I didn't expect to see a throwaway conversation line referencing "Fighting Street" in SF6. It's the sort of lame gag I made when I streamed; that's how deep of a cut it was.
Super Metroid wall-jumping was the only time it felt good in the brand (provided you only kicked off one wall and played with the keyboard, of course.); not sure why the other games required you to have two walls to jump between and sent you off diagonally.
Yikes, not more overdone "retro"-bait pixelated messes. Come on. This crap's almost literally a dime a dozen on the eShop. With Double Dragon Neon having its exciting art style, Streets of Rage 4 having godtier visuals, and even free-to-play phone games from Korea having amazing live-2D art styles, there's no reason for this tired fad of pixelcrap to continue.
Not sure if terrible gamepad designs, choice of using outdated cartridge-based media instead of optical technology, and turning third-parties away in droves is "ahead of its time," but I guess I kind of see what you're trying to-- no, I don't.
@UmbrageHill Dex is outstanding but considering you can regularly get the PC version for one damn dollar, I wouldn't jump on the Switch version until the price comes down.
I don't know, man, seems to mainly be re-releases and/or ports, with some indie crap thrown in along the way. Guess I should be glad it's not all overdone pixelated stuff this time.
Does it reduce the price, increase the availability, and put enough stuff in the box for at least two players to play the game together? No? Then get the hell out.
The overactive senses of self-entitlement and perpetual victimization of some people are completely unreasonable. Truly, mankind is in decline. Brink on the fighting games, and give me more delicious physics in the fine ladies.
Got my 8bitdo SN30 Pro in original SNES-pad-repro colours as well as a PS4 pad synced up with the 8bitdo-ngle. This new pad is nice for people who don't already have better alternatives, though.
Piracy is the only way to ensure longevity in an industry where products can simply vanish forever. Props to these guys, and keep doing what they're doing.
Okay, so a trippy trailer with too much fast cutting and a plethora of effects, without any gameplay or explanation as to what in the hell this product is.
DJ Hero already exists, and I'm going to guess it has a better track list than whatever modern crap they throw into this.
Hey, kids! Do you and three of your friends want to play Mario Kart? Well, this will only cost you a minimum of $1,600 Canadian AND you'll need about a dozen square feet to pull this off! Bring money!
Dig the idea and the style, but it seems really rough. I mean, just check out the trailer and you'll see tires clipping through hoods, and is that just one tire squeal sound used over and over? Here's hoping it comes out, is good, has enough Eurobeat, and an AE86. I've yet to enjoy anything this publisher has put out, but I'm sure it'll be worth the buck it'll cost me on Steam when I finally decide to pick it up.
Cute, but still not an excuse for the murder of the Virtual Console. Overcharging for ROMs is one thing; pretending access to ROMs is some kind of paid premium privilege is another degree of stupid altogether.
I don't care about your over-the-top party game that neckbeards keep mistaking for a fighting game. Let Criterion make a new F-F'ing-Zero already or at damn least re-release F-Zero GX on the Switch. Come the hell on.
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Re: Nintendo Life's Switch Summer Survey 2024
@TrueBlueYoshi I'd say it's pretty damn fitting.
Re: NoReload Heroes Enhanced Edition
What exactly is Enhanced over the previous version?
Re: Switch Online Exclusive F-Zero 99 Adds Queen League & Five Additional Tracks
Pathetic. Just re-release GX, already.
Re: Video: Another Code: Recollection Side-By-Side Graphics Comparison (Switch & DS)
Not feeling it. It lacks the character of the original's art style.
Re: Review: Fighting Street (Virtual Console / TurboGrafx-16)
I didn't expect to see a throwaway conversation line referencing "Fighting Street" in SF6. It's the sort of lame gag I made when I streamed; that's how deep of a cut it was.
Re: Random: Star Wars Jedi: Survivor Contains A Neat Super Metroid Reference
Super Metroid wall-jumping was the only time it felt good in the brand (provided you only kicked off one wall and played with the keyboard, of course.); not sure why the other games required you to have two walls to jump between and sent you off diagonally.
Re: 'Double Dragon Gaiden' Announced With Scott Pilgrim-Inspired Visuals And Gameplay
Yikes, not more overdone "retro"-bait pixelated messes. Come on. This crap's almost literally a dime a dozen on the eShop. With Double Dragon Neon having its exciting art style, Streets of Rage 4 having godtier visuals, and even free-to-play phone games from Korea having amazing live-2D art styles, there's no reason for this tired fad of pixelcrap to continue.
