NoTinderLife

I thought Hedgehog smells like Skunk?

Dragon Quest 11 is at it's lowest price, time to buy it.

They knew that Nintendo gamers won't play it. It's just like no one plays Immortal Fenyx Rising on Switch because BotW exists.

She is a big fan of Xenoblade Chronicles X, it's understandable why she likes turn based RPG - it requires less dexterity with the fingers, easier for her age.

Games are always on sale at the eShop, you just need to keep track of it. There are many games that were discounted up to a crazy 90%. I recently bought Yoku's island - the 75% sale for this game is still on.

Nintendo never fixed all the glitches in BotW that speedrunners took advantage of, why this one?

Nintendo already has a simulator with Turnip selling/buying in AC.

No one buys Xbox in Japan, it was rare even before the pandemic.

How come none of my past Nintendo console's controllers drift?

Bowser sent his minions to Google and removed the dislike button from Youtube.

Buy Saints Row 3, it's better.

Are they responsible for the Popeye game too? It's got their bland signature style.

This game is definitively bad.

So why is this news here? Is James Cameron going to use Unity to make games for Switch or what?

Nintendo will wait for Samsung's folding OLED screen to come down in price before launching their new DualScreen Switch. How else can Nintendo sell those thousands of DS/DSi/3DS games again?

Nintendo is clearing the old Switch from their inventory this year. OLED Switch is already out, why would anyone buy the old one?

That's just silly, Metroid was based on the movie Aliens (the James Cameron one).

Use that money and make Mario Kart 9.

World War Z is a good political novel, Hollywood turned it into an action-horror movie and now - a mediocre game.

Didn't Nintendo said that they are not working on any other consoles?

"A news report on Sept. 30, 2021 falsely claims that Nintendo is supplying tools to drive game development for a Nintendo Switch with 4K support. To ensure correct understanding among our investors and customers, we want to clarify that this report is not true."

"We also want to restate that, as we announced in July, we have no plans for any new model other than Nintendo Switch – OLED Model, which will launch on October 8, 2021."

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2021/09/rumour_developers_have_reportedly_been_working_on_4k_switch_games

Should getting Reggie to do DK - he is DK.

They should add difficulty setting, it will make a lot of people happy - and finished the game.

I am still waiting for Mario Kart 9 - where is it? MK8 came out in 2014, that's 7 years ago. Why aren't there any native Mario Kart for the Switch?

They are going to introduce in-game cryptocurrency.

I always thought Waluigi was copied from The Wacky Races.

@Tempestryke Nope, KFC made that thing with Asus. The Nvidia graphics card inside runs so hot that they can heat up chicken in the console.

https://landing.coolermaster.com/kfconsole/

Tetris 99 is more fun than Mehtroid.

Then why did he released Stardew Valley?

KFC hired him to get insider info from Nintendo to make exclusive games for their console.

It's a real console btw, even has 4K ray-tracing.

@Giancarlothomaz BotW was already completed in 2015, Nintendo delayed it for the launched of Switch, they don't want to waste it on Wii U. They will delayed it for Switch 2 as well, even if it's already completed next year.

Where's Neo from The Matrix? He can stop bullets and easily beat all other characters.

I don't get the appeal of Dynasty Warrior games, even if it's dressed up in Zelda skin. The enemies are just standing there for you to attack, with only 1 or 2 real opponents to pose any challenge.

It's a waste of time and effort - having to cleanse these swarm of buffoons just to reach the boss.

I'd rather have GBA games than N64, it's also easier to emulate.

Thanks Nintendo for the demo, you saved me some money, it convinced me not to buy it - it's too stressful and difficult.

Why called it Rogue like? Is the game a scoundrel?

Technical term should be reincarnation - games with reincarnation. You died and reborn endlessly, accumulating knowledge or abilities from past lives to beat the game of life, to reach enlightenment when the game ends - pure emptiness.

Get ready to be angrier as Zelda BotW 2 will be delayed until 2023, it probably won't launched next year as Switch 2 will be pushed back until 2023 because of chip shortage.

Nintendo will want this game to be a launch title for Switch 2.

He sucks, he should be making Picross instead.

@Yodalovesu Watch them play the game, the animation loading is just too slow. Nintendo has to fix it or new players will be turned off by it.

I bet they are fixing the fighting animations - it takes a couple of seconds to load every time, it's too slow. But all Advance War veterans turned it off anyway, no big deal.

Is that why they chose the title "Dread"? Working at SteamMercury must be dreadful.

"Can it runs Crysis?"

It used to be the decisive question - when buying computer or graphics card back then. Now the Switch runs not only Crysis but it's sequels - in a handheld on battery. If you have a time machine, and you showed it to the PC master race 10 years ago, their jaw will dropped to the ground.

If Iwata is still alive, he will be doing his "Please understand" with the OLED Switch. "Please understand, we have chip shortage - there will be no Switch Pro, but you can enjoy the OLED screen."

Not as good as Crysis 2 and 3.

What a waste of time, now get back to work on those Crysis 2 and 3 reviews!

Tom Nook is the CEO of Nintendo, pay more bells to upgrade.

Youtube app

That's what you should try on OLED, the display is bigger than the smartphone - it's like a portable OLED TV, especially combined with that new kickstand.

Actually any old school NES games will look great on OLED, most of them have black background and basic vibrant colours.

Swery is the Ed Wood of the game industry, his games are so bad that they're good.

Cuno says: buy that Disco game.

I bought this one, much bigger screen upgrade: