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Re: The Altered Beast And Streets of Rage Movies You Never Knew You Wanted Are On Their Way

Whydoievenbother

Aw heck yeah! I've been waiting for a Streets of Rage movie for a log while! And who knows! Maybe the success of these movies will convince SEGA to revive Streets of Rage.

Oh and everyone who assumes that video games can never make good films, we're never going to find out how to make good video game movies if we don't try. Maybe we need to make them the same way we make movies based on songs and poems (Little known fact: The classic film The Nightmare Before Christmas was based on a poem.)

Re: Seven New Pokémon Revealed for Pokémon Sun and Moon

Whydoievenbother

Overall Reactions:
Togedemaru: Pretty cool I guess.
Charjabug: It's okay, but what the heck is it supposed to be?
five minutes later OH! It's a battery caterpillar!
Vikavolt: I want three!
Tapu Koko: That's a neat looking whatever-that-is!
Drampa: Cool!
Cutiefly: I want one!
Bruxish: I don't know why, but that fish kind of reminds me of Ursula from the Little Mermaid.

Re: E3 2016: Eiji Aonuma Rules Out The Option to Play as a Female Link in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Whydoievenbother

"What would Link do?" REALLY????
If any of you are starting to smell smoke, that's just your Nonsense-O-Meter exploding from all the stupid.

Here's a list of things Link could do if Zelda was the hero:
1. Give me some Tylenol for the headache you're giving me, Nintendo!
2. Be the character who needs rescuing.
3. Be one of the seven sages.
4. Be Ganon's right hand man.
5. Be a mentor character for Zelda.
6. Be Zelda's childhood friend.

Re: Soapbox: Why Websites Don’t Need to Give a Game a Review Score (and Probably Shouldn’t)

Whydoievenbother

There are pros and cons to using scores:
Pros:

  • Allows the audience to see what you think of a game at a glance
  • Allows sites like Metacritic to get at least how much you loved or hated a game

Cons:

  • Incredibly ripe for misuse and misinterpretation
  • Since the internet is filled with idiots who only read the score of the review, 95% of your complaints will come from the score, not the words attached to it.

Re: Soapbox: Game Reviews Always Need a Final Score

Whydoievenbother

"Reviews need to have a certain level of objectivity. Otherwise, they aren't really anything more than just an opinion...".
What does this have to do with scores? Objectivity has more to do with the writing of the review itself, not the number you put at the end of the review!

Re: Nintendo Should Follow In Marvel's Footsteps And Produce Its Own Hollywood Movies, Say Producers

Whydoievenbother

Here's what I want to see:
a Mario CG movie
a Zelda live-action movie
a Metroid live-action movie
a Fire Emblem anime (I think it might've been done before, actually)
a Donkey Kong animated movie
an Animal Crossing movie (by Studio Ghibli)
also not Nintendo, but i still want them:
a Castlevania live-action movie
a Mega Man CGI movie
a Street Fighter anime
a Jet Set Radio anime