God, I wish Black Forest put this much love into their Bubsy reboot... I'd kill for a truly great Bubsy game. The characters are so great and the earlier games had some great concepts - shame they never got the fully fledged out use they deserved. I enjoyed PoF though.
This game's rabbit hole of disappointment is not only more entertaining than the game itself, but also likely more entertaining than the game would've been had it been good.
@HaileySheridon You do know everything you listed was Rare's doing, not Microsoft's right? Had Rare stayed with Nintendo, Nuts and Bolts still would've happened, just on the Wii instead.
If you want to cherry pick, I can do that too: put Viva Pinata next to StarFox Adventures, or Mickey's Speedway next to Sea of Thieves, ask me which company would be better for Rare to associate with in the vacuum of those two games.
and Microsoft is responsible for publishing the game
Banjo was better off with Nintendo by pure coincidence as internal interest in collectathons at Rare was decreasing at the time of the buyout
Rare will never return to their golden age of platformers due to little devotion to the genre remaining interally but are still putting out classic games, though most of their retro Nintendo fans would likely not have a chance play said games all thanks to Microsoft
3D Sonic only got good once Naka was out of the picture. The Boost games (sans Forces) are no classic trilogy, but they're better than the Adventure era and "dark age" easily.
Kuru Kuru Kururin, Drill Dozer, Mole Mania - the holy trinity of franchises Nintendo needs to revive pronto. I should probably seek out the Japan-only Kururin sequels at some point... I wonder if there's an English patch?
Based on some leaks I saw, I was worried Sega would discontinue Classic Sonic - glad to know that seems not to be the case! Now let's just hope Sega can keep him his own thing and not do another terrible crossover with wonky physics like Forces...
I don't get the obsession with anniversaries. They happen every 5 years. they're not special unless it's a particular milestone like 10, 50, 100, e.t.c. - oh yeah, and also if the series has stayed relevant through that time.
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Re: Destroy All Humans Brings Its Earth Conquering Madness to Switch on 29th June
God, I wish Black Forest put this much love into their Bubsy reboot... I'd kill for a truly great Bubsy game. The characters are so great and the earlier games had some great concepts - shame they never got the fully fledged out use they deserved. I enjoyed PoF though.
Re: Gallery: Every Pac-Man 99 DLC Theme - All 29 Custom Skins For Pac-Man 99
Why are some of them called "Namco Classic" instead of their actual name? Took me a bit of a while to find Mappy because of it.
Re: Talking Point: Which Indie Game Should Be "99"ed Next?
Not indie, but 2D Sonic would be perfect for this, racing specifically
Re: The Colonists Is A Cute City Building Game With Robots, Out On Switch In May
The title made me think it'd be some cliche "dark game with cute characters" fare but nope. Just a poor title choice.
Re: Demo For Stunning Fan-Made 2D Metroid Prime Game Released
STOP REPORTING ON ****ING FANGAMES YOU'RE GOING TO DRAW NINTENDO TO THEM.
Re: Random: Balan Wonderworld Accused Of Including "Knock-Off" Ghostbusters Song
This game's rabbit hole of disappointment is not only more entertaining than the game itself, but also likely more entertaining than the game would've been had it been good.
Re: Rare Gives Us A Side-By-Side Comparison Of Banjo-Kazooie's amiibo And Totaku
@HaileySheridon You do know everything you listed was Rare's doing, not Microsoft's right? Had Rare stayed with Nintendo, Nuts and Bolts still would've happened, just on the Wii instead.
Re: Xbox Says It's "More Important Than Ever" To Preserve Gaming Icons And Classics
@Lemonyoshi https://www.reddit.com/r/BanjoKazooie/comments/f8ij20/microsoft_did_not_kill_rare_legacy_rares/
Re: Xbox Says It's "More Important Than Ever" To Preserve Gaming Icons And Classics
Based Clippy
Re: Pokémon Launches Educational Book Series For Young Readers
Simpsons did it!
No, really. https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Maggie_Simpson_book_series
Re: Rare Gives Us A Side-By-Side Comparison Of Banjo-Kazooie's amiibo And Totaku
@HaileySheridon Everything you said is 100% wrong.
