Jill Valentine

Seeking My Jill Manwich

About Me: Ex-Army brat who has served in the Delta Force, STARS, and the BSAA, all of which drilled into me the valuable skills of looking pretty and wearing tight clothes. The guys I meet are either deadbeats or undead, so I figured I'd give this a shot. I was reluctant to try online dating at first, but then I realized that I spend 12 hours a day being pursued by drooling, brainless mutants anyway, so what's a few hours more?

Location: Raccoon City

Ethnicity: French-Japanese

Hair: Cropped

Eyes: Up here, buddy.

Occupation: Master of Unlocking

I would like to meet: Somebody willing to accept me for what I am: alive.

I like to play the following sports: Mud Wrestling, Pillow Fighting, Shopping, Hair Pulling...amirite girls??

My exercise regime consists of: Carrying more things than the men, reciting stilted dialogue, stiffly spinning in circles while trying to shoot the zombie that's like right in front of me.

My favourite music: "Zombie" by The Cranberries, "Zomby Woof" by Frank Zappa, "She's Not There (She's In a Creepy Mansion Solving Oblique Environmental Puzzles)" by The Zombies

My favourite movies: Outbreak, Contagion, Live and Let Undie

My favourite TV shows: The Walking Dead, The A-Team starring Mr. T-Virus

My dream is to: Find a safer line of work. Swallowing chainsaws or something.

On a first date I'd like to: Joke about the fact that it's Valentine's Day, and my name is Valentine, and I don't have a valentine, because, man, that never gets old.