies? If he does a good job, that’s all that’s important. Chris Pratt, in my opinion, is the least of my concerns with this movie. Call me when Illumination proves they can actually make a good movie and then I’ll get excited.
Re: Nintendo Gives Us A Closer Look At Splatoon 3's Octolings
They’re furry…WHY ARE THEY FURRY? AND WHO APPROVED THIS NIGHTMARE FUEL?!
Re: Glover Gets The Limited Run Games Treatment With A Surprise N64 Rerelease
Uh…this seems pointless. I can go to eBay right now and buy a physical copy of Glover for around $20. Sure, it may not be CiB, but the point is that Glover is by no means hard to find.
Re: Nintendo Files New Company Copyrights For Illumination Mario Movie
Every reminder I get that this movie exists fills my soul with dread. This movie’s gonna be so mid it hurts, I can already tell.
Re: Random: The New Hog Pokémon Lechonk Has Already Become An Internet Superstar
The design is cute, if not a bit basic, but the name is absolute perfection!
Re: Random: Is This Cryptic Tweet A Hint At New Zelda Remakes?
Or it’s a Matrix reference.
Re: Random: The Perfect Pokémon Graphics Don't Exi... Oh
It looks good and is nostalgic…but I wouldn’t personally want an entire game in that style. It’s way too washed out, in my opinion.
Re: NFT Project With Artwork From Mega Man Artist & Mighty No. 9 Creator Keiji Inafune Confirmed
@Serpenterror I made that comment a while back before today’s announcement. It doesn’t bother me too much. Idolizing people only leads to disappointment, so I just never bother. I’m also very much a “Nothing is black and white” kind of guy. I disagree with his decision to launch an NFT line, but people are too multi-faceted to put solely in a good camp or bad camp, so I just let them lead their lives and I try to lead my best one.
Re: Mega Man Artist And Mighty No. 9 Creator Keiji Inafune Reportedly Returns With NFT Project
To anyone reading this, this almost certainly has NOTHING to do with Inafune and is a scam.
Edit: Uh oh…
Re: Atlus Wants To Know If You Would Like More Nintendo Switch Games
This is what, the 3rd time they’ve asked? And I’m pretty sure the answer is always a resounding YES
Re: Fall Guys Teasing "Big Announcement" For Next Week
This ship has long sailed. Not to knock Fall Guys. I think it’s a fun game still. But they missed their prime time to get it out on Switch and it’s probably going to cost them.
Re: EA Reveals It's Working On An Unannounced Remake For 2023
Madden 08 HD, anyone?
Re: Video: Is Nintendo Switch Sports Really That Bad?
Just based on what I’ve played of the demo, it isn’t bad. Just very familiar, to the point of feeling uninspiring. A big part of the original Wii Sports was the novelty of using a brand new control method, but that novelty has since worn out. With that, the only real draw is nostalgia, which can’t quite carry it, in my mind.
I believe that there’s plenty of fun to be had with Switch Sports, but with it being so derivative of Wii Sports, I’m not rushing to purchase it.
Re: Man Dies Following An Incident Involving Stolen Pokémon Cards
@Wexter A car takedown was apparently executed. In my opinion, it sounds like there is more to the story than the news has reported, so it seems too early to fully judge who was in the right or wrong.
Re: Fans Have Created Their Own Metroid 64, And It Looks Incredible
Reminds me of MegaMan Legends…I love it!
Re: Kickstarter DIY Kit Transforms GBA Into Console-Like HDMI System
For those who didn’t watch the video:
The kit includes the consolizer kit (uses your motherboard), a GBA controller kit (uses the rest of the GBA parts minus the screen to turn the GBA shell into a controller) and the case for the consolized motherboard.
It requires you taking apart a GBA down to just the motherboard. In a perfect world, you would need to desolder the speaker, but you can just cut it out (but understand that if you ever wanted to revert the mod, you’d need to reinstall a speaker if you did cut it out). After that, you simply slide an included ribbon cable into your system and onto the included board in the kit, which you then place into the shell and close it up. Definitely looks to be a relatively simplistic mod; probably a 3/10 on difficulty. You simply need to know how to disassemble the device without breaking anything. The image quality in the video looks decent, but it is a bit fuzzy, especially compared to high-end consolizer kits like Woozle’s. More crisp than the Gameboy Player, but still fuzzy. And a pretty big downside, in my opinion: the aspect ratio doesn’t match the GBA’s. It’s either 4:3 or 16:9, never the native 3:2. This will cause games to look squashed or stretched. But it IS cheaper than Woozle’s kit, coming in at $135 for a single kit, or $200 pre-assembled (with a discount for buying multiple kits at time of backing). It can pair with Switch Pro, Xbox One, and PS4 controllers via Bluetooth, or it uses a SNES controller port for the repurposed GBA shell or an actual SNES Controller.
