What a pile of horse poo lol.. look.. if you're gonna be a guy that buys stable stock then moans why they missed out on that out of nowhere start-up / new IPO you've only got yourself to blame.
Nintendo showed everyone what the Wii was but developers who saw it as too risky decides to not dive in - and ultimately they missed out. Their loss.
On all this other horse poo about how Nintendo's being Nintendo about carts to only profit for themselves - he's beyond deluded. It's amazing tech and carts are necessary for battery and combating poor load times.
The last thing I'll comment on is this douchebag saying how the switch / Nintendo killed Iwata.. that's beyond moronic and hideously distasteful. I'd expect someone like Lorne Lanning to be more careful with his choice of words. It's absolutely disgraceful. No matter how anti-nintendo he may be, his comments are absolutely grotesque.
This is bs.. it's not convenient to have poo timed exclusively for co-op play.. it's downright farcical.. why be limited? Heck I'm sure most would rather jump onto Gears of War / Horde Mode rather than this bs
Maybe they should completely change the type of game Sonic is.. I dunno perhaps forget about the emphasis on speed entirely - or make the lack of speed central to the overall plot of the title. Make him old with arthritis or have someone steal his shoes or something.
They should blame themselves. I'm buying new releases at launch anywhere between 10-20 pounds cheaper elsewhere than game AND YES THAT INCLUDES SWITCH TITLES.
Game simply do not offer any value for money and it's their constant lack of remorse that bites them on the butt each and every single effin time. Their latest money grabbing scheme is the Elite Reward card lol.. Game.. honestly.. kiss my ass..
No difference between "I love the Switch" (for lack of third party support) and "I'm not racist I have black friends" #NintendoSwitch
They're absolutely stupid.. it would've taken minimum effort to port the upcoming PES. With all the crap EA has been spewing with lies left and right Konami could've done brilliantly with PES on the Switch.
Now I'd only buy either game if they were fully fledged knockouts
I see very little difference between the "I love the Switch I have one" argument in the case of third parties not bringing their titles over and the "I'm not racist I have black friends" line.
This is a smart move.. I wouldn't bet against one of China's bigger players to provide a platform for Nintendo to deliver their titles.. Tencent is ridiculously huge..
Sounds like sour grapes to me (clearly Nintendo doesn't want shoddy PC ports). His games are at best regarded below average and couldn't get a rise out of a Viagra induced teen-ager flicking through an Asian Babes nudie mag.. I'm actually glad Nintendo has declined to "open the floodgates" otherwise we'd be flooded with shovel ware galore (as we were with Wii)
Even though I've got Dark Souls 1 & 2 in my backlog (haven't played either).. I'd be extremely tempted to pick up a Souls game on the Switch and I'd play the out of it.. under the duvet or wherever..
Loving my Switch so far.. it just feels perfect.. Nintendo's engineering of the console can't be commended highly enough.. best designed console throughout​ the industry since the GameCube.. by far the most intriguing and accessible consumer piece of tech since the Wii.
@joealejos Switch OS is perfect.. it's fast, snappy, the GUI is simple yet sleek - Cyanogen would've been a ballache of a mess which would've left the console vulnerable
They're still around? They're still relevant? Sounds like sour grapes to me if anything.. lol.. yea right.. they approached you.. and after talking to them YOU told THEM to stick it.. okay.
Collecting the seeds also means you're actively increasing your inventory.. but.. got a feeling they'll add in something extra for those who've collected all the seeds in the upcoming DLC
@OorWullie lays flat on top.. LOLLLLLL.. ugly ass solution to a nonexistent problem.. still kudos for the effort. Hopefully this can develop into a more elegant yet practical solution.
Nintendo should shift focus on the retail front.. open your own chain of stores like Apple. Let other retailers stock and sell your items but ffs.. make your own stores. It's the only way companies like GameStop will learn. It'll also raise the Nintendo brand.
Picked this game up and we're loving it.. it's Bomberman! Don't mind it as much I thought it would bug me that it's not 60fps.. the fun couch element eases any worries.. sure a few updates wouldn't hurt.. but this is a must have game if you've picked up a Nintendo Switch or are planning on doing so!
Bad policy in my opinion as it'll deter new developers to focus on the Switch. Sure.. it probably filters out some crap however they can easily reject titles based on quality. I say open up more.. forget opening the floodgates destroy the damn gate! Just imagine the gems of tomorrow going exclusive to rival platforms
I've got the Neon Switch on preorder confirmed.. this just made me realise that come launch night I'M SOOOOO GONNA BE GETTING A NEON JOYCON SET! WOOHOO! (Possibly a Pro Controller too)..
