Here we go, Disney is trying to save Mickey Mouse's pending copyright expiry by actually putting him in stuff for once 🙄
They need to give him a personality, because he's pretty much sucked for decades.
The game does look quite generic though. And why is it so zoomed out? Makes it look like one of those early 2000s platform/strategy games where selecting higher resolutions just zoomed out further and further.
@Spider-Kev "Ad blocker built into the browser, no way to disable." "Brave browser" What do you mean you can't disable ad-blocking in Brave? There's a dedicated icon for it. You can also choose to disable ads only on certain websites.
@sanderev "I currently have 49 people in my ignore / block list." Right, ok. That reminds me of the guy who had a bit of moldy cheese in his moustache, who went around convinced it was everyone else that smelled bad.
Well it's not like Sonic 2 had much "kids choice" competition if they only had those other more teen/adult movies to choose from 🙄
Sonic 2 sucked hard except for maybe the last 5 minutes. Those kids will realise when they watch it again as an adult. All the jokes were pop-culture based that no kids understood or laughed at in my theatre. Jim Carrey lost his mojo and nothing he said was funny (is that because he wasn't allow to improv? Or was he just phoning it in?).
And that pointless side story with the wedding was like watching a completely different movie.
Ok, that album is a bit weird. They're looping tracks made for people to put in their retro games or something? Is that the composer's intention? It's only 15 minutes total, and the tracks don't even have real names.
Sure, bring her back to Mario Kart. Most MK8 songs are a bit crap anyway, so someone fresh like her might help.
Hollow Knight's controls and hit detection were a little sluggish which made it annoying to play. Boss fights especially were very frustrating because of this. Going back to something like Axiom Verge and The Messenger is like a breath of fresh air with perfect response.
Hollow Knight also had this non-stop depressing vibe which made everything a downer. Overall I enjoyed it enough to finish it, but it's not one of my favourites.
@Hoshiko "I remember the time when I used to get excited over these system updates :/"
When were these updates EVER exciting? They are a slap in the face, EVERY SINGLE TIME.
If Nintendo owned Microsoft, Windows 11 would still look like Windows 3.1. 🙄
lol, 90-100min is practically the standard for all comedies and kids movies. Did anyone really expect this to be a 2 hour movie? So funny to read discussions (or even an article) about the damn runtime 🤦♂️
10 minutes of that will be end credits for all the CGI artists though.
Metroid Dread sucks 👎 The graphics are horribly bland and have nasty-looking prerendered CGI, and the constant running away from robots ruins the exploration theme that has always been part of Metroid games. This doesn't feel like Metroid, it feels like a half-baked, bargain bin eShop game.
uhh... people are really falling for this, like it's the last time they'll ever see Ash and Pikachu together? How many pop culture "finals" are truly final? 🙄
But yes, the original voice actress was great and you can tell she really loved being Ash.
Cashing in on the minor "knight" naming craze is really groan-worthy (it was cringy enough when Hollow Knight did this 🙄), but despite that, I'll be getting this.
Definitely into it, but jesus does the name need to be another "knight" cash-in? They couldn't think up anything more original? 🙄
As for the bullet-hell bloom issue, I guess we'll only know after playing it.
@ohithere "If this runs at a smooth 60fps on Switch I'll definitely play it" haha even for a game like this, I wouldn't be surprised if its capped at 30fps on Switch. If I get it, I'll be playing on Series S.
Trailer was a bit cringey, Stan doesn't really sound like a salesman, and the art is a bit off-putting (Guybrush is pretty much just as ugly as the other later games). I'm thinking it'll be a bit disappointing, but I hope I'm wrong.
I'll probably buy it anyway as a thank you for the good times I had with the first 3 games.
I've been quite happy with an Xbox Series S for the last few months. Thought I’d drop in to see if there’s anything new on the Switch front… but NOPE, it’s the same old stagnate waters 🙄
@Anti-Matter @Zuljaras - While I'd like a DDR revival, that's not gonna happen with this competition. Konami aren't going to fund a game that requires a peripheral, it's way too risky and niche. DDR using a PC keyboard has made an indie comeback in the form of Friday Night Funkin, so there is some hope that in a few years music games will eventually become popular again.
@valcoholic "Imagine especially a woman would have wanted to make a living making videogame music in the 1980ies."
Yeah well she's transgender. Seems like every time I see an article about a woman that's into game programming, chiptune music etc, a quick Google search reveals they're transgender.
I'd also love to hear about more women involved in the technical side of synths/chiptunes and game programming that are not transgender. Yes there were a couple japanese NES composers back in the day, but it's quite rare outside of traditional composing.
