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DarkKirby
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#1
DarkKirby commented on Talking Point: Nintendo Should Step Up for the...:
I would have to say the number 1 things that prevents me from making digital purchases is the lack of an account based system.
@Kaze_Memaryu
I agree that the situation of consoles breaking and being stolen is unlikely, but "it" happens, and the issue is that Steam and other systems have an account based system, so Nintendo in comparison is the odd one out, seemingly purely as an anti piracy measure.
#2
DarkKirby commented on Senior EA Employee Caught Out Criticising Wii ...:
I don't understand why he deleted the tweets. Is it not obvious to some people EA has gone out of their way to criticize Nintendo and the Wii U at times without basis after their talks broke down with Nintendo? EA wants to say they think and everyone else should think Nintendo is garbage while remaining a "neutral third party" with no conflict of interests on their own part or ulterior motives?
#3
DarkKirby commented on Animal Crossing Co-Director Thinks Tom Nook Is...:
I don't think you're supposed to like Tom Nook. He's that guy who pushes a purchase onto you for an absorbent price in every game for which you spend the rest of the time paying off. Although, it can be fair to say if it wasn't for Tom Nook, you might have been homeless. And in the end, he's just there to give you goals in a game to work toward.
I don't hate Tom Nook as a character though, rather, I find humor in the situation he puts you (and everyone else who plays Animal Crossing) in and enjoy visualizing him as the bad guy.
#4
DarkKirby commented on Scribblenauts Unmasked: A DC Comics Adventure ...:
@Captain_Gonru
It's true you can choose not to use adjectives on objects you didn't summon, but there are many puzzles that are designed to be solved in that exact way. It seems like lazy design if you can defeat anything by just adding "dead" to it, and "petrified" if they are not allowed to be killed.
You are so powerful that you are a god of gods. It's not so much puzzle solving by creating objects as much as it is you manipulating the entirety of reality. The hardest things in the game are when they ask you to make an item that meets specific requirements, but the item you make, while arguably meeting the requirements, is not tagged with what the game is looking for for it to be acceptable. These were the poor puzzles from the 1st 2 games in the 1st place.
The good puzzles are the ones that ask you to navigate a situation, not the ones that just ask you for an answer to a question.
http://tinyurl.com/d38w5lt
#5
DarkKirby commented on Scribblenauts Unmasked: A DC Comics Adventure ...:
If the Wii U and the 3DS version are the same, I will buy the 3DS version. The 3DS version being the gimped version in Unlimited was horse crap.
Also, they need to remove the ability to add adjectives to objects you didn't create. It breaks the game, badly. Any kind of creativity is meaningless when you can add "Immortal" to yourself and "petrified (or another debilitating adjective) to everything else.
#6
DarkKirby commented on Nintendo Wins Appeals Court Ruling In Wii Pate...:
If only all rulings went this way and used the same logic the all too common practice of patenting vague concepts where the owner never had any plans of using the "patent" in an actual commercial product and just made it so they can sue for money when someone else actually makes money off of a functioning product, the patent system wouldn't be as much of a problem.
As of now it's very common for some people to patent a large amount of vague ideas, wait for for someone else to commercialize something that is similar to their patent, wait for said "someone else" to actually be successful, then sue for damages based on profits made.
#7
DarkKirby commented on Fresh Pokémon X And Y Details Emerge: New Pok...:
I really love Pokemon, and I'm buying X/Y regardless (so I guess I'm part of the problem?), but I hope Nintendo and Gamefreak does something about IVs and the game's terrible balance (which I don't expect them to).
Side note, I want Gardevoir to have Quiver Dance. Won't make it competitive, but would make it less terrible.
Also, it looks like you actually can look around, at least to an extent, unlike Mystery Dungeon 3DS which has everything in fixed view.
#8
DarkKirby commented on Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies ...:
They are doing digital release only for Ace Attorney 5, but won't do Edgeworth 2?
#9
DarkKirby commented on Four New Pokémon Make CoroCoro Appearance for...:
Is it clear if the "Trainer customization options" are actual customization or if all you can do is select 1 of 3 color sets for each gender?
#10
DarkKirby commented on UK Mainstream Newspaper Declares 3DS The "Best...:
I do think the 3D adds something extra to the experience. I am still upset about no 2nd Circle Pad and Nintendo's blatant discouragement of the Circle Pad Pro.
#11
DarkKirby commented on PS4 And Next Xbox Could Share Wii U's Teething...:
"still many unknown factors"?