Games Nintendo.. now focus on throwing us a flurry of secret titles!!
Metroid, F-Zero, Starfox, Smash, Mario Maker, get us a few exclusives third party titles too damn it!! We need a wide range for all genres! Shooters, Third Person games, get someone to make an exclusive racer! Get Namco to make us an exclusive Soul Calibur with characters from The Legend of Zelda, Fire Emblem & Golden Sun damn it!!
Nintendo engineers deserve an award.. this is beyond what they done with the GameCube. Genius engineering.. gorgeous.. robust.. efficient.. that battery..
I'd rather Nintendo hired a third party to make an exclusive driving sim. Built from the ground up specifically for the Switch. Tired of shoddy ports with lack of effort from developers.
Honestly? If you haven't already played it you're not missing much.. I strongly feel that Square Enix dropped the ball hard on FFXV.. the game feels extremely bland which is so frustrating because it truly had so much promise.. I don't know what kind of developmental hell they went through.. but it clearly shows.. maybe it was a lack of direction or perhaps they were initially far too ambitious and ironically fell depressingly short.. (I played the game on the PlayStation 4 Pro)
As long as the ending grants us an option to play through the game again with Japanese audio and English subtitles I'll be okay with that.. butttt IT SHOULD BE AN OPTION REGARDLESS!!
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Re: The Spirit of Miiverse Is Alive and Kicking in Splatoon 2
Miiverse was awesome.. if there's anything the Switch is lacking it's Miiverse.. I couldn't care less for Netflix etc
Re: Oddworld Creator Lorne Lanning "Has No Faith" In Switch
What a pile of horse poo lol.. look.. if you're gonna be a guy that buys stable stock then moans why they missed out on that out of nowhere start-up / new IPO you've only got yourself to blame.
Nintendo showed everyone what the Wii was but developers who saw it as too risky decides to not dive in - and ultimately they missed out. Their loss.
On all this other horse poo about how Nintendo's being Nintendo about carts to only profit for themselves - he's beyond deluded. It's amazing tech and carts are necessary for battery and combating poor load times.
The last thing I'll comment on is this douchebag saying how the switch / Nintendo killed Iwata.. that's beyond moronic and hideously distasteful. I'd expect someone like Lorne Lanning to be more careful with his choice of words. It's absolutely disgraceful. No matter how anti-nintendo he may be, his comments are absolutely grotesque.
Re: Online Co-Op in Splatoon 2's Salmon Run Will Be Limited to Specific Times
This is bs.. it's not convenient to have poo timed exclusively for co-op play.. it's downright farcical.. why be limited? Heck I'm sure most would rather jump onto Gears of War / Horde Mode rather than this bs
Re: It's "A Bit Sad" That Switch Isn't More Powerful, Says THQ Nordic
It's plenty powerful for what it is - they must have very poor developers.
Re: First Impressions: Running Scared from Sonic Forces
Maybe they should completely change the type of game Sonic is.. I dunno perhaps forget about the emphasis on speed entirely - or make the lack of speed central to the overall plot of the title. Make him old with arthritis or have someone steal his shoes or something.
Re: Former Nintendo Staffer Giles Goddard Would Love To Make A New F-Zero
What a wuss.. just get them remade in hd and with online capabilities - simple.
Re: Beleaguered UK Retailer GAME Blames Lack Of Switch Stock For Profit Warning
They should blame themselves. I'm buying new releases at launch anywhere between 10-20 pounds cheaper elsewhere than game AND YES THAT INCLUDES SWITCH TITLES.
Game simply do not offer any value for money and it's their constant lack of remorse that bites them on the butt each and every single effin time. Their latest money grabbing scheme is the Elite Reward card lol.. Game.. honestly.. kiss my ass..
Re: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Version 1.2.0 Is Now Live
Ffs Nintendo.. let us switch items around when we've got 2!
Re: Random: Here's The Reason Why The North American Super NES Looks So Different
I actually like the design of the US model.. however they should've gone with the same colour scheme as the European and Japanese versions.
Re: PES 2018 is Skipping Nintendo Switch, But Konami Will Consider Future Releases
No difference between "I love the Switch" (for lack of third party support) and "I'm not racist I have black friends" #NintendoSwitch
They're absolutely stupid.. it would've taken minimum effort to port the upcoming PES. With all the crap EA has been spewing with lies left and right Konami could've done brilliantly with PES on the Switch.
