@Sabruka you might wanna get a doctor to look into that.

@NintendoPete The future is now, old man!!!!

it being a "switch 2 edition" makes it slightly more enticing. means I could probably run it on my Switch without having to worry about framerates and upgrades.

I do wish they'd start using HD spites as the norm more than constantly being stuck to pixel art. They did that with Majogami and the game looks really nice

@jsty3105 Uhhh..... yes I do?

Do you understand what I'm asking for?!?!

@jsty3105 even goddamn PS4 and PS5 games have scalable settings.
And again, I mentioned that Switch games of all things that also have adaptable settings.

We're talking businesses trying to sell you normal features here. I don't even know why you're trying to defend something like this.

Free from the cloud, but not free from the digital prison...

@Novuscourvous That was a mobile game though. I'm talking like a real sequel, not what seems like a turn based spinoff

@jsty3105 They are. We aren't in the cell processor days anymore. Nvidia and AMD are what are powering your gaming machines. PC and smartphone components.

There's no excuse to make you pay for tweaking your settings

@Novuscourvous When was NieR 3?

@TheRazor dude, i have Bomb Rush Cyberfunk on my switch one that lets me change the framerate from 30 to 60 at no aditional cost or download.

What you essentially bought was included in every PC game by default. hell, even a system wide feature on Switch 2, considering the Hitman game on the system has performance increases if you lower your console's resolution.
It's even included in Playstation 4 and 5 games... for free!!!

As a consumer, have a god damn backbone to say "no" ffs....

@TheRazor Please fix your formatting. i didn't get this reply

Second, you are the customer. Why the hell do you wanna pay more money for less??? This just seems like a corporate sheep consoomer mentality, and only benefits the investors, not Nintendo, not us.

We have actual indies and AAs updating their games without the strings attached. Why can't the bigger boys have the foresight that this is a bad reputational idea?

NieR Re:Incarnation would be the easiest to release.

of course, I'd hope they are doing something special like re-releasing NieR Replicant or a NieR 3

Also, while they are at it, why don't they also bundle in the stage plays? Aren't those also important to the plot?

"As uncomfortable to use as it ever was"
can't quite speak with the reviewer's experience, but since it's just a hunk of plastic, I suppose there's no risk in drilling some holes and attaching a head strap

@nessisonett Weirder enough that the GBA releases had wireless support, so they very much could have at least had online play. Wasn't that the point of making 2 versions? to encourage kids to socialize?

@Beetoe I support this!

I would love a physical copy of F-Zero GX on Switch, with fullscreen gameshare and online!

At least do both. Some people want to rent them, others wanna buy them. Apps like Clip Studio Paint already offer this and it's meeting everyone's needs

@TheRazor But they already sold you the game. Normally you'd expect optimization updates to be free

@TheRazor I'd argue Nintendo is rich enough to give it to their consumers for free and pay off the software engineers/QA

@CubeMage They changed armor aesthetics from some of the JP Wii U version and got rid of customization features like the bust slider. they also completely altered some post game outfits that were supposed to be just for stupid fun like the bunny outfit, which funny enough was preserved for all female characters in the european Wii U version iirc.

@Folkloner Localization is saying that anything bigger or smaller than a bust size B is offensive to americans, apparently. rest of the world doesn't care? doesn't matter! because only americans matter!!! Bikinis are illegal by law there after all!!! 😤

Aaaand still censored I suppose....

I already have the Wii U version from my more naive days. Unless they decensor it, what makes them think I'll buy it again?

They better not make Amy the "girlboss" type. She's always been the lovey dovey "precure" type

I guess "Entropy Action game" should now replace "rougelike"

@UpsideDownRowlet I'm gonna 1up shell glitch you for that pun!!!
👺👺👺

🤣

Now if only we'd get BomberGirl

@Nintendo4Sonic it is a code in the box though. Just in a silicon wrapping

@Nintendo4Sonic The game has offline methods of playing tho. even competitively. But as a GKC, even that is no longer a guarentee.

@Anti-Matter These are retro games. What's the point in a switch 2 release when the BC mode can run them just fine?

@Nintendo4Sonic it's a keycard....

I really wish the days of ad-based viewing would come back as the norm. And I am not talking about crappy "pay to still watch ads" tiers netflix and others are doing

Still remember when I was watching the entire crunchyroll catalog without spending a cent and finding lots of niche stuff that eventually became part of my tastes. Too bad they switched to premium exclusively

@Anti-Matter You mean only you....

@YoshiAngemon Where's the love in a bloody keycard....

This better not be a rouge lite

limited run better jump in for the physicals. this is ridiculous

Somehow I can tell this announcement is performative

Now here's a better question....
Where's Bombergirl?!
😭😭😭

I mean, seriously, if they wanna do an offline version, they could easily do that on Switch 2

I keep mistaking the Console Archive for the Blue Archive logo lol

At that point, what's the bloody point in the game key card?! Just put it in a red box and slap "Switch 2 Edition" on it

So basically the EoS release
Wonder when Sega is gonna do this with 404 Game Re:set.
Give it a proper translation
We can't let any of Yoko Taro's work go to waste!

Other than Pragmata, nothing I personally want.

60fps is great. Now if only capcom would release an actual physical....

Who can hate cute characters?
i mean, yeah, you have those that are shallow mascots. But you also have those that are cute with a pulse. The entirety of otaku anime would be in a bad spot if everything was as shallow without depth as Bubsy

aesthetically, reminds me of atelier

I didn't buy it because I wanted a Switch 2 version so to have a physical copy that doesn't run like hogwater

Honestly, that would have solved a lot of problems if they did do that.

@SuppressorSteve "you're a bad person because you dislike censorship" is the vibe I'm getting out of this

"As Nintendo states, any game that’s going to be on the Nintendo platform needs to ‘meet [Nintendo’s] established content and platform guidelines.’ This is the key point. Nintendo has content guidelines. Our game didn’t meet those guidelines, so we made changes that would allow us to release on their platform."
This just further prooves what I said on the last article:

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/01/nintendo-responds-to-dispatch-switch-censorship-with-official-statement#comment9001082

"We initially assumed, like some of you, that because games like Witcher 3 and Cyberpunk are on the platform with similar types of uncensored mature content, Dispatch would be allowed to do the same. During the porting process it became clear that was not the case."
and this further prooves that Nintendo, like Steam and Playstation, are playing favorites...
I wonder if it's possible to sue when a company doesn't meet their own established guidelines...

@Nintendo4Sonic "physical"...

@Olmectron I kinda know about it, but i also know that review process that act like these are very.... inconsistent.... about this kind of thing

"While we inform partners when their titles don’t meet our guidelines, Nintendo does not make changes to partner content. We also do not discuss specific content or the criteria used in making these determinations."

This is a cop-out.

No, you absolutely do.
By having said unreasonable guidelines, you are telling devs what they must change about their game to be seen on your platform when you should instead keep yourself out of someone else's creation process. This is the kind of ***** that leads to self censorship. If your guidelines simply drew the line at regulatory bodies and let devs go hog wild with their ideas, no fan would be complaining

@shgamer the VF series is more exclusively about the raw fundamentals of 3D fighting. It's got combos, sure, but they end as fast as the begin. It's a little too "pure" for our hype-tastic world today.

If it makes you feel a little better, the original people behind PS1 Tekken also worked on VF before they jumped to namco iirc.