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Re: Reaction: A Direct That Delivered, And Shows That Switch Still Has Plenty Of Pep

glennthefrog

I'd give it an 8. A good Direct, but not the best. M&L and Zelda look solid but lack the excitement, at least for me, of something like Mario Wonder or Mario RPG last year. MP4 was great but it's 2025, and likely well into 2025 since they didn't specify 'Winter' as with a few other titles in the Direct.

It showed Switch is still getting respectable support, and will have at least one AAA heavy-hitter next year as well. No complaints but it didn't blow my socks off.

Re: Feature: 16 Great Late-Gen Nintendo Games - Maybe There's Life In The Ol' Switch Yet

glennthefrog

@-wc- I think Mario Advance 4 is the only game to feature additional e-reader stuff on NSO so far. I honestly don't know what other GBA games used it, I remember some GC games like Animal Crossing supported it back in the day.

I'd love to see 4 Swords Adventure make it to NSO someday without the insane requirement of 4 GBAs and 4 links cables to really get the most out of the experience.

Re: Random: Aloy In Smash Bros.? 'LEGO Horizon' Dev Seems Up For It

glennthefrog

@N8tiveT3ch I wouldn't be surprised if Nintendo tried this. The MK8 expansion pass was testing the waters of a live service-y approach to that franchise imo. No need to release a sequel when it was still selling strong and MK9 would almost certainly be extremely similar in gameplay mechanics anyway.

Smash Ultimate Enhanced Edition with a new mode or two and 2-3 new waves of DLC would make close to as much money for Nintendo as a brand new game with a far lower development budget.

Re: Review: Star Wars: Hunters (Switch) - A F2P Hero Shooter That's Fast, Fun, And Force-ful

glennthefrog

Hero shooter is a hard pass for me.

This review doesn't read like a 8/10 either, maybe a 7/10 given NL is generally more lenient than other outlets and their sister sites like Push Square. Particularly these passages:

" it sounds like something that you've seen several times before, that's because it is. Hunters doesn't necessarily bring anything new to the squad-based table but as the old saying goes, "If it ain't broke, don't Babu Friks it.""

"It's a mobile-first Switch game, but come with the right frame of mind and you will be sufficiently whelmed."

So a F2P game in an overcrowded genre whose only selling point seems to be the license. It's not exceptional compared to its peers in gameplay or technical performance but if you specifically felt lightsabers and Jawas were missing from hero shooters it would scratch that itch.

I don't think the reviewer, or NL is paid off or whatever but it just screams mediocrity from the gameplay videos to the tone of other reviews I've read. And then add to that hero shooters and F2P are essentially, imo, slop for casual gamers these days that don't do anything interesting for me. Score seems like it was graded on a bit of a curve.

Re: 'Tales Of Kenzara: Zau' Director Addresses "Constant Targeted Harassment"

glennthefrog

@Vivianeat The last paragraph of your post is key and was kind of what I was getting at with the scapegoat remark.

I don't doubt that developers do get harassed for dumb crap like this, but at the same time it's an extremely vocal minority who are truly vile. The vast majority of people not buying the game, whether it's Crown or Zau, are doing so because it simply doesn't look interesting.

The insinuation of his the video response is that the failure is by and large due to racists, or at least that his racist harassers represent a massive segment of the market. I find those two things extremely hard to believe. But that's been part of the playbook for a lot of failures by multimedia companies in the past decade, from giant conglomerates (Disney) to indie developers. Twitter isn't real life, nor is reddit, nor is discord. It's easy to get that hate in your DMs and say 'well, that's the reason this game/movie/show hasn't taken off, legions of racists have conspired against me'. When in reality in nearly every case it's a few dozen maladjusted youths ***** posting. Their voices are simply amplified so the 1/10,000 person seems like an army that constitutes a majority. Most consumers are neither far right or far left, they make their purchasing decisions based on what looks most interesting to them in the moment, not to promote or oppress any particular ideology or ethnic group.

Re: 'Tales Of Kenzara: Zau' Director Addresses "Constant Targeted Harassment"

glennthefrog

It's another, rather mediocre, Metroidvania in a sea of Metroidvanias. It's also not the only game in the genre recently released with a black protagonist, since Prince of Persia The Lost Crown came out not too long ago. Even the price isn't that exceptional when you can get Hollow Night and Ori for the same or less on a regular basis.

