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Re: Switch Online's Game Boy Library Is Slightly Different In Japan

Geonjaha

@YoshiF2 - It's amazing how defensive some people get like this about the idea that someone other than Nintendo is offering a better alternative; the mental gymnastics is always interesting to observe.

Luckily it doesn't really matter. Nintendo have failed on their Virtual Console front for over a decade now, and fans really looking for these libraries have largely realised there are much better alternative ways to play these old classics than what Nintendo provides.

Re: Steam's Answer To Animal Crossing, Hokko Life, Gets Cosy On Switch This Fall

Geonjaha

@Anti-Matter - I'm not saying this game is a rip-off, but you really must not understand the term if those are your counter arguments. Something is still a rip off when superfluous numerical details are changed. The core of what the game is; the gameplay, structure, art-style etc. is what's in question. Seriously; if someone took a Pokémon game and doubled the clock speed and added a few more mons, by your own standard it'd no longer be a rip-off, lol.

Re: Analogue Pocket's Next Big Beta Update Will Roll Out In July

Geonjaha

@KirbysAdventure - I remember that video. It highlights every possible flaw of the Pocket, exaggerating quite a few of them, and focuses entirely on perceived flaws, with very cherry picked comparisons. Some of the points there are important to know, but it's an extremely biased review of the console. Seriously, it's kind of funny hearing him try and tally up every little nitpick they could find about the console in quick succession.

It's a video that very clearly exists as a reflexive response against the massive praise the console has been getting; the guy makes that clear in the comments. As such, it serves one purpose well; to validate the opinions of those who have already decided they don't want one.

Don't get me wrong, the Pocket is not for everyone. It's for playing GB/GBC/GBA/GG games with a premium handheld device. If you're not interested in that, it's not worth buying the console as it is now. With that said, as someone that owns several modded Game Boys, it is by far my favourite way to play games from any of those consoles. For anyone reading that is interested, look at almost any other video on the Pocket and you'll find some nuance.

Re: The Analogue Pocket Gets Its Own WaterField 'CitySlicker' Carry Case

Geonjaha

@abdias - I have no trouble pressing the L/R buttons when there's a game in the slot, but if so the L/R buttons can be remapped to some of those 4 front face buttons you mentioned.

Many Game Boy enthusiasts (especially those interested in a high end product like the Pocket) already own flash carts, which basically achieves the same function as being able to load roms, having all your games in one place.

Re: Video: MVG Investigates The Switch Online GBA Emulator Leak

Geonjaha

@BrazillianCara - Because it'd be embarrassing for Nintendo to mess up NES/SNES emulation. Nintendo's emulation offerings have always been lazy though, even going back to the Virtual Console. You'll never get nearly as many features or options as on any free community emulator either. Why does it irk you that Nintendo is held to a higher standard, especially when they're charging for it?

Re: Round Up: The Rune Factory 5 Reviews Are In

Geonjaha

The Farming Sim genre (by which I mean Harvest Moon & Rune Factory) had decades to perfect themselves, and instead always took a step forward and one back. Now that Stardew Valley has released, none of these comparatively seem worth it.

I'd love to see another game step up to the plate, but so far nothing has gotten close to reaching that bar.

Re: Video: Pokémon-Like Monster Catcher 'Coromon' Shows Off Battle Mechanics, Arrives On Switch March 31st

Geonjaha

Been watching this one for a while, and the demo was very promising. The sprite work is gorgeous.

A couple of design points they carried over from Pokémon will unfortunately bring it down a bit imo, but they also fixed a lot of design problems that have followed its inspiration for too long, and overall it looks great; more tempting than any recent Pokémon release. Will definitely be picking this one up on PC.

Re: 'Missions And Rewards' Added To Nintendo Switch Online

Geonjaha

As part of the overpriced online you now get the chance to work to unlock coins to unlock parts of preset profile pictures. Most services just let you choose anything for your profile picture.

The 3DS had folders, and customisable themes for your home screen with custom music and artwork. This is just more of a reminder how far backwards Nintendo has gone with how much effort they're willing to put in.

Re: Scalpers Are Already Reselling Analogue Pocket Systems For Insane Prices Online

Geonjaha

If it makes anyone feel better, many of the pre-order listings have been reported to Analogue (as they forgot to hide all their order info), and they've responded on Twitter to say they've cancelled them.

Analogue stated on their site that they're on the looking for anyone selling their pre-order, or ordering with bots, and that if they confirm either of those things they'll cancel the order or move them to the end of the queue.

Re: Random: 'Switch Vs Steam Deck' Memes Are A Thing Now, Apparently

Geonjaha

You made this post to rile up Nintendo fanboys, so props at least for that working. New unironic reasons people convince themselves the Switch is better now include "I'm more likely to pick up girls with it". You can't make this stuff up.