So ultimately, the trade-off is picture quality and aspect ratio in exchange for a way to play GBA games on a TV with original hardware for a lower price than most other options.
As for my opinion: it’s a sleek idea for a mod, and making one that’s more accessible in price and assembly is very nice, but the aspect ratio and fuzzy picture kill it for me. It almost feels like the devs of this mod didn’t want to go the extra mile here and settled on “good enough”. I hope this works out for everyone involved (devs and backers), but this is a pass from me.
Re: The Super Mario Movie Has Been Delayed Until April 2023
@duffmmann Of course. It’s all the more important in this case to wait and see what they bring rather than immediately dismiss it. And honestly, the source of the script isn’t too important as Nintendo is heavily involved here. They won’t let Illumination so much as adjust a hair of Mario’s mustache without their say-so, I imagine.
My main problems with Illumination are that they excel at making kids movies instead of family movies, and they put a large focus on profit margins and marketing rather than artistic vision for a film. They appeal to kids with low-hanging fruit (fart jokes, butt jokes, fast-moving action and editing, pop song-laden soundtracks), with occasional jokes for older crowds that kids can still understand and laugh at, with the reaction from older crowds being a mild chuckle, on average. Hence, they appeal to kids, but not families.
My biggest problem with them, though, is their movie-making philosophy. Chris Meledandri, founder and CEO of Illumination, made it the companies goal to keep every movie they produce below a $100 million budget and to always produce a profit (so far, they’ve succeeded, even 12 years after the fact, meaning they’re technically spending less money on their films now than previously due to inflation). To me, their movies feel sterile, corporate, and manufactured for maximum profitability. Thinking back on any Illumination movie release, the thing that stands out most to me is the amount of advertising. I’d see the movie friggin’ everywhere! Food product tie-ins, car commercials, Internet ads, merchandise, soundtracks; it got to the point that it felt like everyone and their dog knew about the movie. To me, that feels manipulative. The impression I get is that they pour millions of dollars into marketing, making sure everyone knows the movie, making sure it looks as appealing as possible, and making sure that their target demographic (kids and “families”) want to line up and see it, leaving their animation team a comparatively shoestring budget to actually produce the film. At that point, they don’t need to care if the movie is good or not. Once they’ve got your box office sale, they’ve won. And yes, it can be argued that every media production company wants your money, so why nitpick here? To that I agree, but audiences can also tell when a product is passionately crafted. In a good product, you can feel the souls of the dozens or hundreds of people who came together to deliver that experience, and it makes a huge difference. I’ve never felt that from any Illumination movie.
I know there are people who enjoy Illumination movies just fine, and far be it from me to tell people what to like and dislike. I greatly respect people who still have their own opinions and don’t listen to the loudest voice in the room. I’m just passionate about animation. Animation deserves so much better than what Hollywood typically relegates it to, and Illumination, to me, is more than happy to fill that Hollywood mold because that’s where the money lies. Anyways, this comment has gone on for too long. Kudos to anyone who actually read it.
Btw, I’m a blast at parties. Can’t you tell?
Re: The Super Mario Movie Has Been Delayed Until April 2023
Delay or no, I still don’t expect anything good out of this film. Illumination’s movies are extremely mid. Also, bless Miyamoto’s heart, I don’t think he has what it takes to make a good movie. His game design skills are second to none and he has all of my respect, but his storytelling is iffy, at best.
Re: The Super Mario Movie Has Been Delayed Until April 2023
@KingBowser It’s possible, but the cynic in me says they don’t want to compete with Avatar 2.
Re: Pokémon Variety Show To Share "Latest Information On The Pokémon Games" Next Week
As a reminder, the variety show presentations almost never have brand new info. They usually cover the most recent news drop only. Expect nothing.
Re: Video: Pokémon-Like Monster Catcher 'Coromon' Shows Off Battle Mechanics, Arrives On Switch March 31st
Not sure if I’ll get this, but I have to say: the sprite-work is gorgeous!