Everything is unknown. People are haling the 720 and PS4 as some kind of incredible powerhouse when neither of them have released specs.
Not to mention, if Microsoft and Sony pass on the cost of "power" to the consumer and the systems are $600 it won't work out for them either. A high end, not even top of the line PC graphics card is already $500.
#12
DarkKirby commented on Skullgirls Wii U eShop Release "Unlikely" Unti...:
I thought the Wii U was supposed to be great for smaller developers or something. I think the issue they are having is with the cost of porting. Maybe they should have another donation drive and raise another $300,000 Personally, I'm not a fan of Skullgirls. The 80's cartoon theme isn't for me. I'll stick to Mahvel.
#13
DarkKirby commented on Disney Interactive Suffers Financial Loss in Q1:
@banacheck
They made a contract with EA that only EA will be allowed to released Star Wars games. But the conditions of said contract or not stated. Disney is not only powerful, but I do not think they are stupid, and as the license owners, EA would have to abide by any conditions Disney may have stated in their contract.
Of course, the contract will never be revealed to the public, and as I said, it's still wishful thinking.
#14
DarkKirby commented on Talking Point: DLC's Increasingly Important Ro...:
A majority of the time DLC is made along side the main game, or worse, cut from it, so it can be sold separately and increase profits. I highly disagree with such practices. If companies decide to spend more money developing content for a game after a game has been sent to printing/released and charge money for that extra content, that's fantastic.
Also, before Nintendo gets on the DLC bandwagon, I would hope they fix their digital distribution to be less crappy (seriously just copy Steam's model).
#15
DarkKirby commented on Video: This New Project X Zone Trailer Pulls N...:
Can't wait, although other then the subs, it's nothing the Japanese trailers haven't already shown.
#16
DarkKirby commented on Pokémon Tretta Lab Coming to the 3DS This Sum...:
It's like playing Pokemon normally, but even less fair!
#17
DarkKirby commented on Tomodachi Collection: New Life Features Same-S...:
I find this pretty hilarious as many media outlets on the U.S. specifically use women as examples for same sex couples (because it's is seen a visually more appealing) and avoid showing same sex couples males.
#18
DarkKirby commented on Nintendo Has A Sense Of Humour About Poor 3DS ...:
A 3DS revision with a more powerful battery, and a 2nd Circle Pad.
#19
DarkKirby commented on Disney Interactive Suffers Financial Loss in Q1:
It's really not any kind of surprise at all that Disney Interactive is doing poorly if you ever actually look at the games they release. As exampled by the Epic Mickey series, part of the problem is from the higher ups putting restraints on the developers.
Given that Disney is actually more powerful than EA, and owns the license, I hope they retain some control over the Star Wars games that EA will be releasing and stop them from pulling so much crap as EA loves to do. That is wishful thinking I know.
#20
DarkKirby commented on CNN Money: Nintendo Is "Tone Deaf" To Industry...:
I can't argue with the Wii U game drought, Nintendo's extremely sub par online, or Nintendo's crappy digital distribution system. Just copy Steam's formula, everyone has an account and when you buy a game you can download it forever (Steam does keep track of how often you are downloading a game to try and curb piracy).
However, while Nintendo selling out to smartphone games is a stock owners dream, it would kill Nintendo in the long run to no longer have exclusive games on their 1st party systems.
Also, I am still upset at Nintendo's clear intention to never have a 2nd circle pad on the 3DS forever.
#21
DarkKirby commented on Assassin's Creed Creator Fired From Ubisoft Le...:
The reality of the video game business is in many companies if developers speak or act out against their bosses (CEOs, publishers, etc.), you will be terminated without hesitation, it's often right in their contract. This is why you see DICE constantly berating the Wii U for having poor specs even in comparison to the PS3 and 360, because EA told them to do so. And why are the developers of Sim City constantly backing EA on their claims that Sim City being constant online only had nothing to do with DRM and it was the developers idea, and not EA, to do it, because they have to say it for the sake of their jobs. EA of course, has been rated the worse video game company to work for for many years in a row.
#22
DarkKirby commented on Capcom Not Turning Its Back On Home Console De...:
Wondering why sales are failing Capcom?
Maybe try not treating your customers and developers like crap and perhaps letting your developers do their thing and not restrain them with your poor understanding of games?
But of course not, instead blame everyone and everything (like piracy and over saturation of the market) except your anti consumer business practices (like on disk DLC and cutting off portions of games to sell as DLC, and not localizing highly demanded games, even as download only) and your constant oppression on your developers (which have caused many of them to quit even at the cost of losing their precious created character icons).
