I am sure that he has played Splatoon a plenty. But reading from the review and looking at the other reviews there are a lot of things that modern online shooters and modern online competitive games have as a standard and this does not have them.
@Kalmaro
Yes. That is what I am saying. It is a false opinion. It is false and not true. It is in fact not an opinion at all. It is a non-opinion. It is a dead opinion. It has ceased to be an opinion.
@roadrunner343
It might be a great game, but it seems that this review blatantly overlooks the standards of competitive online games and competitive shooters. I am personally still on the fence on whether or not to get it. Never really liked the single player in the first one and dunno if I have the time and stamina to put hours into the multiplayer like I did with the first one (ie. having two kids nowadays instead of one baby under six months).
Thanks. He was once the greatest High flying, technical wrestler in the whole of WWE. There was no title safe from him and his threeway team with Booker T and Goldust was a force no one matched, not even the DX or Dudley Boyz.
Stop dreaming people. There is nothing to see here. There is no sudden Platinum Direct that will give everything you hope for. There is only Kamiya and he is a massive troll even if he is magnificent game designer as well.
I can't say for the japanese culture, but with Nintendo the approval ratings have changed somewhat. These were highest overall ratings that I've seen for as long as I've been able to partake.
Shantae is great. Just few things before I 100% it.
Might get GoNNER after the reviews it's been getting, but I just bought Snake Pass, gonna get Bomberman when the discount hits and then it's already time for Splatoon 2, and then Rabbids, FIFA, MARIO, XENOBLADE, ALL THE BEAUTIFUL INDIES AND SUCH!!!
AARRGHH SO MANY GAMES.
I don't think I ever had this conundrum with Wii U or even Wii.
Good job Nintendo.
And for the end, moment of silence for Steep. I really wished that they would have managed to port that one.
I cut off some of those excess exclamation marks, because they make people look insane, but other than that, level of enthusiasm you showed is pretty much 100% accurate on what it should be.
Can't wait to get Splatoon. I've basically been just hundred percenting Zelda for a month now, since ARMS even though originally made me interested eventually didn't convince. Deal breaker was the bland Grand Prix mode and Hoops mechanic in which you just might not hit the basket... damn I hated that one.
Might dip into that later with the new characters etc. But as of now I just have Zelda and Shantae that I play at all. MK8 is still on my buy list though.
Might be that Nintendo hasn't gone that way since Bandai Namco has been making the Taiko Master for Nintendo systems a long time now and they have always been massive sellers as well.
So there has been no need for Ninty to go that way, especially since it's already been confirmed that there is Taiko Master game coming to Switch too.
It hasn't got the same horsepower as the other two especially with their teraflop-gpu-4k-my-weiner-is-bigger-than-yours-middlegen-upgrades.
So what.
It's a portable console.
That's enough. And I'll be getting that FIFA thank you. NOT because I see any sort of need or obligation to support third parties, but because I want to play FIFA anywhere on the go and then end the seasons with the most crucial matches on my gigantic tv.
Because she's more often right than not and has constantly updated on her information and has cut her unreliable sources and all in all is a very accurate journo when it comes to leaks and rumors.
I would say they mistakenly put the platforms out too quickly and then took them back off as fast as possible to avoid negative publicity during E3.
They will in few weeks announce that it's the platforms already mentioned today, PS4, XBone and PC and then everyones really outraged for a little while and then remember that it's business as usual.
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Re: Review: Splatoon 2 (Switch)
@dorkeybubblehead
I am sure that he has played Splatoon a plenty. But reading from the review and looking at the other reviews there are a lot of things that modern online shooters and modern online competitive games have as a standard and this does not have them.
@Kalmaro
Yes. That is what I am saying. It is a false opinion. It is false and not true. It is in fact not an opinion at all. It is a non-opinion. It is a dead opinion. It has ceased to be an opinion.
@roadrunner343
It might be a great game, but it seems that this review blatantly overlooks the standards of competitive online games and competitive shooters. I am personally still on the fence on whether or not to get it. Never really liked the single player in the first one and dunno if I have the time and stamina to put hours into the multiplayer like I did with the first one (ie. having two kids nowadays instead of one baby under six months).
Re: Review: Splatoon 2 (Switch)
Thus far Only Nintendo Life has given it 10.
