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Re: Monster Hunter Rise Is Getting Another Free Demo, Future Free Updates Detailed

JimmySpades

I am, in fact, getting hyped. Never played a Monster Hunter game before, nor really any game built around deliberate, opposite-of-button-mashing combat, so I expect to die a lot as I learn both technique and discipline, but I am looking forward to it.

It's quite similar to the urge to get out on the golf course more this year, now that I think about it. Apparently I'm a masochist.

Re: Rumour: Nintendo Switch Pro "Will Have Exclusives", Says Insider

JimmySpades

@UltimateOtaku91 You overestimate, drastically, how representative of the average consumer people who populate fan sites are. For most people, they'll see two models, ask which one they need to play Animal Crossing, ask which one is cheaper, buy it, and be on their way, never considering the question again. The only people who will worry about the difference are the very ones who will upgrade merely because they can. Very few people will truly be upset about it. Now, hardcore gamers getting themselves riled up on general principle...

Re: No More Heroes 1 & 2 Physical Releases Announced For Switch, Pre-Orders Open Next Week

JimmySpades

@Zuljaras You have it backwards. Marketing to collectors is exploiting the most exploitable.

When a game is no longer listed on digital storefronts, that is simply it going out of print. It happens to virtually every physical medium, literally every day. Yes, the Wii shop channel no longer sells games. But it did for more than a decade.
Limited Run sometimes keeps games in print for mere hours. Are you really arguing that games available for years aren't preserved simply because they're tied to a system, but games that once upon a time had a handful of copies produced that a few people could acquire if they were free that day are, simply because you can fantasize about finding an increasingly rare copy? Those would be odd criteria indeed.

Re: No More Heroes 1 & 2 Physical Releases Announced For Switch, Pre-Orders Open Next Week

JimmySpades

@Nintendofan83 In absolutely no way are they helping. Their business model isn't games preservation, it's the exploitation of FOMO. Video games are an inherently digital medium. Whether you buy at a store or download a copy to an SD card, what you have is digital information on a storage device. There is no difference to the fundamental nature of the product. There are a few minor differences, like the ability to resell, but preservation plays no part in any of them, especially when so few physical copies are produced, as in the case of Limited Run. Digital copies never disappear, meaning the game is preserved, and a physical copy which will cost a hundred dollars on eBay, if you can even find one, can hardly be said to be preserving anything.

I'm sorry if you feel attacked right now but I'm trying to discredit your argument, not you personally.

Re: Wind Peaks Is A 'Where's Wally?' Style Game Headed To Switch Next Week

JimmySpades

I'm all for short games, but not $10/hour.

@nessisonett I find it weird that he's not called Waldo. And yes, it's a name. It's never used, but that doesn't stop it from being recognizable as a name.

@Jakiboy Absolutely none of what you think you were saying was in your original comment. Nothing flew over @Lordplops 's head, and he wasn't not on the ball. No reason to be a **** to him, especially when you were the one being obtuse, but since you followed that up by continuing to be a ****, doubling down on it even, I can't say I'm surprised.

Re: Japanese Charts: Super Mario 3D World Stays Top As Switch Takes Entire Top Ten

JimmySpades

@UltimateOtaku91 That you matched the PS2 to the Wii instead of the GameCube immediately disqualifies the comparison. Not only was the GameCube contemporaneous with the PS2, but it was more powerful than the PS2, something most people forget (or ignore), especially those wishing to push a pro-Sony and pro-power narrative. Nintendo learned that power isn't the key to competing; it's mind-boggling how few other people have.

Re: Gallery: Sakurai Shares Some New Screenshots Of The Next Smash Bros. Ultimate DLC Fighters

JimmySpades

Note to @Tobiaku @ModdedInkling @TriforceReturns --

This isn't censorship. It is a business design decision, made by people who have the right to make it. Referring to it as censorship is an abuse of language which is a more serious issue than a business decision, obscures actual censorship when it appears, and has motivations similar to those behind actual censorship. Learn the meaning and implications of words before using them.

Re: Rumour: Zelda's 35th Anniversary Will See The Return Of Wind Waker And Twilight Princess

JimmySpades

@MS7000 I was going to respond to your woefully ridiculous "nothing new for Switch owners" narrative, but @__jamiie already took care of it, as well as I would like to have. It's also disingenuous to discount shovelware on the Switch but not on the Wii U, which had a worse problem with it than the Switch, because instead of having a bunch of developers flocking to it because of the potential audience, it had a bunch of developers flocking to it because they could get approved by a Nintendo desperate for content. Do you know who the top third-party developer/publisher on the Wii U was? RCMADIAX. Let that sink in. After Nintendo, the most prolific producer of content for the Wii U was R C FUC!ING MADIAX. (If that name isn't familiar, just google him; I'm sure the NintendoLife article about his asset flipping technique will be one of the first available.) The only reason he was able to survive was because there were so few games that his shovelware didn't look that bad, because there were no good games to compare them to. So please, put away that tired old narrative of the Switch offering nothing new; most of the old stuff was garbage.

Re: Rumour: Zelda's 35th Anniversary Will See The Return Of Wind Waker And Twilight Princess

JimmySpades

@Ventilator Of course they'll charge full price. Why wouldn't they? Are you honestly so self-centered, or delusional, that you believe people who already bought the HD versions are the intended audience? That they're just trying to bilk us out of more money? The last numbers I saw for lifetime sales were:

Switch 76 million
Wii U 13 million

That means that, even if you assume every Wii U owner has bought one (which we know isn't true, because the people who haven't won't shut up about it), there are 63 million Switch owners who didn't own a Wii U, and haven't had a chance to play the remastered Zelda games. They are the audience that Nintendo would be targeting, not the idiots who bought a Wii U and basically had to be bribed with trinkets to purchase software.

Re: Timeloop Game Outer Wilds Finally Comes To Switch This Summer

JimmySpades

@MaxiPareja This is now the second game I bought on my PS4 because I didn't expect it to come to the Switch. Unlike Brothers, which just took so long that I figured they weren't bothering, this one I'd heard was too processor-intensive to be feasible. But apparently not. As I have yet to get around to it, I might as well double-dip, since I'm more likely to play it on the Switch.