He's in an uphill battle to find success and frankly I don't believe it's racism that is causing most of the difficulty. It does make for a convenient scapegoat though.

Re: Soapbox: Fire Emblem’s Future May Not Be In Turn-Based Combat

glennthefrog

Or, Nintendo could actually develop a robust social sim game and court that audience directly.

As for if I'd like to see the core Fire Emblem gameplay be sacrificed, absolutely not. If it's new mechanics on top of the classic strategy gameplay, like Three Houses, no worries at all. Removing the strategy is an awful idea. Just make a new franchise at that point, don't wear FE like a skinsuit to sell a different concept.

Re: Activision Officially Announces Call Of Duty: Black Ops 6

glennthefrog

@MsJubilee I agree, re-releases of older COD would have been a great way to gain the Nintendo audience.

Problem for Activision is that some of the older games are so much better it would just shine a light on the decline of quality over the years. No need to remind everyone the old games were just as good (or better) while also featuring actual campaigns and sane file sizes.

Re: Mother 3 Is Getting An Adorable New Set Of Plushies

glennthefrog

@dodgeskill100 It's more the tone of the depiction than the fact they are similar in appearance to drag queens. Some who are in favor of normalizing drag could view the maggypsies, who are depicted as quite silly and strange, as a demeaning and offensive stereotype. I don't doubt that some would also applaud the maggypsies, but as we all know it only takes 10-15 terminally online Twitter users to create a bunch of headlines claiming Nintendo trades in harmful anti-LGBTQ tropes.

My point is simply that Nintendo could potentially catch crap from both sides. Those against drag in general, and also those who are all for it but on their specific terms (so, not treated as strange or a joke). That is why they are avoiding localization of Mother 3 entirely and likely always will.

Re: Mother 3 Is Getting An Adorable New Set Of Plushies

glennthefrog

Mother 3 is never ever getting translated in the west.

It's the maggypsies (magical characters that resemble drag queens). Those characters would set off a social media meltdown from every side. Conservative parents, woke people who might view those depictions as problematic, etc. would all draw the wrong sort of attention towards Nintendo.

Mother 3 has been noted by Nintendo as a game that is suitable exclusively for Japanese sensibilities for that reason. Unfortunately, that is not going to change because the West is getting even more shrill on the culture war front with no signs of slowing down.

Re: Sega Plans To Revive Even "More" Legacy Franchises

glennthefrog

I'm just glad JSR is coming back. Maybe Bombrush Cyberfunk gave them the kick in the ass they needed to take everyone's money. I'd even be happy with just a remake/bundle of the original JSR and Future.

As far as future projects go dream games are a Panzer Dragoon Saga remake and/or a proper single-player Phantasy Star V.

Re: Xbox Acknowledges Fan Requests For New Banjo-Kazooie Game

glennthefrog

I love Banjo, but it's more than 20 years too late for a sequel. The original talent is all gone.

The franchise could be revived of course, with a new team, but there's little chance the original quirky vibe would be emulated faithfully.

Playtonic might be able to pull it off, but that's the only way I could see it working. You need British developers (to retain the humor) with lots of experience in 3D collectathons. Not a long list of developers who fit that bill.

Re: Random: Nintendo Gives Princess Peach Some Facial Tweaks In 'Showtime!' Key Art

glennthefrog

The center face is not an improvement, I hate her movie design. Kung Fu Peach has been improved, the fierce expression matches the action.

I don't understand all the pearl clutching about how she's finally being given a personality, not a damsel in distress, etc. Those critiques have been outdated for decades now. Peach has been shown to be competent, brave and self-possessed since at least Mario RPG in 1996. You could argue Mario 2, but that wasn't meant to be a Mario game at all. Since 96 we've also had her Paper Mario appearances, Smash Bros Melee, Super Princess Peach, the twist at the end of Mario Odyssey and many other examples where she doesn't simply default to a helpless spectator or prize to be won. She's still girly, sure, but not portrayed as a useless airhead. She's been only a part-time damsel in distress at most for a long time now. I'd hate to see her become yet another copy-paste yass kween stereotype when she's already carved out her niche as a capable protagonist over the decades.