Otherwise it's getting solid eights.
Come on guys. You can't be this Switch-hype-full?
Re: Former Project M Devs Unveil Icons: Combat Arena; It Sure Looks Like Smash Bros
@Markiemania95
True. It just felt wrong to type Markus when it is also the same that we have here in Finland.
But you are absolutely correct.
Markus, the fireball launching, raccoon-clothed deutsche electrician.
Re: Former Project M Devs Unveil Icons: Combat Arena; It Sure Looks Like Smash Bros
@Fuz said it earlier here. The one great aspect of Smash is having all these iconic characters going at it.
Other part is the polish, the quality, the Nintendo touch that they have on almost every first party game.
This looks to have neither. But kudos on guys at least on not having a german electrician named Marcus as a character or something like that
@CargoSushiimira
This should be reply to every internet discussion for the next two weeks and it would still be relevant
Re: "Lack Of Buttons" Might Prevent LawBreakers From Coming To Switch
@MagnaRoader
MANY of which you can find in the Switch version.
It doesn't have all the same features and modes.
Re: New Shakedown Hawaii Details Highlight Your Quest to be a Dastardly Business Tycoon
I had absolutely no desire for this game before this trailer.
Now it looks quite intriguing.
That's a colossal jump in my books.
Re: WWE 2K18 Looks Set to be the Real Deal on Nintendo Switch
@Iggy-Koopa
Thanks. He was once the greatest High flying, technical wrestler in the whole of WWE. There was no title safe from him and his threeway team with Booker T and Goldust was a force no one matched, not even the DX or Dudley Boyz.
Re: WWE 2K18 Looks Set to be the Real Deal on Nintendo Switch
Another must buy.
Wrestling is horrible abomination and colossal waste of time, money and intelligence, but it is also just plain fun.
Time to unretire the greatest wrestler of all time; Griffin von Splendor!
Re: Feature: Castlevania Season 1 Review: Plenty Of Blood, Bad Language And Bite
Nice review. Good tv-show. All is well in this little corner of the world.
Re: Netflix Renews Castlevania Series For A Second, Longer Season
@Ralek85
The show is rated R.
Why would you start an argument about showing it to children?
It's not meant for children. Hence the rating.
Not everything in this world is meant for adults and kids alike.
I sure as heck won't be showing my kids 18+ movies and they won't be playing 18+ games until they are 18 or do it secretly (which kids tend to do).
Re: Netflix Renews Castlevania Series For A Second, Longer Season
If cursing and gore is what puts people off a tv-series then maybe they should just not watch that particular tv-series.
I bet most people don't know that people, especially people who deal with bad people and those bad people themselves say curse words a lot.
I hope you never have to hear what kind of language teacher students, midwives or kindergarten teachers when drunk use.
Was a great series and I am really looking forward to the next season.
There's plenty of amazing, beautiful and absolutely superb Disney stuff out there if you want that sort of thing.
Re: Reminder: The Castlevania Netflix Series is Available Now
Just watched the first episode.
Looks really good.
They should do a Ni No Kuni -type RPG based on this series
Re: Monkey Island Creator's Thimbleweed Park Is Coming To Switch
@eltomo
Same. Luckily I didn't. Managed to even hold off on Stardew Valley.
As a general notification:
YES!
Yes!
We need the quality Indies.
This is Yes.
Re: Oddworld Creator Lorne Lanning "Has No Faith" In Switch
@Maxadams
What the heck are you talking about? Stress is not cause for cancer.
Re: Oddworld Creator Lorne Lanning "Has No Faith" In Switch
Wait?
Level of success like that of Wii U and Wii.
How the hell does the guy compare those two platforms as a single level of success?
Is the guy an idiot?
Oh, telling that Nintendo thinking killed Iwata-san.
Yes. The guy is an idiot.
Re: Putty Pals Will Bring Co-Op Fun To Switch eShop
@Shiryu
For a fleeting moment in time I thought it was related to this.
Re: Platinum Games Teases The Wonderful 101 for Switch
@shaneoh
I know.
Im simply doing all these pessimistic predictions because I have noticed that approximately 99% of my predictions are completely wrong.
Re: Platinum Games Teases The Wonderful 101 for Switch
W101 Sequel would be great.
