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Re: Sorry to Disappoint, But That 'New' GamePad Mario Kart 8 Commercial is Pretty Old

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

I'm sorry to disappoint you - I'm a cameraman and I can tell you this from experience - the 'new' gamepad is actually a trick of the camera lens caused by the distant focus and a long lens. The light from the gamepad diffuses, or 'blooms', and makes the rest of the bevel seem small by comparison

You can try this at home if you have a camera - point the lens at your christmas tree and change the focus, the lights will seem massive

It's the same old gamepad. Sorry.

Re: Feature: Five Reasons To Choose Wii U This Holiday Season

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

Miiverse! Now THERE'S another missed opportunity - like so much with the system, an abundance of potential totally squandered by lazy execution. They've spent years building up a robust social network that still takes about a minute to load, where you can't post video or audio (except MK8 but it's dog slow), doesn't link to Facebook or Twitter etc etc etc

@Quorthon
I don't see Sega selling much on PS4 and XBone either, unless I'm wrong? And there are game gear titles on 3DS...

Re: Feature: Five Reasons To Choose Wii U This Holiday Season

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

I have to admit that the eshop and virtual console are a massive let down.

After 2 years, where are the N64 games? DS? Gamecube? Wii? Third parties have mostly abandoned it too. Where's Sega? And are we still banging on about Earthbound? That one title had a very limited appeal to begin with.

When it comes to interface, XBox marketplace puts the eshop to shame. eShop takes a good minute to load and is dog slow to navigate. And weren't we promised we could purchase titles from the web browser with a login ID, just like, I dunno, every other system on the market?

Poor showing Nintendo. And this is from a lifelong fan, I do feel very let down by Wii U

Re: Nintendo Download: 20th November (Europe)

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

Pissed off with Ubisoft at the moment. Playing AC: Rogue on the Xbox (sssh) at the moment - but just WISHING it was on Wii U. AC3 & 4 were THE BEST VERSIONS thanks to the gamepad map and miiverse (for when you get stuck) and a consistent framerate which made it a total delight to play.

Re: Satoru Iwata Outlines Nintendo's First QOL Platform

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

This is a brilliant move imo
People have been saying since before Wii that traditional home consoles are on their way out, Nintendo are doing what they've always done, redefining what interactive entertainment actually is
If it's made like a game boy, that is with Nintendo's typical attention to detail and robust build quality and affordability (which it will be), it'll be a huge success (which it will be)

Re: Wii U System Update 5.2.0 Brings Folders, New UI Design and More

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

Good. Now can we have, please
1. A photo-video channel. You've no idea. This would entertain families for days, and its the perfect use of the gamepad. Who doesn't want to draw a moustache on grandma and post it to facebook?
2. Wii games launching straight from the Wii U menu
3. Gamepad button functionality in Wii mode (2 years and still I can't play ocarina of time on the gamepad... you owe us this Nintendo)
4. More stability. I don't think my Wii U is stable enough

Given up praying for Tvii to come to Europe, no one will even want it now by the time it arrives (kind of like Ubisoft games)

Re: Resident Evil Revelations 2 Confirmed By Capcom, Skipping Nintendo Systems

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

I don't get it. Wii U is outselling XBone by thousands a week according to the controversial site vgchartz - and from a variety of sources its install base is currently 7m to XBones 5m and P24s 10m..

The argument that Wii U is not selling DOES NOT WASH

There must be another reason why so many 3rd parties are shying away, it must be something Nintendo themselves are doing or not doing...

Re: Talking Point: The Wii U May be Best as One of Two Consoles, Just Like Wii

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

Great point - I think Wii U will be a second console for most people. Of course it will need to hit $250/£200 first.

I think this a happy future for Nintendo - their systems will always provide unique experiences from 1st and 2nd parties and indies. Big franchises will always split the difference on Xbone and PS4 and their successors. Nintendo is a small company that can sell at a low cost and still make large profits - I don't mind, long may this continue!

Re: Activision Confirms That Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare is Skipping Wii U

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

If you think about it, it makes sense that many third parties aren't supporting nintendo hardware as a general rule. Nintendo is a software developer. Consistent the best and most successful games company in history, and the primary competitor for EA, Activision, Ubisoft etc..

In the 80s, NES was the only game in town - if you were a software developer you had to go to them or maybe Atari, or Sega, who also developed their own software

Now there's Sony and Microsoft who mostly make phones, TVs and PCs (not including Windows), they're not trying to sell their own games. Meanwhile some software developers are bigger and richer than Nintendo and don't have to go begging to them to be allowed to distribute their games.

Except for cases like the Wii or the 3DS, where the platforms' runaway successes are irresistible cash cows to developers:
WHY WOULD ANY SOFTWARE COMPANY SUPPORT A PLATFORM THAT PROMOTES THEIR BIGGEST RIVAL!!?

Let's get used to the fact that nintendo systems sell nintendo games, and the gaps will be filled by indies, which nintendo is fully supporting, and 2nd parties (there are more and more of them recently)

That's not a bad deal.

Re: Nintendo Download: 21st August (Europe)

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

I hope all these Mega Man releases are part of a deal that Nintendo has signed with Capcom, and in return Capcom will become an official 2nd-party developer, do all the legwork of porting Nintendo and third party VC titles from now on, and release HD Wii U exclusive remakes of all the Resident Evils, Street Fighters and Monster Hunter games

I hope.

Re: Super Mario Kart Speeds Onto the North American Wii U eShop

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

@Nico07
We do have Yoshi's Island on the GBA and it used the Super FX chip. And they were able to emulate the custom chips of the N64 (which my macbook still struggles with). I don't know the exact technology but it should fit that it's possible with some effort. Though I agree that Nintendo probably didn't see it as worthwhile.