I think I might be in some kind of minority, because I hate Federation Force, but love Star Fox Zero. (I don't find the controls bad at all, they're very responsive and allow you to do things that you couldn't do with traditional controls)
Let me explain my views on why Federation Force is such a disappointment: Imagine that you have a friend who cooks really good steaks that you like and would often invite you over for steak dinner. Now, imagine that this friend hasn't invited you over for a long time. Then one day, out of the blue, your friend invites you over for steak once more. This time, however, instead of that delicious steak that you remember, all you're given is a bag of steak-flavored potato chips from the dollar store. So, yeah, that's what Federation Force is like: being given dollar store chips when you were expecting home-cooked steak.
(Then there are the people who defend Federation Force with things like "It's a spin-off", "It's better than having no new Metroid games", "You shouldn't care so much about the name", etc.; They're like another friend who was invited to the same dinner, happily munching down on his chips while saying to you "How could you be so ungrateful? You should be glad that you were given anything at all!")
I had been starving for a good shmup lately, so what better time for R-Type to show up on Wii U!
@Agent721 The Konami Code might not work, but R-Type does have its very own 21 Continues code.
EDIT: ryogo666's comment explains how this code is done.
I will now coin a new term: "Nuts & Bolts Sticker Force". Named for Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts, Paper Mario Sticker Star, and Metroid Prime: Federation Force, a Nuts & Bolts Sticker Force is an entry in an established franchise which drags said franchise through an unnecessary identity crisis by introducing a number of changes which make no sense and nobody was asking for, either in a misguided attempt at variety, or because they never heard the saying "If it isn't broken, don't fix it." Nuts & Bolts Sticker Forces are not always bad games, but they're usually just an "interesting experiment" at best, and would often have made more sense as a new IP. Sample sentence: "Anyone remember Bomberman: Act Zero? That game was such a Nuts & Bolts Sticker Force!"
I need to go back and finish the first game sometime soon.
I don't know if I'd call The Fall a "Metroidvania", though, since it's more like a "roto-scoped platformer" (like Out Of This World) with elements of a point-and-click adventure.
EDIT: As it turns out, the term I was looking for is "cinematic platformer".
The Fall is a cinematic platformer, not a Metroidvania.
Alright, Star Fox Zero demo! I've been waiting for them to release one, due to the whole control controversy. (Some said the controls were actually good while others said they were as bad as all the game journalists were saying, so I wanted to try for myself) I'll also look into Ninja Smasher, since that description sounds like something I'd enjoy.
@FlowOfDough Because Nintendo has made it abundantly clear for the last 15 years that only characters who have originated in video games are eligible to appear in Super Smash Bros.
Period.
This argument has gone on for far too long, and people like Detective TeeJay and myself are sick and tired of having to beat this dead horse by repeatedly trying to explain such a simple concept to stubborn, thick-skulled morons.
So there, I just "explained crap to you". Happy?
Wow, looks incredible! I'll admit I've been less than impressed with most of Arc's contributions to the current Nintendo systems so far, but giving this game a worldwide release would more than make up for that.
You know what? I'm getting really sick of hearing about this game and all of its stupid awkward crap. From the western release getting split into two full price games, to the "fondle your waifu" minigame, to all the homosexuality crap, (don't even get me started on fans now asking for polygamy and even incest options in FE, mirroring the real-life "love is love" idiocy) it's really turning me off. I may even skip out on the Corrin dlc in Smash because of all this nonsense. I just want nothing to do with this game anymore.
You can never win with some people. Here's how it usually goes: Review a game positively = "You're just a fanboy!" Review a game negatively/indifferently = "You're just a hater!"
Here's how I like to think games like these make it onto the eShop...
Developer: Ok, Nintendo, here's my game!
Nintendo: Alright, let's have a look... Hmmm... Yes, this is a very good proof-of-concept. Can't wait to see the finished game!
Developer: ...This IS the finished game.
Nintendo: (faints)
Developer: ...Ok, thanks for distributing my game! I'll see you in a week after I make the sequel!