Not gonna happen.
Neither is Bayonetta on Switch.
Stop dreaming people. There is nothing to see here. There is no sudden Platinum Direct that will give everything you hope for. There is only Kamiya and he is a massive troll even if he is magnificent game designer as well.
Switch is Doomed.
Re: Feature: The Biggest Nintendo Switch Retail Games of 2017 - Summer Edition
FIFA and Steep can fulfill my sports needs until next year when we get Madden.
Other than that there's a lot of goodies coming.
Re: Telltale Games Teases More Releases for Nintendo Switch
@KirbyTheVampire
Awesome. Then there is still very much hope.
Re: Telltale Games Teases More Releases for Nintendo Switch
Wait?
Wasn't Guardians of the Galaxy supposed to come to Switch?
Re: Splatoon 2 And Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle File Sizes Appear On Nintendo eShop
@8-Bit_Zorldo
Ooo, burn!
<3
Re: Random: Did PlatinumGames Just Tease Bayonetta For Switch?
It's not port of the first two.
It's not third part.
It was JUST A TWEET!
Re: Nintendo President Tatsumi Kimishima's Approval Rating Grows 10 Percent
@Sakura
I can't say for the japanese culture, but with Nintendo the approval ratings have changed somewhat. These were highest overall ratings that I've seen for as long as I've been able to partake.
Re: Nintendo President Tatsumi Kimishima's Approval Rating Grows 10 Percent
@ShyGuys
Probably the same guys who whine about Nintendo having their own console and not going full mobile or doing 1000 Mario games for PS and Xbox.
There are always those.
Re: Nintendo President Tatsumi Kimishima's Approval Rating Grows 10 Percent
Hah, it's funny cause I approved of them all
Re: First Impressions: Kicking Off With FIFA 18 on the Nintendo Switch
@MaSSiVeRiCaN
No. Not everyone.
Here is one who will only get it on Switch despite owning multiple consoles including PS4 and Xbone.
Re: Sledgehammer Games Has a Definitive Answer on Call of Duty: WWII for Nintendo Switch - "No"
No.
Fantastic answer.
Re: Rainway Developer Shows App In Action On Nintendo Switch
If it really works and comes to Nintendo Switch...
I have then way too many reasons not to buy everything from the following Steam sale.
Please don't do this. Please don't let it work.
Re: Feature: Nintendo Life eShop Selects - June 2017
Shantae is great. Just few things before I 100% it.
Might get GoNNER after the reviews it's been getting, but I just bought Snake Pass, gonna get Bomberman when the discount hits and then it's already time for Splatoon 2, and then Rabbids, FIFA, MARIO, XENOBLADE, ALL THE BEAUTIFUL INDIES AND SUCH!!!
AARRGHH SO MANY GAMES.
I don't think I ever had this conundrum with Wii U or even Wii.
Good job Nintendo.
And for the end, moment of silence for Steep. I really wished that they would have managed to port that one.
Re: Rumour: Porting Steep to the Switch Is Posing a Steep Challenge
I love how Nintendo fans are really loud when 3rd parties are absent.
Then someone says they will make/port game of a INSERT GENRE HERE.
Nintendo fans immediately go. "Why didn't you make INSERT PREVIOUS NINTENDO GAME HERE Instead?!?"
Sigh
And for everyone wishing for South Park. I hope that too, but it has absolutely nothing to do with this case.
Sigh
Sometimes I wonder if Nintendo fans really are the reason we never have good things.
Re: Rumour: Porting Steep to the Switch Is Posing a Steep Challenge
This just shows the age old wisdom that 99,9% of internet refuses to acknowledge.
Porting is not easy.
I really really hope they manage to pull this through since I will definitely get it and I still haven't bought it for any other machine.
You can do it Ubisoft! We believe in you!
(After WiiU and Ubisoft being always the only big hitter to support Nintendo they deserve some love instead of the usual crap they get).
Re: Nintendo Download: 29th June (Europe)
30€ for Bomberman is legit.
And since I don't have Snake Pass either, might as well grab that too.
Soon Splatoon is out, then it's almost august and my most wanted game atm. RABBIDS + MARIO!
