Velocirapstar

Pegichu, I choose you!

No, Nintendo will not make any game announcements at the show, they just want to support their best friends Microsoft & Sony.

"If you're too poor to buy real games then I am sorry for you."

If only it was enough to save this game.

Super Smash Brothers - Ultimate & Fitness Boxing.

In just a few years Sony went from "this is for the players" to "it's just so hard to do."

What do you mean by new?

It's a bit surreal, but not unattractive.

Sony is too busy ruining their own reputation to waste their time on giving Nintendo competition in the portable gaming industry.

Only one reference & not even an Internet-related one. This can't possibly be made by the developers of the first game.

Note to self: don't trust Nintendo Life with retro game reviews.

"Great 8/10" - Nintendo Life

I thought you said mainline.

This is my safe space.

So when Nintendo said the online subscription's profits will be used to support games with additional content that was just words?

Funny how everyone is acting like it's Harry Potter or Final Fantasy being spoiled.

This deal is getting worse all the time.

So nice they got the Tick as the announcer.

I am waiting for a Pokémon game that isn't tied to a phone or overpriced accessories.

More Sony tier "it's just so hard to do" statements. They can keep their poor man's rental service. If they can't give me the experience I want on the Switch then I will get it on another device instead.

Does that mean we can finally get the Virtual Console on Switch?

So it costs more than the Xbox 360 version? I don't think so.

I was hoping it would get a real physical release. I guess I'll have to go digital then.

They should also add a clickbait arrow to Youtube's icon.

So the old icon is the one I've never seen before & the new one is just the ancient cover you can find anywhere on Google. Right. It's unfortunate that there are problems with the Necromancer as that is the class I wanted to play as most. I guess I'll have to buy it next year instead. This whole situation paired up with Ganondorf reminds me of Nintendo games on CD-I.

@Syrek24 How can you steal something from a company if they no longer have it? Are you even a person or some kind of Nintendo-developed AI? "Scanning... Morality: Negative. Proceeding To Chastise Individuals Attempting To Have A Positive Recreational Experience."

@steventonysmith Everything worth doing is hard.

You don't stop piracy by suing a couple ROM sites. If Nintendo actually wants to combat piracy then they need to offer better services than the pirates.

Make Pokémon Great Again.

If there's one thing that Blizzard loves to talk about it's how open-minded they are.

I would like to see a Millennial Mode in which everything that could possibly offend anyone could be toggled on & off.

Nice. Windows 10 gets 3D animated bees before a Movie Maker & Switch gets Youtube before a Virtual Console.

I wonder how long before Nintendo makes Mario blonde. Nice bait Reset Era link there, by the way, Nintendo Life. Great job.

All these cheap imitations do for me is make me realize just how much better the real thing is. Not sure if that was their intention, though.

I am sure they could get it to work on the Switch just fine if they cut some of the female characters' polygons.

Hideous. What else can we put on an NFC chip & call it an Amiibo?

I can see why she was forgotten.

So Ken is just a more powerful version of Ryu?

The DLC characters will be Waluigi, Gooigi, Rabbid Mario, Rabbid Luigi & Rabbid Wario.

I would rather buy a game for that money.

Reggie Version: We set such a high number because we like to do things differently here at Nintendo.

I can't imagine anything less appealing than an early access free to play game by Ubisoft.

"Retrollector" - only the French could butcher the English language in such a way.

The emulation quality of these games is decreasing & the price increasing with each iteration to the point where it's just so much better to download & emulate them yourself for free instead of paying for inferior versions of those games.

I guess "Streets Of Copyright Infringement" is a bit too long of a title.

Knuckles sure needs a lot of glue for his wheels.

Official Nintendo Seal Of Quantity

It's like the nineties, but now!

They allowed all that shovelware on the store just to say that they have over a thousand games.

It's like you made a beautiful painting & then told a bunch of Internet celebrities to defecate on it.