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@Yorumi "People figure it out" After taking classes that suck up endless amount of time and money or reading long and boring tutorials on the internet. K. F the noobies and screw giving people the ability to even understand how to use the program they paid for. You scream for options in Mario Maker yet ironically you blast me for asking for a beginner friendly option to Photoshop/Flash. Progressively unlocking tools while mastering them over 30 days is far better of an option to me than plopping down thousands of dollars on a 4 year class that basically does the same thing.

@Yorumi I can easily tell you never used Photoshop, Gimp or Flash. Those programs are difficult to use and have entire classes dedicated just to learning how to use them. I would actually pay money for a Photoshop or Flash like program that time locks tools and teaches you how to use and master that tool before unlocking the next one instead of overwhelming me by having everything buried under confusing menus and forcing me to look up tutorials to even perform the most basic functions.

@Yorumi I don't consider ******** up a entire comment section saying that Nintendo is dead as actual arguments.

@Yorumi "Hurr durr i have no good arguments so let me beat the "wii u is a failure" horse to make a point no one gives a **** about"

Time to put JOHN CENA on every single question block.

@rjejr Making more assumptions than a fortune teller.

@foodmetaphors M̜̩̟͎͂̃̋͒̔̓̆́̚͢A̷̻̖̣͉̪͕͇ͥͭ́ͣ̔Ǧ͙̥͈̲̞̥̪ͩ̿̒̂̌Í͔͙͓̩̇ͣ͌̒C̵̘̜̤͔͇͉͈̣̀̄Ẵ̮͇ͬ͛̌̆̓L̢̩̤̝̣̳̾̐ͦ ̧̙̻ͤ͋̓͂̐͂̉ͬ͢G̴̙̝͍̟ͥ̓̒ͦ͂͂͡Ḭ̧̰̮̖͓̺͆ͧ͑̽͌ͫ̚͝R̓ͯ͗̓͑̃҉̨̦̦̙͈͙̟͓͠L̸͍̝̙ͣ̐̑̑ͥ̾ ̝̩̙̄̑̆ͪ͒͠P̶̸̯͈̤͓̻̠̝͆͋̃͛̓͆R̴̹̲͔͉̫̫̣͎ͩͨ̽͐̒̍̔́̚͘O̸̶̜̣̙͓͛Ţ̏ͧ̑ͩ̓̊̊͂҉̻̯͍̹͚̼͞Aͪ̽̔̏ͮ̿҉̶͏̗̗̳͔͇ͅG̸͖͔̉͛̉ͣ̀̇͜O̴̻̯̗͆͆͆͝Ń̨̛̗͖͔̩̜͍͚̽͗ͦͭ̅̕I̜͔̖ͦ̓ͯͩ̓͟͞S̡̘̫̙̗͕̲͖̽̂́͊̾̈́́̃́ͅT̳̭̤̼ͫ̌̐̄ ̵̝͌ͨ͑̋R̯̳͖̬̪̄̂̍͗͜͝ͅE͍̺̼͔͔͕̪͓̾ͮͭ́́̀Q̸̜̖̘ͧͭ͢ͅU̸̗̹͕̝̲̥͔̝ͪ͛̾ͥ̑̅̍̉̀I̟͈̯̤̥̺͉͗͊͌̿̓ͤR͂ͣ̅̔͗͏̱̻̟̤̰̞͖̭͚E̴̜̰͍̗̦̣̿͂ͭ̏͛ͪ͢͡S̳̫͔̦̠͍͓̦̃̇͒ͤ͡ ͚̮̰͕ͧ̑͐ͥ̋͡S̰̰̩̺̈́̚Ą̡̺͉̥̲̬͎͆͆̎̒͢C̢͇̦̙͉̰̯̤͊͛̏̆ͩͧ̉̽͢R̗̳͇͎̊̀̈̌ͫ̉̃̉̒I̝̮͕̞̯͔͚ͨͧ̋͟F̣͓̟̦͐ͤ̕͜Ï̅̃ͮͪ͋̓̏҉̟̮̱̻̙͖̤ͅC̡͊͋̅̔ͦ҉̝̟̺̟̰͕̦͎̬Ȅ̛̮̬̝̬̩̰̞̰͔͆̓͌̔ͨ̅͞Ş̟̻̬̣̮̦̲ͦͣ͠͞

Looks like Metal Slug.