I think the only way Nintendo would agree to it is if the Switch version of GamePass has Xbox exclusives only.
And it would have to be cloud-based from a technical standpoint anyway: digital versions wouldn't run on the Switch due to it being completely different (and underpowered) hardware.
I'm not reading the review or watching any videos as I don't want spoilers. Just wanted to mention that I just bought Axiom Verge 2 on Epic and looking forward to playing it. I spent many hours on the original.
@andykara2003 "I like to play the way the developers intended." Which, for most Switch ports, means you prefer crippled graphics and capped at 30fps? 😅
@Clyde_Radcliffe "I will likely wait until I buy an Xbox Series X"
Heck, I'm seriously considering the Series S. A cheap-ish console where I can play casual/indie games on the couch without any sacrifices is looking very attractive. I don't care for third-party AAA games, I'd rather play them on PC with keyboard and mouse.
I have had it with almost every Switch game being a compromise.
Ok, I see 3 disjointed and somewhat confusing tweets with bad grammar in this article, and none say the article's tagline of a "teenage dream come true".
I don't appreciate the misleading NintendoLife headline: ""No Plans" For Other Model"
This is the kind of crap journalism that fuels misinformation 🙄
Read the damn quote: "have no plans for launching any other model at this time."
This quote basically means nothing. "At this time" can mean this week, this month, this year. And it doesn't say "no plans for any other model at this time", it says no plans for LAUNCHING any other model at this time. Big difference.
Whinge whinge whinge 🙄 It's not illegal, so there's nothing you can do unless the retailer puts a limit per customer.
The OLED will essentially replace the original model, so it's not disappearing any time soon. If you want it so bad, find the same tools that these 'scalpers' use.
Good on u Nintendo, you got this 10 year old game running at 60fps on Switch 👍
Is it sad that this impresses me? Am I setting my expectations for Switch too low? 😅 I feel like a parent that's proud of their 30 year old son for dressing himself 😆
@Silly_G @Jayenkai - Not that silly "Sonic would beat them all on foot" argument again. It's not a platform game, it's a racing game.
Why is Bowser and his minions being such good little participants in Mario Kart 8? Why aren't they blowing up the tracks from an airship and ruining it for everyone? 🙄
But yes, where the heck is Transformed (should run at 60fps now too)? I loved that game and the tracks had a decent length for once, unlike MK8 which made me feel ripped-off with its tiny tracks. Although MK8 was my favourite due to its active online multiplayer.
The fact this game actally used a 16mm projector fascinates me... and not just one but two projectors running at the same time to display either a hit or a miss 😮
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Re: Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster Series Launches On Switch Later This Month
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Re: Disney Illusion Island Pays "Homage" To Castle Of Illusion, Says Creative Director
Here we go, Disney is trying to save Mickey Mouse's pending copyright expiry by actually putting him in stuff for once 🙄
They need to give him a personality, because he's pretty much sucked for decades.
The game does look quite generic though. And why is it so zoomed out? Makes it look like one of those early 2000s platform/strategy games where selecting higher resolutions just zoomed out further and further.
Re: Site News: Love What We Do? Become A Nintendo Life Supporter!
@Spider-Kev "Ad blocker built into the browser, no way to disable." "Brave browser"
What do you mean you can't disable ad-blocking in Brave? There's a dedicated icon for it. You can also choose to disable ads only on certain websites.
@sanderev "I currently have 49 people in my ignore / block list."
Right, ok. That reminds me of the guy who had a bit of moldy cheese in his moustache, who went around convinced it was everyone else that smelled bad.
Re: Sonic 2 Wins 'Favourite Movie' At Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2023
Well it's not like Sonic 2 had much "kids choice" competition if they only had those other more teen/adult movies to choose from 🙄
Sonic 2 sucked hard except for maybe the last 5 minutes. Those kids will realise when they watch it again as an adult. All the jokes were pop-culture based that no kids understood or laughed at in my theatre. Jim Carrey lost his mojo and nothing he said was funny (is that because he wasn't allow to improv? Or was he just phoning it in?).
And that pointless side story with the wedding was like watching a completely different movie.
What a failure.
Re: Random: Super Mario Kart Composer Launches Retro-Inspired Chiptune Album
Ok, that album is a bit weird. They're looping tracks made for people to put in their retro games or something? Is that the composer's intention? It's only 15 minutes total, and the tracks don't even have real names.
Sure, bring her back to Mario Kart. Most MK8 songs are a bit crap anyway, so someone fresh like her might help.
