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Re: Explore A Futuristic Open World In Cloudpunk, Coming To Switch This Year

Ratchet916

@Samwise7 Actually, no woman has ever HAD to play as a man, just like no man has ever HAD to play as a woman. We have the right to choose whether we play a game or not based on our individual preferences and tolerances, just as @RightWingGamer has the right to decline to play based on his preferences, whether we agree with them or not.

Re: Sparkle 4 Tales Brings Atmospheric Free Roam Gameplay To Switch This Week

Ratchet916

@Ventilator You're confused... "I don't know why it's even called Sparkle anymore as the newer ones is different kind of games."

Two completely different game series by two completely different devs. The Sparkle series you're referring to is a match-3 game by 10tons, the Sparkle series they're talking about in the article (which includes Sparkle 2 Evo) is and has always been an evolution game by Forever Entertainment. The two are completely unrelated.

Re: FutureGrind Dev Slashes Switch eShop Price After Disappointing Sales

Ratchet916

@Mince "Should i skip dead cells, gris or many other mobile games?"

Both of those games were developed for consoles/PC first, then later ported to be playable on mobile devices. I think it's the games that were developed first for mobile and then ported for consoles/PC that irritate people since they rarely translate well as a full-fat gaming experience.

Re: Review: Space Pioneer - Solid Gameplay Let Down By Repetitive Design

Ratchet916

This is exactly what I was afraid of, sounds like it wasn’t revamped enough from the mobile F2P version. Honestly, developers need to stop making half-hearted attempts at taking a game designed around micro-transactions/mobile play work on the Switch. These games are designed from the ground up to encourage in-app purchases and they rarely translate well as a premium game. If anything, they could reuse assets and core gameplay mechanics, but they really need to redesign the gameplay loop and structure if they want it to seem like more than a lazy cash-grab.

Either way, I’ve kept the chain going for this long, I’m still going to download it and give it a spin. My expectations will be set awfully low.

Re: Random: This North Korean Games Console Is Straight Outta 2006

Ratchet916

North Koreans can rejoice as they play classics like:

"Shine the Supreme Leaders Shoes or Die in a Labor Camp"
"Sell Your Soul for a Measly Bag of Rice"
"The Supreme Leader Conquers All," a game in which you play as Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un, riding on a Unicorn, which is riding on an ICBM, which blows up America!

Good times for North Korea, indeed!

Re: Review: Puzzle Quest: The Legend Returns - A Worthy Upgrade Of A Solid Match-Three RPG

Ratchet916

I've got some pretty fond memories of Puzzle Quest, I poured a LOT of time into this one years ago. Sounds like it might not hold up quite as well as I remember, but I think I'll go ahead and spring for it again since the asking price is more than reasonable considering how many potential hours of fun there are to be had here. Hopefully the devs can iron out some of the kinks I've read about, but it doesn't sound like anything too game-breaking is holding it back.

Re: Review: 80 Days - A Wordy But Wonderful Jaunt Around The Globe

Ratchet916

Considering this game doesn't require physical controls and was actually designed for mobile touch-screens, I'd just buy it for $4.99 on the iPhone and play it there. Save yourself the money, you're not getting any better experience on the Switch for almost 3 times the price. Having said that, I've played it on mobile and confirm, it's a pretty good game.

Re: Bloodstained Switch Updates Expected To Launch By The End Of November

Ratchet916

Every update I read on the Switch version just solidifies for me that cancelling my physical pre-order was the right call. I played this for about an hour on a friend’s Switch a few months ago, the majority of Steam Early Access games I’ve played were more polished than this. Sadly, I think I’ll end up skipping this one altogether. I won’t be buying it on Switch or any other platform down the road, they don’t deserve to be rewarded with my money for screwing up this bad.

Re: Gearbox Software: "Never Say Never" To Borderlands On Switch

Ratchet916

@locky-mavo That’s true, but I’ve already put a couple hundred hours into BL2 on PC, so it’s not a necessity for me. I was interested in revisiting it again on Switch, until Randy started going full a**hole a couple years ago. Having said that, the game is so damned good I might end up putting my disdain aside and biting again if it happens.

Re: Free-To-Download Racer Asphalt 9: Legends Locks In October Release Date

Ratchet916

@SakuraHaruka The only thing this game has resembling NFS is cars. If you’ve never played one of these Gameloft mobile turds, you’re in for disappointment. They play like you’re nearly on rails and the timers make it so you’ll have to fork out some serious money to keep playing for longer sessions. Don’t expect any sort of fulfilling career mode either, it instantly becomes obvious that the races are tuned around quick play sessions to suit mobile gaming play style.