#23
DarkKirby commented on The Force Is Strong In EA's New Star Wars Publ...:
Sad to see Disney sell out to EA, the devil of the video game world. Be prepared for more day 1 DLC, on disk DLC, constant online only games.
#24
DarkKirby commented on DICE Tested Its Frostbite Engine On Wii U, Was...:
For the people here who think the Wii U not getting any games from EA has anything to actually do with specs and not EA's grudge with Nintendo, you are really naive.
#25
DarkKirby commented on Nyan Cat, Keyboard Cat Meme Creators Suing Ove...:
If you take a look at the Nyan Cat "copyright" it hilariously avoids saying that Nyan Cat is part Pop Tart which is obviously what it was based on.
#26
DarkKirby commented on Talking Point: Censoring Boingy Bits, Bums and...:
I am against censorship of any type. Censorship is pandering to ignorance and the desire for people to be ignorant. The best way to handle any situation is not to hide things, but to educate people about them.
The biggest example from Nintendo I can think of is Vivian from Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door's gender was changed from a male with the appearance of a female (and desire to be female) to a straight female because Nintendo of America figured people wouldn't "understand" or "be offended" by the idea, while the concept is used quite loosely in Japan and it isn't considered controversial as there isn't even any kind of debate on gay marriage because in Japan they don't care about that.
However Japan does have some kind of odd censorship laws for video games in particular to red blood. Not all kinds of media, as bloody deaths are not too uncommon even for anime targeted for younger audiences, but video games in particular.
#27
DarkKirby commented on The Image Of Tharja In A Swimsuit Nintendo Of ...:
Damn censorship. Stop treating people outside of Japan like children Nintendo.
#28
DarkKirby commented on Nyan Cat, Keyboard Cat Meme Creators Suing Ove...:
This is like that episode of South Park were the internet celebrities are demanding real life money for being popular.
#29
DarkKirby commented on Smartphones And Tablets To Be "Primary Screen ...:
People who do and report these kinds of research have not, and have no intention to, ever play full fledged games like Zelda or Bayonetta.
Thinks Angry Birds is the peak of gaming.
#30
DarkKirby commented on Sega and Gearbox Sued By Irate Gamer Over "Mis...:
I'm not saying Colonial Marines is a good game, but I am saying this class action lawsuit is just a bunch of idiots looking for a quick buck.
Do you want to sue McDonald's because their burgers are about 1/2 the size as they appear in advertisements?
#31
DarkKirby commented on Rumour: Next Sonic Game Will Go Back To His Ro...:
The 3D Sonic games after Sonic Adventure 2 (and to an extent, Sonic Heroes) weren't donkey because they were in 3D, it was because they had faults on multiple levels of design. Horrible camera that refused to show you what you wanted and needed to see (where as Sonic Adventure just let you freely control the camera), boring game play, bad story, poor controls. It's hard to understand how you can screw it up so hard when Adventure 2 was fine and be completely deaf to all the complaints.
#32
DarkKirby commented on Nintendo Issues Statement on Wii U Hacking Att...:
Here's the thing, when Nintendo pulls their head out of their bootie and makes their consoles and games region free, and gives a crap when massive amounts of people hack and cheat in their online games, I'll sympathize with their woes about piracy and all the "updates" they make to have to stop it.
#33
DarkKirby commented on Mario Kart, Wii Sports And Animal Crossing Nam...:
Mainstream news media not doing proper research and using irrelevant examples to prove their point that guns are bad, violent video games (but not movies or TV shows) are bad, and government should step in and regulate how video games should be created and who they can sold to aside, there has been no conclusive research that shows playing violent video games leads to people being violent (other than research done by people who have set out to prove that violent video games do cause people to be violent). As with TV and movies, responsibility lies with the parents to teach their kids the difference between right and wrong, reality and fiction, and if they so choose, what their kids do to entertain themselves.
http://tinyurl.com/b4vvkt5
#34
DarkKirby commented on Satoru Iwata: Nintendo Has No Plans To Adopt C...:
Could gaming is trash.
Just use Steam's system of having an online account of all the game's you've purchased and allow you to download them again at any time on any system. Given, Steam does keep a record of how many times you've downloaded a game in what time frame in an attempt to stop pirating.
#35
DarkKirby commented on Video: Check Out These Etrian Odyssey: Milleni...:
I'd buy it.
#36
DarkKirby commented on Video: Ace Attorney 5 Trailer Shows Its Own Br...:
DLC costumes for an Ace Attorney game? Capcom...