Re: Fortnite's Next Season Will Apparently Add An FPS Mode
FPS with a game controller sucks. Plus you'd probably have a narrower field of view, making it even easier for someone to sneak up on you.
Re: Hollow Knight: Silksong Playtester Shares Small Update, Says It's "Worth The Wait"
Hollow Knight's controls and hit detection were a little sluggish which made it annoying to play. Boss fights especially were very frustrating because of this.
Going back to something like Axiom Verge and The Messenger is like a breath of fresh air with perfect response.
Hollow Knight also had this non-stop depressing vibe which made everything a downer. Overall I enjoyed it enough to finish it, but it's not one of my favourites.
Re: Nintendo Switch System Update 16.0.0 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
@Hoshiko "I remember the time when I used to get excited over these system updates :/"
When were these updates EVER exciting? They are a slap in the face, EVERY SINGLE TIME.
If Nintendo owned Microsoft, Windows 11 would still look like Windows 3.1. 🙄
Re: Super Mario Bros. Movie Runtime Seemingly Revealed
lol, 90-100min is practically the standard for all comedies and kids movies. Did anyone really expect this to be a 2 hour movie? So funny to read discussions (or even an article) about the damn runtime 🤦♂️
10 minutes of that will be end credits for all the CGI artists though.
Re: Feature: Super Nintendo World's Show Producer And Head Chef Shed Light On The New Park's Development
Seems like more of a side attraction if you're going to Universal Studios anyway.
If they want repeat visitors, maybe they should beef up the cafe so that people can just come for the food and chill out in an amazing environment.
Re: Review: Octopath Traveler II - A Confident Follow-Up And One Of Switch's Finest RPGs
@Dr_Corndog - "One of my biggest faults with the original was its woeful story."
To me, that sounds like practically every Final Fantasy game 😆
Re: Review: Metroid Dread - Quite Possibly The Best Metroid Game Ever Made
Metroid Dread sucks 👎 The graphics are horribly bland and have nasty-looking prerendered CGI, and the constant running away from robots ruins the exploration theme that has always been part of Metroid games. This doesn't feel like Metroid, it feels like a half-baked, bargain bin eShop game.
Re: Ash Ketchum's Original VA Thanks Pokémon For "Incredible" 25 Year Journey
uhh... people are really falling for this, like it's the last time they'll ever see Ash and Pikachu together? How many pop culture "finals" are truly final? 🙄
But yes, the original voice actress was great and you can tell she really loved being Ash.
Re: Review: The Knight Witch - An Intense Fusion Of Metroidvania And Bullet Hell
Cashing in on the minor "knight" naming craze is really groan-worthy (it was cringy enough when Hollow Knight did this 🙄), but despite that, I'll be getting this.
Re: Review: Nickelodeon Kart Racers 3: Slime Speedway - Slams The Series Into Reverse
This game runs just as bad on Xbox Series S. I played about 15 minutes and couldn't handle the poor framerate any more.
Something's wrong if this game needs a PS5 or decent PC just to run smoothly.
The voices also felt off because the characters don't look like they're saying anything. You just hear these dubbed lines over their closed mouths.
Re: Bullet Hell Metroidvania 'The Knight Witch' Finally Gets A Release Date On Switch
Definitely into it, but jesus does the name need to be another "knight" cash-in? They couldn't think up anything more original? 🙄
As for the bullet-hell bloom issue, I guess we'll only know after playing it.
@ohithere "If this runs at a smooth 60fps on Switch I'll definitely play it"
haha even for a game like this, I wouldn't be surprised if its capped at 30fps on Switch. If I get it, I'll be playing on Series S.
Re: Return To Monkey Island Gets A Release Date And A Horse Armour Pre-Order Bonus
Trailer was a bit cringey, Stan doesn't really sound like a salesman, and the art is a bit off-putting (Guybrush is pretty much just as ugly as the other later games). I'm thinking it'll be a bit disappointing, but I hope I'm wrong.
I'll probably buy it anyway as a thank you for the good times I had with the first 3 games.
Re: Random: What Do You Mean Super Mario's Donut Blocks Aren't Based On Donuts?
Later on in that Pokemon episode, it gets mistaken for a pokeball:
"Donut, GO!" 😄
Re: Nintendo Switch System Update 13.2.1 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
I've been quite happy with an Xbox Series S for the last few months. Thought I’d drop in to see if there’s anything new on the Switch front… but NOPE, it’s the same old stagnate waters 🙄
Anyone up for a game of Mario Kart 8? 😴
Re: Konami Competition Tasks Indie Devs With Reviving Its Classic IP
@Anti-Matter @Zuljaras - While I'd like a DDR revival, that's not gonna happen with this competition. Konami aren't going to fund a game that requires a peripheral, it's way too risky and niche.