Read this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/BanjoKazooie/comments/f8ij20/microsoft_did_not_kill_rare_legacy_rares/
If you want to cherry pick, I can do that too: put Viva Pinata next to StarFox Adventures, or Mickey's Speedway next to Sea of Thieves, ask me which company would be better for Rare to associate with in the vacuum of those two games.
Re: Rare Gives Us A Side-By-Side Comparison Of Banjo-Kazooie's amiibo And Totaku
Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts is bad Piggies in 3D
and Microsoft is responsible for publishing the game
Banjo was better off with Nintendo by pure coincidence as internal interest in collectathons at Rare was decreasing at the time of the buyout
Rare will never return to their golden age of platformers due to little devotion to the genre remaining interally but are still putting out classic games, though most of their retro Nintendo fans would likely not have a chance play said games all thanks to Microsoft
Re: Balan Wonderworld Is Getting A Suspicious Amount Of 10/10 Metacritic User Reviews
What's with the Croc obsession? Like yeah, it's a historically important game but not a good one.
Re: Review: Narita Boy - Pay Homage To The '80s In This Marvellous Metroidvania
This has literally nothing to do with the 80s, in fact it's the most 2010s thing I've ever seem.
Re: Talking Point: Which Old Game Series Would You Like To See Revived?
Mole Mania and Drill Dozer
Re: Review: Balan Wonderworld - A Charmless, Confusing Fossil From The Creators Of Sonic
I said this on Reddit and I'll repeat it here:
3D Sonic only got good once Naka was out of the picture. The Boost games (sans Forces) are no classic trilogy, but they're better than the Adventure era and "dark age" easily.
Re: Random: Who Needs Fancy-Pants Graphics Cards? Now You Can Mine Bitcoin With A Game Boy
Don't disgrace Muddy Mole's likeness by associating him with the zombified-every-3-years bitcoin bubble.
Re: Switch Exclusive Project Triangle Strategy Aiming For Around 50 Hours Of Gameplay
Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me!
tugs tie awkwardly
I'll... be here all night? probably?
Re: Demon Turf Is Coming To Switch This Summer, Thanks To Playtonic Friends
I've been keeping an eye on this game for a while now!
Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Version 11.0.1 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
@HotGoomba If the Wii Fit Trainer counts as a game character, Clippit does as well.
Re: Disney Art Academy Is Being Removed From The 3DS eShop At The End Of March
Guessing this is because of the license expiring?
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl #79 - Kuru Kuru Kururin
Kuru Kuru Kururin, Drill Dozer, Mole Mania - the holy trinity of franchises Nintendo needs to revive pronto. I should probably seek out the Japan-only Kururin sequels at some point... I wonder if there's an English patch?
Re: PlayStation's Ken Kutaragi "Never" Considered Nintendo To Be A Competitor
The PS1 is such a wonder machine. It kept 2D and linear 3D platformers afloat on consoles at a time where Nintendo were collectathon-crazy.
Re: IDW Celebrates This Year's Free Comic Book Day With Sonic The Hedgehog 30th Anniversary Special
Based on some leaks I saw, I was worried Sega would discontinue Classic Sonic - glad to know that seems not to be the case! Now let's just hope Sega can keep him his own thing and not do another terrible crossover with wonky physics like Forces...
Re: Sony And RTS Jointly Acquire Fighting Game Tournament EVO, Nintendo Responds
Hopefully this will strengthen Sony and Nintendo's relationship and lead to a PS rep in Smash...
wishful thinking.
Re: Konami's Beat 'Em Up Crime Fighters Joins The Arcade Archives This Week
I would love a Konami beat-em-ups compilation with TMNT, Simpsons, Bucky O'Hare, e.t.c.
Re: Video: 2021 Is A Huge Year For Major Nintendo Anniversaries
I don't get the obsession with anniversaries. They happen every 5 years. they're not special unless it's a particular milestone like 10, 50, 100, e.t.c. - oh yeah, and also if the series has stayed relevant through that time.