Now I'd only buy either game if they were fully fledged knockouts
Re: Codemasters Hasn't Completely Ruled Out Bringing Micro Machines To Nintendo Switch
I see very little difference between the "I love the Switch I have one" argument in the case of third parties not bringing their titles over and the "I'm not racist I have black friends" line.
Re: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is Now Approved for Sale in China
This is a smart move.. I wouldn't bet against one of China's bigger players to provide a platform for Nintendo to deliver their titles.. Tencent is ridiculously huge..
Re: Poll: Who Is Your Favourite ARMS Fighter?
Min Min is my new waifu I loves her sao much
Re: Stardock CEO Says Nintendo Switch Doesn't Need Third Party Support To Succeed
Sounds like sour grapes to me (clearly Nintendo doesn't want shoddy PC ports). His games are at best regarded below average and couldn't get a rise out of a Viagra induced teen-ager flicking through an Asian Babes nudie mag.. I'm actually glad Nintendo has declined to "open the floodgates" otherwise we'd be flooded with shovel ware galore (as we were with Wii)
Re: Silicon Studio Extends Support For Its YEBIS Post Processing Effects Middleware To Switch
Even though I've got Dark Souls 1 & 2 in my backlog (haven't played either).. I'd be extremely tempted to pick up a Souls game on the Switch and I'd play the out of it.. under the duvet or wherever..
Re: There's a Spring Event Coming to Fire Emblem Heroes
More fan service is good can't wait for the (please be so) inevitable summer of love update
Re: Kickstarter Title Anew: The Distant Light Is Heading To Nintendo Switch
Looks too low budget / flash game
Re: Nintendo Switch Can Be Used On UK-Bound Flights After All
Woohoo! Screw you Trump! Nice try there Theresa May! Screw you both! Woohoo!
Re: New Electronics Ban on Certain UK and US Flights Includes the Nintendo Switch
Absolutely stupid.. this bigoted scaremongering is beyond
Re: Nintendo Switch and New 3DS XL Lead in Japan as Monster Hunter XX Arrives
Loving my Switch so far.. it just feels perfect.. Nintendo's engineering of the console can't be commended highly enough.. best designed console throughout​ the industry since the GameCube.. by far the most intriguing and accessible consumer piece of tech since the Wii.
Now bring on the games!
Re: Reminder: Corrin amiibo is Still Coming, Yet the Wait Continues for Bayonetta and Cloud
Bayo 3.. bring it
Re: Nintendo Approached Cyanogen For Switch OS, But Was Told To "Stick It"
@joealejos Switch OS is perfect.. it's fast, snappy, the GUI is simple yet sleek - Cyanogen would've been a ballache of a mess which would've left the console vulnerable
Re: Nintendo Approached Cyanogen For Switch OS, But Was Told To "Stick It"
They're still around? They're still relevant? Sounds like sour grapes to me if anything.. lol.. yea right.. they approached you.. and after talking to them YOU told THEM to stick it.. okay.
Re: Retro Platformer Battle Princess Madelyn Hits Funding Goal In Just Five Days
Awesome news! Can't wait!! Oh!! Narita boy also desperately needs some love and pledges! We need it on Switch damn it!! Go pledge now go!!
Re: Here's What You Get For Collecting All 900 Korok Seeds In Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
Collecting the seeds also means you're actively increasing your inventory.. but.. got a feeling they'll add in something extra for those who've collected all the seeds in the upcoming DLC
Re: Nintendo Switch Stays On Top in Japan Despite Sharp Week Two Decline
I want a sequel to 1-2 Switch damn it! I demand 3-4 quick!!!
Re: Random: Check Out This Travel Nintendo Switch DIY Dock
@OorWullie lays flat on top.. LOLLLLLL.. ugly ass solution to a nonexistent problem.. still kudos for the effort. Hopefully this can develop into a more elegant yet practical solution.
Re: You Can Now Download The Splatoon 2 Global Testfire On Your Switch, But There's A Catch
@MagicEmperor b b b b but.. it's dangerous to go alone! Take your Switch! (Hotel WiFi / free hotspots / mobile hotspot should be sufficient)
Re: Overwatch Director "Loving" Nintendo Switch But Admits Porting Game Would Be A Challenge
Overwatch Switch? Sure.. I'd pick it up
Re: Guide: How To Cook Like A Pro In The Legend of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
Spoiler screenshot!?!? Wtf!?!
Re: Nintendo Switch Demand Prompts GameStop to Offer Ludicrous Bundle for Delivery by 16th April
Nintendo should shift focus on the retail front.. open your own chain of stores like Apple. Let other retailers stock and sell your items but ffs.. make your own stores. It's the only way companies like GameStop will learn. It'll also raise the Nintendo brand.