DDR using a PC keyboard has made an indie comeback in the form of Friday Night Funkin, so there is some hope that in a few years music games will eventually become popular again.
Re: Feature: Minecraft And Celeste Composer On Nintendo Influences And Writing For The Biggest Game In The World
@valcoholic "Imagine especially a woman would have wanted to make a living making videogame music in the 1980ies."
Yeah well she's transgender. Seems like every time I see an article about a woman that's into game programming, chiptune music etc, a quick Google search reveals they're transgender.
I'd also love to hear about more women involved in the technical side of synths/chiptunes and game programming that are not transgender. Yes there were a couple japanese NES composers back in the day, but it's quite rare outside of traditional composing.
Re: Quick Beats: Streets Of Rage Composer On Musical Heroes And The Series He'd Love To Work On
well... I think some of these questions were lost in translation.
Re: Head Of Xbox Shuts Down Idea Of Game Pass Coming To Other Platforms (Again)
I think the only way Nintendo would agree to it is if the Switch version of GamePass has Xbox exclusives only.
And it would have to be cloud-based from a technical standpoint anyway: digital versions wouldn't run on the Switch due to it being completely different (and underpowered) hardware.
Re: Review: Axiom Verge 2 - A Fantastic Follow-Up To A Classic Metroidvania
I'm not reading the review or watching any videos as I don't want spoilers. Just wanted to mention that I just bought Axiom Verge 2 on Epic and looking forward to playing it. I spent many hours on the original.
Re: Rom-Com Dating Sim 'Love Esquire' Invites Players To "Git Gud, Get Laid" On Switch
From one of the screenshots:
"Girls and make-up... it's something I'll never understand ".
Ain't that the truth 😅
Re: Feature: 20 Super NES Classics Nintendo Should Bring To Switch Online
"Dotemu is bringing back the heroes in a hard shell"
Oops, that should read "half shell" 🙂
"having [Actraiser] on Switch would be a godsend."
That was a good pun, and thank you for not ruining it by saying "pun intended" 👍
Anyway, this list got depressing fast as I doubt we'll see 90% of these on NSO 😕
Re: Konami Teases New Announcements At Gamescom 2021
**Konami makes announcement**
(Crowd doesn't react.... someone coughs)
Re: New Zelda: Breath Of The Wild PC Mod Makes The Game Look Better Than Ever
@andykara2003 "I like to play the way the developers intended."
Which, for most Switch ports, means you prefer crippled graphics and capped at 30fps? 😅
Re: Feature: Ex-Nintendo Employee On 'Holy Grails', Meeting Heroes, And Preserving A $10K Kirby Card
Fascinating stuff. Man, old Nintendo manuals would be a real gem, they most definitely need to be scanned and uploaded for preservation.
Re: Streets Of Rage 4 Publisher Dotemu Has Been Acquired By Focus Home Interactive
@GrailUK "Those dreaded words of 'allowing greater ambition' sound like stuff the humble Switch might start to struggle with."
It's not their fault the Switch can barely stand on its own two legs these days 😅
Re: Streets Of Rage 4 Publisher Dotemu Has Been Acquired By Focus Home Interactive
"Focus Home Interactive". Could the name be more generic? 🙄
Re: Nintendo Releases Hanafuda And Playing Cards Based On Mario, Zelda, Splatoon And More (Europe)
A replica deck of Nintendo's original playing cards from the 1900s would be much more interesting to me.
Re: Random: We've Been Wrong About This Streets Of Rage Special Move For Almost 30 Years
@Gerald - Totally. I always thought it sounded more like GET THE CAR!
Re: Charming Farming Sim Littlewood Gets Physical Version Next Week
The sprites are just too small, like you're always in a mini-map mode.
Re: Super Meat Boy's Physical Box Art Is Horrifying
Definitely has that 80s/90s boxart vibe, where you had to use your imagination for what that tiny sprite might look like.
I don't mind the art, but I didn't care for the game though. The whole one-hit death thing is just too stressful and repetitive.
Re: Reminder: You Can Now Pre-Order Sonic Colors: Ultimate On The Switch eShop
@Clyde_Radcliffe "I will likely wait until I buy an Xbox Series X"
Heck, I'm seriously considering the Series S. A cheap-ish console where I can play casual/indie games on the couch without any sacrifices is looking very attractive. I don't care for third-party AAA games, I'd rather play them on PC with keyboard and mouse.