Want.

@TheRealThanos Yeah I was trying to do strikethrough. Why can't we just use ~ to do strikethrough? It's far easier and better than BB code. pls Nintendo life admins.

@Kirk No graphical updates or cinematic 24fps. Xbox and PS4 owners don't care about gimped gameplay. If it's not 1080p and 60fps it might as well have never released.

Localize it ye arseholes. We want DQ in the west, not Final Boyband 15.

Even though I'm supposed to be past the age of buying toy cars I still want to collect Hot Wheels. If I see these I'm buying them, maturity be damned.

I am heavy weapons squid girl. And this is my weapon. She weighs 200kg and fires custom ink cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It cost 40,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.

That projector tho. I want the NX to have that.

Adam Sandler has a reverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to ****.

@electrolite77
"Push Square doesn't have factual news reports on games getting cancelled for PS4"
Someone forgot Silent Hills.

Darn mods deleting my comments by mistake. I'll have you all pay for the damage done to my feelings /s
@yuwarite That's a given. No Nintendo console has been weaker than its predecessor. (unless the NX is a handheld)

_{Sorry if I deleted a comment in error. I had to read through all 200+ comments and probably made a mistake. -Lz}

Mods deleted the popcorn comments. No fun allowed.

Launch title for NX confirmed.

Unless its absolutely mindblowingly amazing then I don't see it having much of a splash on Steam. PC already has a plethora of shooters so it has to be real good to attract people to it. Making it free to play is probably the best choice.

@gatorboi352 Supporting Ubisoft will make you a outcast on any community.

All this drama...

Wario needs to step it up.

@Wilford111 Burn the heathen.

More stable than Greece's economy.

I thought this was a joke...
Rest in peace Iwata.

lol trusting leaks. C'mon people.

@hYdeks The gimped PC's have enough shooters already. Let it be.

@Grumblevolcano Seriously doubt it. They let Cube Life in.

@Quorthon Bloodborne is an overhyped turd. Downgraded RPG elements, clunky and stiff combat (grimdark monster hunter much?) made worse by the terrible camera controls, cheap and buggy AI, lame and cheap attempts to increase the difficulty (no checkpoints, overpowered enemies) framerate drops up the arse and long loading times. Setting is awesome but it's ruined by BB's repetitive gameplay and cheap artificial difficulty. Not even sure what compels you to compare it to Metroid.

@Bliquid Retro is doing fine. Don't be a sensationalist.

@Danrenfroe2016 I mean I guess nationalism in small doses isn't all that bad but still. Some of humanity's worst's moments were brought along by nationalism. Imma just leave it at that since I don't want to get into a argument about this.

He's totally gonna sell it to a collector and it'll disappear forever, never to be seen again.

Nationalism: The cancer of humanity (Yes, I am aware of my avatar)

@FragRed There are already plenty of nintendo mods on tf2. I wouldn't worry about it.

No one complained about Four Swords. Why is this being brought up with this game?

"You killed my friends, now I'll unravel your face"

@Tasuki
Give it a rest already will ya.

@EverythingAmiibo Graphics matter. Gameplay matters even more.

@HollywoodHogan Not sure if look of pleasure or annoyance.

Did the Wii U/3DS get leaked before they got revealed? Be interesting if we see a NX leak.

Tom Nook be like

Is Sony doing a new Twisted metal? Only good franchise they have.

I saw a tasteless drawing once on Miiverse. Had many lols. Its basically a kiddy 4chan which is why I love it.

Guess my avatar is highly relevant here.

Scarcity level: Amiibo

@Samuel-Flutter Probably something with CGI or animation

@Peach64
We are having a mini tropical storm over here in Texas.
Thanks Nintendo.

Ah god. What happened to the site? ITS TOO DIFFERENT!

Someone is unemployed now.