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Re: Blizzard Cancels Overwatch Switch Launch Event, Leaves Nintendo To Apologise On Its Behalf

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@XBontendo BlizzCon 2019 "Announcements":

  • Activision's finally selling us off... to Tencent Gaming Ltd.
  • Overwatch 2 is coming, nothing carries over on ANY platform
  • Diablo Immortal's new release date is "SOON..." with 4 only coming once Immortal's actually out
  • StarCraft is never coming back, please understand
  • WOW Classic now only accepts Chinese Renminbi because screw you
  • China's getting everything six months before you ungrateful capitalist pigs
  • Protesting our will now violates the EULA for ALL players
  • Overwatch comics/shorts are dead
  • Fan art is now illegal

Blizzard: how can you NOT like us?
(PS this is satire, I sincerely hope none of this happens)