Some "Warriors" mashups I'd like to see:
Castlevania Warriors
Mega Man X - Maverick Warriors
Dragon Ball Z Warriors
Transformers - Cybertron Warriors (Gen 1, of course)
Tatsunoko Warriors
Godzilla Warriors
Super Meme Warriors Turbo Champion Arcade 4Chan #GamerGate Edition & Knuckles, featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
...Okay, that last one was just a joke. (though I'd still play it if it were real, just sayin')
Sad to say, I'm not enjoying this game as much as I thought I would. I like the fighting engine, and I enjoyed multiplayer when my brother and I played the demo; but the single player content just isn't doing it for me, and I don't feel like waiting for the online mode to eventually be added in North America, if ever. It's not a bad game, really, but there's other games I'd rather spend my time with. :
It would've been in keeping with Rare's usual collect-a-thon Euro-platformer style, but in this case I think they made the right call by keeping it more simple.
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Re: Review: Tadpole Treble (Wii U eShop)
I'm a huge fan of Brawl In The Family, and this is exactly the level of quality I've come to expect from good ol' Matt.
Re: Gurumin 3D Price Revealed, Free 3DS Theme To Be Included With Purchase
$14.99 sounds like a great price to me, I was honestly expecting it to be more.
Re: Metroid Prime: Federation Force Flops on UK Debut
I think I might be in some kind of minority, because I hate Federation Force, but love Star Fox Zero. (I don't find the controls bad at all, they're very responsive and allow you to do things that you couldn't do with traditional controls)
Re: Round Up: Metroid Prime: Federation Force Predictably Divides Opinion
"You do a spinoff when a series is active, not after it's been sidelined for years."
Exactly this
Re: Round Up: Metroid Prime: Federation Force Predictably Divides Opinion
Let me explain my views on why Federation Force is such a disappointment:
Imagine that you have a friend who cooks really good steaks that you like and would often invite you over for steak dinner. Now, imagine that this friend hasn't invited you over for a long time. Then one day, out of the blue, your friend invites you over for steak once more. This time, however, instead of that delicious steak that you remember, all you're given is a bag of steak-flavored potato chips from the dollar store.
So, yeah, that's what Federation Force is like: being given dollar store chips when you were expecting home-cooked steak.
(Then there are the people who defend Federation Force with things like "It's a spin-off", "It's better than having no new Metroid games", "You shouldn't care so much about the name", etc.; They're like another friend who was invited to the same dinner, happily munching down on his chips while saying to you "How could you be so ungrateful? You should be glad that you were given anything at all!")
Re: Sega Announces Puyo Puyo Chronicle For 3DS To Celebrate 25 Years Of Popping Blobs
I would buy this in half of a heartbeat if it came state-side!
Btw, Arle and Arie? LOL, that's even worse than Sauron and Sarumon.
Re: Gurumin 3D: A Monstrous Adventure May Be One to Watch on the 3DS eShop
ME WANT
Re: Nintendo Download: 11th August (North America)
Tadpole Treble is out now? "Let's throw money at it!"
Re: Review: R-Type (Wii U eShop / TG-16)
I had been starving for a good shmup lately, so what better time for R-Type to show up on Wii U!
@Agent721 The Konami Code might not work, but R-Type does have its very own 21 Continues code.
EDIT: ryogo666's comment explains how this code is done.
Re: Metroid Prime: Federation Force is Now Available to Pre-load in North America
I will now coin a new term: "Nuts & Bolts Sticker Force".
Named for Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts, Paper Mario Sticker Star, and Metroid Prime: Federation Force, a Nuts & Bolts Sticker Force is an entry in an established franchise which drags said franchise through an unnecessary identity crisis by introducing a number of changes which make no sense and nobody was asking for, either in a misguided attempt at variety, or because they never heard the saying "If it isn't broken, don't fix it."
Nuts & Bolts Sticker Forces are not always bad games, but they're usually just an "interesting experiment" at best, and would often have made more sense as a new IP.
Sample sentence: "Anyone remember Bomberman: Act Zero? That game was such a Nuts & Bolts Sticker Force!"
Re: Super Mario Adventures is Being Reprinted as a Graphic Novel
I'd be a fool NOT to pick this up!
Re: Nintendo Download: 4th August (North America)
Eh, I was planning to get Star Fox Zero soon, anyway.
