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Re: Dante, Shantae And More Join Super Smash Bros. Ultimate As Mii Fighter Costumes

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Not gonna lie, but when the Lloyd dude popped up I was like “hell yeah that means he isn’t a character!” And started laughing knowing how sad some people will be haha. Aside from that the Dante Dragonborn and Shantae costumes all look sick and I might get them all. If there was one thing I could have changed is give the soundtrack to the Dragonborn instead because the main menu theme would have worked so well in smash.

Re: Talking Point: Why Metroid Dread Will Be Worth $60

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I love how people won’t spend 60 bucks because “it’s 2d! That’s not my standard of realistic 3D!” But will then go on to spend hundreds of bucks on skins in live games. Aside from that it’s a day one purchase for me! There has only been one thing good to come out of this and it’s all the twitter fights where PlayStation fanboys say it’s not triple A and it’s indie, and then get ratiod by literally every single reply, good times. Would have hoped to snag the special edition, but after the scalpers took most of them in other areas I don’t even wanna check.

Re: Switch Pro Rumours Intensify As New Retailer Listing Appears Online

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I feel like we’ve seen supposed “leaks” coming out of amazon before, and they ended up being nothing. Tell me if I’m wrong but wasn’t there one time where a guy made a listing just to fool people? And I feel like at this point “leakers” are taking shots in the dark just to try to get their name known, I mean hey what happened to the switch announcement that was supposed to happen the last 2 days? But yeah I don’t believe this

Re: OLED Display Firm Mentions 'Switch Pro' During Its Q1 Investors Call

Slinkoy1

Yay a new switch rumor that will swarm YouTube in about 30 minutes. I swear every week it’s different things that are “supposedly in the model” it literally goes from “4K, wait no it’s OLED screen now, now it’s the same size, wait no Bloomberg changed it to being 2 millimeters slightly bigger”. And the switch is doing perfectly fine, they don’t need a new switch. I mean just look at the games Nintendo keeps churning out they look beautiful on the switch, and I don’t think that you need Mario’s hairs in Mario odyssey to be more detailed.

Re: Random: Halo Instagram Shows Off Amazing Mario X Master Chief Fan Art

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There was that thing a couple months ago, where they said for the master chief collection that there is “going to be a new place and way to play.” so that’s seeming the most likely to me on switch, and that would shock the industry/everybody, one of the biggest three putting one of thier games on another one of the biggest three, everybody’s mind would be blown. At this point though, it’s probably that the entire switch on shelf is either game pass one switch, or master chief in smash, cause hey then all three big e3 reveals (assuming Steve was meant for e3 last year) were all Microsoft, and then he would also be the first FPS character, and it wouldn’t be the 5th swordfighter haha.

Re: Nintendo Still Isn't Totally Confident Switch Production Can Keep Pace With Demand

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I like how this article is about they may not keep up with demand, but people are still saying “give me my new console, cause whatever rumor that that guy says is real!!!”. Like y’all think they would split the player base? When the normal switch is so close to outselling the wii? And 2, if they are having trouble with production, do you guys remember the ps5 debacle, we’ll nintendo is bigger than PlayStation, so if a pro is to happen, you ain’t gettin one, the scalpers are, and when the scalpers get em all, you guys will complain that there wasn’t enough stock, just watch IF I SAY IF a pro happens

Re: Rumour: Evidence Of A "New" Nintendo Switch Dock Supposedly Datamined In System Update 12.0.0

Slinkoy1

This was the switch pro the entire time, and upgrade to the dock, I knew not to believe you Bloomberg! All jokes aside, I’m ready to come back to this post tomorrow, and see the same fifteen people either saying “pro isn’t happening” or the “it’s definetly happening, botw 2 is exclusive, try to play Metroid prime 4 next year on your normal model losers!(in a snotty nerd voice).” Just watch, this is all gonna be a prank by Doug Bowser, where he tells developers to tell the “Nate the hate” dude, that they are fired, and know about switch pro, just watch.

Re: New 4K Switch Model Could Launch For $399, Analysts Suggest

Slinkoy1

Wait, wait, wait so last month they were saying that a bigger screen was going to happen no matter what, but this month it’s a maybe? God even they are losing track of all these supposed leaks. I don’t believe any of them, we have had these supposed “leaks” every year since the switch came out, and were any of those real? Just take a wild guess, shoot in the dark.
@Digitaldigdug why would they make both a new mariokart and Zelda exclusives? Do you know how many people who bought mariokart were family’s wanting a family game, so obviously they ain’t gonna pay 460$ just for a new mariokart, when they are having fun with the one they have right now.