Shame. This could've been fun.
Re: Best Of 2020: 1995's Nintendo Was Arrogant And Ahead Of Its Time All At Once
Not sure if terrible gamepad designs, choice of using outdated cartridge-based media instead of optical technology, and turning third-parties away in droves is "ahead of its time," but I guess I kind of see what you're trying to-- no, I don't.
Re: Development Of Disaster Report 5 Is Already Underway
Hope the ladies of 5 have even nicer legs the ones of 4.
Re: Nintendo Expands Its Switch Online SNES And NES Service With Five More Titles
Virtual Console or GTFO.
Re: Random: Nintendo Extracts Customer's Missing Wedding Ring From Their Wii U
Yeah, but the bad news is, they got a Wii U.
Re: Zelda Voice Actress Patricia Summersett Speaks Out About Online Negativity And Criticism
Legitimate criticism is valid.
Re: Random: Epic Games Apparently Still Needs Your Help To "Free Fortnite"
Anticonsumer corporation "battles" anticonsumer corporation over money.
Worst timeline.
Re: Review: Star Renegades - Borrows Ideas From The Best To Create A Truly Inventive RPG
Shame about the overdone unambitious art style (or lack thereof), especially when the artwork in the header looks so good.
Re: Feature: Atelier Ryza 2 Producer On Exploration, Censorship, And The Potential For Seeing More Ryza
I don't know, man, I don't think the first one was waifuy ENOUGH.
Re: Capcom's Releasing A Mini-Arcade System Packed With Mega Man And Street Fighter Games
Nice try, Crapcom.
Re: Huge Capcom Leak Suggests New Final Fight, Power Stone, Mega Man And Dragon's Dogma Games Are Coming
This has to be bait.
Also, there's no Bionic Commando on that list.
Re: Rumour: Has Nintendo Accidentally Leaked Metroid: Samus Returns For Switch?
Yeah, sure, and they'll port F-Zero GX, too, while they're at it!
Re: Three Indie Publishers Team Up For Black Friday Switch eShop Sale
@UmbrageHill Dex is outstanding but considering you can regularly get the PC version for one damn dollar, I wouldn't jump on the Switch version until the price comes down.
Re: Two Of Grasshopper's Older Games Are Being Released On Switch Next Year
My life for the Suda.
Re: Video: 11 Exciting New Games Coming To Nintendo Switch In November
I don't know, man, seems to mainly be re-releases and/or ports, with some indie crap thrown in along the way. Guess I should be glad it's not all overdone pixelated stuff this time.
Re: Engine Software Would Be Happy To Chat With Suda51 About A Killer7 Switch Port
Hell yes. The best of the Capcom Five, by far.
Re: Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit Receives Its Very First Update
Does it reduce the price, increase the availability, and put enough stuff in the box for at least two players to play the game together? No? Then get the hell out.
Re: The Company Behind Control's Cloud Version Is Bringing More "Major" Titles To Switch
If the system can't run it, don't put it out on the damn system. Hey, can I get a GBA port of a HOTAS-setup flight sim?
Re: SNK Apologises For "Offensive Ad" Featuring Fatal Fury's Terry Bogard
The overactive senses of self-entitlement and perpetual victimization of some people are completely unreasonable.
Truly, mankind is in decline. Brink on the fighting games, and give me more delicious physics in the fine ladies.
Re: Deals: You Might Want To Switch Things Up With One Of These Licenced Cases From Numskull
Won't fit my Split Pad Pro, so I'll pass.
Re: No More Heroes 1 & 2 Are Both Available Now On Switch
I CANNOT STOP CHARGING MY BEAM KATANA
Re: Video: First 4 Figures Unboxes Its Stunning Varia Suit Samus Statue
Neat, but Figma Samus is a better deal.
Re: High-Octane Mech Shooter Wing Of Darkness Hits Switch Early Next Year
Sounds neat. Will pick up on Steam and have proper mouseaim.
