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Re: Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE Encore Will Be Censored On Switch

Seanmyster6

What the likes of @Mr_Muscle and @BarefootBowser seem to be failing to understand is that, when a society condones the censorship of "unimportant" things, it will inevitably lead to the censorship of important things.
Those governments that censor real-life violence and harrass the press? They probably started out by censoring things that were on the same level as anime tiddies.

Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl #11 - Final Fight

Seanmyster6

The Japanese cover art is the one which best conveys that the game is a scrolling beat-'em-up, with the two heroes in the foreground squaring off against a multitude of baddies in the background.
The North American and European covers, on the other hand, mainly feature two dudes staring at eachother, which might mislead consumers into believing that the game is a one-on-one fighter.

Re: Poll: How Do You Pronounce These Nintendo-Related Words?

Seanmyster6

For the Japanese names, I do a sort compromise between Japanese and English, where I use what's basically the proper Japanese pronunciations, but with emphasis on the first syllable rather than the second. Just sounds more natural to my English-speaking sensibilities.
"PO-kay-mon" instead of "po-KAY-mon", for example.

Re: Random: This New Indie-Developed Turok Looks Nothing Like The Previous Entries

Seanmyster6

@brunojenso
Metroid Prime: Federation Force
Bomberman: Act Zero
Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts
Chibi-Robo! Ziplash
DmC: Devil May Cry
That upcoming Commander Keen mobile game

And if you look beyond video games, there's also:
Loonatics Unleashed
Teen Titans GO!
Thundercats Roar
She-Ra and The Princesses of Power
Dragon Ball Evolution
Wayside (animated series VERY loosely adapted from Wayside School)
Tim Burton's Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
Pretty much all of the Disney live-action remakes

Re: Random: This New Indie-Developed Turok Looks Nothing Like The Previous Entries

Seanmyster6

@brianvgplayer "The original Gold Key comics from the 50s are as different from the N64 games as this game."

No. That's false and you know it.
The 50s comics and the N64 games aren't exactly the same, true, but you can look at them side-by-side and tell that they're related. This, on the other hand, wouldn't even be recognizable as Turok if it weren't for the name.

Re: Puzzle Bobble 2 Hits Switch Tomorrow Thanks To Hamster's Neo Geo Collection

Seanmyster6

I'll be picking this one up first thing tomorrow!

Oh, and for everyone yearning for Bubble Bobble on Switch, (trust me, I'm yearning right along beside you) in the meantime I recommend looking into this little hidden gem by the name of Whip! Whip!
https://youtu.be/fCu-GW4C7BA
It's basically like a Bubble Bobble game, except that the bubble attack has been swapped out for a magic grappling hook oven mitt followed up with a Falcon Kick.

Re: Johnny Turbo Teases Data East's Arcade Beat 'Em Up Night Slashers For Switch

Seanmyster6

@GameOtaku It has nearly every Capcom original beat-'em-up, including two previously arcade-exclusive games, with the only omissions being the Final Fight sequels and Dynasty Wars. (and Dynasty Wars kinda sucks, anyway, so I won't miss it)
As for the ones based on external IPs, such as Alien Vs. Predator and The Punisher, it would take a liscensing miracle for Capcom to get all of those in one collection.

Re: Breath Of The Wild Has Been Added To The Zelda Series Timeline, But There's A Catch

Seanmyster6

@Alber-san My personal theory is that BotW is the one game in the series that's completely factual of the world of Hyrule, and that all previous games are old legends about past heroes, which may either be based loosely on history or purely fabricated. This would explain why Link in BotW has a more realistic experience with such things as breakable equipment, stamina, weather effects, and realistic physics, while the heroes of old are seen with more exaggerated abilities such as smashing rocks by picking them up and throwing them, or effortlessly scaling tall cliffsides.

To put it another way, all past Zelda titles are Disney-esque adaptations of Hyrule's history and lore, and BotW is a current-events documentary.

Re: 2064: Read Only Memories Integral

Seanmyster6

@Moarbrains You're right, I doubt their apology was genuine, anyway. They probably just realized that insulting potential customers and telling them not to buy your product = less money.

Re: Shaq-Fu: A Legend Reborn

Seanmyster6

I really wouldn't recommend this game, especially at full price. (I got it for free, and I still feel ripped off)
It's fun for a little while at first, but it gets old really quickly, and there's practically zero replay value. It's not one of the worst games ever made, like its predecessor has a reputation for; but there are so many far better games to play, on Switch or otherwise, that there's just no reason to waste your life on this kind of mediocrity.

Re: The Mega Man Animated Series Will Be Called Mega Man: Fully Charged

Seanmyster6

I don't have any higher hopes than anyone else for this cartoon to be any good, (in fact, I'm predicting that it's going to be really awful, though I'd be happy to be proven wrong) but since we're also getting a brand new actual Mega Man game soon that's looking pretty sharp so far, this show being bad won't feel like as big of a betrayal as it otherwise might have.

Re: Johnny Turbo's Arcade: Bad Dudes

Seanmyster6

Looks like the various issues with this game have been fixed and the price dropped to match other arcade rereleases on the eShop. Flying Tiger might not have gotten things right the first time, but they know how to listen to feedback.

Re: Review: Bad Dudes (Switch eShop)

Seanmyster6

I was debating with myself whether to get this or Moon Patrol this Thursday, but I'm not about to pay $2 extra for mandatory filters and an incomplete moveset, so it looks like it's gonna be Moon Patrol for me.

Re: Oh Boy, Sonic The Hedgehog Was Almost Human

Seanmyster6

I believe they made the right call.
Think about it; who were the most iconic gaming protagonists during the late '80s, right before Sonic came to be? Mario, Link, Samus, Mega Man, Simon Belmont. All humanoid characters. The fact that Sonic was not only an animal, but a somewhat obscure animal like a hedgehog, was something that made him stand out from the crowd.

...You know, until the crowd started to directly imitate Sonic.

Re: The Legend Of Dark Witch 3 - Wisdom And Lunacy

Seanmyster6

As a fan of the first and especially the second Dark Witch games, let me just say what a disappointment this one is. They basically watered it down and over-simplified it to the point that it's not fun anymore. No more Mega Man-esque weapon system, you can only have one item type to use during a stage, the power-ups have been reduced to just speed, wing, and shot width, and the stages themselves are more tedious than challenging.
If you're planning to play any game in the Dark Witch series, just skip this one and play Episode 2 instead.