I didn't understand anything else but I'm still super excited.
#37
DarkKirby commented on Weirdness: Nintendo of Europe Didn't Want "Boi...:
@Fusion14
It's not just Japanese, I mean any game or movie from any country, I don't want localizers and translators changing the meaning of the original script because they assume I'm an idiot that "wouldn't understand" or "wouldn't get it". If I don't know what it is I'll look it up, I don't need people changing and dumbing stuff down so I have to think less.
"No one in this world, so far as I know — and I have researched the records for years, and employed agents to help me — has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby."
— H. L. Mencken, "Notes on Journalism"
http://tinyurl.com/y88hz99
#38
DarkKirby commented on Kickstarter For Ecco The Dolphin Successor Sin...:
I played Ecco The Dolphin when I was a kid. Despite how ecstatic I was to be playing it back then, I know now what a truly terrible game it was.
#39
DarkKirby commented on Weirdness: Nintendo of Europe Didn't Want "Boi...:
I am never in favor of altering the meaning of the original script.
#40
DarkKirby commented on The Wonderful 101 Is Focused On "Fun" And Not ...:
Metal Gear Rising was 5-8 hours tops, and it was still amazing. I've played 60+ hours RPGs that have also been amazing. It took me 22 hours to beat Bioshock Infinite, and it was amazing as well (be it the story is filled with plot holes). I'll judge if the game is good when I play it.
#41
DarkKirby commented on Review: Mystery Murders: Jack the Ripper (3DS ...:
Nanomachines, Son.
#42
DarkKirby commented on Aksys Games Announces Hakuoki: Memories of the...:
3D visual novel? I'm in.
Edit: Apparently after doing some research this is a game aimed at girls and it's about being surrounded by guys.
=(
#43
DarkKirby commented on Weirdness: Tetris May Be An Ideal Cure For Laz...:
Not the 1st time I've read of this research, but it makes sense. Video games, especially ones with multiple things on the screen you need to pay attention to, exercise your eyes as you need to focus on looking at different things at different places.
#44
DarkKirby commented on Talking Point: The Wii U's Identity Crisis:
The advertisements are targeting the casual. Despite Nintendo's efforts to tell people they are okay with mature games on their console outside of advertisements, much of the hardcore players still think Nintendo consoles "are for kids", to the point of where they want Nintendo consoles to be kids so they can keep laughing at Nintendo and Nintendo console owners, they WANT to see Nintendo fail (idiots don't understand that less competition means the CUSTOMERS lose). 3rd party developers in general don't want to have their games on the Wii U for one reason or another, some of them financial games of chicken, and Nintendo has no 1st party games on the Wii U that moves consoles.
Even if Nintendo wanted to put up advertisements that they are accepting of mature games, there aren't many mature games on the Wii U to advertise about.
#45
DarkKirby commented on Nintendo Of America Rep Insists That Lost Digi...:
I don't really understand why Nintendo just doesn't run a account based download system like Steam and other systems. What possible disadvantage could they really have? If anything, sales might increase as people are confident they will never lose their purchases.
#46
DarkKirby commented on "Suspicious" Box Poses Question for Arizona Po...:
I got an inside source that told me what was on the papers inside the box.
http://tinyurl.com/bnwqxul
#47
DarkKirby commented on First Impressions: Animal Crossing: New Leaf:
I think it would have been an interesting mechanic to have to be voted into the mayors office via befriending the people in town. Then you can choose to stop having elections if you want, but you'll get complaints by doing so. That would be hilarious.
#48
DarkKirby commented on Talking Point: Fire Emblem: Awakening - The Bi...:
My problem with Fire Emblem games has never been permanent death for characters, it was how many characters have developed, unique personalities, but the difference in strength between many characters is VERY clear, even those with similar roles. The difficulty of the game often assumes you ditch characters as soon as you get one who can do their job better. With limited resources, training weaker characters wasn't even an option. So using the characters you liked rather than the ones that were obviously superior was almost impossible, since as I said, the game's difficulty assumes you're just using all the best characters.
#49
DarkKirby commented on Special Luigi 3DS XL System Coming To Japan:
Does the Luigi 3DS XL come with a 2nd Circle pad to represent Luigi as the 2nd of a pair?
#50
DarkKirby commented on Iwata Reveals More Details On New Super Luigi U:
I purchased New Super Mario Bros. U at launch in my moment of weakness in wanting to see a Nintendo game in 1080p. I did not enjoy the game, and will not buy the DLC.
For people who like the game, this looks like nice DLC.