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stereotypes are bad, but some are close to completely accurate.

now jessica nigri as ribbon girl plz

i'm outraged this franchise is being held back by the last generation and so on and so forth.

the music is so stupid! it's a battery lol

very good video. made me realize i can have a thousand hearts' worth of seared prime steak taking up just one slot.

throw a game in the box while you're at it, luigi

still more qualified than trump

@Fooligan and severed, which i just got

obviously the next game should be to this what majora's was to ocarina. clearly they have it in them, and it should take less time to make. how exciting!

ani

all right. now it has an official metascore and can sit atop the wii u's brilliant library.

funnily enough, world of goo is a console exclusive among the best games ever made.

why not a 720p option for the tv? that would make a few million people happier

amazon reception is very good — just remember to filter to see only verified purchases. also i wonder whether they will eventually release a game of the decade edition, or would that sound too arrogant?

no hyphen in 'tie in' used as a phrasal verb

@IronMan28 exactly. this game looks good, and that game by the same guy was deemed a top-5 game out of the hundreds of games played that year by my favorite critic — a critic who cannot be bought, clearly. of course we're talking about this monumental waste of time that are video games, so everything is meaningless. but, within this meaninglessness, jim's opinion is as important to me as it gets, and, even though games are meaningless, there are way too many for me to just go into them blind hoping they don't make me even more bored than before. so i was sharing jim's opinion on this developer to help steer people here toward what's looking like a good game.

but of course this is all evident. the conspiracy part was just a brilliant joke i made. because why else would someone point out that jim's opinion is irrelevant? well, yes it is, as in, it's not global warming. but he's a video game critic, and people here care about video games.

hope it plays as fantastic as it looks

even though they are evil, i can see some sort of nintendo-like intelligence to their approach. triple-a development costs are ridiculously out of control. so no more giving kojima 8 years and 200 million to make a game. instead they can spend 200 thousand making bomberman and have that be a pretty big hit. so it's not like they hate all forms of proper video games — they just hate ridiculous budgets, and, of course, they will drag anything through the mud for a buck.

@IronMan28 i assumed it means he really liked the game. maybe i need to look harder at it, since you're suggesting some sort of conspiracy. thanks for the heads-up.

oh, man — it's the ridiculous fishing guy. jim sterling gave it a game of the year award.

first, it's not day-one dlc. the content will be released many months later. second, nintendo isn't ubisoft. chances are this content will be at the same level as the mario kart 8 dlc. as for a switch t-shirt existing in the zelda universe, well, i can't defend that.

dafoeverse forever

plantera has great reception on steam. great to see it.

you can build anything except for something i can stand to look at longer than 2 minutes

@gspro15198 hopefully they do the tropical freeze method: let us turn off the screen so it doesn't drain the battery.

could it be that the switch is really easy to develop for, or is it impossible to tell at this point? all i ever hear from would-be wii u devs is that they've run into some unforeseen trouble, but i don't remember what they were saying in 2012.

well they can't all be the new pac-man

look at that high-definition mario hair

man, they do all these little things to piss people off. lan adapter, ugh.

if only whis video had hd rumble so i could understand what the hell he is talking about

koi dx review please

@stevenw45 you are missing nothing. it's a game made for everybody else — the people who don't care enough to be here. it's a competent truncated version of new super mario bros. for people who have decided that their only gaming platform is the one that has whatsapp on it. no one will ever be playing super mario world and wish they were playing super mario run. ever.

@stevenw45 that's the one platform nintendo cares about even less than the wii u

rayman legéns, oui?

@FreakFerrett i'm not buying anything. it costs what it costs, and i'm glad there's some profit in there for nintendo in every unit. the wii u made no profit whatsoever; this is already a better start.

i dunno. a lot of people had wii sports as a pack-in but had to buy an extra controller, as well as nunchuks and pro controllers it they wanted different control options.
this one comes with the two controllers and the grip to turn them into a sort of pro controller, though with a compromised d-pad. and people have the freedom to use that extra 60 bucks on zelda instead of the minigames.

konami making a game. fancy that.

i see no evidence of the word summer having a capital letter in any dictionary. just a thought.

just pretend the launch is in december and buy it then with all the great games that will have come out, then you'll feel like it has the greatest launch lineup of all time

zelda moves consoles, people. there will be 10 million people rushing to get that gorgeous game, and then 3rd parties will be excited. and that's all still before anybody's confirmed or denied juggernauts like animal crossing, monster hunter and pokemon.

i don't even see how it could fail if it indeed consolidates the two games libraries. pokemon, animal crossing, monster hunter, mario kart, yokai, 3d mario and 2d mario fans won't just evaporate. even if only people who buy pokemon buy it, that's already more sales than the wii u. the 3ds sold a lot of units even being a weaker machine than the wii, unable to run xenoblade chronicles decently. the switch may be the machine that has pokemon stars while also having the power to run skyrim and such. it is underpowered from the point of view of the crazy spec race, but it is not laughably underpowered. devs will be crazy not to want their games on the machine that has ALL of nintendo making games for it.

all the money went to that epic orchestra

sounds like an easy 15 million dollars in profit, assuming apple paid nothing for exclusivity and is taking 30% off each sale, which is the worst-case scenario.

that's gotta be plane-swapping

most commas in this article should be semicolons

i would have bought boxboy on the wii u. hopefully the switch means the end of not having the right nintendo hardware.

no one can beat the wii u when it comes to cancelled games

and to think nintendo has their own version of mario maker with slopes that they use to make these games.

did handball already exist when they named that sport football? 'cause handball is a good name for it.

man i wish someone had warned be about frame rate before i was exposed to that dreadful life-changing masterpiece that was ocarina. i'll be sure to stay away from this one, guys. thank you so much. that was close. phew.