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Re: Disney Illusion Island Pays "Homage" To Castle Of Illusion, Says Creative Director

Prizm

Here we go, Disney is trying to save Mickey Mouse's pending copyright expiry by actually putting him in stuff for once 🙄

They need to give him a personality, because he's pretty much sucked for decades.

The game does look quite generic though. And why is it so zoomed out? Makes it look like one of those early 2000s platform/strategy games where selecting higher resolutions just zoomed out further and further.

Re: Site News: Love What We Do? Become A Nintendo Life Supporter!

Prizm

@Spider-Kev "Ad blocker built into the browser, no way to disable." "Brave browser"
What do you mean you can't disable ad-blocking in Brave? There's a dedicated icon for it. You can also choose to disable ads only on certain websites.

@sanderev "I currently have 49 people in my ignore / block list."
Right, ok. That reminds me of the guy who had a bit of moldy cheese in his moustache, who went around convinced it was everyone else that smelled bad.

Re: Sonic 2 Wins 'Favourite Movie' At Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2023

Prizm

Well it's not like Sonic 2 had much "kids choice" competition if they only had those other more teen/adult movies to choose from 🙄

Sonic 2 sucked hard except for maybe the last 5 minutes. Those kids will realise when they watch it again as an adult. All the jokes were pop-culture based that no kids understood or laughed at in my theatre. Jim Carrey lost his mojo and nothing he said was funny (is that because he wasn't allow to improv? Or was he just phoning it in?).

And that pointless side story with the wedding was like watching a completely different movie.

What a failure.

Re: Random: Super Mario Kart Composer Launches Retro-Inspired Chiptune Album

Prizm

Ok, that album is a bit weird. They're looping tracks made for people to put in their retro games or something? Is that the composer's intention? It's only 15 minutes total, and the tracks don't even have real names.

Sure, bring her back to Mario Kart. Most MK8 songs are a bit crap anyway, so someone fresh like her might help.

Re: Hollow Knight: Silksong Playtester Shares Small Update, Says It's "Worth The Wait"

Prizm

Hollow Knight's controls and hit detection were a little sluggish which made it annoying to play. Boss fights especially were very frustrating because of this.
Going back to something like Axiom Verge and The Messenger is like a breath of fresh air with perfect response.

Hollow Knight also had this non-stop depressing vibe which made everything a downer. Overall I enjoyed it enough to finish it, but it's not one of my favourites.

Re: Super Mario Bros. Movie Runtime Seemingly Revealed

Prizm

lol, 90-100min is practically the standard for all comedies and kids movies. Did anyone really expect this to be a 2 hour movie? So funny to read discussions (or even an article) about the damn runtime 🤦‍♂️

10 minutes of that will be end credits for all the CGI artists though.

Re: Bullet Hell Metroidvania 'The Knight Witch' Finally Gets A Release Date On Switch

Prizm

Definitely into it, but jesus does the name need to be another "knight" cash-in? They couldn't think up anything more original? 🙄

As for the bullet-hell bloom issue, I guess we'll only know after playing it.

@ohithere "If this runs at a smooth 60fps on Switch I'll definitely play it"
haha even for a game like this, I wouldn't be surprised if its capped at 30fps on Switch. If I get it, I'll be playing on Series S.

Re: Konami Competition Tasks Indie Devs With Reviving Its Classic IP

Prizm

@Anti-Matter @Zuljaras - While I'd like a DDR revival, that's not gonna happen with this competition. Konami aren't going to fund a game that requires a peripheral, it's way too risky and niche.
DDR using a PC keyboard has made an indie comeback in the form of Friday Night Funkin, so there is some hope that in a few years music games will eventually become popular again.

Re: Feature: Minecraft And Celeste Composer On Nintendo Influences And Writing For The Biggest Game In The World

Prizm

@valcoholic "Imagine especially a woman would have wanted to make a living making videogame music in the 1980ies."

Yeah well she's transgender. Seems like every time I see an article about a woman that's into game programming, chiptune music etc, a quick Google search reveals they're transgender.

I'd also love to hear about more women involved in the technical side of synths/chiptunes and game programming that are not transgender. Yes there were a couple japanese NES composers back in the day, but it's quite rare outside of traditional composing.

Re: Feature: 20 Super NES Classics Nintendo Should Bring To Switch Online

Prizm

"Dotemu is bringing back the heroes in a hard shell"
Oops, that should read "half shell" 🙂

"having [Actraiser] on Switch would be a godsend."
That was a good pun, and thank you for not ruining it by saying "pun intended" 👍

Anyway, this list got depressing fast as I doubt we'll see 90% of these on NSO 😕

Re: Super Meat Boy's Physical Box Art Is Horrifying

Prizm

Definitely has that 80s/90s boxart vibe, where you had to use your imagination for what that tiny sprite might look like.

I don't mind the art, but I didn't care for the game though. The whole one-hit death thing is just too stressful and repetitive.

Re: Reminder: You Can Now Pre-Order Sonic Colors: Ultimate On The Switch eShop

Prizm

@Clyde_Radcliffe "I will likely wait until I buy an Xbox Series X"

Heck, I'm seriously considering the Series S. A cheap-ish console where I can play casual/indie games on the couch without any sacrifices is looking very attractive. I don't care for third-party AAA games, I'd rather play them on PC with keyboard and mouse.

I have had it with almost every Switch game being a compromise.

Re: Nintendo Denies Claims It'll Make Increased Profits With Switch OLED, "No Plans" For Other Model

Prizm

I don't appreciate the misleading NintendoLife headline:
""No Plans" For Other Model"

This is the kind of crap journalism that fuels misinformation 🙄

Read the damn quote:
"have no plans for launching any other model at this time."

This quote basically means nothing. "At this time" can mean this week, this month, this year.
And it doesn't say "no plans for any other model at this time", it says no plans for LAUNCHING any other model at this time. Big difference.

Re: Team Sonic Racing '30th Anniversary Edition' Listings Surface Online

Prizm

@Silly_G @Jayenkai - Not that silly "Sonic would beat them all on foot" argument again. It's not a platform game, it's a racing game.

Why is Bowser and his minions being such good little participants in Mario Kart 8? Why aren't they blowing up the tracks from an airship and ruining it for everyone? 🙄

But yes, where the heck is Transformed (should run at 60fps now too)? I loved that game and the tracks had a decent length for once, unlike MK8 which made me feel ripped-off with its tiny tracks. Although MK8 was my favourite due to its active online multiplayer.

Re: Nintendo Fears A Popular ROM Website Could Make A Comeback

Prizm

Suck it Nintendo, I hope the site comes back.

"Storman's only assurance to Nintendo's lawyer is that a site relaunch will not feature the company's titles."

Which means what, exactly? Does Nintendo actually own the copyright for ROMs made by Capcom? Konami? Irem?

Does it follow that Nintendo should only be able to prosecute based on their own first party games? 🤔