Re: Xenoblade's Pyra/Mythra Will Be Available In Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Later Today

Slinkoy1

Welp, bye bye to concert leak, unless they just magically decide to put crash, and the hunter from rise in( jokes on Nintendo I thought of a move set for the hunter). But it’s not looking very likely. Still crossing fingers for crash, cause if he’s next, it would make sense, because he would be released at the same time of year banjo and Steve were, two big characters.

Re: Eight-Year-Old Becomes Youngest Ever Pro Fortnite Player

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This comment section is too great. I mean he is an 8 year old, I was that like 6 years ago, and at that age, I was playing the ground is lava on a playground, or tag, or even kickball with friends, not throwing my life away to play a shooter game, that when it dies everybody will forget about it. If the kid did like tiny tournaments, but still had a social life(not playing for 3 hours straight) like I may play smash a little competitive, but still hang with friends. I don’t know, this entire fortnite game community is all 5-9 year olds, so what can I say

Re: Epic Games Buys Mediatonic, The Studio Behind Fall Guys

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Yay, a game that I wanted to get, cause I don’t want to get it on my PlayStation, will now be riddled with “spend money for in game cosmetics!!!!” Or I’ll get the ad “season 15 battle pass!!!! Buy so you can unlock all cosmetics!!!!!” Looking at you fortnite. It’s sad to see that a company that made a great game, get taken up by one of the greediest. Next will be a #FreeFallGuys, when it gets removed from iPhone, and all of epics teenage followers will rage on twitter.

Re: Introducing Pokémon Legends: Arceus, An Open-World Prequel To Diamond And Pearl

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Game freak really stepped their game up. Aside from that, you were all asking for diamond and pearl remakes, we got them, but now you say “I don’t like art style, not sold” the sprites literally look the exact same as the original, just in 3D. Next, we are getting a fully open world Pokémon game, but all that matters is “trees look bad” if you care about the trees that much, you have a tree fetish, and need a therapist.(just joking here). Next is the “oh my god chingling or (however you spell it) looks bad!” Of course it looks bad, the game still has a year to go, we don’t know if this footage is from last year, or maybe even from yesterday who knows. All I’ve figured out is everybody on the internet is an entitled baby, which I already knew. If you read through this all welcome to the end of my rant friend.

Re: Rumour: 'Switch Pro' Console Still Aiming For 2021 Launch, According To Known Insider

Slinkoy1

So it’s supposed to come out this year, just like last year, and the year beforehand, and the year before that, and even the year the switch came out. And this point, the rumor is just copy and paste 4K, and I’m an insider now. Maybe try next year buddy. And literally the only reason the rumors started up again was botw 2, which now every supposed insider is saying is exclusive. I have never believed these insiders, and never will. Nintendo direct rumors from last year on the other hand “big direct this weekend” “jk mini direct”.

Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Fans Will Want To Tune Into Tomorrow's Nintendo Direct

Slinkoy1

@YoshiAngemon you really can’t say that Mario has to many characters because that’s nintendos main franchise that got em all started, so of course they would keep on giving the series characters. Aside from that it’s time for my main man doom slayer to get in, or crash. Just imagine doom slayer, where how all of the doom games soundtracks are rock, so you could have him and Mario fight to rip and tear.

Re: Random: Fake Nintendo Direct Leak "Reveals" The Name Of Breath Of The Wild 2

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This leak is so fake it’s funny lol. Far cry 6 and Assassins creed Valhalla being on a handheld? You would have a pool of melted plastic after an hour. Even if the “SwItCh PrO” is real, neither of those games could run on it, and I don’t even think far cry six gameplay has been shown yet. Now let me rage about the first party games on this list. In no parallel universe would Nintendo release a new splatoon, mariokart, 3D Mario game, legend of Zelda, and Metroid, all in one year. This is a wishlist and nothing else, so if you believe this I am sorry for you.

Re: The Next Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Fighter Will Be Revealed During The Game Awards

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I think we all still have the leaked game awards video call where the creator of fortnite had no comment on it getting into smash still fresh in our minds? Hate it or not, Nintendo would want to do something big for the game awards, they wouldn’t want to pull off a geno, which will make nobody new join the game, or put in a popular character so more people buy your game? The only other character I could see happening is doom slayer after it just released on switch, and today is its anniversary.