I have had it with almost every Switch game being a compromise.
Re: Cute Zelda: Skyward Sword Bomb Bags Are Being Given Away On My Nintendo Australia
I haven't logged in for like a year. Wonder how many points I have.
Re: Lizardcube CEO Gives Intriguing Insight Into Origins Of Streets Of Rage 4
Ok, I see 3 disjointed and somewhat confusing tweets with bad grammar in this article, and none say the article's tagline of a "teenage dream come true".
This article is half-baked.
Re: Random: John Romero's PC Port Of Super Mario Bros. 3 Turns Up On A Floppy In A Museum
@nessisonett @Pod - I read in an interview that "id" was a reference to the id/ego psychology term. Which is why the letters are not capitalized.
But maybe it also conveniently reflected their original name as well.
Re: Nintendo Denies Claims It'll Make Increased Profits With Switch OLED, "No Plans" For Other Model
I don't appreciate the misleading NintendoLife headline:
""No Plans" For Other Model"
This is the kind of crap journalism that fuels misinformation 🙄
Read the damn quote:
"have no plans for launching any other model at this time."
This quote basically means nothing. "At this time" can mean this week, this month, this year.
And it doesn't say "no plans for any other model at this time", it says no plans for LAUNCHING any other model at this time. Big difference.
Re: Scalpers Set Their Sights On The Switch OLED As Pre-Orders Go Live In The US
Whinge whinge whinge 🙄 It's not illegal, so there's nothing you can do unless the retailer puts a limit per customer.
The OLED will essentially replace the original model, so it's not disappearing any time soon. If you want it so bad, find the same tools that these 'scalpers' use.
Re: Video: The Legend Of Zelda: Skyward Sword HD's Launch Trailer Is Here
Good on u Nintendo, you got this 10 year old game running at 60fps on Switch 👍
Is it sad that this impresses me? Am I setting my expectations for Switch too low? 😅
I feel like a parent that's proud of their 30 year old son for dressing himself 😆
Re: Sonic Colors: Ultimate Switch Trailer Removes 60fps Perk Of Original Video
Wah wah wahhhhh 👎 It seems like every second Switch game released is compromised and struggles to keep up.
I've just about had enough of it.
Re: Team Sonic Racing '30th Anniversary Edition' Listings Surface Online
@Silly_G @Jayenkai - Not that silly "Sonic would beat them all on foot" argument again. It's not a platform game, it's a racing game.
Why is Bowser and his minions being such good little participants in Mario Kart 8? Why aren't they blowing up the tracks from an airship and ruining it for everyone? 🙄
But yes, where the heck is Transformed (should run at 60fps now too)? I loved that game and the tracks had a decent length for once, unlike MK8 which made me feel ripped-off with its tiny tracks. Although MK8 was my favourite due to its active online multiplayer.
Re: Tag Heuer Teases Exclusive Limited-Edition Super Mario Collab
Mario is fun, but he's never been "cool" 😅
Wearing a Mario watch, no matter how expensive, is still a bit embarrassing.
A classy Samus Aran watch would be more respectable.
Re: Crash Drive 3 Arrives To Offer Crazy Car Action On Switch
I was excited for a moment when I saw the video was in 60fps... then I saw it was releasing on "all platforms" 🙁
Re: 16mm Film From Nintendo's 1974 Wild Gunman Arcade Cabinet Has Been Found
The fact this game actally used a 16mm projector fascinates me... and not just one but two projectors running at the same time to display either a hit or a miss 😮
Re: Nintendo President Quizzed By Shareholders On Switch 'Pro' And Classic Mini Consoles
Regarding the Switch Pro question, he actually gave a more honest answer than Bowser 😅
"I will have to refrain from commenting..."
Re: Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit Update 1.1.0 Adds New Mario Cup, Three New Environments And A Yoshi Kart
I'm loving the sarcastic comments 😆
But genuine question: do people enjoy this Home Circuit game? Just seems more trouble to set up (and even play) than its worth.
Re: Nintendo Fears A Popular ROM Website Could Make A Comeback
Suck it Nintendo, I hope the site comes back.
"Storman's only assurance to Nintendo's lawyer is that a site relaunch will not feature the company's titles."
Which means what, exactly? Does Nintendo actually own the copyright for ROMs made by Capcom? Konami? Irem?
Does it follow that Nintendo should only be able to prosecute based on their own first party games? 🤔