Re: Free-To-Play Fighter Brawlhalla Adds Kung Fu Panda Characters To The Roster
These crossovers are super cool! Just wish they were part of a good game.
Re: Video: This Is What Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Looks Like Running At 8K With Ray Tracing Enabled
The only change I see is that it's more noticable that the plants are flat textures.
Re: Close To 190 Employees Have Reportedly Been Laid Off By Activision Blizzard, Due To Impact Of The Pandemic
Is there even $200 worth of games on Battle.net?
Re: Smash Bros. Ultimate Hosting Purple Powered Spirit Board Event This Week
There's a purple fighter we could do with too...
Re: Random: You Can Vote For The "Best Off-Model Mario" On Twitter Right Now
I think my favourite least favourite is vigilante kung fu Mario (left, second to last row)
Re: Random: 'Amogus' Is A Playable Among Us Pokémon Hack
@SUS You googled it! Noooooo! The only thing worse would be if you googled SpongeBob Production Code 505!
Re: Later Alligator Is Streaming Tomorrow To Celebrate The Launch, With Guest Stars
Butts and I cannot lie! Butts and I cannot lie! Doug Funnie theme plays in the background AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF...
Re: It's 1990, And The City Is Ablaze In Fire Tonight, A Narrative Puzzle Adventure
You Need To Stop Spelling Your Article Names In All Caps. It Makes It Really Hard To Tell What The Game Title Is. Or At Least Use Italics
Re: Watch: Video Game Historians Are About To Unbox 600 Rare And Retro Game Magazines
@Beatrice Are you implying toxicity didn't exist in the 90s? Dude, even the ADVERTS were toxic back then.
Re: So, What's Happened To Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time's Physical Version In Europe?
Weird it turned out this way considering how high a seller Crash games tend to be in the UK.
Re: Video: Here's Digital Foundry's Technical Analysis Of Crash Bandicoot 4 On Switch
Runs fine on docked, looks like an interactive bitmap on handheld.
Re: 'Square Enix Presents' Promises News On New Life Is Strange, Tomb Raider, And Balan Wonderworld
Keep your expectations in check, but I just want to remind you:
Square Enix owns Gex.
Re: Sakurai Explains Why Xenoblade's Rex Isn't A Smash Ultimate DLC Fighter
@Snatcher Why are you treating Sakurai like he's your friend? He's a video game developer doing his job, you're allowed to criticise his choices.
Re: Sega Wants To Know How It Can 'Enhance Your Gaming Experiences'
All I want from Sega is Sonic Mania 2.
Re: Jakks Pacific Reveals Super Mario Bowser's Airship Playset, Arriving This Fall
Bowser's Airship would be an amazing Smash stage, like Rainbow Cruise is close but not exactly what I'm imagining.
Re: Netflix Joins Mario's Doomsday Celebrations, Will Remove Super Mario Bros. 3 Cartoon On 31st March
Y'all know Nintendo doesn't have the distrubtion rights to this show, right?
Re: Atlus Wants To Know What Games You Want Ported To Switch
Rockin' Kats on NSO?
Re: Random: 'Amogus' Is A Playable Among Us Pokémon Hack
Don't Google "pycnonotus cafer"
Re: PSA: Switch Online Members Can Now Claim Some More Smash Bros. Ultimate Freebies
8MB? Just to unlock random content? I get that's not a lot but still, any MB seems kinda absurd for this sort of DLC.
Re: Sega Releases Third Content Update For Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 - Adds New Characters, Songs And More
The next Puyo game should be localised as Mean Bean Machine 2.
Re: Random: The Fastest Way To Beat Paper Mario Is To Turn It Off And Play Zelda Instead
The true Stop N' Swop
Re: Arby's And Shovel Knight Are Digging Deep For A New Promotion Which Offers In-Game DLC
@aunaste As far as I can tell the codes are acknowledged by the EU release, but not used.
Re: Arby's And Shovel Knight Are Digging Deep For A New Promotion Which Offers In-Game DLC
@doctorhino I'm as critical of consumerism, capitalism, and gaming marketing as the next guy, but come on - this is just a fun little promo.