EDIT: Actually, I think I'll also want Star Wars Pinball.
Re: Feature: Over The Moon on Lessons Learned With The Fall and Continuing ARID's Story in Part 2
I need to go back and finish the first game sometime soon.
I don't know if I'd call The Fall a "Metroidvania", though, since it's more like a "roto-scoped platformer" (like Out Of This World) with elements of a point-and-click adventure.
EDIT: As it turns out, the term I was looking for is "cinematic platformer".
The Fall is a cinematic platformer, not a Metroidvania.
Re: Retro: Bask in Nostalgia With The Nintendo Power Archive
I'm bookmarking this for sure!
btw, I wonder how many people saw "Zelda - Second Quest" on the cover and thought that it was the name of the upcoming Zelda sequel?
Re: Darksiders is Coming to Wii U
I've been meaning to try out the Darksiders series, so this is good news for me.
Re: Nintendo Download: 21st July (North America)
Btw, wasn't Gotta Protectors supposed to release today, or is that not until August?
Re: Nintendo Download: 21st July (North America)
Alright, Star Fox Zero demo! I've been waiting for them to release one, due to the whole control controversy. (Some said the controls were actually good while others said they were as bad as all the game journalists were saying, so I wanted to try for myself)
I'll also look into Ninja Smasher, since that description sounds like something I'd enjoy.
Re: Video: Fans Mod Goku Into Super Smash Bros. For Wii U
Cool mod, by the way.
Re: Video: Fans Mod Goku Into Super Smash Bros. For Wii U
@FlowOfDough Because Nintendo has made it abundantly clear for the last 15 years that only characters who have originated in video games are eligible to appear in Super Smash Bros.
Period.
This argument has gone on for far too long, and people like Detective TeeJay and myself are sick and tired of having to beat this dead horse by repeatedly trying to explain such a simple concept to stubborn, thick-skulled morons.
So there, I just "explained crap to you". Happy?
Re: River City Ransom SP is Looking Fighting Fit in Latest Trailer
Btw, has anyone heard any news lately about River City Ransom Underground? 'Cause I sure haven't.
Re: River City Ransom SP is Looking Fighting Fit in Latest Trailer
Wow, looks incredible! I'll admit I've been less than impressed with most of Arc's contributions to the current Nintendo systems so far, but giving this game a worldwide release would more than make up for that.
Re: Random: Ronda Rousey "Always Wanted To Be Samus"
@MIDP Because she's a horrible person.
Re: Random: Ronda Rousey "Always Wanted To Be Samus"
You mean Ms. Gets-a-free-pass-on-domestic-violence-because-she's-a-woman? Yeah, no, I don't want her ugly mug anywhere near Samus.
Re: Video: Check Out This Teaser Footage of Space Dave!
As soon as I saw the "Space Block" in action, I was like "GALAGA SHIP-CAPTURE BEAM!"
Re: Video: The Game Theorists Break Down Bayonetta's Super Smash Bros. Moveset
At least it's not MatPat's stupid face telling us that Bayonetta is insane or secretly the creator of the universe or something.
Re: Nintendo Removes Infamous Drugging Scene From Western Localisation Of Fire Emblem Fates
You know what? I'm getting really sick of hearing about this game and all of its stupid awkward crap. From the western release getting split into two full price games, to the "fondle your waifu" minigame, to all the homosexuality crap, (don't even get me started on fans now asking for polygamy and even incest options in FE, mirroring the real-life "love is love" idiocy) it's really turning me off. I may even skip out on the Corrin dlc in Smash because of all this nonsense. I just want nothing to do with this game anymore.
Re: Review: The Legend of Dark Witch - Episode 2: The Price of Desire (3DS eShop)
This isn't the first time NL's written a lousy review of a Circle Ent. published game... (has PTSD-style flashbacks of the Witch & Hero review)
Re: Nintendo Download: 21st January (Europe)
fingers crossed for Mario Kart 64, Mario Party 2, and Super Mario RPG to release in the US soon
Re: Editorial: It's Not Fun to Criticise Nintendo Games, But It's Been Unavoidable in 2015
You can never win with some people. Here's how it usually goes:
Review a game positively = "You're just a fanboy!"