Re: Editorial: The Frustrating Quest for a SNES Mini is Bad Business for Nintendo
@panthro
If you are serious that is a great thing.
Re: Psyonix Studio Lead Discusses the Porting Process of Rocket League
Inevitable "This is inferior port" posts seem to be missing somehow and are replaced by genuine excitement and enthusiasm.
I must still be sleeping.
It's great to get games like these to Nintendo platform. Now Nintendo should buy Psyonix and tell them to make F-zero racingsports game.
Re: Poll: Are You Excited About the Super NES Classic Edition?
I love how after 37 voters there is 0% belief that Nintendo will meet the demand with supply
Re: Thankfully, Europe Is Getting A More Handsome SNES Classic Mini
But I already have one like this, only bigger.
Might have to get the US version
Re: Nintendo Announces Super NES Classic Edition
Well well.
That's 80$ well spent.
Re: Feature: Puzzling Over Dragons with GungHo CEO Kazuki Morishita
Great interview and I hope we get Puzzle and Dragons on Switch too
Re: Video: MercurySteam, Metroid: Samus Returns and the Prototypes That Were Rejected
@faint
Had to go back to Youtube and remind myself how horrible AC Amiibo craptival was...
But those assets weren't terrible.
Re: Nintendo's Shinya Takahashi on Producing New IP
@GoldenGamer88
"Anyway, less than a month till Splatoon 2!"
I cut off some of those excess exclamation marks, because they make people look insane, but other than that, level of enthusiasm you showed is pretty much 100% accurate on what it should be.
Can't wait to get Splatoon. I've basically been just hundred percenting Zelda for a month now, since ARMS even though originally made me interested eventually didn't convince. Deal breaker was the bland Grand Prix mode and Hoops mechanic in which you just might not hit the basket... damn I hated that one.
Might dip into that later with the new characters etc. But as of now I just have Zelda and Shantae that I play at all. MK8 is still on my buy list though.
Splatoon 2... please be here.
Re: Nintendo Software Manager on Producing New IP
@Anti-Matter
Might be that Nintendo hasn't gone that way since Bandai Namco has been making the Taiko Master for Nintendo systems a long time now and they have always been massive sellers as well.
So there has been no need for Ninty to go that way, especially since it's already been confirmed that there is Taiko Master game coming to Switch too.
Re: Nintendo Software Manager on Producing New IP
@Anti-Matter
Rhythm Heaven is a Nintendo series and has sold millions.
Re: Nintendo Software Manager on Producing New IP
Just bring back Dillon's westerns.
Please ;_;
Re: EA is Focused on Nintendo Switch Portability and "Exploring Other Products"
It is portable console.
Why deny it?
It hasn't got the same horsepower as the other two especially with their teraflop-gpu-4k-my-weiner-is-bigger-than-yours-middlegen-upgrades.
So what.
It's a portable console.
That's enough. And I'll be getting that FIFA thank you. NOT because I see any sort of need or obligation to support third parties, but because I want to play FIFA anywhere on the go and then end the seasons with the most crucial matches on my gigantic tv.
That's what I want.
Re: Dodgeball Arena Action Title Rocket Fist Slams Into Switch Next Month
Have it on Steam.
Gonna get it on Switch
Re: Ubisoft España Tweet States Beyond Good & Evil is Coming to Nintendo Switch
AAAAAAAnnnnd It's Gone.
@LeRaposa
Because she's more often right than not and has constantly updated on her information and has cut her unreliable sources and all in all is a very accurate journo when it comes to leaks and rumors.
Re: The Hybrid Nature Of Switch Is Causing Level-5 Headaches With Its Next Layton Adventure
I haven't played it yet, but people said World of Goo works great simulating the touchscreen with the joycon pointer system?
Re: Michel Ancel Reiterates That No Platforms Are Confirmed for Beyond Good & Evil 2
I would say they mistakenly put the platforms out too quickly and then took them back off as fast as possible to avoid negative publicity during E3.
They will in few weeks announce that it's the platforms already mentioned today, PS4, XBone and PC and then everyones really outraged for a little while and then remember that it's business as usual.
Re: Psyonix Targeting 60fps, 720p With Rocket League On Switch, Docked And Undocked
Like most people in this thread already have said, with game like Rocket League, performance is of the essence.
720 is plenty enough.