yeah, i think a good use for that space that is currently wasted with "Our Review: Scroll Down" would be to list the price. now that would be a service.
i've seriously spent 20,000 hours on this one. now the cool innovation i would like to see is a computer that makes the same types of mistakes made by humans and that would get in time trouble on purpose in the same sorts of positions.
@tsdenizen also you can't say vroom in the night sky deserves more attention than hive jump. if vroom were a totally different game, it might have deserved a lot of attention. a review intends to find out whether the game is worthwhile; it's not done only about games that are known to be worthwhile beforehand.
@tsdenizen it could have been a 10. by the time the writer finds out it's a 5, the time has already been spent on it, and not writing the article is a waste.
@Baker1000 as i said, breath of the wild was indeed metabombed for being exclusive — as was horizon: zero dawn. because 2k18 is on all platforms, the raging platform fanboys have no reason to do that. now, if you want a truly great sample provided by people who had to buy the game to be able to review it, you can just go to steam. it would take you and your 10,000 friends $ 600,000 to make an impact over there.
professional critics are embarrassing themselves in regard to this game — minus jim sterling, who, granted, is in a privileged position. a gap of 63 points between metascore and user score for a game that isn't even being metabombed for being exclusive — that's something every consumer should look closely at.
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Re: Feature: Tagging In With SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy Producer Yasuyuki Oda & Director Kaito Soranaka
gotta let us play with one hand like super mario run
Re: Talking Point: What Games Are You Playing This Weekend?
persona 5. no more heroes 2.
Re: Miyamoto Explains Why Illumination Was Chosen For The Upcoming Mario Movie
was an interpreter present at each of their conversations, though?
Re: Feature: Behind The Scares With Layers Of Fear: Legacy's Bloober Team
hopefully a decent descent into madness
Re: Nintendo Releases Stunning Third Quarter Financial Results, Confirms Switch Sales Have Overtaken Wii U
is that over a billion dollars in profit?
Re: EVO Japan Trailer For SNK Heroines Turns The Fan Service Up To Eleven
belle of the brawl hehe
Re: Review: Super Meat Boy (Switch eShop)
@gcunit yes, the first and only level
Re: Review: Super Meat Boy (Switch eShop)
my impression of this game is that it has one level that is unbeatable.
Re: Feature: The Best Zelda Cosplays To Hyrule Them All
they can get it
Re: Nintendo Reveals The Top 30 Best Selling Digital Games on Switch in 2017
right below minecraft?! that puts snipperclips at what — 4 million copies?
Re: Sorry Netflix Fans, You Won't Be Watching Stranger Things On Your Switch Anytime Soon
no need to call us sorry netflix fans
Re: Fe Will Be Enchanting the Nintendo Switch Next Month
are you sure this isn't just fez with the z as paid dlc?
Re: Nintendo Direct Mini Is Happening Right Now
this was the dark souls of nintendo directs
Re: Random: Paris Hilton Ponders Why We Don't Have Nintendogs On Our Smartphones Yet
that's visibility right there. they've gotta make one now
Re: Become The King Of The Monsters This Week On Switch
Typo in the sub-header, unless there's a localization joke in there
Re: Nintendo Switch Continues to Dominate in Japan
lol i'm happy for the ps3.
Re: Switch Continues To Soar As It Sells Over 55K In South Korea In Just Three Days
gotta take your mind off of the impending nuclear apocalypse somehow
Re: DLC Review: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - The Champions' Ballad + Expansion Pass
might want to stretch that dash in the title. looks like a minus and then a plus
Re: Review: Mutant Mudds Collection (Switch eShop)
Mudd blocks is a reskin of a game whose name i forgot
Re: Review: MUJO (Switch eShop)
but is it worse than nba?
Re: Mega Man 11 Confirmed For Switch In 2018
that's more like it!
Re: Talking Point: What Games Are You Playing This Weekend - Countdown to the Holidays
tails adventure
Re: 80’s Overdrive Comes to North America on 14th December
they mean '80s overdrive
Re: Switch On Track To Exceed 10 Month Wii Sales By 20 Percent, Says NPD Analyst
now if it can match the success of wii + ds, that would be out of this world.