Re: This 'Little Wireless Controller' For Switch Boasts A 40-Hour Battery And Fits In Your Pocket
Got my 8bitdo SN30 Pro in original SNES-pad-repro colours as well as a PS4 pad synced up with the 8bitdo-ngle. This new pad is nice for people who don't already have better alternatives, though.
Re: Nintendo Deletes Tweet Possibly Revealing Release Period For Next Round Of Smash Bros. amiibo
People still fall for this physical DLC thing?
Re: Video: 17 Exciting New Games Coming To Nintendo Switch In October
None of that looks "exciting."
Re: Atelier Ryza 2 Won't Be Censored In The West, Says Koei Tecmo
Translation, never "localization." Say no to censorship.
Re: Monster Hunter Hits Cinemas This December, Here's Your First Look
As bland and uninspired as the game it's based on.
But at least this movie probably has better gameplay.
Re: Nintendo Wins $2 Million In Lawsuit Against Switch Piracy Hack Store
Piracy is the only way to ensure longevity in an industry where products can simply vanish forever. Props to these guys, and keep doing what they're doing.
Re: Video: Fuser's Latest Trailer Is A David Hasselhoff-Filled Assault On The Senses
Okay, so a trippy trailer with too much fast cutting and a plethora of effects, without any gameplay or explanation as to what in the hell this product is.
DJ Hero already exists, and I'm going to guess it has a better track list than whatever modern crap they throw into this.
Re: First Impressions: Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit
Hey, kids! Do you and three of your friends want to play Mario Kart? Well, this will only cost you a minimum of $1,600 Canadian AND you'll need about a dozen square feet to pull this off! Bring money!
Re: Review: Rogue Company - A Solid, If Unspectacular Hero Shooter With Plenty of Potential
Seems completely bland and unbelievably uninspired.
Re: EA's Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit Remaster Has Been Rated
So is it Hot Pursuit 1, 2, or 3, and why can't this damn industry bother to name/number its products properly?
Re: Fantasy Sci-Fi MMORPG Skyforge Is Coming To Nintendo Switch
Skyforge is better than it has any right to be. And the ripped stacked fitthicc battlewaifus with physics in chests, butts, and thighs... sublime.
Re: The Jackbox Party Pack 7 Brings All-New Games To Switch Next Month
Sounds good, but the prices on these continue to be unreasonable outside of Humble Bundles.
Re: Round Up: Everything Revealed During The Nintendo Life Indie Spotlight
I don't know, man. Nothing for me there. Really tired of this uninspired, unambitious pixelated generica.
Re: Physical Rewards Are Now Available On My Nintendo (US)
'Bout damn time. Also, not available in Canada, or at very least in Quebec, it seems.
Re: Retro Studios Hires Industry Veteran To Help Steer Metroid Prime 4 Development
Oh, come on, stop pretending to us that Big N gives a fraction of a damn about Metroid. Next, you'll tell us that Criterion is making an F-Zero game.
Re: Sorry Folks, No More Heroes 3 Has Been Delayed Until Next Year
Take all the time you need, Suda-san.
Re: Twin-Stick Arcade Racer Inertial Drift Delayed Until September
Dig the idea and the style, but it seems really rough. I mean, just check out the trailer and you'll see tires clipping through hoods, and is that just one tire squeal sound used over and over?
Here's hoping it comes out, is good, has enough Eurobeat, and an AE86. I've yet to enjoy anything this publisher has put out, but I'm sure it'll be worth the buck it'll cost me on Steam when I finally decide to pick it up.
Re: Nintendo Expands Its Switch Online SNES And NES Service With Three More Titles
Cute, but still not an excuse for the murder of the Virtual Console. Overcharging for ROMs is one thing; pretending access to ROMs is some kind of paid premium privilege is another degree of stupid altogether.
Re: Nintendo's Ace Pilots Star In This Week's Smash Bros. Ultimate Tournament
I don't care about your over-the-top party game that neckbeards keep mistaking for a fighting game. Let Criterion make a new F-F'ing-Zero already or at damn least re-release F-Zero GX on the Switch. Come the hell on.
Re: Cel-Shaded Visual Novel Necrobarista Launches On Switch In 2021
I love me some good classic Point-And-Click Adventure.
This does not look like good classic Point-And-Click Adventure.
Re: Suda51 Shares First In-Game Look At Travis Touchdown In No More Heroes 3
Hell yeah. Hoping that re-release of 1 and 2 comes out.