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We F-Zero fans just keep getting crapped on.

Well that's pretty ridiculous.

I don't know, man, it looks like Yet Another Nostalgiamilking Indie Thing with Overdone Pixelated Visuals Instead of Something That Stands Out.

"Ninteen Eighty-X" sounds like it'd have made a cool setting for an alternate-history cyberpunk universe and feels completely wasted here.

Wake me when the character models get ripped for use in SFM.

Wait, is the Magnum P.I. dude's hair flopping around when he walks? That's a great touch!

Man, I hope it's an announcement of F-Zero GX's re-release.

Yeah, let's combine two terrible things. Surely the outcome will be something worthwhile.

I'd much rather play this over it's... "inspiration."

Glad they're out, but the series turned me away after the first season. None of the characters felt as compelling, I liked literally no one in Season 2, and trying to take care of AJ seems like the most illogical thing to do in a survival situation.

It's currently half-price, including the bundle, which has the Ghostbusters stuff, the only thing I'm interested in. But even then, I'm really not sure. Especially since you have to grind your way through the entire base game to get to the 'Busting stuff.

Okay, wait, so it's weeb pandering with the pandering cut out?

If it's not a Bad-End H-game, I see little point.

Wait, what? That flavour-of-the-month brand with bland, generic designs is still around?

Now this is bad comedy. There was nothing to do; it was like they cut out all the content from Tomodachi to try to con people to put money into a phone game.

Give me that damn Xenoblade X, brother. That's the only thing I want. Anything else is a bonus!

And rest assured, people will fall for and defend this continued cashgrab of a tired brand's latest, unfinished entry.

And if you can't seduce Sonia, there's nothing there worthwhile.

Well, sure, if you want to get any kind of gaming done, modern or otherwise, you can't really limit yourself to one system.

Next time, could you please only include stuff that's been confirmed for the year, and platform-exclusives? The article would be a lot more helpful and useful that way, to me, at any rate.

I'm not feeling this. Looks too large and too expensive to really be useful.

If only the Switch had a shipped with a screen...

Less than 75% off a digital title isn't a deal.

This looks like generic, unambitious, designed-by-committee trying-too-hard-to-be-cute free-to-play garbage.

I don't know, man. Don't get me wrong, I love my Four-Dee-Ass, but that ship has sailed at this point. Especially if it's exclusive to the New New new used New Four-Dee-Ass. I don't see this moving units. Delayed since 2018 and they didn't use that time to make it on the Switch instead?

I don't know, man, I'd still wait for something like Yet Another Humble Capcom Bundle.

Might have to get me some Rad Rogers at that price. Been a hot minute since I've played a Duke sidescroller.

Also, This Is The Police is outstanding, and proof that John St. Jon can in fact act.

I don't know, man, none of those really strike me as that impressive in terms of sales. Bring on the Steam-tier/PSN Flash Sale-level of discounts and we'll talk!

Not much of a point, what with the T rating.

Damn it, Japan.

Good. Any efforts we can take to make this corrupt industry less anti-consumer is always, always worth it.

Give them an inch and they won't take a mile. They'll cut the mile out of the produ-- sorry, "service," and then try to pre-sell it back to you, along with microtransactions, DLC, and gambling items.

Man, we're overdue for a crash.

Hell yeah, you had me at SNK.

Tried out some One Strike today. I really appreciate its whole "Divekick X Samurai Shodown" kinda vide. Really don't like the unambitious presentation and I think Divekick does a better job at the condensed fighting game idea, but still, not bad for free.

I'd still like to see Divekick and Nidhogg 1 on the eShop one day.

I mean, I could see this working, if done right.
If it's not just a transparent way to re-release Telltale's library with texture mod packs.

Oh, I am definitely charging my Beam Katana. It's time to get MOÉ~
Also, RIP Number 6. We loved her soul.

Sounds like some lame attempt to get us to pretend that marketing stunt has any worth or merit.
Post the news tomorrow and wake me then.

Man, these guys just keep messing up. How they went from $3-on-PS3 indie darling with their last Battle Cars game to poster child of enough-is-never-enough anticonsumerism is beyond me.

Outstanding. Final DOOM is better than it has any right to be, and Sigil, too? Hell yeah, I'm in, pun intended.

Well, these things happen.

Oh right, there was a substantial discount on Preventative Strike.

Nuke this damn planet from orbit. If something as completely inconsequential as the actor who voices a cartoon character in some video game is enough to literally make you cry, immediately donate your body to medical science.

"Free DLC"? So, a patch, then? An update?

Absolutely pig-disgusting.

I don't know, man, none of the stuff it uses for inspiration is appealing, the technical issues are unfortunate, and the art style is derivative at best. There might be something here, but I don't think it's for me.

This co-op you speak of, is it local?

@SterlingSmrf Then don't buy them, friend, but those of us who missed out will.

I'm getting too loyal for this.

I mean, I get the idea, but I'd rather if Divekick were on the Switch.
Also, a shame about that overdone art style.

I like where this is going.

I almost caved and bought REKT; glad I didn't.
Not that these look that good, but hey. Also, thanks.

Now if only the PC version would finally come to Steam like they promised it would before I bought one of those Founder packs. Mouseaiming the revolvers finally brought the missing element to Monster Hunter clones: combat gameplay that doesn't feel like crap.

Don't act like it's not a catchier title.