Re: Review: Gear.Club Unlimited (Switch)
how dare they price this like the masterpiece that is 1-2 switch!
Re: Review: Gear.Club Unlimited (Switch)
would you say this fills the need — the need for need for speed?
Re: Review: Ittle Dew 2+ (Switch)
yeah, i think a good use for that space that is currently wasted with "Our Review: Scroll Down" would be to list the price. now that would be a service.
Re: Nintendo Download: 9th November (North America)
is lords of thunder like gynoug?
Re: There's Plenty Of Retail Opportunity For Third Parties On Switch, Says Sold Out Boss
man i wish my headphones matched my hair
Re: Review: Chess Ultra (Switch eShop)
i've seriously spent 20,000 hours on this one. now the cool innovation i would like to see is a computer that makes the same types of mistakes made by humans and that would get in time trouble on purpose in the same sorts of positions.
Re: Octodad: Dadliest Catch is Inked In for a Switch Release
i still don't know what all the fuss is about regarding that normal suburban dad.
Re: Video: 11 Reviews for Super Mario Odyssey that Are So Bad They're Good
@Minotaurgamer projared agrees with you
Re: Video: Gear.Club Unlimited Gets New Trailer And Altered Release Date
i just noticed the other day that cars in rallies do drift in real life. that was a revelation.
Re: Review: Volgarr The Viking (Switch eShop)
oh cool. that's the game that showed up on wii u and i thought would never get a review
Re: Video: Digital Foundry Gives Its Full Tech Analysis of Super Mario Odyssey
would be pretty funny if there were a metabombing war between mario and knack fans now
Re: There's a Sonic Forces Demo on the Japanese eShop, But It Has a Strange Limitation
do we have numbers on how many great games are afraid to show you more than 30 seconds of a level?
Re: Nintendo's 'Close Call' Commercials Focus on Fantastical Switch Games
pretty weird seeing nintendo make a bunch of smart decisions in a row
Re: Review: The Mummy Demastered (Switch eShop)
wot
Re: Review: Hive Jump (Wii U eShop)
@tsdenizen also you can't say vroom in the night sky deserves more attention than hive jump. if vroom were a totally different game, it might have deserved a lot of attention. a review intends to find out whether the game is worthwhile; it's not done only about games that are known to be worthwhile beforehand.
Re: Review: Hive Jump (Wii U eShop)
@tsdenizen it could have been a 10. by the time the writer finds out it's a 5, the time has already been spent on it, and not writing the article is a waste.
Re: Review: Hive Jump (Wii U eShop)
@tsdenizen we don't know it's mediocre before the review.
Re: Review: Spelunker Party! (Switch eShop)
@Switch99 remember there are no girls on the internet
Re: Review: Spelunker Party! (Switch eShop)
it’s length --- its length
Re: Review: 88 Heroes: 98 Heroes Edition (Switch)
lol a switch ain't one. actually works fantastically well.
Re: Rumour: LEGO Dimensions Has Apparently Been Killed Off
lol good image
Re: Soapbox: The Switch Has a Big Problem, and It's Too Many Great Games
and that's just the neo geo fighting games!
Re: Talking Point: What Games Are You Playing This Weekend? - The Triumphant(?) Return
just played some vs. bubble bobble.
Re: Review: NBA 2K18 (Switch)
@Baker1000 as i said, breath of the wild was indeed metabombed for being exclusive — as was horizon: zero dawn. because 2k18 is on all platforms, the raging platform fanboys have no reason to do that. now, if you want a truly great sample provided by people who had to buy the game to be able to review it, you can just go to steam. it would take you and your 10,000 friends $ 600,000 to make an impact over there.
Re: Review: NBA 2K18 (Switch)
professional critics are embarrassing themselves in regard to this game — minus jim sterling, who, granted, is in a privileged position. a gap of 63 points between metascore and user score for a game that isn't even being metabombed for being exclusive — that's something every consumer should look closely at.
Re: Splatoon Version 1.4.0 Is Now Live
title missing the 2