But most likely this is just goofy marketing logic, the assumption that fierce sells ala Kirby's American box art, and not a genuine change to the character's portrayal.

Re: Disgruntled Switch Fans File Class Action Lawsuit Over KOTOR II DLC Cancellation

glennthefrog

It's pretty simple, if the product a company delivers is not as advertised the company is obliged to refund the consumer.

This concept is somewhat complicated by the fact video games are not sold as complete packages anymore, and a significant chunk of content is often delivered months or years after launch day.

Nonetheless, if marketing clearly advertises content, especially like this where it is arguably the main selling point for most buyers, the company can't simply hide behind the weak 'well, game development is uncertain' excuse. This was not a beta, or a GaaS title. There was no ambiguity in their advertising about whether the Restored Content would eventually arrive. This was also not a case of the content arriving and being disappointing, in that case the consumer would have no recourse. In this case no content was ever delivered at all. They should have offered a straightforward refund from the moment it was clear the Restored Content was not coming.

Re: Review: F-Zero 99 - A Brilliant Battle-Royale Revival That Plays To The Series' Strengths

glennthefrog

This is a reaaaaaallly generous score for this game. It's fun for the first few hours but quickly falls off a cliff. Not enough track variety, even worse vehicle variety, I can't fathom how that gets a 9.

Don't get me wrong, it's a solid diversion especially for fans who are starving but it's an 8 at absolute best. Personally I'd give it a 7.5. I put about 6 hours into it and probably won't be going back for much more.

Re: Feature: 'Break The Game' Tells Speedrunner Narcissa Wright’s Story Through The Language Of Zelda

glennthefrog

@LadyCharlie With respect, EarthboundBenjy was not necessarily wrong. Emotional state changes, including mood swings, are a known side effect of estrogen hormone therapy. Not for every patient, so I don't doubt you were very fortunate in that regard, but it is not uncommon at all.

Of course dealing with harassment in addition would surely exacerbate the situation.

Source: UC San Francisco Transgender Care
https://transcare.ucsf.edu/article/information-estrogen-hormone-therapy

Re: Marvelous Reveals Opening Anime Movie For Upcoming Action RPG Silent Hope

glennthefrog

@duerer Just a genre convention at this point. It made sense in the past when cut scenes were a huge deal (so the opening video was a teaser for all the great stuff you'd see) and also because it used to be impossible to visually represent certain things well (so the opening video was basically 'see, that's what it's supposed to look like').

You're right though, at this point it doesn't serve much purpose aside from carrying on tradition.

Re: Nintendo "Currently Have No Specifics To Share" About Other Legacy Platforms For Switch Online

glennthefrog

Makes sense. The GC/Wii are a massive step up in file size per game. Nintendo will have to find a way to deal with that before adding them to NSO. Obviously greed plays a part as well (easier to re-release GC/Wii at full price), but it's also a technical problem. They'd probably have to offer individual game downloads for GC/Wii to avoid eating up everyone's precious storage space.

I'd expect DS to be added next if we get another new platform before Switch 2 launches.

Re: Star Wars: KOTOR II 'Sith Lords' DLC Cancelled For Nintendo Switch

glennthefrog

@Yosti The Limited Run KOTOR II product page originally prominently displayed the restored content as part of the package. This was true throughout the period when orders could be placed.

It wasn't until 2023, well after orders were placed, that the restored content section of the game's page was quietly removed. I don't blame LRG, this is clearly on Aspyr, but it was not avoidable for those who ordered the physical version.

Source: I bought the physical version from LRG and kept an eye on the page through the following months

Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom?

glennthefrog

9 or 9.5 out of 10 for me. The weapons/shields/bows breaking makes combat a drag. The need to farm materials for upgrades and to sell for rupees to acquire story-mandatory equipment (protection from elements) create bottlenecks that detract from the otherwise sublime experience.

I spent my first 30+hrs just exploring the world, which was amazing, but after beginning to tackle the main quests it was clear I needed more rupees and to upgrade my equipment because their base level strength is laughable. That resulted in a couple boring hours of chores. So my experience was basically: 2hr annoying railroading tutorial, 30+hrs incredible exploration, 2hrs farming for specific widgets, remainder incredible temples and endgame.

The good outweighs the bad by a fair margin, thus the 9 or 9.5 (I go back and forth) but it is far from a perfect experience imo.