Enjoy what you want, buy which you prefer, but don't try and justify your unquestioning devotion to a certain company when a competitor releases something that might be better, it's just sad.

Re: Gabe Newell: Pricing Valve's Switch-Like Steam Deck Was "Painful"

Geonjaha

Yikes. So many people who seemingly know very little about PC gaming, and are making up the most laughable reasoning as to why this will be inferior to the Switch. Look, I get it, this is a Nintendo fan site, but some of you just look absolutely ridiculous with your justifications here. You don't need to want to buy this, and it shouldn't upset you that other people do.

@RadioHedgeFund - "Your steam library is not built for portable play." Speak for yourself. There are plenty of games on Steam that work great portable. Plenty of them got ported to the Switch for that very reason. Now people can play those games portably without having to buy them all again. I think you're just being very short sighted in what games you're considering.

Re: Soapbox: Is The Best Harry Potter Game On Game Boy Color? Quite Possibly

Geonjaha

I recently started replaying a lot of GBC games, and the Harry Potter games were among them. I have to ask if you've replayed it recently though, and if you've played the sequel, because the first is a severely flawed game; almost like an unfinished template for its sequel. It's full of ideas that sound great in theory, but in practice are implemented terribly.

  • There's a potion making system, but collecting ingredients is a chore, and enemies always drop completed potions and never raw ingredients, making it never worth doing.
  • Combat looks nice, but it's very slow, both the animation times and the spaces between attacks. Difficulty spikes are common and you have to guess which of your 4 attacks does damage, and if you guess incorrectly the attack does almost nothing.
  • Card combos are another neat idea, except the game doesn't tell you what each one does, even when you cast them, you have limited cards so you'd only want to waste them on bosses, and even then, some of them cause the game to crash.
  • There are 5 equipment slots, which is great, except you can only buy equipment at 2 specific points during the game, and the second time they're so overpriced that you'd never be able to afford >1 in a first playthrough.
  • The final boss is so far ahead of you level-wise that it requires you to die and grind over and over several times at least.
  • Also there's no penalty for death, so healing items are only worth using if you're far from your spawn point.

The second Harry Potter game for GBC actually fixed many of these issues with the first one, and is definitely worth a play if you haven't tried it before. Really nice music and art as well (which is true to some degree in the first too). I think it was actually the last GBC title ever released iirc, and it shows, because it pushes the system to its limits in many ways.

Re: Video: Game Boy Advance On Nintendo Switch Online? Here's How It Could Look

Geonjaha

I gave up on Nintendo and their continual lackluster attempts at a Virtual Console a while ago, but now that I have a modded GBA (seriously, an original model GBA with an iPS v2 screen and maybe a rechargeable battery is all you'll ever need), I don't think I'll be looking back. It's a shame, but they've also had over a decade to get it right. I'd recommend this route instead for anyone still looking for a retro Gameboy fix.

Re: Ori Director Criticises "Snake Oil Salesmen" Behind No Man's Sky, Cyberpunk, And Fable

Geonjaha

The ill-advised hype for No Man's Sky pre-launch has now turned into ill-advised praise for being such an underdog comeback story. They've received some proper marketing to try and cover up all their blatant lies and issues as of late. Just be wary when people tout that the game is 'good now'. It's not, it's still fundamentally broken in the ways it was before, it's just got more polish.

Re: Random: Some 3D All-Stars Players Aren't Happy About The Visible Debug Cubes In Super Mario Sunshine

Geonjaha

@Snakesglowcaps - Strange to see such a shilling comment get so many likes, but I suppose it's par for the course on a Nintendo fan site.

Criticism of products should not be halted because of anything going on in the world. Nintendo are a company; they don't care about you, they care about profit. Were this collection free then you'd have a point, but they're charging full retail price for this release, and any smart consumer should realize that you can criticize something you paid good money for; especially when it's done as lazily as this.

If you still think this product is worth the price then good for you, but don't try and belittle others for daring to question the laziness of the big corporation.

Re: Review: Animal Crossing: Wild World (Wii U eShop / DS)

Geonjaha

I really enjoyed this game when I first got it. Unfortunately my love for the series started and died with this one game, because I got bored with New Leaf so quickly - it's just exactly the same stuff over and over again. Not to mention the island of infinite bell generation...

Re: Review: Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon (3DS)

Geonjaha

@vincentgoodwin - I agree, but with series like this that stay very consistent between the games, I think its more important to say how it compares, otherwise this site will just have several reviews all stating what Pokemon Mystery Dungeon is about, instead of the differences between what each is offering.

Re: Review: Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon (3DS)

Geonjaha

These kind of games really need to be compared with other games in the series. How does every aspect of it compare to Explorers of Sky, the best in the series? Is it more tedious than that one, or is this the first in the series that the reviewer has played?