Review a game negatively/indifferently = "You're just a hater!"
Re: Review: Lucentek - Activate (Wii U eShop)
Here's how I like to think games like these make it onto the eShop...
Developer: Ok, Nintendo, here's my game!
Nintendo: Alright, let's have a look... Hmmm... Yes, this is a very good proof-of-concept. Can't wait to see the finished game!
Developer: ...This IS the finished game.
Nintendo: (faints)
Developer: ...Ok, thanks for distributing my game! I'll see you in a week after I make the sequel!
Re: Today Was Shigeru Miyamoto's 63rd Birthday
Happy birthday, Shiggy-Sama!
Re: SNK Playmore Ditches Pachinko Machines To Focus Entirely On Video Games
Down with pachinko, up with video games!
Re: Koei Tecmo is Planning Another Major Collaboration With a Western IP
Some "Warriors" mashups I'd like to see:
Castlevania Warriors
Mega Man X - Maverick Warriors
Dragon Ball Z Warriors
Transformers - Cybertron Warriors (Gen 1, of course)
Tatsunoko Warriors
Godzilla Warriors
Super Meme Warriors Turbo Champion Arcade 4Chan #GamerGate Edition & Knuckles, featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
...Okay, that last one was just a joke. (though I'd still play it if it were real, just sayin')
Re: Dragon Ball Z: Extreme Butoden
Sad to say, I'm not enjoying this game as much as I thought I would. I like the fighting engine, and I enjoyed multiplayer when my brother and I played the demo; but the single player content just isn't doing it for me, and I don't feel like waiting for the online mode to eventually be added in North America, if ever.
It's not a bad game, really, but there's other games I'd rather spend my time with. :
Re: SmileBASIC is Heading to Wii U, With Cross-Platform Support and DLC Also Confirmed
I think I might get this. I've had fun with other game makers, like RPG Maker and Wario Ware D.I.Y., though this is probably more advanced than those.
Re: Review: Pocky & Rocky with Becky (Wii U eShop / GBA)
It still baffles me why Natsume decided to give the Wii U Virtual Console this lousy game before the far superior SNES original.
Re: Video: The Game Theorists Explain Why We Should Go Easy on Bowser
Please stop giving Lame Theory coverage.
Re: Review: Hold Your Fire: A Game About Responsibility (Wii U eShop)
Looks like the only great shmups on Wii U are Virtual Console games.
Re: The Next Splatfest in North America is About How You Like to Travel
@RaiRiggs Aw, I was gonna say that!
Re: Review: Job the Leprechaun (Wii U eShop)
Kinda looks like a DOS platformer.
Re: Nintendo Download: 24th September (North America)
Would be getting Extreme Exorcism, except that I hate when Wii U games exclude off-tv play for no reason.
Re: Natsume’s Pocky & Rocky With Becky Arrives On The Wii U Virtual Console Next Month
"Natsume's Pocky & Rocky..."
"...with Becky..."
Re: BeautiFun Games' Megamagic: Wizards of the Neon Age is a Tribute to the '80s, and Could Come to Wii U
Super fighting wizards...
MEGAMAGIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ufVQIUEiYc
Re: Chibi-Robo!: Zip Lash
Am I the only one who's nicknamed this game "Chibi-Vania"?
Re: Donkey Kong Country Almost Had A Zelda-Like Key System
It would've been in keeping with Rare's usual collect-a-thon Euro-platformer style, but in this case I think they made the right call by keeping it more simple.
Re: Nintendo Download: 3rd September (Europe)
Here's hoping North America gets StarTropics this week, as well!
Re: Super-Hard Platformer Volgarr The Viking Set To Pillage Wii U And 3DS eShops
I'll keep this on my radar. I enjoy the occasional rip-your-hair-out difficult game.
Re: Video: Mario Skate is the Latest Viral Video to Celebrate Nintendo Culture
Awesome!
Re: Video: How Star Wars: Rogue Squadron Dev Factor 5 Gave Sonic His Home Video Game Début
I love Guru Larry!
Re: Potential Massacre Averted At Pokémon World Championships
Notice that it wasn't a "gun-free zone" sign that stopped them.