Re: Azure Striker Gunvolt 2 DLC Arrives on 3DS This Week
Deluxe version for Switch please.
Re: Axiom Verge Team Still Awaiting Approval for Nintendo Switch Release
Open the damn floodgates!!
Re: Nintendo Confirms Switch Save Data Is Tied To The Console And Cannot Be Transferred
Pretty annoying.. they should let us transfer our saves to SD cards at least
Re: Guide: Nintendo Switch Dock Scratching Your Screen? Try This DIY Fix
Wonder how long till a manufacturer starts selling strips exactly for this purpose..
Re: Review: Super Bomberman R (Switch)
Picked this game up and we're loving it.. it's Bomberman! Don't mind it as much I thought it would bug me that it's not 60fps.. the fun couch element eases any worries.. sure a few updates wouldn't hurt.. but this is a must have game if you've picked up a Nintendo Switch or are planning on doing so!
Re: Nintendo is "Being Very Selective" on Which Indie Devs Will Be Allowed On Switch eShop
Bad policy in my opinion as it'll deter new developers to focus on the Switch. Sure.. it probably filters out some crap however they can easily reject titles based on quality. I say open up more.. forget opening the floodgates destroy the damn gate! Just imagine the gems of tomorrow going exclusive to rival platforms
Re: Ultra Street Fighter II Is Punching Its Way Onto Switch On 26th May Worldwide
Will be picking this up.. however.. this seems somewhat overpriced compared to what it should be..
Re: Here's What The Day One Nintendo Switch System Update Will Do
Well done Nintendo.. now give us the flurry of information you've been hiding!
Re: Matching Nintendo Switch Joy-Cons Sure Look Pretty
I've got the Neon Switch on preorder confirmed.. this just made me realise that come launch night I'M SOOOOO GONNA BE GETTING A NEON JOYCON SET! WOOHOO! (Possibly a Pro Controller too)..
Games Nintendo.. now focus on throwing us a flurry of secret titles!!
Metroid, F-Zero, Starfox, Smash, Mario Maker, get us a few exclusives third party titles too damn it!! We need a wide range for all genres! Shooters, Third Person games, get someone to make an exclusive racer! Get Namco to make us an exclusive Soul Calibur with characters from The Legend of Zelda, Fire Emblem & Golden Sun damn it!!
Re: Even When Under Pressure The Nintendo Switch Isn't Too Hot To Handle
Nintendo engineers deserve an award.. this is beyond what they done with the GameCube. Genius engineering.. gorgeous.. robust.. efficient.. that battery..
Re: Video: Check Out The Profile And Mii Options On Nintendo Switch
They should implement Miitomo into the Switch.. all those potential sales of accessories and garments for our Miis..
Re: Bomberman Is Coming To Arcades As Bombergirl
I'd buy it on Switch.
Re: Project CARS 2 Creative Director Loves Nintendo Switch, But Don't Expect A Port
I'd rather Nintendo hired a third party to make an exclusive driving sim. Built from the ground up specifically for the Switch. Tired of shoddy ports with lack of effort from developers.
Re: There Are Currently 'No Plans' For Final Fantasy XV On Nintendo Switch
Honestly? If you haven't already played it you're not missing much.. I strongly feel that Square Enix dropped the ball hard on FFXV.. the game feels extremely bland which is so frustrating because it truly had so much promise.. I don't know what kind of developmental hell they went through.. but it clearly shows.. maybe it was a lack of direction or perhaps they were initially far too ambitious and ironically fell depressingly short.. (I played the game on the PlayStation 4 Pro)
Re: Nintendo Switch Lacks A Web Browser Because It's A "Dedicated Video Game Platform"
Good. Web browsers on consoles are both a complete waste of time and a waste of system resource..
I'd rather they spent their time trying to make the console as snappy as possible. Wii U was ridiculously slow..
Re: Tatsumi Kimishima Responds to Criticism Over the Switch Launch Line-Up
Hopefully they'll reveal plenty come E3
Re: The Legend of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Will Not Feature HD Rumble
Ffs.. Missed opportunity.
Re: Mario Sports Superstars Is Getting Its Own Range Of amiibo Cards
Hopefully they've got a Switch version in development too
Re: Eiji Aonuma Teases Alternate Ending for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
As long as the ending grants us an option to play through the game again with Japanese audio and English subtitles I'll be okay with that.. butttt IT SHOULD BE AN OPTION REGARDLESS!!