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@SmaggTheSmug

Reason confirmed:

T R A S H

Will you be able to hear the lamentations of their women?

No

Persona 5 Golden for Switch--please, Lord!

@Shiryu soft, chocolate lips...

It looks far more in line with Dragon Warrior Monsters on the Game Boy Color - what a game that was!

Shadows of the Damned was pretty fun. I wouldn't mind seeing a sequel to that.

So it's the poor man's Rogue Legacy?

Fantastic! I'm currently playing the first one on the XBone and it's awesome.

Nah

That can of Carlsberg on the shelf... Just, why?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 3/10?! WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND?! JEEZUS! THERE WAS A FIVE YEAR WAIT! IT TOOK FIVE OF THEM! BLIND SQUIRREL...AUUUGH—! 2K SPORTS?! WHO-AH—2K SPORTS IS DEAD! YUKE'S, VISUAL CONCEPTS, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! NOBODY DOES THIS TO NINTENDO! NOBODY DOES THIS TO THE SWITCH! NINTENDO, SWITCH, 3DS, WE ARE THE MOST ULTRA-ENTERTAINING FORCE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! OHHH MA—AUUUUH...Y'ALL ARE GONNA DIE! YOU ARE GONNA DIE! I GUARANTEE IT! I AM GONNA KILL YOU! UM... DO-AH! YOU GAMERS HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING! THIS IS JUST THE START OF NIBELSNARF-YOUR-POOPY-PORTS! I AM THE GAMING ICON! THIS IS NINTENDO LIFE! THIS IS THE SWITCH...THE GREATEST CONSOLE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE JUST HOW FAR WE'RE GONNA GO! I'M OUTTA HERE...HRRRRGH...

@lansyer Isaac. I’ve poured hundreds of hours into it. A blast every time.

Just my cup of tea!

BotW & Isaac on my Switch

I wish this was coming to Switch

This just looks bad... and I'm a fan of roguelikes and RPGs...

@Fred13 "one of the lucky few to own one"

One of the few, yes. Lucky, no.

Admittedly, a poor concept to follow up with the Wii with, but it's failure was guaranteed by constant missteps by Nintendo, until the point they just gave up and stopped caring too.

The home console equivalent of the Vita (although the Vita was a terrific design): some good games, but mistreated badly by their companies.

I was extremely skeptical when the Switch was first announced (having been burned by the Wii U debacle), but I'm delighted to see the Switch performing so well, and with it having a huge amount of potential for further improvement too (video apps, virtual console, increasing 3rd party support, etc.)

I'll be picking up mine this weekend so long as the Target near me hasn't sold either of the ones they have in stock the other day...

Mediocre game. If Rockstar want to print cash then port the 360/PS3 version of GTA V.

Now imagine if Nintendo actually had enough consoles in stock too!

Flog that dead horse, Team 17! Flog it!

Don't be hating on the Vita

Why don't they give FF6 a fresh lick of paint instead?

The combat system in FF15 was just embarrassing.

Desert Bus

I guess the Cartmanland approach to console production is paying dividends

@th3r3ds0x Wii U Redux

What exactly are Ubisoft's sales expectation for this?

Who do they believe who would be interested in this who haven't already played it on Wii U, PS4, PS3, Vita, Xbox One or Xbox 360?

Super Mea-- Slime Boy

Prime Day is always dogsh*t. Why do people care?

The butthurt is palpable.

Persona Q for me

It should be an easy win for Nintendo even without announcing any brand new Switch-specific games:

1. Smash 4 for Switch
2. Additional HD remakes - Bayonetta bundle, Pikmin trilogy, etc.
3. Gamecube games on VC (Super Mario Sunshine/Rogue Squadron II/Wave Race: Blue Storm, etc. available for download the following day)
4. A few third-party titles already hinted at (Dark Souls trilogy, etc.)
5. Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime release date confirmed for Switch

Of course, this is Nintendo, so no doubt it will be a massive disappointment and missed opportunity.

Unsurprisingly gimped. Konami should release Pro Evo and sweep up.

Had anyone ever heard of Stardock before? They're a nothing developer with games I've never heard of.

That said, third party support is a must.

Idiots.

Nintendo deserve to go bust.

We know no AAA 3rd-party titles are coming to the Switch.

Why the need to post a story highlighting every single game which the Switch is too weak to play?

This is what happens when you gimp your hardware. Although Final Fantasy XV does look awful, in fairness. That combat system is laughably pathetic.

The best the Switch can hope for in 3rd-party support is niche Japanese titles (RPGs and visual novels, etc.--what you find on the Vita), indies, ports of previous generation titles and Switch-specific ports and spin-offs (e.g. soccer games making use of motion controls, or games like Dead Space Extraction and Umbrella Chronicles, etc.)

This is why Nintendo should be announcing Gamecube VC support on Day 1, with every console coming with a digital code for Super Mario Sunshine, or something along those lines. You need games from somewhere.

There were people deluded enough to think it might come to the Switch?

WiiU2

I'll be picking it up.

Nope. Just a shallow tech demo.

Well, duh.

Wii U 2.

Respawn just unofficially confirmed no Titanfall 2 for Switch, which pretty well illustrates this whole situation:

"I was excited about it, because Nintendo's been in such a niche market recently like, you know, catering to the handheld [market] and - I'm going to be honest with you - the kids. They've been so underpowered that they don't have the support of the third parties, because they're all making for PC, Xbox One and PS4, and [Switch] is no different!"

The success or failure of the Switch comes solely down to Nintendo, as was the case with the Wii U.

I'll be amazed if the Switch doesn't suffer a similar outcome. Nintendo can make great games, but their business strategies are frequently incompetent and hard to fathom the logic behind.

They really have a poor barometer for gauging the mood and inclinations of gamers.

Nintendo truly are inept.

Hilarious.